Chiang Mai

In between reading the garbage from the usual suspects, Skinless is having a nice time here in Chiang Mai, now that the garbage are gone to write their poetry (sic) elsewhere. I am staying at Sumit Hotel near Thapae gate (250 b with fan). This is the best and most expensive place I have stayed in so far. I am spending today getting massages (100 bt an hour at the temple around the corner and more expensive at the disabled joint which is on the same street as Sumit.

Later on, I hope to post some photos of some of the animals I have shared rooms with: lixards and frogs mostly. Yesterday, I ate at an open air restaurant near Sumit. Soo too did several sparrows who tucked in when the waitress was off doing soemthing else.

I also spent a few hours last night talking tosome Indonesian hookers here, just outside Sumit. Nice looking. But I am still low on batteries. That should change very soon.

Chiang Mai Dosabled Center: 133/1 Rajapakinai Rd, same road as Sumit Hotel. I got agood straight massage from Noi, 150 bt an hour. She is almost bond as a result of an accident in which she lost her husband and child. Worth supporting IMHO, just to show how lucky weare and how much shit they have to absorb.

Yes, let's have a photo collage of all your nonpaying roommates. I think that's be great. I have a few pics of Pattaya and Bangkok rats, but can never get them to stand still long enough, or to say cheese.

That's an interesting massage place. They train people with disabilities for a sustaining career. That's a worthy endevour, and I've never heard of such things in the massage field before. I did see an article about a guy who repaired electronics in the Bangkok paper.

Jaimito Cartero,

I believe that in Malaysia you must be blind to become a masseuse.
This has more to do with the misconception that blind people don't fuck, hj and bj than with training 'people with disabilities for a sustaining career'.

Skinless - good tip for the disabled massage center. Good to hear that your pecker is getting better.....looking forward to more pic's! (of the chicks...not the rodents!) :)

Freeler,

I've been to Kuala Lumpur and didn't see any blind masseuses in my short travels there.

A quick question, I'm coming to Thailand in two weeks and am really burnt out on Pattaya. Are there enough interesting things to do in Chiang Mai, and girls that want to ride chang?

Jaimito Cartero,

I've been to ChiangMai for very short stays only. Hence I'm not qualified to give out expert and in depth information, but yes, there is a lot to do in and around CM - it's just not my kind of town.
But CM is an easy town to move around in: good public transport and an easy lay out.
You can get there by plane or rail from BKK or by bus from BKK, Pattaya and many Eastern and NorthEastern cities.

JC, there is plenty to do both in and around CM. As has been noted elsewhere, the number and overall level of ladies there is not the same as Bangkok or Pattaya, but there is an easily available night scene, multiple massage parlors, etc.

Disabled Center, as prviously posted. Worth supporting. The lady in the middle gave the massage ( no sex and don't ask). The lady on the left has a foot instead of a hand. She does laundry. The dude does internet.

There is some freelance action around this famous landmark.

Domino
WARNING
This is a famous spot for 'Chicks with Dicks'-
Always test handsize before engaging!
Wayne

W_king,

Thank you for your advice. Seems every photo posted now people call lady boy. I only posted a photo of a gate! If you ever go to Nong Khai en route to Laos, the top hotel is owned by a very glamorous lady boy. Her photo is all over the tourist promo literature for the city and the TAT will inform you of her mixed gender. I give all my employees a good work over. To me, buying a woman is just like buying a horse. I check the teeth, the gums, the legs, between the ass cheeks and of course, whether the mare is a mare or not. So far,no problems, touch woodener.

Peace & Pizzas.

There is a girl in Chiang Mai that works at "Johns Place" bar named Nue (aka Nedchita). She is cute and has a sort of Chinese-Thai look. Does anybody have any info about her? Does she go with customers? Is she crazy in the head?

Well, I arrived in Chiang Mai last night with no problem. I took my first domestic Air Asia trip, which went pretty smooth. I only got my tickets 2 weeks ago, but still only paid 2460 baht RT. I think you can just about cut that in half if you book further out.

If you ever flown Southwest Airlines, this is pretty similar, but no free anything. The flight attendants are quite nice though, and even the refreshments are only 30 baht. The seating is slightly tight, but I have yet to be on a full flight, so have always had an empty seat beside me.

I went to Walking Street today (Tha Phae) and checked out some of the wares for sale. I saw the vendors start to pack real quick (about 6pm), and thought they knew something I didn't. A quick look up showed dark clouds moving in.

I kept going and soon felt a big old raindrop smash into my head and thought I should look for cover. Another 20 meters and it looked like the scene from Forest Gump when he was in the rice paddies. I went into some sort of Thai Karoke bar to get out of it. I don't think it has comfort girls, and it was still early.

I think I'll catch the red baht-bus thingy back to my hotel, and then later check out some of the beer bar or gogos mentioned here before.

After leaving Walking Street, I went and got an hour massage by the Thae Pae gate (100 baht), Thai massage, 1 hour. I had no idea where Spotlight was, so got a Song Tao and asked how much to take me. I thought I got a good deal at 10 baht. He drove about 150 meters and stopped. Guess I learned something new. :)

Went into Spotlight and thought the quality of girls was good. Seemed to be about 25 or so total girls working in the bar (12 dancers?). I'd say most were in the 5-8.5 range. I saw the #41 that someone mentioned, looked nice, but the name she gave seemed to be different than what was posted.

Bought a few lady drinks, but nothing clicked too much. Of the three girls I asked, they all seemed to be non-"smokers". Hmmmm. Finally found one that was agreeable, but I just didn't connect with her. Took off as they were closing.

The next night after booking my tour for today, I went to check out some beer bars that I had seen in the area of the Mall. (Chiang Mai mall?). I walked back, but noticed that most of the women seemed to have adams apples and manly voices. Instant u-turn.

Next to the beer bars was a gogo called Foxy Lady. A small club, but I decided to check it out. Reasonable drinks, 70 baht lady drinks, 400 baht barfine. Probably only 12 girls working. Saw some very nice looking ones already with customers, but nothing out of the ordinary otherwise.

Finally I saw one of the dancers go up and she was really grooving. She looked quite cute, and I decided, what the hell. I invited her over for a ladydrink. She was friendly, but not overly so. I wasn't sure I was going to take her at this point. She went up to dance, and I talked to another girl (with chinese tattoos), who looked older, but looked nicer. She told me she was "blushing", which I finally figured out was menstruating. She said the other girl was very good, so I said what the hell.

Ern wanted 1500 st, which wasn't going to happen. I offered 1000, and she was set. She had a motorscooter, and off we went the couple of blocks to my hotel (Royal Lanna). She wasn't a starfish, but she seemed a bit shy. (They're all shy, I know.)

She loosened up with some moderate dfk, and seemed to thoroughly enjoy DATY. No hurry on anything. I then asked her to smoke, and she of course said, 'I no smoke'. Ooops. Guess what I had forgotten to ask. We move to the main action, and it goes pretty well. She's a bit camera shy naked, but loves to pose when clothed.

Attitude 6, body 7.5, skill 5. I don't know that I would repeat, but everything was basically fine. I'll post the pics when I get back to the states in a few days.