Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Oosik;1879019]Whoohoo! Back in Pattaya! I'm going to try for more, shorter reports SNIP.[/QUOTE]Great reports! Don't worry about the length, very entertaining.

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[QUOTE=Long91;1879060]On this topic, Where are a couple of nice spots to take a 2 day shot side mini vacation away from Pattaya with a chick, then back? And how you advise getting there and where to stay?[/QUOTE]Take a taxi to Bangkok and explore (the town with) her?

So, my day actually started out with me feeling pretty good and fresh, I went for a massage close to 1 pm at Rhee massage on 2nd RD. Best massage lady todate for me, but seemed like a purely proFessional massage set up, She did not even ask me to take off my light weight golf shorts. Her name is Prae and her English was for a massage lady in her late 20's was simply excellent. She said she learned by watching TV. LOL. But, massage trained in one of the professional Masaage schools in BKK. Thai body massage, 1 HR, excellent, strong, 200 baht and 100 tip.

Anyways, came back and changed and headed out to Kinnaree. As luck would have it, my moto taxi guy got totally lost (even though I though I did say Jomtien), because I thought it was really well known and I guess it isn't. Took me to Greenery, rather than Kinnaree. LOL. Anyways, with the help of some Aussie blokes in a bar there, he was given directions again by this guy who liives in Pattaya. Despite that, my taxi guy could not find the place and we were going up and down Pratumrak HIll RD (?) and he had to go find another taxi guy to give him further directions. FInally found the place and right away I was super impressed by the decor and the ambiance, but most of the time they played country music, which I hate (although both my ex from Texas and daughter are serious country music fans). Unfortunately, due to the delay in finding Kinnaree, I got there around 245 pm, and not before 2 pm as Banana Boi had recommended. The place was hopping and the male clientele mostly 65,70 and higher. I only saw 2-3 guys under 50. Anyways, I did like a quick rough count (not including those in the rooms) about 25-30 guys and 25-30 girls. I'd say the girls were really well dressed, most of them in tight one piece dresses. I'd say 2 were 9's, another 10-12 were 7's and 8's and the rest below 7.

The girls I liked were busy and so I decided to wait and take my time. Big frickin mistake! I don't usually get headaches, but after my 1. 5 Cubas, from out of nowhere, I got a really bad headache (I think for sure I had developed sinusitis from being in Ibar and Insomnia all these nights, for about 30 hours in total over 5 nights! Anyways, I thought it would go away, it didn't and I switched to just Coke Zero and decided to wait for the only girl I was interested in. Well, she was, I am sure, the most sought after (pretty tall for a Thai and a Japanese looking face. BTW Banana Boi, I did not see your PM with the recommended names until today). 3 other girls lightly strode by me and stroked my arm and I was not ready to pull the trigger (yeah I can be super stubborn most of the time, LOL).

So, this chick that I was waiting for, did 3 customers in the about 3 hours I was there (a good looking American in his early 50's, a super ugly almost super fat, gay looking creep who was either French or from northern Spain, I guess) and now she was partying and drinking with this strange 70 plus guy, super thin almost like a stick, with extra long locks of old grey hair, like a rock musician from the bygone eras and he was at a table with this chick and maybe 2 other girls and they were all drinking up a storm. And, it did not look like they were going to stop anytime soon. Well, I paid my 560 tab, tipped 140 for future recognition, potentially by the bartenders. At this point, it was like 630 pm and things were dying down, and I decided with my head ache to call it quits and came back to VT 6.

By this time, my headache and sinus pressure was pretty bad, so I decided I had no choice but to start the antibiotics that my ENT back home had just given me, and went to sleep about 8 pm, after eating a bit. Woke up at about 2 am feeling just fine and shaved, showered and was at Ibar by 3 am. Went up to Insomnia right away, and danced and partied as usual, and at about 6 am picked up this 9, 21 Y. O. who was also a great dancer and we danced for at least 30-45 minutes. LT For 2500. She was a bit drunk (but not too much), she tells me she only got there at 3 am, but had 3 beers in one hour. So, got to the room and Honey (yeah she tells me her Thai name is also same same, which I doubt) and this girl talks and talks and pours her heart out. About the guys she had met at Ibar recently (one particular bad one, who she said was 50-50 Japanese and European from the last few days (I think it may the guy ONG talked about, the Juan in a million who ONG said is 50-50 Koean and French, because I vaguely remember seeing her at his table days earlier. Soon she gives me a bunch of info about her boyfriend from Deustchland who visits her once a year and gives her money. Honey is from Isan, very striking looking and perfect figure, really firm young tits and ass, just the way I like it, about 5 ' 3 " tall. About 30 minutes later, after talking about her parents, and their holiday to Cambodia (they live pretty close to the border but she is Thai) and tons of shit I learned from her about this holiday, she goes to take a shower.

Then she asks me to take a shower, which was the plan, and then she tells me to be quick! I playfully ask why, and she says I want to touch you! Haha. Anyways in bed we caress for quite some time and then she starts kissing me intensely and she starts biting my lower lip. But I like it and it's all good. This continues for a good 15 or more minutes. She then asks if it okay to play with my banana, LOL, and soon enough it does not take long for things to heat up passionately, and we then finish and go to sleep. She leaves at about 230 pm (just a short while ago) because she has to meet her roommate for lunch and declines my offer to have lunch together. But says she will see me at night at Insomnia. She does not ask for my number and I don't ask for hers either. I suspect the sort of arms length this pm may have been due to the German boyfriend and not wanting to be seen in public with me during the daylight hours, now that she was not liquored up.

Anyways, it was memorable, and she is super nice girl, and very talkative and I liked that. Man, she loves rain and apparently has been wanting it to rain now for so many days and loves to sleep hearing the rain drops (don't we all). ,but we did cuddle, caress and stay practically intertwined all night long and talked again for an hour before she left. And I do like that, just like her I guess. But, I don't think she quite fully fell for my charm offensive! One tidbit, Her girlfriend roommate she tells me does guys for 1000 if they are young and hot looking and but they both ask for more, as the age and looks of the guy goes south. Now, that is quite a bit different from the chicas in Latin America and the Latin Caribbean, at least from my experience. I have a feeling I'm just going to keep it light, if I see her at Insomnia again, if see her tonight. My instincts tell me she thinks she' can do better, but she was alone at 630 am. So who knows. I think I'll try to find another cute dancer again tonight, after my aroma therapy oil massage by Prae.

A couple of pics. But she is not photogenic at all and way better looking in person and super great body! ( the picture got rotated by the ISG upload, tried to rotate the pic and then upload again, to neutralize the rotating by ISG, but it did not work. My bad !)

[QUOTE=Haven123;1879320]A couple of pics. But she is not photogenic at all and way better looking in person and super great body![/QUOTE]She's pretty for sure! And a much better package than the timid skinny fuck I got for 2 K. Strange that I didn't saw you at Insomnia this morning or the other nights, but I see that you're staying horny my friend, ahaha.

Glad I finally convinced someone to try Kinnaree. Most cab drivers don't know where it is but I thought I had all those cabbies outside VT6 trained! One tip is to bring up the address of the club IN THAI and show that to the taxi driver.

In case you had issues finding a taxi back, take a left out of Kinnaree, walk uphill to Phratamnak alley 4, then a left walking downhill to the New Nordic condo development near the 7-11 where there is a taxi stand 200 baht to Central Festival.

Sorry to hear about your headache. Country music does that to me too. Weird I never heard country music in there before. It's usually 80's rock.

Hope there was enough there to entice you back though. It's a good alternative to soi 6 every afternoon, especially on a hot day.

Hi.

I be taking bus from ekkamai to pattaya but what I need to find out is where does the bus stop?

Will it stop at anywhere at center area?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=OldNewGuy;1879342]She's pretty for sure! And a much better package than the timid skinny fuck I got for 2 K. Strange that I didn't saw you at Insomnia this morning or the other nights, but I see that you're staying horny my friend, ahaha.[/QUOTE]Hey ONG I have the copyright on that line! You will hear form my solicitors. 555.

Haven I am glad you are finding your groove! So jealous of you bastards. I miss Patts so much! It doesn't help that these girls keep messaging me to remind me what I am missing.

[QUOTE=OldNewGuy;1879342]She's pretty for sure! And a much better package than the timid skinny fuck I got for 2 K. Strange that I didn't saw you at Insomnia this morning or the other nights, but I see that you're staying horny my friend, ahaha.[/QUOTE]ONG, I don't know where you were in Insomnia, but as you may have seen, I said I arrived at about 3 am, and left around 7 am. And, you know me, I don't sit, I move around a lot, and I dance. So, were you there during the time I was there? If you were during that time, I don't know how you could have missed me? I expect I will there get around 130-2 tonight. Just finished up my workout for tonight, a Thai body massage followed by an oil massage (the second one to the health of Uncle V). At 500 plus tips, surely a great workout ! Haha.

[QUOTE=SpiritsHunt;1879367]Hi.
I be taking bus from ekkamai to pattaya but what I need to find out is where does the bus stop?
Will it stop at anywhere at center area?
[/QUOTE]At the north bus station. Do not take a minibus, as it would take forever.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1879346]Glad I finally convinced someone to try Kinnaree. Most cab drivers don't know where it is but I thought I had all those cabbies outside VT6 trained! One tip is to bring up the address of the club IN THAI and show that to the taxi driver.

In case you had issues finding a taxi back, take a left out of Kinnaree, walk uphill to Phratamnak alley 4, then a left walking downhill to the New Nordic condo development near the 7-11 where there is a taxi stand 200 baht to Central Festival.

Sorry to hear about your headache. Country music does that to me too. Weird I never heard country music in there before. It's usually 80's rock.

Hope there was enough there to entice you back though. It's a good alternative to soi 6 every afternoon, especially on a hot day.[/QUOTE]1. Yeah, it was a young guy, I think new on the job. Yeah, and no taxi outside Kinnaree on the way back and I had to take the moto taxi guy. Always a bit of a risk even with a helmet.

2. Sorry, can't blame my headache on the country music. It was my sinuses. Yeah, they did rotate to jazz, some blues and some rock, but during the 3 hours I was there, I would say a good hour maybe was frickin country. And given the type the gents there, and how poorly most were dressed, it was off-putting and unsettling.

But not for the fantastic ambiance (love the set up of the round tables and the beautiful Venetian masks) , and the beautifully clad women, I was thinking maybe this is where old farts come to die! Maybe me too soon. LOL.

I do intend to return there on Monday or Tuesday at about 1 pm, armed with the new info from you in your PM, and see I can finish off what I never really started yesterday!

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1879368]Hey ONG I have the copyright on that line! You will hear form my solicitors. 555.

Haven I am glad you are finding your groove! So jealous of you bastards. I miss Patts so much! It doesn't help that these girls keep messaging me to remind me what I am missing.[/QUOTE]Haha. Your solicitors? Which one? The girl in Soi 6. Or any of the other sexy solicitors there?

Really, they message you when you are back in home base on your cell? Hmmm. I always keep different physical phones for each country (activated only when I am there) , and a few of them have a specific email I use just for them. And some others, I contact via Facebook via a dummy account. So, when I am at home base, I live in peace, quiet and harmony, and keep my other universes separate. It's only logical. I think Spock would approve.

[QUOTE=Haven123;1879401]Haha. Your solicitors? Which one? The girl in Soi 6. Or any of the other sexy solicitors there?

Really, they message you when you are back in home base on your cell? Hmmm. I always keep different physical phones for each country (activated only when I am there) , and a few of them have a specific email I use just for them. And some others, I contact via Facebook via a dummy account. So, when I am at home base, I live in peace, quiet and harmony, and keep my other universes separate. It's only logical. I think Spock would approve.[/QUOTE]I keep in touch with my "solicitors" with a social media messaging app called Line. All the Thai girls are on it.

You can message, talk, and even videochat.

Sometimes they even send me a sexy pic or two. Which helps me get through the long cold winters here.

[QUOTE=OldNewGuy;1879395]At the north bus station. Do not take a minibus, as it would take forever.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the advise. I be taking the "first class express bus" (what I found it "call" on internet).

I booked LK Renaissance Hotel at pattaya. If the bus stop at the north, any suggestion what should I take to get to the hotel.

Travelling to thailand first time.

Thank you.

[QUOTE=SpiritsHunt;1879494]
I booked LK Renaissance Hotel at pattaya. If the bus stop at the north, any suggestion what should I take to get to the hotel.
[/QUOTE]If you are arriving at the BKK airport take a door-to-door service to the hotel. Same if are travelling from an hotel in the city. [URL]https://ticket.belltravelservice.com/customer/Webhome[/URL].

[QUOTE=SpiritsHunt;1879494]Thank you for the advise. I be taking the "first class express bus" (what I found it "call" on internet).

I booked LK Renaissance Hotel at pattaya. If the bus stop at the north, any suggestion what should I take to get to the hotel.

Travelling to thailand first time.

Thank you.[/QUOTE]From the Pattaya North bus station take a private Songtaw as you will not have many other options to LK Renaissaince (good hotel, fantastic breakfast, pool and gym! Good choice). Songtaw may charge you 200 bt but so it be for a one time trip as it is too far to walk. And as a first timer I should not take the bahtbus, as you might have to switch 2 times and then still do not know where to get off at Second Road, with another relatively long walk. Good luck and have fun.