Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1873617]Well there are about 50 massage shops on Soi Buakhao, so you will have your pick.[/QUOTE]Haha, Mr Ent. Well I guess I will have to see which one has a Mr Ent special that day? I'll tell them you sent me!

[QUOTE=Haven123;1873628]Haha, Mr Ent. Well I guess I will have to see which one has a Mr Ent special that day? I'll tell them you sent me![/QUOTE]If you are looking for a legit one, give Eden a try it is located on Soi Diana just off the entrance to L. K. Metro where all the Go Go are located.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;1873640]If you are looking for a legit one, give Eden a try it is located on Soi Diana just off the entrance to L. K. Metro where all the Go Go are located.[/QUOTE]Thanks, LBM. I will check it out and post my feedback on Soi Buakhao during the upcoming week. I like hanging out with the pros but I prefer the non-pros (or semi pros) when I am ready. In my experience unless there is some special chemistry, the higher the girl is on the 1-10 scale, the lower is my experience once away from the club. There are exceptions of course, but I prefer to play the higher % stats. OF course, YMMV may wary if you are a young, hot dude, which I am not. LOL 😟.

But, I do ok sometimes.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1873617]Well there are about 50 massage shops on Soi Buakhao, so you will have your pick.[/QUOTE]Or you will have your dick if you don't pay attention, LOL!

[QUOTE=Haven123;1873644]Thanks, LBM. I will check it out and post my feedback on Soi Buakhao during the upcoming week. I like hanging out with the pros but I prefer the non-pros (or semi pros) when I am ready. In my experience unless there is some special chemistry, the higher the girl is on the 1-10 scale, the lower is my experience once away from the club. There are exceptions of course, but I prefer to play the higher % stats. OF course, YMMV may wary if you are a young, hot dude, which I am not. LOL .

But, I do ok sometimes.[/QUOTE]If you are looking for anything but a legit one this is not the place to go. The majority of the ladies here are nothing to look at fun to shoot the bull around with them but they are there to toss you around like a rag doll.

Woke early as per my own standards. Went for a hefty European breakfast in a cafe opposite the Mixx disco. Was one of the beat breakfast I had. Coffee was unlimited however it was slightly on a higher side as compared to Pattaya standards. 300 be.

While having breakfast I saw a single Caucasian girl sitting alone and having brunch in the cafe. I am not sure what happened to me but a few glances from her gave the courage to say 'Privet'. And bingo she was indeed Russian. She thought I knew Russian language but I apologetically said I was not aware and it was just a lame ass attempt from my side to say Hi. Anyways we shared stories and told her how I had been to Murmansk a western city in Russia and how her home was closer to that place. Ended up exchanging numbers.

Post the hearty breakfast went for Foot massage in a shop in the second road. Took a baht bus to Soi six and strolled a bit. Found a girl that took my fancy. Grabbed her a drink. Took her upstairs and baam baam thank you ma'am. All inclusive 1250 be.

Came back and took a nap in the room and woke up around 2000 Hrs. Went out and had some local cuisine. Got a bottle of water and took a stroll of the Beach road. Found a MILF age approx 35 (looks 30- don't they all). Found her upbeat and eager to please. She said long time 2000 be. I smilingly asked her- you don't like me? She got the hint. I said 1000 LT and a dinner thrown in. She happily agreed. I asked what time would you leave. She said up to you. Fair enough.

Headed back to hotel.

Took shower together. No marks on belly although she was a mother of two. Boobs big enough to excite me. Skin was flawless. Had a soft and passionate session later. Throughly exhausted we took shower again and went for dinner. Went to a good seafood restaurant and had some proper dinner. Bill was 550 be. Popped my K pill for future support.

Came back to hotel and had two more pops before calling it a night. She was eager to please since she thought I would repeat as I was staying for a week more. Woke early morning. I asked for another pop. She said she was having pain down there (maybe maybe not). She offered BBBJ. I was a happy man.

She left 8 in the morning after giving me her number.

3 pops + 1 BBBJ: 1000+ 550 (dinner) not bad.

Meanwhile I saw the message of the Russian girl in the morning. She had texted late night at 3 am but I did not read as I was busy in other amorous activities.

[QUOTE=Harry2;1873251]Do Blowjob Bars exist?

I'm sorry for the stupid question, but years ago I heard about blowjob bars in Thailand / Pattaya. They were bars where you could sit and get a beer, and then pay for a girl / woman / old woman? To get under your table and give you a blowjob while you drink, for like 20 minutes+.

Do these places actually exist or is it an urban myth?

How much does it cost?

Are the women hot or are they kinda rejects?

I'm in South East Asia but not Thailand yet.[/QUOTE]The BJ bars in Nana BKK and Cowboy pretty much had 4's and below. A lot of them had bad teeth and I wouldn't do them for free. Some elderly men have lower standards but I have seen some with higher standards. Most guys don't suffer jet lag for that rag tag lineup. For 85% of guys they won't stimulate a hard-on and that era with passable BJ girls ended 10-15 years ago.

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan;1873777]If you are looking for anything but a legit one this is not the place to go. The majority of the ladies here are nothing to look at fun to shoot the bull around with them but they are there to toss you around like a rag doll.[/QUOTE]Ok thanks much. BTW any places near Central Festival you recommend for changing USD at a good rate without commission?

Thanks and cheers.

[QUOTE=Haven123;1874099] any places near Central Festival you recommend for changing USD at a good rate without commission?

[/QUOTE]Across the street on 2nd Road right beside Pattaya Night Bazaar has decent rates. I think the sign is pink and says Money Exchange. The further away you are from somewhere touristy like Walking Street the better rates you will find.

[QUOTE=Haven123;1874099]Ok thanks much. BTW any places near Central Festival you recommend for changing USD at a good rate without commission?

Thanks and cheers.[/QUOTE]There is a place booth, that I've found to have pretty consistent high compare to others. It is at the Avenue mall down from Soi Diana. As for commission everyone charges. Before you see the rate posted the commission / Fee is already taken out.

Pattaya Trip Report, Day 6.

I am back online! I left Pattaya a week ago but have been offline. I am now in Phuket, but I need to wrap up the last two nights in Pattaya. So back to a week ago last Sunday, I believe.

Today was a day of repeats. I walked up and down Soi 6 a few times in the mid afternoon. I found one girl, Nam at Dolls. Decent smile, decent body with apparently nice boobs. We went inside, she got my drink and we sat down. She said she was from Bangkok. I assumed she was an Issan girl. Claimed to have been there just 12 days. Conversation was difficult. I offered her a LD, which she accepted. She drank a little of it, but our personalities just weren't matching up. Conversation was difficult. She left me to go talk so some friends, and I figured that she felt the same way about how things were going. I started paying my bill, and she then came over like what's happening man? I just shrugged and left. Pretty face, cute figure and decent legs, but oh well. I walked back by later and she looked at me, like she was hoping I would cover back over, but I didn't. I felt a session would not be all that good and left and felt it was time to head back to WS. It would be early there, but I have not been sleeping, was tired and wanted to check things out earlier and possibly retire back to the hotel with my prize girl earlier as well.

So I am exiting Soi 6 to the west, then Jiem at Halifax grabs on to me. I let her take me inside, a bit reluctantly, but she is so happy so, ok, why not have a drink before I head back. We sit down, at which point she soon starts to play with johnny boy. OK, rather than strike out at Soi 6 today, I give in and we go upstairs. I was in for fireworks. This girl was on fire. After Bee and Fon, it was my time to lie there, and this tiny girl tries to suck me dry. A good 10 minutes of oral action. Lots of FK. I am blown away. Then she climbs on top and starts banging to where I would have died of a heart attack where I to try doing that. Cowboy, reverse cowboy, cowboy with her leaning way back, cowboy with we me holding her sitting upright (about the only movement I actually did), and this tiny thing just kept on going. I was amazed at this energizer bunny. Never seen anything like this. Not sure if she was climaxing or trying to or was just performing for me, but if you are wanting a sexual dynamo, Jiem is your girl. I never finished, since I didn't want to as I had decided to go back for Bell, but man oh man. I tipped her 50%.

After that, back to the hotel for cleanup and a short nap, then on to WS by 9 PM. I really don't want to stay out late. I have been so tired. I need rest. I know that after Bee left me yesterday, I dropped off to sleep in minutes. Having Bell sleep over would be nice, but I know she doesn't like LT. But first, I walk up and down the street a few times. I am getting drenched from the heat, humidity and walking. I see I-Bar not too busy, I go in, find a seat near the front, and order a diet coke to get some caffeine, possibly not my wisest decision if I want to sleep later. I eye a girl across the room but she does not seem too interested. Two friends join her, but I have to be too old for any of them. Well, Pam was ok with me, but I think she was looked to get laid and paid, and I don' t sense that so much from these girls, but what do I know? Oh, no Pam sighting either. (The girl who took 1,000 baht from me a few nights ago.).

I leave and check for potential FL girls, and there are a few decent ones, but not what I am looking for. So, back to Sugar Baby. I go in, sit down and within minutes Bee has spotted me and comes over. We talk a bit and, yes, she wants to go out with me again. I am a little concerned, wondering if she will act shy and reserved again, or if she will open up. (My previous experience with her was nearly spiritual, but that was due to me and not anything she was doing, which was little, actually.) But, on that night, her beauty was all I needed. She was again super-hot in her jean shorts and tight shirt when we left. I have to bite my hand to keep me from spouting undying love and appearing like a blithering idiot here. But to save time in my report, back in bed she was the same as the night before. My endorphin levels were lower and reality thankfully started slipping back into place as I expected they would. The spirituality I had felt previously was gone with her lackluster performance. Still so, so beautiful, but one needs a woman to respond, and she wasn't. And, like the night before, I still couldn't release. She let me try. I would give up, rest a few minutes and climb back on. I even changed to a different condom. Nothing helped. I lied close to her, even put my head in her lap and she rubbed it soothingly, but she did nothing more, such as offering a BJ, a HG or something to help get me off. Sigh. She gets dressed and asked if I will see her tomorrow. I just say "maybe". At this point, what is the use? She was indeed turning out to be a starfish, and I would rather not face anymore disappointments. Maybe I will go back to see Bell, finally keeping my promise to her. That girl is full of energy, so I don't expect her to just lie still. Maybe first I will go back to Soi 6. Maybe I will look for a FL. Maybe I should just go to sleep.

But I have to admit that I am getting a bit weary here in Pattaya, after tying so hard to be with 2 or 3 women each day. I have one more day here, then off to Bangkok to meet up with my age 40 year Thai virgin GF. I will spend a week with her, and hopefully ensure she is not a age 41 year virgin, then I will go to Phuket for 4 nights then either I will rejoin my GF in Bangkok or even Phuket, or return to Pattaya for 5 days before returning home.

Pattaya Trip Report, Day 7 (Monday) Final Day.

Another bad night of sleep, but better than the previous day. But this my last full day in Pattaya. What to do? I think I will write off Bee, the classy beauty that leaves me drooling in her short shorts and tight top. She is an awesome girl, but after two visits she isn't loosening up to become more GF-like, and I still can't release with her (though mostly my fault), so I need to find someone else for some excitement. Plus, I don't come all this way just to be with the same girl time after time. I recommend her totally, and hope she will be energetic with you, and if any of you see her in the next week, let me know, in case I return to Pattaya before heading home. Sweet girl who you will droll over, but did I ruin her with me on my first night's instructions to go slow, or is that how she is? Regardless, I won't see her tonight.

I had thought of going back to Kinneree today, but I like to be able to choose from a wider variety of women, and getting back from there is a bit risky if you don't have your own vehicle, so I decide that I will instead head back to Soi 6 for the afternoon session. I think I will get a massage, too, as I legitimately need one as well. Might use it to see if extras are available at some random MP, but the last thing I need is a hard tug down there after that performance by Jiem. Then it will be back to WS to close out the night with, I hope, a stunner. I am thinking of taking Bell home (ok, maybe not quite a stunner, but definitely a killer body), but I will look around first. A FL is always an option.

So, I headed off to Soi 6 around 3 PM. The traffic going north on 2nd road has been much worse that I recall it being previously. I decided to start walking rather than sit still in a baht bus baking in the sun. I would hop on one once they had caught up. I was able to walk quite a ways before the traffic finally caught up with me, at which point I waved one down and hopped one. Arriving at the Soi, I didn't want to spend much time searching, so on my second pass I settle on a decent looking girl who blew me a kiss as I walked by the Pussy Club. She had a cute face and decent legs and nice figure, but I couldn't tell at first glance about her boobies. I stopped to say Hello, and she immediately told me she wanted boom boom. I said I was hot and thirsty and wanted a cold beverage first. Inside, I asked her name, and it was Nam. Hmm, I just met a girl named Nam. Must be a common name. I asked where she was from and she said Bangkok. Hmmm. I recently met a girl who said she recently moved down from Bangkok 13 days ago. Hmmm, but I know I have never been to the Pussy Club, so this must be coincidence. But, I am starting to remember a few things (remember I am in a bit of a fog from exhaustion). This is starting to seem too familiar. Do I know her? I asked if she knew me as even the inside of the bar was bringing memories, but she said she didn't think so. Well, after the session, I checked my notes and dern, this was indeed the same girl I walked out on a day or two before for not making a connection with me, but I had the club name wrong in my report. The two bars are close and I looked at the wrong sign. Sigh.

My gut reaction from the day before was largely correct. We still didn't really hit it off but I BFed her, 350 for the BF and 1000 for her. She gave a less than average shower, then immediately started the session with a BBBJ, though she at least kept it slow. It really wasn't too bad. She then asked if I liked things fast or slow as she put on the cover, and did fairly well on top throughout several positions. But, while the service was ok, it was nothing special, and she was not the least upset I couldn't release. Practically every other girl on Soi 6 took it as a challenge to get me off and felt sad when they couldn't. Not Nam. I normally tip 200, but I gave her just 100.

I left and came back down to Soi 13, then walked over to Soi 13/2. I was searching for food, but when a halfway cute girl came out to offer me a massage, I said ok. I really should be getting more of these as they are so cheap. I asked for a one hour oil massage for 300. The cute girl was just a front though, and I was handed off to the real masseuse who, on average, was ok, being at least doable. If she offered boom boom, I could at least do her to chalk up another conquest. I have never done a Soi 13/1, 2 or 3 massage before so I was curious what would happen. Would it be legit massage or would all the extras be offered? She led me to a private area and told me to strip down for a shower. It was a solo shower. Legit so far. She did the back rub then on the flip, she soon got to the boys for some gentle, well lubricated rubbing and tugging, and asked if I wanted her to continue. Of course, how much? She finally said she wanted 1500 extra for basically a suck and rub. No, that is too much, I can get FS for less than that on Soi 6 I said. She shrugged and said fine, and too quickly finished the rest of the massage. I confirmed later on the clock I had been in there less than 40 minutes. I still tipped 300, as I have heard the girls only get to keep the tips. Perhaps I should have complained about the time, but I didn't really care. I did not get the name of the MP, sorry, nor the girl. I suppose most MPs operate similarity, though I thought many also offered FS. Only advice is to be prepared for a legit massage, then happy if more is offered at a price you want to pay. If a cute girl comes out to ask you if you want a massage, again, unless you are happy with a legit massage, ask if she will be the one giving it. If you are really wanting extras, make sure the girl you think will be doing the job is the one you will be assigned to.

Back to the hotel after the massage and a failed quest to find suitable food. I guess I will eat on WS tonight.

I am writing this a week after the events happened, which is good for you in that the reporting will be shorter. Anyway, I rested back at the hotel, then headed back to WS for my last night in Pattaya. I avoided I-Bar, and I avoided stopping by Peppermint and Fon. I have decided to give up on her. Just not worth it. So will I go BF Bell, the tight spinner? I think maybe I will go to Skyfall first, but I am walking down WS and see Bliss, a club I have not tired. I go in and find a seat. They have some nice girls dancing on stage. At the far end one catches my attention. She is very pretty, has the goldenish hair I like, nice boobs which are a good handful, just starting to droop but still very nice at this point and looking firm, nice figure than may be a pound over from too many LDs, but no problem. As the songs play, the dancers change position in the line, so she moves closer and closer to me. I begin to realize why she is attractive to me because she has the same hair and build that Fon does. I look at a few other girls in the lineup, but this girl is enticing me and I start to consider BFing her. She reaches the end of the stage and seems to notice my looking at her. She smiles. As the leaves the stage she turns and I see her back for the first time. She has a familiar looking tattoo on her back. No, come on, it can't be! She recognizes me, and she grabs a butch-looking friend and they are coming over to sit with me. What the heck?

Yes, it is Fon and she no longer works at the Peppermint. I don't know why. Something happened, but I am not sure whose idea it was. I think she probably got fired. We talk a bit. She says she wants to go with me, and I think I hear her talk with her friend about going to a disco. Is she hitting me up simply to get her and her friend out of there to go dancing in a disco? I refuse to BF her friend, and she is happy with this. Long story short, the BF is a whopping 1,500 at Bliss. Insane! But we leave (and Bee looks hotter than Fon in jeans and tight shirt) and she wants to go to the Peppermint! Great. I do think it might be fun, forgetting that I might very well be hit up for a tone of LDs. So, of course, when we enter Wam sees me immediately (how does she know? And the whole lot come over for LDs. I limit them to 2. I mention to Luk I should get one on the house, and I do. Everyone seems happy, and I still have no idea what caused Fon to leave. Eventually we leavefor the hotel, with me not sure what will happen. No mention of her price or if it will be ST or LT.

Well, cutting to the chase, of course nothing happens. She spends the night but it is hands off. She is constantly on her phone. I touch her, even climb on her even, and while she does not pull away, she does nothing in the way of doing her job. We do talk, but no action. It is now too late to take her back to Bliss for a refund. We go to sleep. In the morning I try to make a move, but nothing. I repeat my wondering of why she doesn't like me. (I know, I should be yelling at her.) She scoffs at the idea and asks why I would say that. (I mean, really?) Too, in my own mind, I am mad at myself for letting a WG bring up these types of feelings I was having. What has her liking me have anything to do with a business transaction? I say I want boom boom. Her not having boom boom with me shows she must not like me. She said she having her period. Bull, I think. She slept naked and there are no blood stains. And there were no blood several nights ago. I figure getting angry won't do any good as I am about to leave town, but I do ask to take some pictures of her, dressed. Maybe I will post one later. I say I don't know how much to pay her as nothing happened, again. She said to pay whatever I wanted. Well, I didn't want to pay her anything. I did give her some money, but I will decline to say how much as some of you will get upset even if it was a single baht. I did give her more than she deserved, but whatever. I am too nice. I am not a happy camper though. The phone rang any my Bell driver was there, early. I was ready, as was she, and with a final hug we went down stairs together. She got her ID and left without looking at me. I saw her go across the street and get a motorcycle driver. She did look over as they got on and did wave goodbye. Argh.

Why did she go out with me? I don't really know. Did she just want to get away from Bliss? She knew from before I might not pay for non-service, so do these girls get to keep a part of their BF? I have no idea why she would decide to sleep over with me with no assurance I would pay her anything if she didn't perform. I did learn a little about her in talking however. Her mother told her she needs to work harder to buy her a car. Fon goes on international trips of some sort to earn money, and she goes to Malesia and Singapore to have sex several times a year. It just seems matter-of-fact to her. She misses her daughter, but her mom is telling her to work more, so she does. Just like that. I said she needed to have fun on her own, and I got a blank stare, like going off to have fun was a foreign concept. A shame. I said she could find rich men to marry. She said a Japanese man wanted to marry her. He would spend time with her but no sex. He apparently couldn't marry her due to her kid not be allowed in Japan if they married, or something like that. But still why not have sex with me? I don't understand. Whatever. I guess she is using me for something. She says she wants to see me if I come back to Pattaya next week. Of course she does. I had mentioned I might be back in November. She says she will be out on her business trip in November. I say I will be going to Phuket soon. She lights up, joking about me asking her go to Phuket. Sure. Four nights sleeping next to her and no boom boom would drive me insane.

A few days later, out of curiosity, I got onto Line and wished her good luck. She blows me back a kiss. Sigh. I can't figure this one out.

Anyway, you can spare me the lectures on not falling for gogo dancers. Really, I have not fallen for her. I am challenged by her. I find her attractive and I am drawn to her, but I am not in love with her. She is an interesting case and I am drawn to that I guess. I have plenty of money I can blow on her if that is what I want, but at this point now it sure seems like a wasted effort. I would return to see Bell before I would return to see Fon.

So, part 1 of my LOS trip to Pattaya is over. It ended on a frustrating note and with no releases for the last few days, but that is OK. I am off to Bangkok for a week in what will be another failed attempt to take my Thai GF's virginity. I don't yet know that, so I am hoping that having no releases will help me fill my GF up for her first sexual penetration. But, no, I end frustrated. She is the type of girl a guy should want to marry. Just this one little problem I can't break through. We have tried everything, but that little opening just won't open up. Lube, alcholol. Nothing works. A gyno got a finger or two up in there to confirm all is healthy, but I even touch the opening and she tenses and gets scared. I tell her she needs to practice with fingers and things and learn to relax. This girl is special, but no marriage if she can't get rid of that little problem.

Anyway, this concludes Part 1 of my Pattaya trip report. I say part 1 as I am scheduled to return here for 5 nights after leaving Phuket and before heading home. The GF wanted me to take her to Phuket. I said not until at least Saturday. I said I might need to head home suddenly but, if not, then I might call her down to Phuket. If I do, I will have to move out of Patong. I would get a nice hotel closer to the islands and other attractions. I would probably for sure be doing this if we were having sex. But without the sex, it is almost like she is a daughter. Sigh. I will probably lie, say I am heading back home, but really stay here and complete my vacation as planned. I am evil. Maybe that is why Fon was sent to frustrate me. Haha If you want to follow my adventures, I will soon be on the Phuket boards.

Peamble: The full editor doesn't load for me so I'll keep reports short until I can have it working.

I made to Pattaya yesterday after one year. Found a nice accommodation for a small price in Naklua. That works better than staying in the darkside, as the girls would not moan about it.

Around midnight arrived at the Red Car. I did not even completed a full round when I stopped by a spinner with a fresh face and a sexy body, Kung.

She possibly 25 yrs old, certainly not from Isaan, fair skin, pretty face with full luscious lips, hot legs and figure. Nice straight dark brown hair. Quiet attitude, not an hardened pro, she didn't wanted to do LT but we kind of met midway, the agreement being 2K until early morning.

We went to a late dinner at one of the restaurants facing Hollywood disco, in the entertainment area that is virtually reserved to Thais. Not much conversation but she certainly could eat! The 500 Bt. bill, for a totally unsophisticated meal came a bit higher than what I was used to pay there.

At the 7-11 stop she indulged a bit too much in buying on me, including cigarettes!. That almost never happened to me before, but one has to take things as they come.

In the room her attitude was Ok, but she took an endless shower. She was polite and respectful all the time, and went to smoke outside. Given these signs I was a bit pessimistic, well it took a lot of pussy liking to warm her up. From there on it was decent sex, with little connection, kissing and ability on her side. She came once and myself being at the second pop, could not work her much longer.

Mouth action totally forgettable. After the act she fall asleep, but she had been told already that considering her so-so performance she would have got 1500, and she was cool with that. Since another round appeared not to be doable, she was out at 6 am in hot pants, top and stiletto heels. Thing that I don't like a bit, but she had refused to go change dresses before.

Got her number but repeat is unlikely. All in all it worked good for me for the first night.

Tonight I went out again but I was spent and couldn't play. The FL situation appears overall OK, not much male competition. After some fucking around I called it a night. I have plenty of time to do better.

[QUOTE=OldNewGuy;1874853] Not much conversation but she certainly could eat! At the 7-11 stop she indulged a bit too much in buying on me, including cigarettes!.
Mouth action totally forgettable. After the act she fall asleep, but she had been told already that considering her so-so performance she would have got 1500, and she was cool with that. Since another round appeared not to be doable, she was out at 6 am in hot pants, top and stiletto heels. Thing that I don't like a bit, but she had refused to go change dresses before.[/QUOTE]I don't think she liked you. Didn't you chat her up any in the bar? Sometimes you can tell what kind of service your going to get within 5 seconds. If I don't get at least a smile I move on. Actually you bought dinner and smokes so you did pay more than 1500. She might have moved her ass a little more if you just gave the cash mate.

Question? Why do you care what she's wearing?

[QUOTE=NakedGunz;1874873]Question? Why do you care what she's wearing?[/QUOTE]Because it is embarassing walking around not matching each other as well as when she leaves the next day wearing night time club clothes.