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[QUOTE=AlCapwn; 1233237]So, I made my first HK visit the Fri before Christmas. Great time. But I saw these older American (looked semi-homeless) walking around with what appeared to be like a car battery. Attached to two metal "pens / rods". They were walking around kinda offering it to customers.
What is it?[/QUOTE]You hold them and it shocks you. You pay to proof how much of a fool you are. Another mocho scam.
[QUOTE=AlCapwn; 1233237]So, I made my first HK visit the Fri before Christmas. Great time. But I saw these older American (looked semi-homeless) walking around with what appeared to be like a car battery. Attached to two metal "pens / rods". They were walking around kinda offering it to customers.
What is it?[/QUOTE]AC,
You should have grabbed both ends and experienced a time-honored ritual in mexican bars of paying to shock yourself.
I have seen all manner of homemade contraptions these guys walk around with, to get tourists to challenge themselves to see how long they can hold the handles as the electicial charge is increased. They start low and then increase the charge, most times people will do it once, a few may try it again, the real slow learners keep trying. LOL.
Just one of those senseless things you got to say you did, kind of like eating the bacon-wrapped hot dogs from the cart.
Post a trip report about the chicas, that's the real attraction.
Cheers,
Keg
(Thanks Keg for the previous post)
Ok. So I found my way to San Diego for the holidays and knew I had to get down to Tijuana after reading through these forums. I had time on Fri the 23rd. I contacted a buddy who lives in the area. And we headed toward the border. He had been to Tijuana but not for this purpose. He also had NO passport but indicated he had been able to get back before with just his drivers license. He was nervous and apprehensive about going, but I tried to reassure him they wouldn't NOT let him back (at least I hoped!). I had a passport.
Around 10PM we get off the last US exit and park at the first lot on the right, $7. I was in a brand new car (not mine or a rental) and was very apprehensive about leaving it in this lot, even with an attendant at the gate. But, the concerns were alleviated as I saw families and couples coming in and out of the lot. Some with suitcases as if there car had been there for an extended period. Walked out of the lot and really wasn't sure which way to go. So we followed all the Mexicans carrying bags of their what appeared to be Christmas presents. This led us to the gates.
As we approach the first set of turnstiles there were two uniformed offers. Not really sure what agency they were with. Assuming BP. We just walked right by them. They paid us no attention. As we were walking through this area we didn't notice any other gringos walking through at this time. We did see a couple chicas in mini skirts and a tight dress heading into Tijuana. We assumed they were working girls. Got to the Tijuana side. And immediately a couple little kids were on us asking us to buy gum. I said No Gracias but my friend hesitated. So the little kids stayed on him all the way to the cab area. LOL.
I knew from reading on here that it would / should cost $5 to get to the Zona Norte. Picked a yellow cab driver. Said 5 bucks to Hong Kong and he agreed. I jumped in the front and my buddy in the back. As we drove to the zone I paid attention to the surroundings. And I would not want to make that walk. Especially at night. Cab pulled up right in front of HK.
There were about 5 guys in front of us going into the club as well as what looked like a police officer at the door (could have been house security). Really no wait. Bought our entrance Tecate and walked in. Wow. It immediately reminded me of a high end strip club in my home town. But with about 5x the women! The club was fairly crowded but with enough room to still walk around. The music was loud so having conversation weren't easy. As we made our initial walk through, the shaving cream show must have just ended as girls covered in it were being helped off the back stage. I tried explaining to my friend that pretty much all the girls walking around were "available". He couldn't believe it. As we made our way around we were groped in the crotch by a couple of girls. I think he started believing me more then!
The steps "separating" the front of the club to the back had girls lined up on every step. Is that "Hottie Central"? Wasn't sure. But it seemed like that spot had several girls all night just standing there. I also noticed a lot of "young" girls who didn't seem to ever get on a stage.
We found a good spot at the front bar where we could see pretty good and just took it all in. When we needed a beer we stopped a mesero who promptly brought us a couple of beers. He spoke English and would occasionally stop by and see if we needed anything. As we sat there we were in total awe of how hot the girls were. With it being a holiday weekend I was really concerned about the quantity and quality of the women. But those concerns were gone at this point. Since we were somewhat near the front of the place. I made it a point to explain to my friend that the girls walking toward the front door with a guy were heading next door for fun.
We started pulling out ones to tip. We are so used to the "no-touch" policies in place in American strip clubs that it was so odd to be able to feel and grope the women when you tipped them. My friend tipped a girl on dancing on the bar like he would in the US. By pulling her strap on the g-string aside and placing the bill there. Well, a local (I'm assuming). Saw this and told us in English,"This is how you do it!". And proceeded to tip the same girl but took it to another level by gently slapping her ass and taking some big feels. LOL. We weren't shy about it after that!
After drinking a few beers and knowing that we were on somewhat of a time pinch we both decided we needed to pick a girl. Go upstairs and then get back across the border. While there were so many hot girls. It was a tough choice and I made mine without any real qualifying factors aside from looks. I picked a tiny little thing that was super hot. She was standing on the steps I mentioned earlier. I walked up to her. Said Hi, asked her name (something with an 'ia on the end. Sorry). Asked if she spoke English, nope. And then asked if she wanted to go upstairs. Which she said yes. She took my hand and led me to the front where one of the employees put a light coat on her and we walked outside. Took a few steps and hit the steps to the hotel attached to the club. Walked up the steps to a hotel front desk area. Some Spanish was spoken. Her name was written down. With a time I assume and we were led to the first room up another flight of steps.
Once in the room, the girl dimmed the lights and setup the room. It was a decent size room. Not large but not small. Looked like something out of a late 70's porno. There was an open sink against one wall with a shower room as well. The girl proceeded to take her clothes off. Grab the condom and some lube. At this point I took my clothes off to. I will say after reading previous reports I wasn't sure what to expect. I had read the hotter girls seemed to be more business / mechanical. And that was the case with this one. There didn't seem to be much excitement on her part. But in retrospect I didn't do one of things I had wanted because of time and that was get to a know a girl a little better in the club before bringing her upstairs. Oh well. Next time. She did have a smoking little body though. Did our business and the expected knock came. Seemed a little quick. She did tell me (with what little Spanish I can understand and speak) that she was 19. A mother. And was from Chihuahua and heading home on Monday. Oh. She did say she didn't like Tijuana. Imagine that. Got dressed and walked down with her. I decided to hang outside and smoke a cig while waiting for my friend.
While outside I was approached by a guy who asked for a cig in Spanish. When he saw I wasn't native he went into English and had a pretty cool convo about Tijuana, Backpage, CL and girls in general. Pretty cool.
My friend didn't come down right away. And I had to go to the bathroom. So I paid for another Tecate to get back in HK and use the bathroom. While I was waiting my friend came back in and told me he had gone for an hour session. But get this. He picked a freak! Darnit. His girl (not sure of the name) let him take pictures. BBBJ. Finger her ass. MSOG. Darnit! He got lucky. And man, he was all smiles! All of his anxiousness and nervousness that he had previously were totally gone, imagine that.
Finished the last beer. Went outside. Walked a little down the street to a Yellow Cab. Said 5 bucks to la linea. Driver agreed and were dropped back off at the border. When we pulled up, locals were opening Taxi doors for tips. And then there were several more beggars along the walk back across. As we approached the BP agents (absolutely no wait / line). I had my buddy go first as I wasn't sure how they would deal with him not having a passport. When we got up to an aisle. The agent asked for me to go first since I had a passport and then proceeded to give my friend grief over not having a passport. But really just kept him about a minute there. Including asking him what he had come to MX for, he said,"fun". The he was let through. Phew.
Walked into the US. Down the street. Up over the walkway where there were two more "guards" just hanging out talking. And got to the parking lot. Car was fine. Paid my 7 bucks. And drove on home. I got to say I had a hard time sleeping that night. Just knowing a place like this existed and SOOOO close to the US. Wow, just wow. I blew up my friends the next telling them that we had to plan a trip just for Tijuana. And the next time I will do more. Like get a room. Maybe try an escort. A street girl. Eat a taco, LOL. And I didn't even get to another bar.
Sorry for the long post. Just wanted to get as much info out as possible!
As I told a friend back home. I found paradise.
Take care. AC
[QUOTE=Keg; 1233390]AC,
You should have grabbed both ends and experienced a time-honored ritual in mexican bars of paying to shock yourself.
I have seen all manner of homemade contraptions these guys walk around with, to get tourists to challenge themselves to see how long they can hold the handles as the electicial charge is increased. They start low and then increase the charge, most times people will do it once, a few may try it again, the real slow learners keep trying. LOL.
Just one of those senseless things you got to say you did, kind of like eating the bacon-wrapped hot dogs from the cart.
Post a trip report about the chicas, that's the real attraction.
Cheers,
Keg[/QUOTE]Now just hold on one second! You had me through the senselessness of paying to shock the shit out of yourself. But I draw the line at comparing that to the time-honored tradition of eating bacon-wrapped hot dogs from a street cart. :D
Very few things can come close to the enjoyment one gets from standing outside, on a chilly Tijuana night, after several cervezas and a good roll in the hay, and snarfing down a couple of bacon-wrapped dogs "con todo" and a slice of hot jalapeno pepper. Oohhhh! I'm drooling just thinking about it.
[QUOTE=Phordphan;1233674]Very few things can come close to the enjoyment one gets from standing outside, on a chilly Tijuana night, after several cervezas and a good roll in the hay, and snarfing down a couple of bacon-wrapped dogs "con todo" and a slice of hot jalapeno pepper. Oohhhh! I'm drooling just thinking about it.[/QUOTE]Enjoy my friend, Enjoy!
While the wife and I were staying in Tijuana in August, we decided to go out and enjoy some mongering together (not our first time). We had enjoyed ourselves in Hong Kong the night before, so went ahead and headed there again. We were there for maybe 20 minutes and received a mixture of odd glances and averted eyes. The chicas, like always, seem unsure of whether we want their advances. A few girls weren't shy about smiling our way though. We found one in particular that we liked. She was an easy 8 and happily sat nearby us. We talked with her 5 minutes or so. She had decent english. We worked out pricing for an hour. Like always, we have to pay much more for our time than single guys do. Whereas a single guy can get an hour for less than $100, we had to pay $180 for our hour with her. However, seein her buried face deep in my hot wife's lap made me forget about any cost. The girl was eager, friendly, hot, and ready for multiple rounds. I had zero complaints.
Hopefully these posts can help other potential mongering couples out a bit. My advice is, be aggressive and just let them know what you want and expect. Good luck.
[QUOTE=Phordphan;1233674]Very few things can come close to the enjoyment one gets from standing outside, on a chilly Tijuana night, after several cervezas and a good roll in the hay, and snarfing down a couple of bacon-wrapped dogs "con todo" and a slice of hot jalapeno pepper. Oohhhh! I'm drooling just thinking about it.[/QUOTE]Ahem street hot dog brother!
I start the afternoon with two street tacos and finish the night with two bacon-wrapped dogs. The street food rocks!
[QUOTE=AlCapwn; 1233541]Walked into the US. Down the street. Up over the walkway where there were two more "guards" just hanging out talking. And got to the parking lot. Car was fine. Paid my 7 bucks. And drove on home. I got to say I had a hard time sleeping that night. Just knowing a place like this existed and SOOOO close to the US. Wow, just wow. I blew up my friends the next telling them that we had to plan a trip just for Tijuana. And the next time I will do more. Like get a room. Maybe try an escort. A street girl. Eat a taco, LOL. And I didn't even get to another bar.
Sorry for the long post. Just wanted to get as much info out as possible!
As I told a friend back home. I found paradise.
Take care. AC[/QUOTE]Warms my heart to read posts like this.
I got to Tijuana not so infrequently.
The scene is slowly changing. The girls are not as cuter and are getting more and more hardcore.
Most of the cute ones in HK and Adelitas are not interested in hanging out if you want to buy them drinks. Even a good "tip" does not do the trick. The first thing they say is,"what to go to the room"? If you hesitate they are gone. I don't want to go to the room without a bit of chit-chat and get a feel for the girl. 5s and 6s of course will do whatever you want. It is the 8s and 9s that have an attitude.
I took one girl to the 10 drink VIP area for 80 USD. She wanted to eat. OK fuck it, I will consider that a "tip". After she ate a little bit, she asked if I wanted to have sex there in VIP for 150. I wanted her to dance and hangout for a while. She said no and just sat there. I had to throw her out and call the manager who did not give a damn. She told me her name is Danielle but the door man said that is not her name. Go figure.
Overall, Tijuana is better than sex prison but compared to what it used to be, it totally sucks. Probably worse it was busy and that may be because it was a Friday and a pay day.
BTW, the border crossing back to USA is an absolute *****. They have some kind of construction going on on weekday nights. It took 4 hours and they closed the sentry lanes.
[QUOTE=Pablo;1221107]Good point. Do you know how much she gets out of $80 in drinks? Last night she seemed indifferent to which I chose to do, or maybe more likely she couldn't understand any of my conversation with the masero because she spoke almost no english and it was really loud in there so she couldn't hear anyway. But she didn't try to push me either way.[/QUOTE]I was told they get half of the drink fees. If she acted indifferent may be because she could hustle you in the "VIP".10 to 1, They prefer to go the room. Lot quicker in the room and they don't have to drink 10 watered down drinks.
[QUOTE=Vitrea; 1237392]I got to Tijuana not so infrequently.
The scene is slowly changing. The girls are not as cuter and are getting more and more hardcore.
Most of the cute ones in HK and Adelitas are not interested in hanging out if you want to buy them drinks. Even a good "tip" does not do the trick. The first thing they say is,"what to go to the room"? If you hesitate they are gone. I don't want to go to the room without a bit of chit-chat and get a feel for the girl. 5s and 6s of course will do whatever you want. It is the 8s and 9s that have an attitude.
I took one girl to the 10 drink VIP area for 80 USD. She wanted to eat. OK fuck it, I will consider that a "tip". After she ate a little bit, she asked if I wanted to have sex there in VIP for 150. I wanted her to dance and hangout for a while. She said no and just sat there. I had to throw her out and call the manager who did not give a damn. She told me her name is Danielle but the door man said that is not her name. Go figure.
Overall, Tijuana is better than sex prison but compared to what it used to be, it totally sucks. Probably worse it was busy and that may be because it was a Friday and a pay day.
BTW, the border crossing back to USA is an absolute. They have some kind of construction going on on weekday nights. It took 4 hours and they closed the sentry lanes.[/QUOTE]What you experienced is not the norm. Sounds like you picked the wrong chica and you and her just did not hit it off. I would not say Tijuana is changing in a bad way based off your one bad experience. 9 out of 10 of the times that I go I have a great time and great experience. You just need to find the right girl for you.
[QUOTE=FlapJacK;1237715]What you experienced is not the norm. Sounds like you picked the wrong chica and you and her just did not hit it off. I would not say Tijuana is changing in a bad way based off your one bad experience. 9 out of 10 of the times that I go I have a great time and great experience. You just need to find the right girl for you.[/QUOTE]Ha. Ha. I have been to Tijuana too many times to count. Thank you for the advice as it is a good one. I agree fully as well. In any country or any city, finding the right girl is key. When finding the right girl gets harder, that is when I say the place is starting to go down. I made the rounds three times and spoke to 5 girls before I picked one :-)
Will certainly go back when the opportunity arises but will keep my expectations low. But for now, I prefer to stick to the class acts in Puerto Vallarta.
I don't get to Tijuana much, maybe once a year if I am lucky. Just want to add a little information and give back to the board. I visited Tijuana both Sunday afternoon and Wednesday afternoon. I had the best times I have had in a long time. Rather than one long report I will try to post in the relevant sections.
I first stopped into HK after a very nice visit to Adelita's. Hk is the place I like to hang out and watch the girls dance. There are always many more girls dancing than AD and as a rule they are prettier and more entertaining. This evening I was already done for the evening and just wanted a beer and to chill out. I have not pulled any chicas from HK in the past and was somewhat unfamiliar with the process. They don't seem to approach you here.
So, hung out at the bar, no hassles. I like to get a beer and shot of tequila and for a propina pour a little on a dancer and lick it off. Can be fun! Once the girl gets the idea it can be a fine thing. Hung out and walked around. In the back they had two girls and a bunch of foam of some sort. They were covered in it and it seems that for a tip you could play with their "stuff". It didn't look like they were having that good of a time of it. I did see an absolutely stunning young thing with creamy white skin, blonde, and the most perfect see cup boobs I had ever seen. Didn't get her name but vowed to come back on Wednesday and find her if possible. Headed back to the border and stopped at the grocery store on Ave. Revolution, Sorrieannos or something like that, right under the Dominos sign. Great place to buy tequila. I bought a bottle of anejo that was 6 bucks less expensive than at the duty free shop. I like to get to Tijuana early and be out of there early. Was at the border at 7:00 pm and through in 15 minutes.
Came back Wednesday, stopped at the pharmacia right next to the entrance to Mexico. Bought 4 mexican Cialis for 24 bucks. Don't know if this is the going rate. Got a taxi driver and said "Adelitas". For the first time he started to hustle me a little bit. Talked about a great massage parlour, pharmacia, anything? No thank you. I said 5 bucks to Adelita's? And he said "plus teep". I told him drive me down the alley and I would tip him. Didn't drive me down the alley so no tip. Got to HK and looked for perfect blondie, of course not in sight. This was to be my night to try HK and there dancing on one of the little round stages was one of the most beautiful girls I have seen. She was tall! Maybe 5'10" or more? Hard to tell with those heels. She looked like some sort of Russian supermodel, slim, long legs, creamy skin, fantastic big boobs, maybe fake but a good job. I decided she would do. Wasn't sure of the protocol so got a waiter. He sealed the deal and brought her over. Got a ficha, why not? Girl didn't speak a word of english, I have limited spanish, just enough to tell her I wanted to taste her and that I had a little pocket rocket to play with. She was down with all of that. She wanted 70, I told her 60 plus propina. Nolo problemo. Then it got sort of weird. The waiter was talking to me all about the private room at the club and the bucket of beers for like 58 bucks. I was not interested in drinking a bunch of beer and paying 58 bucks. What happened to the hotel? Oh sure senior, you can go to the hotel. 15 bucks, but the private dance room is nice. 58 bucks! I just told him "what do you think, I am stupid?" I am just not sure what that was about. Had to tip the guy who puts the little cape on the girl, didn't do that at Adelitas. Ficha was 8 bucks instead of 7. Hotel room 15 bucks, everything is a little more expensive at HK. Girl just sat there, looking beautiful, she didn't care as long as she got paid.
Room is a little nicer than than at Adelita's. I think they all have showers. Girl was absolutely beautiful and pliable. Average enthusiasm. I like to bring along a little toy and hope that they enjoy themselves, even a little bit. Always surprises me that though these girls clearly screw a lot they are generally unsophisticated and have never seen such a thing or what it can do. She was no different. She was quite compliant, only thing she objected to was a thumb in the ass while screwing doggy style, still fun since I had never been with a girl so tall. Certainly a different angle. Highlight was me standing on the edge of the bed, those ankles in my hands, her legs spread wide apart, the pocket rocket on her clit while those boobs swayed around and she moaned while I ground my pelvis against hers. Finished off reverse cowgirl with a little improvisation on her part, very nice!
Standing behind her, fondling those boobs when the knock came. Perfect timing. Very nice experience.
I think HK has better looking girls but not necessarily better performing girls than Adelita's and you will pay a little more and there will be a little more of the hustle factor. Enjoyed this chica very much, but had a better time at Adelita's. Still, a much more entertaining place to hang out and watch the show.
Finished up with her and headed over to Adelita's. Report in that section.
[QUOTE=Simonwagstaff; 1237963]I don't get to Tijuana much, maybe once a year if I am lucky. Just want to add a little information and give back to the board. I visited Tijuana both Sunday afternoon and Wednesday afternoon. I had the best times I have had in a long time. Rather than one long report I will try to post in the relevant sections.
I first stopped into HK after a very nice visit to Adelita's. Hk is the place I like to hang out and watch the girls dance. There are always many more girls dancing than AD and as a rule they are prettier and more entertaining. This evening I was already done for the evening and just wanted a beer and to chill out. I have not pulled any chicas from HK in the past and was somewhat unfamiliar with the process. They don't seem to approach you here.
Finished up with her and headed over to Adelita's. Report in that section.[/QUOTE]Great report. Remember her name?
BTW. 58 bucks is cheap. They normally ask 80 for bucket of beer and I would have gladly paid for it and I did last week. Shows you everyone has different likes and dislikes (I am in minority)
Dia, or Diva or something like that. Very sweet girl, just not as enthusiastic as the girls over at Adelita's. Maybe I just got lucky. I agree, different strokes but I just don't
Get it. 58 bucks for what? The room was 15. Only time I sort of felt hustled. Funny thing was the waiters talked her down to 60 but I still went for the room. I thought there was some sort of rule or law about not on the same premises?
She was beautiful.