Bali

This strange ritual can only be observed on any given night in Sanur, in the southern part of the Indonesian archipelago.

For reasons unknown, this unique species can be seen only on the streets of the Indonesian city of Sanur, performing their unique mating dance amongst barking dogs.

They are often seen in the shadows at a street corner first, reaching for a pocket to produce a piece of A4 paper. Peculiarly, they will then turn it upside down, look again, then turn it right way up again.

unexplicably they will then shuffle towards a streetlight & stare intently at their A4 sheet while looking left & right.

Upon performing this elaborate ritual, this unique species will move suddenly along the street, instinctively guided by some ancient instinct to the X sign displayed only in some houses of this city.

And now and only now Will the sanurius Barrius will begin the ritual of selecting a mate for this unusually short breeding season.

Those successful enough to find a mate may suddenly emerge from this extraordinary house on the back of a motorbike, to disappear with their sanurus Cewekus. Others will linger looking for a vacant nest at the house with which to couple with their chosen Cewekus.

Nobody understands yet where they come from or where they go or what that white piece of A4 paper signifies, recent research shows that the paper is often found in rubbish bins outside hotels & near airports.

Scientists tasked with explaining this phenomenon are yet to unearth the reasons for this unique and unusual display of nature.

Ta Barri.

OS

Hello everyone!

I'm looking for a hotel in Kuta, guest friendly, no joiner fee, anyone can help me?Price around 50$.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Lonely Traveler]Hello everyone!

I'm looking for a hotel in Kuta, guest friendly, no joiner fee, anyone can help me?Price around 50$.

Thanks[/QUOTE]I'm not an expert, but I've found most hotels to be guest friendly and haven't run into any that have joiner fees. And $50 will get you into just about any hotel other than a large resort. You can pretty much just show up and walk around and will find plenty of hotels that fit that description.

[QUOTE=Offshore Swell, 06-24-10]This strange ritual can only be observed on any given night in Sanur, in the southern part of the Indonesian archipelago.

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They are often seen in the shadows at a street corner first, reaching for a pocket to produce a piece of A4 paper. Peculiarly, they will then turn it upside down, look again, then turn it right way up again.

---[/QUOTE]Hilarious!
Wonderful observation; it made my day! Thanks, OS.

(Would this be called [i]w h o r e n i t o l o g y[/i]?)

Cheers,
Barri

Guys, I need your advice.

I'm going to visit Bali, Indonesia this summer. My question is which month better to choose for this trip: August or September.

Actually I am eager to fly as soon as possible and at first I have planned my trip on August. But I have heard that August is high season in Bali and during that month Kuta is overcrowded. From one hand this can make clubbing more interesting, from other hand this will lower the quality of p4p scene there along with rising the prices. Also this can make impossible booking a cheap hotel (not more than 30$) in Kuta.

So, whats up in Kuta, Bali in September? Is there many people in clubs in September?
Is there any difference between September and August? Or, may be, I can fly in August and thats the best time to visit the island?

So, after having a good experience on Wednesday, I went back to Sanur on Friday to have more fun with Barri's Sanur X map. My first thought was to check out Barokah Hotel on the north side, so I arrived there around 6:30pm. Absolutely empty. The only person there was the cleaning lady straightening things up. At least I hope it was the cleaning lady and not a girl arriving early!

Well I wasn't about to wait around, so I went to check out 18, right next to 66X that I tried on Wednesday. There were about 20-25 girls in the fishbowl, but most were low 7's with a smattering of 6's and only a couple 8's. I checked out one of the 8's and was about to pick her, but looked around and there was no captain to be seen. There were a couple guys in the parking lot but I wasn't sure if they were parking attendants or what. After waiting awkwardly for a minute, I decided to walk next door to 66X and see what was on offer there.

There were only about a dozen girls. Less than last time. And the quality was poorer as well. However, at the very end of the row there was one really cute girl. She was small, petite, light-skinned with curly hair. My type, exactly. She said her name was Dila, 20 years old. Ironically, she picked out the exact same room as I used on Wednesday, which felt a little weird. We got undressed to shower and I got a good look at her body. Being so small and teen-like, her curves were a little boyish but that was to be expected, but she had a nice trim bush, small but perfectly formed tits, and a nice tight ass. Really, it was a killer ass. In the shower, she made sure to clean my member very thoroughly and even though it wasn't an erotic cleaning, I definitely enjoyed it. At this point she wanted to get busy but I indicated that I wanted to take some pictures of her. She wasn't receptive at first but then tried to negotiate a tip for the service and we settled on 100k, and she wanted the tip upfront. In hindsight, that was a mistake to give it to her upfront, but I was excited to get some pics of this little hottie. As soon as I turned on my camera, I groaned as it blinked "No Memory Card". I had left it in my laptop. I tried to get the money back from her but I already knew it was hopeless. Fat chance, getting a refund from a prostitute. Strike number one. Oh well, lesson learned and I didn't want to get too worked up about it or it would ruin the rest of the experience as well.

Onto the business and as she went to go down on me, she pulled out a condom. Strike number two. Still, it was a pretty decent blowjob even though it wasn't as lengthy as Honey's from the other day. Then, she wanted me to get on top, and didn't indicate any willingness to get on top herself. Strike number two and a half. But, we finally get around to the sex and. Wow. Now, I don't know about you guys but I'm pretty sensitive to pussy size. Too big and you're just floating around with no friction. Too tight and you can't slide at all. *Too* perfect and it feels too good, the sex doesn't last long enough. But this girl was just right, and sopping wet to boot. I was really enjoying it and after a while like this she inevitably started getting impatient and wanted me to finish. So of course, I extorted her by telling her that I would finish if she kissed me and to my surprise, she did. Not only that, but we made out for a while and kissing is one of my biggest turn-ons during sex. So, the perfect pussy and kissing salvaged what was turning out to be a disappointing experience.

Afterward, I asked her what her LT rate was but she said she couldn't do LT because she lived with her parents, LOL. Total damage was 150k to the house plus that inflated 100k tip. About 50k more than I was planning on paying, but still a pretty good value. For good measure, I decided to swing back around to the Barokah Hotel to see what action was available, as it was now 7:30pm. Only about 10 girls, all ugly. Well, maybe it gets going later. Next time I'll check it out after 8:30pm.

[QUOTE=Dymytry]Guys, I need your advice.

I'm going to visit Bali, Indonesia this summer. My question is which month better to choose for this trip: August or September.[/QUOTE]Both are about equal, but August is marginally better. Right now it's the very peak of the high season and Kuta is nowhere near overcrowded. In general, the Bali tourism industry is depressed due to the bombings, so it's not really an issue. August is the tail end of the high season, so I can't imagine it will be any worse than now. As for "competition", there really isn't any. Most of the tourists in Kuta are younger kids just out of college (or many still in!) who don't have the money for P4P. Splitting hairs, but September is marginally more rainy and hotter than August.

Ok, went back to Sanur again last night. I arrive at Jl. Danau Poso and stop for dinner at the warung on the corner of Jl. Sudamala. Sitting facing the street, I see what I could only assume to be a pimp shuttling girls (about 6) to some X house, heading south down Jl. Sudamala. I didn't get a long look, but they seemed exceptionally above average, and I was really curious where they were going.

After dinner, I drive down Jl. Sekar Waru to check out 3B. It's about 7:30pm when I show up and the place is completely dead. Three ugly girls sitting by themselves. I drive down a little further but fail to find 11B. I realize that both other times, I've come around 7:30, so I decide to go to On On Cafe and have a beer, bide my time and see if I get better results a little later in the night. Leaving On On Cafe around 8:30, I decide to check out the action on the other side of the Bypass. 05X and 10X. I get to the location where 05X should be, but there's a big fancy gate to what looks to be a private villa compound or something, so I'm hesitant to go in because it doesn't look like a public road. Maybe this area has been developed since Barri was last here? The road which goes north from 05X is a smaller gang, completely muddy from the intense rains last night, so I decide against exploring down there. Well so much for exploring new spots. 3 out of the 4 have been a bust so far.

I decide to head back to Barokah Hotel since I'm on that side of the Bypass anyway. This time, there are a lot more girls. About 15-20. But the quality is pretty low overall. I briefly considered going back to my staple of 18/66X but I've been driving around town all night and a little tired, so I pick out one who looks like she may have potential, although it's hard to tell because of what she's wearing.

She says her name is Tina, and she looks about 23-24. We get to the room, which is a little better than the room at 67X. Right away, I like this girl, as she smiles and is funny as well. Anyway, clothes come off and her body is all-around average. Nothing bad at all, just not _tight_, if you know what I mean. A quick CBJ and then she gets on top. Not bad, but not as good as Dila or even Honey from last week. However, she's just barely on the loose side of good, which means that I can last a long time. I think we fucked for about 20 minutes, with a couple stops to re-lube. After a while, I actually started to feel sorry for her and asked her if she was tired, if she wanted me to stop. She was a trooper and said, "Up to you. " I seriously thought she would've let me keep going for another 20 minutes if I wanted to, but I felt bad for her, having to work all night after all, and finished without cumming.

Now, let it be said that not cumming isn't really a problem for me. For me, the intercourse is what's fun and orgasms are easy, anyway. Actually, when I was in the FKK's of Germany, it was my policy not to cum. Holding it in kept me "hungry" and I could fuck 5-6 girls in a 4-5 hour session, only cumming at the very end. So, we lay in bed another 5 minutes and she let me massage her a bit before we got in the shower for a little slip-and-slide shower session. I went to give her a tip but only had a 100k note and I was sure she was going to hassle me to give her the full 100k note, but she actually got change from the captain and gave me 50k, not showing an ounce of greed. It's too bad her body and the sex was mediocre, because she had the best attitude and service of all three girls, by far.

But, as I said, not cumming keeps me "hungry" and I almost drove home before I made a last-second turn into Jl. Tirta Nadi, back into the hornet's nest as it were. I decide to look for 11B one more time and do find it. Inside are about 6-8 girls sitting on a porch. Most of them are younger and "cute", but not in the "oh man, I really have to fuck her" sort of way. However, there is one stunner and I pick her out. I give 150k to the captain, but he says "No, no. This one, 250" I groan and shake my head. He says "That one, 100". The one he points out is actually not bad at all, but totally average. If it was any other night, I would have gone for the bargain, but having spent 200k already, I passed.

Looking through Barri's map a little more, I'm thinking that those hotties being shuttled earlier might have been going to Bali Maya Pada, so I think that's what I'll check out next time I'm there.

Hello,

I am taking my first trip to Bali July 19-24 for business and some pleasure. I will be in Sanur the whole time and would love to hook up with a couple ISG guys if you will be in town. I am staying at Bumi Ayu and they have said they are guest friendly so I'll give it a shot. I plan on hitting some of the X houses and maybe a few of the bars that are on the map. BTW, thanks for all the info on the site.

How long is it taking to get through immigrations and customs these days?

Hope to see some of you guys there. PM me if you want my e-mail address.

Happy Hunting, Lex

Last week a member "highly recommended" a massage place in Renon where he had a rub and tug which pushed all his buttons.

But he seems a bit coy about telling any of us its name or address. I can understand a monger wanting to keep a newly-found girl to himself until he tires of her, but a massage parlor? Can't figure that.

Anyway a friend in Bali tracked it down and i hereby share the details.

It's called Body Arum Spa and its address is Jl Tukad Yeh Aya 38c, Renon.

Taxis shouldn't be too challenged on this.

Locals with their own transport should dial -8.677845,115.234008 into the box on Google Maps and all will be revealed. (note the minus in front of the GPS coordinates.)

It's easy, it's the most southerly of the streets in the parallel grid immediately to the south of Jl Hang Tuah, which is the road with all the plant shops on which ends up at the Sanur McDonalds.

I'm in Bali at the end of the week so will post a review if I manage to get over that way.

[QUOTE=Dymytry]Guys, I need your advice.

I'm going to visit Bali, Indonesia this summer. My question is which month better to choose for this trip: August or September.

Actually I am eager to fly as soon as possible and at first I have planned my trip on August. But I have heard that August is high season in Bali and during that month Kuta is overcrowded. From one hand this can make clubbing more interesting, from other hand this will lower the quality of p4p scene there along with rising the prices. Also this can make impossible booking a cheap hotel (not more than 30$) in Kuta.

So, whats up in Kuta, Bali in September? Is there many people in clubs in September?
Is there any difference between September and August? Or, may be, I can fly in August and thats the best time to visit the island?[/QUOTE]

No difference worth noting. Many muslim girls will head back to Java or wherever they are from at end of Ramadan for about a week. (Mid-September)

[QUOTE=Waterman, 06-24-10]...
So I finally had an opportunity to use Barri's Sanur X map. It's great!
...
I finally find the Circle K on Danau Poso around 7:30pm and then see the 66X on the right. I thought that the whole "#X" terminology was something Barri made up, but it's hilarious to see that these places really are marked as such, with a big "66X" painted right out front. It's like "X marks the spot"
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She was great and I knew I wanted to see her again, so I gave her a 40k tip. A great experience and a great bargain at 190k total. I hope to explore more of Barri's Sanur X Map.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Waterman, 06-26-10]... more fun with Barri's Sanur X map
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My first thought was to check out Barokah Hotel on the north side, so I arrived there around 6:30pm. Absolutely empty.
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[..18, right next to 66X..] After waiting awkwardly for a minute, I decided to walk next door to 66X and see what was on offer there
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So, the perfect pussy and kissing salvaged what was turning out to be a disappointing experience.[/QUOTE][QUOTE=Waterman, 06-27-10]...
I decide to head back to Barokah Hotel since I'm on that side of the Bypass anyway. This time, there are a lot more girls. About 15-20.
...
She says her name is Tina, and she looks about 23-24. We get to the room, which is a little better than the room at 67X. Right away, I like this girl, as she smiles and is funny as well. Anyway, clothes come off and her body is all-around average. Nothing bad at all, just not _tight_, if you know what I mean. A quick CBJ and then she gets on top. Not bad, but not as good as Dila or even Honey from last week.[/QUOTE]Three excellent reports, Waterman! And they show well what a gamble it is.

Good that you dare to explore also the outer areas.

Barokah opens at 8PM.

The entrance to 05X is right on the corner and looks very worn down. I was there in October 2009. Yes, it looks like a private compound, so I hestitated my self the first time. But I just went in and looked lost and said "Girls?" to an elderly lady sitting outside one of the houses. Maybe the area has been developed, as you say. You didn't miss much, anyhow.

Keep eXploring and reporting!

Cheers,
Barri

[QUOTE=Slackerslacker]No difference worth noting. Many muslim girls will head back to Java or wherever they are from at end of Ramadan for about a week. (Mid-September)[/QUOTE]
That's my experience, too.

But what about Christmas time and New Year? I guess there are many people but how are the weather conditions? Is it nice to celebrate New Year's Eve at the beach or will rain and thunderstorms spoil the experience?

Thanks,
BP

[QUOTE=Bellpepper] Is it nice to celebrate New Year's Eve at the beach or will rain and thunderstorms spoil the experience?

Thanks,

BP[/QUOTE]I'm not a resident but have been in Bali quite a number of times during the rainy season. It has been my experience that the rain, when it comes, falls in the late afternoon for up to an hour, often on a daily basis.

It can rain at night too., often really heavily, but rarely for more than 40 minutes or so.

Will it rain on New Years Eve this year? Maybe.

For me the biggest downsides of Bali in the rainy season are the very high humidity which gives me prickly heat, and Shane and Darleen and their hideous kids Royston and Pastille (and thousands of other low-rent pig-ignorant Ozzzies who do their summer holidays in Bali).

[QUOTE=Dazednconfused]I'm not a resident but have been in Bali quite a number of times during the rainy season. It has been my experience that the rain, when it comes, falls in the late afternoon for up to an hour, often on a daily basis.

It can rain at night too., often really heavily, but rarely for more than 40 minutes or so.

Will it rain on New Years Eve this year? Maybe.[/QUOTE]
I am only a PT resident, but I have seen torrential downpours which make it nearly impossible to drive. Roads flood, cars get stuck, and you can’t see 20 meters in front of you. 20 years ago, rainy season was from January until May. The Indonesia weather service has advised this year, rainy season will extend until July. And when it starts to rain, it can last 20 minutes, or 24 hours, nobody knows when it will stop. But normally end of December is still very nice. I would not hesitate to spend NYE in Bali.
[QUOTE=Dazednconfused]For me the biggest downsides of Bali in the rainy season are the very high humidity which gives me prickly heat, and Shane and Darleen and their hideous kids Royston and Pastille (and thousands of other low-rent pig-ignorant Ozzzies who do their summer holidays in Bali).[/QUOTE]
And in July / August, you have Pierre and Veronique, with their son Pascal and daughter Isabelle, who descend “en force” from France, with their scarf wrapped around their neck and their Gauloises. That is why when someone ask me when is the best time to go to Bali, I say May / June, and September / October.