Cozumel

Wow--this board is rather dead, huh? I'll add this report.

I'm on Coz for a week doing some diving. Took today off and rented a scooter to visit the rest of the island and see what's up with the mongering sites. I stopped at the Greenhouse near the main plaza (a previous post had the location close--it's on Av. 2 Norte, one block north of the Plaza and a half block from Av Rafael Melgar). Within 20 seconds of sitting down at a table, a girl walked up to me--actually, I should say a woman--I can't for the life of me remember her name. She immediately propositioned me--"you can have a drink and sex here." Wow. Talk about fast work! She looked OK (probably a 6 or so), D cups, and the price wasn't too bad (negotiated 1100 MX, or about $87 US). Went back to the room which is, as described in a previous post, the size of a small walk-in closet) and we got down to business. A short, mediocre massage, then the cover went on, CBJ with DATY, CG, mish. Changed condoms, got a little more CBJ, then finished with mish. I've never mongered in a place as hot and humid as Cozumel, so I was sweating profusely when I finished. I had to take a short shower to wash off the sweat, then tossed on some Purell to sanitize the boys. Left reasonably happy after paying 40 pesos for the coke I had.

Did my circuit of the island, checking out all the tourist trap gift shops on the way. The beaches on the east side of the island, btw, are really pretty, if a little narrow. I should come back sometime and just hang on one of the beaches for a day.

Anyway, as I finished the grand tour, I ran up past the other sites near the international pier. Barco looked open but I didn't go in. I dropped by the Club Salsa where I went in just to look around. At this point, I only had $500 mx and $25 US in my pocket. I was met immediately by a cute, 25-ish girl named April. C/D cup boobs, pretty face, I would say 7-8. She gave the usual "want a drink? Want sex?" routine. We chatted for a bit and she asked if i wanted to go back to the room. I mentioned to her how much money i had in my pocket and, after a bit of thought, she agreed, saying "when you come back, you pay me more, yes?" I said yes, though I don't know if I'll have time to return on this trip. Anyway, we went back into a larger toom than in Greenhouse, though again, no AC. hot as hell back there. Good CBJ, finger in kitty, DATY, enthusiastic CG and mish. Had to end with a HJ, since I'd already popped earlier in the day. Damn this getting-old thing. Room was really hot, btw--I left a rather large sweat stain on the sheet. Good thing I was the last customer of the day--chicas were leaving the bar as I headed out the door.

Anyway, two pops for about 150. lousy by TJ standards, but not bad based on what's been posted on this board.

Two more things: as I drove past Salsa on a recon, I saw California Club two doors down. I had walked past the place the other night on a long hike from the hotel, but didn't see the sign. The place looks totally empty--abandoned, even. The storm shutter was rolled down completely and no movement in sight, even as I was leaving at 6:30 or so. I don't know what it means--could be closed, or not.

Also, I stuck my head into YZA on the Plaza and the clerk said that 1 dose of Levitra was $20 and Cialis was 25. I didn't ask about multi packs, but I don't think that a previous quote of $17 for four is right, unless you found generics.

Stay safe out there!

Cozumel has a fairly large town East of the town square.

There have to be many venues for local mongers. A Zona Roja is probably a few miles from the town center.

I was in Cozumel recently and was driving all over the island, but I had company so I did not monger.

Any bros in the island should engage a taxi driver to find the exact directions to La Zona Roja and advise. Or may be a search of the internet may point to some directions...

[QUOTE=Desertratco]

Also, I stuck my head into YZA on the Plaza and the clerk said that 1 dose of Levitra was $20 and Cialis was 25. I didn't ask about multi packs, but I don't think that a previous quote of $17 for four is right, unless you found generics.

Stay safe out there![/QUOTE]
Oops. I misread the previous post. I guess it's possible that you could get one of the ED meds for $50 for four, but that's still $12.50 per dose. I bought some generics from an Indian company online (I can't remember the name) and they seem to be OK. The only thing is that maybe one out of 5 doesn't seem to work--I take it and nothing happens. However, since I bought the things for about $4.50 per pill, (I think it was $80 for 20, plus about $10 for shipping) missing one out of 5 seems reasonable. No spam from them or anything, but I do get a polite letter every few months "reminding" me to get a refill.

[QUOTE=Surferboy67] Why are the girls still asking $150? Haven't they heard about supply vs demand?[/QUOTE]

It is very clear you don't understand Mexico or Mexican economics.
Business drops, prices rise as the girl works less, she wants to make more money per fuck. A sure business killer, but that's the way they work it. Stupid, and don't fall for it.

Sure I am not there, but in Nuevo Laredo, the same situation applies, you should see some of the girls I get for 300 - 400 pesos for 2 hours, it's my money, my rules, you would be surprised how many will agree. (they have mouths to feed at home, it's something or nothing.) Last girl I had here spent the night for 500 pesos, probably would have taken 400, if I pushed the issue.
But why argue over 100 pesos, about $8? You should see my 1pm appointment tomorrow, solid 8 with a 10+ service factor, will cost me 500 pesos, but she will stay till I say go.

[QUOTE=Desertratco]
Also, I stuck my head into YZA on the Plaza and the clerk said that 1 dose of Levitra was $20 and Cialis was 25. I didn't ask about multi packs, but I don't think that a previous quote of $17 for four is right, unless you found generics.
![/QUOTE]

Keep looking, AWAY from the tourist trap locations, you will get much better prices.

I am 60+ years old, I buy NONE of those, if the feel and smell of a pretty pussy don't get me up then it's time to quit.

Pay 300 pesos for a pussy, and then $25 for a pill to fuck it? Get real.

[QUOTE=Bbond]Keep looking, AWAY from the tourist trap locations, you will get much better prices.

I am 60+ years old, I buy NONE of those, if the feel and smell of a pretty pussy don't get me up then it's time to quit.

Pay 300 pesos for a pussy, and then $25 for a pill to fuck it? Get real.[/QUOTE]How about the names and locations of a few of those places? I use your philosophy, but I think not as well as you. I will be in Cozumel 8/28 for 3 or 4 days. Any chance of you giving me a little tour?

[QUOTE=Desertratco]Wow-this board is rather dead, huh? I'll add this report.

I'm on because for a week doing some diving. Took today off and rented a scooter to visit the rest of the island and see what's up with the mongering sites. I stopped at the Greenhouse near the main plaza (a previous post had the location close-it's on Av. 2 Norte, one block north of the Plaza and a half block from Av Rafael Melgar). Within 20 seconds of sitting down at a table, a girl walked up to me-actually, I should say a woman-I can't for the life of me remember her name. She immediately propositioned me-"you can have a drink and sex here. " Wow. Talk about fast work! She looked OK (probably a 6 or so), the cups, and the price wasn't too bad (negotiated 1100 MX, or about $87 US). Went back to the room which is, as described in a previous post, the size of a small walk-in closet) and we got down to business. A short, mediocre massage, then the cover went on, CBJ with DATY, CG, mish. Changed condoms, got a little more CBJ, then finished with mish. I've never mongered in a place as hot and humid as Cozumel, so I was sweating profusely when I finished. I had to take a short shower to wash off the sweat, then tossed on some Purell to sanitize the boys. Left reasonably happy after paying 40 pesos for the coke I had.

Did my circuit of the island, checking out all the tourist trap gift shops on the way. The beaches on the east side of the island, BTW, are really pretty, if a little narrow. I should come back sometime and just hang on one of the beaches for a day.

Anyway, as I finished the grand tour, I ran up past the other sites near the international pier. Barco looked open but I didn't go in. I dropped by the Club Salsa where I went in just to look around. At this point, I only had $500 mx and $25 US in my pocket. I was met immediately by a cute, 25-ish girl named April. C/D cup boobs, pretty face, I would say 7-8. She gave the usual "want a drink? Want sex? " routine. We chatted for a bit and she asked if I wanted to go back to the room. I mentioned to her how much money I had in my pocket and, after a bit of thought, she agreed, saying "when you come back, you pay me more, yes? " I said yes, though I don't know if I'll have time to return on this trip. Anyway, we went back into a larger toom than in Greenhouse, though again, no AC. Hot as hell back there. Good CBJ, finger in kitty, DATY, enthusiastic CG and mish. Had to end with a HJ, since I'd already popped earlier in the day. Damn this getting-old thing. Room was really hot, BTW-I left a rather large sweat stain on the sheet. Good thing I was the last customer of the day-chicas were leaving the bar as I headed out the door.

Anyway, two pops for about 150. Lousy by Tijuana standards, but not bad based on what's been posted on this board.

Two more things: as I drove past Salsa on a recon, I saw California Club two doors down. I had walked past the place the other night on a long hike from the hotel, but didn't see the sign. The place looks totally empty-abandoned, even. The storm shutter was rolled down completely and no movement in sight, even as I was leaving at 6:30 or so. I don't know what it means-could be closed, or not.

![/QUOTE]I love Cozumel because that's where I earned my advanced diving certifications. What a great dive local. It's been a few years since I was there solo. Cozumel (beautiful island that it is) is one of the safest places in Mexico; a reasonably secure family spot. The police are on top of everything and everyone coming on the island and "crime" is less there than in my US town.

You are right about the leanness of reports on this locale. Cozumel has talent. And play. But it's not always easily affordable (I. E. Tijuana). I lucked out last time because the cute / hot little concierge at my Hotel took an active (not p4p) interest in me and would sneak (unofficially visit) to my room on occasion to make sure I was OK; usually right after her shift. (I can give no more details. So please don't ask.) Everybody also know everyone as a resident, so all I can say is "It was fun! ".

Renting a scooter and circling the island is a great way to spend a day There are a couple of little beach bars of the East (windward) side of the island. Very remote and laid back. I used to know of one big club a few clicks outside of town. Nights only! Don't remember the name. but if it's still there, the taxi drivers will take you. Pricing was reasonable. Also, there was a club called Black and White in the town' pretty good.

As for mongering, best to connect with a good taxi driver or bartender. They will get you to the goods. Because Cozumel is such a family type place, the real action tends to be at night although there are obviously daytime places as previously mentioned. Especially when the cruise ships hit port. When the ship's is port, the day-girls are ready to party.

I hope to make it back solo in the next year or so. But since that time, I discovered Costa Rica and Columbia (not too much further away) and the bang for buck in those places is much better. Unless like me. You get lucky every once in awhile! Even poor old pups like me get a bone now and again. Mexican women are pretty fine IMHO. Enjoy!

Several Cozumel adult establishments are located south of town, near the intersection of Rafiel Melgar (the major north/south road that runs along the coast) and Avendida Claudio Canto Anduza (a boulevard that is the equivalent of south 135th) This intersection is directly outside the international boat dock (Puerto Maya) where the cruise ships dock. There is a traffic light at this intersection. The Pemex gas station is just south of the intersection.

Bar and Co.

Is located ¼ mile south of the intersection, on the East side of Rafiel Melgar If you download google earth, this place is located at approximately 20deg 28' 28. 13"N 86deg 58' 23. 39" W (the satellite photos on Google earth were taken shortly after a major hurricane and does not show the actual building, just a vacant parking lot, so I may be slightly off on the location. I did not actually visit this establishment. I have placed a photo of the building on Google Earth.

Club Salsa is located ¼ miles East of the intersection described in my last post, on Avendida Claudio Canto Anduza (a boulevard that is the equivalent of south 135th) The coordinates are 20deg 28' 35. 52" and & 86deg 58' 10. 62" W I have placed a photo on google earth at the location.

I went one afternoon at about 3:30. This seems to be when passengers are returning to the ships and business in this club is winding down. Primetime at this club is probably 11 to 2PM on days when ships are in port. I got a beer at the window, just inside the front door and headed back through the pool table room to the courtyard where the chicas assemble. Before I made it to the patio, I was snagged by two chicas who wanted a shot at the last customer of the day. The deal they presented; $100 (or $120) for one or $160 for two, plus $40 for the room These were two fairly decent looking Mexican chicas with slightly oriental appearance, and of average build. They looked better than the two women in the courtyard, so I went for the duo.

We went thru the courtyard and up some stairs, apparently to some back rooms in the adjacent motel Azul. The room was a decent size, clean, and equipped with mattress set (with sheet) set on the floor. Cooled with a ceiling fan of course. There was no towel boy or condom lady to deal with (as mentioned in older posts.)

This was my first duo. In case you were wondering what happens in a duo session, well it starts with one chica working on Peter and the other getting her girls sucked on. Two girls is actually something of a chore, to keep things from going too fast. Eventually, one girl mounted in cowgirl while the other thrust the girls into my mouth. After a while, I asked for the girls to change positions. Before swapping positions, they actually removed the raincoat and put on a new one. So they switched and the action continued to completion. So there is a pretty good observation of safe practices.

Earlier I asked for a massage as part of the lead up and they said "yes, but afterwards. " When I asked for the massage, I got a brief rub and then they announced that the session was over. They were pretty anxious to finish and get going. I guess pros are the same everywhere.

They both washed up in the primitive shower area, and asked If I wanted to wash up as well. I did. You basically squat in front of a spigot in a tiled area with a hole in the floor. Basic, but ok for the purpose. Afterward they asked for a tip and I guess I was weak, so gave each $20. So total tab was $240 I should have haggled more and had smaller bills on me.

California Mens Club is in the same block of buildings as Club Salsa, 2 establishments east. (Motel Azul is in between) I placed a picture of the building on Google Earth. When I visited in May, it was identified by a temporary banner.

I stopped by here on Monday evening. A man outside directed me inside. I actually walked through a large, totally dark bar area, up some stairs, to the area that was actually in operation. There were some gals dressed in bikinis, dancing a pretty lame dance at a stripper pole. I ordered a coke and eventually a girl came over to the table. She was a thin, pretty girl who said she was from Mexico City. She didn't look Mexican at all. She probably had mostly European/Spanish heritage. Conversation got to business pretty quickly. She wanted $250 including a charge for the room. I decided that was just too much to pay for entertainment in Mexico. I politely declined and said I didn't have that much. She said she would ask if there was a girl more in my price range.

Eventually another girl came over. She was an ok girl. She was a bigger girl, not as petite as the first, but definitely not fat. She also was not real Mexican looking. As I recall, she showed me her girls to make the discussion more appealing. There may have been some crotch rubbing as well. She wanted $150, including the room.

Unfortunately, about that time I started to feel pretty badly (Mexican food = bowel problems). Plus it was really hot in there, so I decided to pass on the offer. I gave her a $20 tip and gave my apologies. Like a good professional hustling bar girl, she asked for me to buy her a drink. I figured that the tip was enough; I declined and left. One other thing to note, they were burning incense in there so when I got back to my room, I had a noticeable "smoky" odor on my clothes. This could be a problem depending on your circumstances.

[QUOTE=QuinnyJeff]. on 2-05-09
Also checked out El Trebol just behind the Salsa. I would not recommend unless you have a couple wingmen in tow as this place looks really seedy.[/QUOTE]It appears that El Trebol is now called Yum-Chak In fact, one of the banners says El Trebol II

Yum-Chak

I noticed this place directly behind the block of buildings where Club Salsa is located. It is down a gravel side street/road and resembles a walled compound. I placed a picture of the building on Google Earth at its location. I asked the manager of Club Salsa about it and he said it was a place similar to club Salsa. It would have to be a locals spot. I tried to check it out on a Monday night and it was closed. So I don't know if it is still operating or just closed on Mondays. The banners looked fairly new and in good condition.

Perhaps some brave/adventuresome monger can check this one out for us.

Cruise ship pulling in for the day on the 9th. I appreciate previous posts on hot spots and possibilities. Looking for any recent updates or last minute advice.

First stop is Grand Cayman and there's no action there so I'll be ready to let lose. Score a little Cialis and testing it locally before hopping the boat back to the states.

Thanks!

Ship puts into port on Tuesday the 9th for the day.

I appreciate the past postings and possibilities. Was looking to see if any recent news or advice available other than what's posted.

First port of call is Grand Cayman and there's no action there. Figure to score some Cialis and give a test run or two before jumping back on the boat.

Thanks!

[QUOTE=Codawg]It appears that El Trebol is now called Yum-Chak In fact, one of the banners says El Trebol II

Yum-Chak

I noticed this place directly behind the block of buildings where Club Salsa is located. It is down a gravel side street/road and resembles a walled compound. I placed a picture of the building on Google Earth at its location. I asked the manager of Club Salsa about it and he said it was a place similar to club Salsa. It would have to be a locals spot. I tried to check it out on a Monday night and it was closed. So I don't know if it is still operating or just closed on Mondays. The banners looked fairly new and in good condition.

Perhaps some brave/adventuresome monger can check this one out for us.[/QUOTE]So I'm curious as to how these women react if a couple comes in looking for some action... me being a woman, will I get looked at strange? I'm wanting to walk on that proverbial wild side.

So I'm curious as to how these women react if a couple comes in looking for some action. Me being a woman, will I get looked at strange? I'm wanting to walk on that proverbial wild side.