Well that was a waste of 80e and perhaps the low point of my mongering career.
Took it easy today. Tried to setup appointments with some girls at these privats. I've been reading forums and checking out websites since May when I first planned this trip. I made an appointment with Aneta for 4pm. Got an SMS message from them at 3:30 that she wasn't seeing anymore clients today (some of them will only go with 2 or 3 guys a day) and everyone else at the place was going home early. Ok, I think, I'll still go with Sophie at Privat Escort. She's an older lady (30-31) and I was going to try anal with her. She's been on their schedule working Sunday night from 17-23 pretty much all the time but when I called, no Sophie. Nobody else working there interested me. Called a couple of other places but nobody there spoke English and hung up on me. Found one more place, Privat Office (which is actually the closest to me). The lady spoke English and asked me who I wanted. I pretty much wanted to say "anything with a pussy please". I gave her a name and she, of course, wasn't working (do they just make up these schedules).
Picked Kely and got the address and walked over. On their website, it says she's 24 and has size 2 breasts. I'd say she's more like 27 and has size 1. 25 breasts and barely speaks English. I figured what the heck. Showered and waited and she entered about 5 minutes later. 2000CZK for 1 hour and OWA. I tried cuddling with her a bit but she was very stiff. Also she kind of kept her legs closed and away from me. I tried to loosen her up by giving HER a massage and then some DATY. She proceeded to give me a 3 minute blowjob and then put on the condom. She gets on top and it was alright entering her but I wasn't feeling it and started to go soft. She tried to get me hard again with her hand but nothing. I gave her some more back massage, decided it wasn't going anywhere and told her I had football (American) to watch and left. So I basically spent 40 minutes pleasuring her and got maybe 5 minutes for me.
Turned the wrong way out of the place and walked about 20 minutes to nowhere. Luckily in central Prague, you're pretty much bound to run into a Metro station fairly soon. I went back towards my hotel and went into an Irish bar where all of the TV were showing the Barcelona soccer match. I reminded the barman he promised me American football and he turned one of the TV's in the back to Sky which showed a one sided football game while I knocked back quite a few beers.
Heading back West tomorrow (7am flight to Frankfurt then a train to Amsterdam).
So, my high hopes for Prague as mongering heaven were crushed. The language barrier is a * to navigate these privats. Showpark / Neon Club were alright but nothing special. I should have gone to Sexy Sauna Club but Aneta cancelling so late and my desire to try one of these privats regardless made me miss it. I'm sure I would laugh if I went and then went to Oase later this week.
