Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=ColombiaJake;1877563]T if you were the lucky guy who was with one of my most lovable girls named Carolina Gutirrez, and may have had a argument with her at Pueblito Paisa or with her in general 8 + or. Months or so ago! Congratulations! You are going to be a new Dad! Contact me with a private message only if your the guy, and want to be the Dad!

Thanks,

Colombia Jake.[/QUOTE]Hey guys!

If you are going to bareback, you got to pull out. Its just not right to leave your feral spawn down there.

[QUOTE=ColombiaJake;1877563] if you were the lucky guy who was with one of my most lovable girls named Carolina Gutirrez, and may have had a argument with her at Pueblito Paisa or with her in general 8 + or. Months or so ago! Congratulations! You are going to be a new Dad! Contact me with a private message only if your the guy, and want to be the Dad!

Thanks,

Colombia Jake.[/QUOTE]Wow, I'd say coulda been me, but after a close call some years ago in Rio I got that possibility surgically eliminated. Carolina is a hell of a sweet kid, hope it works out well for her. I had opined in this forum some months ago that a monger should wrap it or cut it (the later being my choice), of course that led to an intelligent and well mannered exchange of divergent view points as one often find here. Say Hi to Eric!

[QUOTE=JavaMan;1876839]World Jockey, I offered her a tip for BBBJ, but she said no.

Went to Mayorista Saturday night, but the pickins were slim due to the rain.[/QUOTE]Haha better to swing and miss than to not swing at all. Glad to see you found at least one SW spinner. Last time I went I think it was Paisa Golden Girls night.

And yes strip clubs are mostly shit. I hate them too. At least the ones in Medellin are full service as opposed to USA teases. The one time the strips are slightly better IMO is during the early evening hours.

I did a mini report on it. Did a mini report on it a few months back. If you are getting a nearby hotel thins may not pertain to you but. It seems some of the girls may get kick backs from hotels on the strip. They will only work in certain hotels and not others. The one the girls I spoke to wouldn't work in seemed a bit nicer and more controlled. When I say controlled I mean; when I when to the girls choice hotel her friend walked in on us before our session was over. Not cool getting caught literally with my pants down. After I realized I didn't have a knife to my back I left.

[QUOTE=Eszpresszo;1877276]CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Thanks. You just did something that really needed to be done. I have a lot more answers now, my friend, and so did a lot of people I am sure. I will try and spend a night at one the decent hotels around the corner next time in MDE and have a go at it myself.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Cursnoop;1877579]That is something I never understand, guys wants to go to a 3rd world country and pay the monthly income just to hit the pussy where you could of pay the normal price, you are now making the girls smart and they won't take less and starts to only looking for gringos and demanding only higher prices, local dudes getting mad at gringos now because they let girls overcharging them and they cannot pay it. You can't compare 3rd world prices with 1st world prices because a normal Colombian don't have a 1st world salary. The minimum monthly salary is at 230 usd. So now you not only getting overcharged for pussy, you are making enemies, and some girls will even set you up to get robbed because if you are paying 20 X the normal price you have a lot of money and now they think also all the foreigners do have a lot of money and they all will be targets. I don't understand why some guys be saying a hotel room above 40 usd is expensive where you are willing to pay 10 x that amount for just hitting a overcharged pussy.[/QUOTE]A lot of really good points in this one really long paragraph!

[QUOTE=EstebanH;1877684]Hey guys!

If you are going to bareback, you got to pull out. Its just not right to leave your feral spawn down there.[/QUOTE]I hope you are joking! You don't really believe that 'Pulling out' will prevent unwanted pregnancies, do you? If you do, you either have a lot of unwanted offspring or you are extremely lucky & should play the lotto often!

El Mechanico

[QUOTE=EstebanH;1877684]Its just not right to leave your feral spawn down there.[/QUOTE]That's a dirt bag statement, how do you know that the guy isn't going to man up and take the responsibility? It's also pretty insulting to the child.

[QUOTE=ColombiaJake;1877563]Kind of out of left field, but I think it should be said, if you were the lucky guy who was with one of my most lovable girls named Carolina Gutirrez, and may have had a argument with her at Pueblito Paisa or with her in general 8 + or. Months or so ago! Congratulations! You are going to be a new Dad! Contact me with a private message only if your the guy, and want to be the Dad!

Thanks,

Colombia Jake.[/QUOTE]Really Jake? She points the finger and you take her word for it. Unless you kept a 24 HR watch over her for 2 weeks before & 2 weeks after that incident / argument 8 months ago, it is quite an extrapolation to accept 'the gringo did it!' at face value. Of course she would want someone other than the novio, vecino or Colombiano to pay for everything for the next 18 years. If the Gringo does step forward, a simple DNA test will prove one way or another. Of course, it will be all at his expense. If she refuses then that refusal will be all the answer 'The Gringo' needs to know. Very unfortunate. I hope the guy, if he is the padre, didn't lie to her about being clipped, if he did, then shame on him. Again, a simple DNA test will tell, but if he's going to lie about being clipped, why would he fess up & go back & be a good daddy?

El Mechanico

[QUOTE=Manizales911;1878069]That's a dirt bag statement, how do you know that the guy isn't going to man up and take the responsibility? It's also pretty insulting to the child.[/QUOTE]Hahaha, I think thou doth protest too much.

Perhaps you should make allowances for humor in all this. That the statement was posted by someone that on a good day exaggerates, on others simply makes shit up, should be taken into account as well.

[QUOTE=Manizales911;1878069]That's a dirt bag statement, how do you know that the guy isn't going to man up and take the responsibility? It's also pretty insulting to the child.[/QUOTE]Holden is that and more. Some people have that holier than thou attitude Mani and this guy is one of them. I thank you for having the balls to say what you did as these types of people should be called out.

With that being said, continue to enjoy life to the fullest and continue posting, as your postings are always beneficial to the ISG community.

Hey guys,

My buddy is coming to Medellin next week. He said he bought a one way ticket because he is not sure when he will be heading back to the US. His airline said he could be denied entry into Colombia without a return ticket. Anybody experience this situation? Any advice will be much appreciated.

Older Gringo and I hit Zandaly midday yesterday. We both liked the lineup here. There were a lot of ladies available at this hour. I picked a cute short curvy blonde, maybe 5 ft tall, if that. She was wearing a black chemise that showed of her nice round bottom. I spotted her as we came in. Older Gringo liked her too. He picked a taller thin brunette. We both chose the 60 min option for 60K. 30 min is 35K. Good thing about this place, they have timers in the room, and you pay up front. So no problems about being short timed and over charged. The rooms also have hot water.

My little hottie was just perfect for me. She had pert tits, When I first saw her, I thought she was siliconed, but she's all natural. Not a flaw I could see on her body. Her nether regions were perfect too. It's been a while since I last saw a pretty brown eye. Too bad she doesn't do the back door. Only negative was the CBJ. She refused an extra tip for it.

In contrast, Older Gringo's girl gave him the option of with or without, (he wisely chose BBBJ.) I had a great time with my hottie, because of her youth and good looks.

[QUOTE=QueenAmongKings;1878197]Hey guys,

My buddy is coming to Medellin next week. He said he bought a one way ticket because he is not sure when he will be heading back to the US. His airline said he could be denied entry into Colombia without a return ticket. Anybody experience this situation? Any advice will be much appreciated.[/QUOTE]Yes that is true Queenie. If I am not mistaken Spirit Air requires to see a return ticket. This was also discussed in a thread in the the. Are recently.

[QUOTE=KingAmongKings;1878197]Hey guys,

My buddy is coming to Medellin next week. He said he bought a one way ticket because he is not sure when he will be heading back to the US. His airline said he could be denied entry into Colombia without a return ticket. Anybody experience this situation? Any advice will be much appreciated.[/QUOTE]Buy a REFUNDABLE ticket for the return flight, and once he enters through customs, just get the refund. I've never been asked in Colombia to prove that I have a return ticket, but they use to do it all the time in the Philippines and the refundable ticket was the best way around it.

[QUOTE=KingAmongKings;1878197]Hey guys,

My buddy is coming to Medellin next week. He said he bought a one way ticket because he is not sure when he will be heading back to the US. His airline said he could be denied entry into Colombia without a return ticket. Anybody experience this situation? Any advice will be much appreciated.[/QUOTE]Yep. Happens a lot you have to have a exit ticket. I had a problem with a land crossing from Peru to Chile. I was only passing and was going to fly home from Argentina and that wasn't good enough. Just bean counter stuff but he might get asked.