Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=UncleVolodya;1881943]

One last point that is hard to generalize, but I have also come to expect the unexpected at Ibar / Insomnia. And I mean this in a good way. Just as you are about to give up hope something good will happen when you least expect it. Whether being propositioned for a 3 some by 2 hot chicks out of the blue (that turned out fabulously) or meeting a superhot 20 year old girl built like Jessica Rabbit by the upstairs bathrooms (where the Hard Core FLs congregate), [/QUOTE]BTW, I just remembered, and quite vividly at that. Last night I had just entered the upstairs men's restroom at Insomnia, and there's this like lanky, 6 ft tall European, sharp features and face, with a 2 week beard, stumbling around, eyes very glassy eyed, and so obviously drunk, he can't stand straight!

So, I exit the restroom after a few minutes, and right there, this dude has a girl (I am 100 PC sure he just met her a minute ago, right there outside the girls restroom side) that he is so deep French kissing, passionately, with both his hands cupping her face. And she is older than him and he probably has no clue, as he totally I'm sure can't see straight! So, yeah, Uncle V, I think the girls would agree with you on something happening when this girl was probably just giving up hope. And look what just dropped into her lap? Yeah, Stay Positive, not just Horny my friend ! Haha

[QUOTE=OldNewGuy;1881929]You have got it right from 1 to 10. Well, on point 3 - there is also a 100 bt discount / reward card with no VP access[/QUOTE]What is VP access? I have had the 100 baht card for years and still do not know how it works. All I know is I give it to the waiter when ordering drinks. I also have a gold VIP card for Pier that I got for free I think when they first opened. To get that card was the only time that I have stepped foot in there. Can't believe they are even still open. You never hear anyone mentioning going there.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1881967]What is VP access? I have had the 100 baht card for years and still do not know how it works. All I know is I give it to the waiter when ordering drinks. I also have a gold VIP card for Pier that I got for free I think when they first opened. To get that card was the only time that I have stepped foot in there. Can't believe they are even still open.[/QUOTE]Yeah I have the 100 baht card too. I think th VIP one allows you entrance to the VIP area upstairs, but that is about it. Can't member I have ever bene up there though. I don't think I am missing much.

I had no idea you earned points you could spend at the restaurant. I will have to check my balance. I have enough to take all my meals there next trip. 555.

[QUOTE=Haven123;1881955]BTW, I just remembered, and quite vividly at that. Last night I had just entered the upstairs men's restroom at Insomnia, and there's this like lanky, 6 ft tall European, sharp features and face, with a 2 week beard, stumbling around, eyes very glassy eyed, and so obviously drunk, he can't stand straight!

So, I exit the restroom after a few minutes, and right there, this dude has a girl (I am 100 PC sure he just met her a minute ago, right there outside the girls restroom side) that he is so deep French kissing, passionately, with both his hands cupping her face. And she is older than him and he probably has no clue, as he totally I'm sure can't see straight! So, yeah, Uncle V, I think the girls would agree with you on something happening when this girl was probably just giving up hope. And look what just dropped into her lap? Yeah, Stay Positive, not just Horny my friend ! Haha[/QUOTE]Haha!

Good one.

Stay positive. And make sure everyone keeps drinking (especially the girls). Good things will happen.

So, after my oil massage in my room last night, by the same 20 yo from Ubon, which quickly after 40 minutes resulted in both of us going at it again. I had actually gone to bed early (for me anyways at 1130 pm) in preparation for my switcheroo to BKK in about 14 hours.

Slept very soundly until about 6 am and I hear this knocking on my door. I'm like I'm not expecting anyone, so I think ok early morning partiers returning. They've probably got the wrong room number!!

Heck, but this continues for a bit longer, and I'm like Hello, who is there. Look through the peephole and it's the massage girl and she's back at 6 am! Wtf. I'm like totally nude while opening the door. She looks sleepy. (no she does nott drink or smoke for sure) Tells me she was go to ' esaleep ' in the shop! What? Makes no sense. I'm thinking she's been with another guy (maybe in the same building) and got sent home at 6 am and needed to sleep somewhere until later, as she starts back work at noon.

But, she like let's herself in, and promptly seems very interested in seeing if there is someone else with me? She sees no one immediately but seems unsure and asks if ' you have massage lady '. I'm like no. You Masaage lady for me and I go to sleep. Now, her English is limited to a max of maybe 25-50 words and I have no idea what's going on. She's is in cute shorts, looks totally teenagerish and I'm wondering ok what's going on? I ask what's up? What is going on? She Mumbles something in Thai and promptly gets into Bed and under the sheets. I'm like OK!

The thing is this girl is super shy, very docile and always giggling. So, I'm like how in the world did she get past security. Man, if this had happened with the my number 1 gal who was in bed with me last night, I'd have a bit of a mess on my hands. So, this one now tells me, since I am leaving for BKK, she cannot go (I had asked a couple of days ago if she wanted to go, and she actually said yes, but with her mom in tow...lol !!!). And then I had said, no. No, no not with mom. Only you! And she had Smiled. And now she tells me she came to tell me she still cannot go to BKK with me! Haha.

Well, I have got to remember next time to tell each and every security guy at the elevator (there's like nearly 8 of them in 3 shifts) that they cannot just let someone come up to my apt unannounced!

Man, this could have ended not so pretty if the other girl had been here, who was already getting just a little bit emotional (and trying hard to stay tough) and asking when I would see her again (asking 1 year, 2 years, 3 years, 5 years etc. Because she knew I was here after a decade) and to please not forget her.

So, now this massage girl is still here in bed and it's now almost 830 am and she is fast asleep (with her phone going off and she oblivious) after we made out and went at it again, at about 630 am.

Point being. Those of you who establish more than a 1 night GFE connection, please be warned to prepare for these kinds of surprises and contingencies.

Last time I had this happen to me was nearly a year ago, in the DR, with this crazy chick from Cabarete (who is originally from Santiago and whose birthday is 3 days apart from mine. LOL. ) And she was banging on my door at the Casa Cayena hotel and they have security too and somehow she had evaded them! LOL).

Ok, this has now come to an unexpected but totally cool end. And I'm now nervous if my main flame Ying returns to say bye or something with this girl still here. ( it's now 930 am and Ying is now texting me and I'm getting nervous ) LOL. That's life in the fast - non-transactional - lane folks.

If you go beyond 1-2 nights GFE end really connect with a girl, be prepared for the downside risks as well They will want to check on you, or just assume you are there for them and they will just waltz over! And things could messy, if the timing is not in your favor. I actually lucked out this time...I'm sure I won't next time .!!! Lol.

Update : ( now it's just past 9 am and she is still sound asleep and I don't want to empty my tank and so I keep something in reserve for tonight in BKK ...but I so cannot be rude to her. I'll wait till 1030 max and then I will have to wake her up and get her going ..lol ),

[QUOTE=Haven123;1882162]Look through the peephole and it's the massage girl and she's back at 6 am! Wtf. I'm like totally nude while opening the door. She looks sleepy. (no she does nott drink or smoke for sure) Tells me she was go to ' esaleep ' in the shop! What? Makes no sense.[/QUOTE]It is weird that your girl would come knocking at 6 am, but maybe that is because you invited her to Bangkok. It does make a lot of sense that she would sleep in the shop though. In many massage shops as well as bars (probably most of the Soi 6 bars) the girls sleep on premises. So the same beds that you are getting your massage on or fucking on, the girls are sleeping on them at night.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1882195]It is weird that your girl would come knocking at 6 am, but maybe that is because you invited her to Bangkok. It does make a lot of sense that she would sleep in the shop though. In many massage shops as well as bars (probably most of the Soi 6 bars) the girls sleep on premises. So the same beds that you are getting your massage on or fucking on, the girls are sleeping on them at night.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I agree Mr ENT, I thought it was strange too! As far going to BKK, she could have texted me or called me (although with her English being ultra limited maybe not) to let me know she couldn't go.

And she'd only left my apt at VT 6 a bit after 9 pm anyways (or like 9 hrs earlier) after a full session of massage to completion.

Well, at about 1045 am I started packing and at about 1130 she left. FYI, as I was packing one my jeans had a bunch of Thai coins maybe 100 baht, so when I emptied it out I gave it to her, and she said thanks and didn't show any reaction, since we had never spoken about money. And after all that, she was still a trooper and I am empty now. As she was leaving and we will saying bye and kiss etc, I still wanted to see what she'd say about money. Although I had already set aside 1000 baht for her as she said she was going to go shopping for her mom (who she stays with). Anyways in addition to last night for the oil massage in my room and an extended session for which I had given her 1000 baht already, she still ended doing ok and I knew it was the Buddha holiday, so I was just trying to test and see what her expectations were!

I guess what I am saying is that I still have not figured that one out.

Indeed it's a bit strange that the massage girl showed up unannounced, but it's not something unheard of either. The same happened to me only once, incidentally it was with a massage lady too, but it must have been because of something I had said or implied. Except that in my case I was happily carrying pillion the most beautiful Chang promotion girl you can imagine, or one her friends. Never again during my travels in Thailand I have been able to catch such a stunner. You can imagine what happened, short story I was left alone in 5 minutes. There is a funny detail I will always remember about the incident (details are what get me the most). I had bought the Chang girl a fantastic box of chocolate, not one of these cheap Hershey one, but a a thick gold-like bar of imported chocolate, and left it hanging in a bag on the bike. After the embarrassment left me also (about 30 seconds) I thought I could present it to a different girl, or glaze myself in chocolate for a change of looks, etc. But no, that was gone too, and I believe with the intended recipient!

Anyway H123, I think your girl just wanted to enjoy each other a little longer since she knew it was your last night, probably she had to win over her shyness or act under pressing advice to do that. Also I think that handing her coins wasn't kosher, and that she expected a bit more than 1 K, because that's the amount for which she normally gives fugacious sex in the shop.

[QUOTE=OldNewGuy;1882287]Indeed it's a bit strange that the massage girl showed up unannounced, but it's not something unheard of either. The same happened to me only once, incidentally it was with a massage lady too, but it must have been because of something I had said or implied. Except that in my case I was happily carrying pillion the most beautiful Chang promotion girl you can imagine, or one her friends. Never again during my travels in Thailand I have been able to catch such a stunner. You can imagine what happened, short story I was left alone in 5 minutes. There is a funny detail I will always remember about the incident (details are what get me the most). I had bought the Chang girl a fantastic box of chocolate, not one of these cheap Hershey one, but a a thick gold-like bar of imported chocolate, and left it hanging in a bag on the bike. After the embarrassment left me also (about 30 seconds) I thought I could present it to a different girl, or glaze myself in chocolate for a change of looks, etc. But no, that was gone too, and I believe with the intended recipient!

Anyway H123, I think your girl just wanted to enjoy each other a little longer since she knew it was your last night, probably she had to win over her shyness or act under pressing advice to do that. Also I think that handing her coins wasn't kosher, and that she expected a bit more than 1 K, because that's the amount for which she normally gives fugacious sex in the shop.[/QUOTE]1. You may have noticed that I had already given her 1000 a few hours before.

2. Last time she came for LT, I asked her how much and she said 2 K. I said ok, no problem and gave her 2500. This time I was actually not ready for this at 6 am, and I gave her almost the same, but it was not really a true overnight. And remember, I was a bit freaked out cause the other girl was supposed to come at 1 pm.

She was quite happy the first time and just as happy this time.

[QUOTE=Haven123;1882294]1. You may have noticed that I had already given her 1000 a few hours before.

2. Last time she came for LT, I asked her how much and she said 2 K. I said ok, no problem and gave her 2500. This time I was actually not ready for this at 6 am, and I gave her almost the same, but it was not really a true overnight. And remember, I was a bit freaked out cause the other girl was supposed to come at 1 pm.

She was quite happy the first time and just as happy this time.[/QUOTE]So 2 K which is plenty, what is that you have not figured out then?

[QUOTE=OldNewGuy;1882297]So 2 K which is plenty, what is that you have not figured out then?[/QUOTE]Why she came at 6 am and surprised me? ! I actually told her using my iPad and translator that I was actually scared (true, cause I was asleep) and totally nude and I had zero idea who could be knocking on my door at that hour! And, she just waltzed in and asked me if there was lady there, looked around to be sure and then promptly got into bed and under the sheets. Given her shy nature and me having been woken up I was actually a bit dazed. And I had to pack and organize myself, go to Mr Jacks to pick up a watch I had ordered as a gift etc.

Don't get me wrong, I was happy that she came. But if she had come the previous day at 6 am, I would have been in trouble with the other girl in my bed!

Anyways, I checked out and have checked in to my hotel in BKK now ! :-)

[QUOTE=Haven123;1882301]Why she came at 6 am and surprised me? [/QUOTE]Occasion for me to tell of an episode from Cartagena, the town where some hookers raised hell for not being paid by Obama's guards. Less than one hour after a a girl left my room she was back knocking at the door. She claims I had given her less money that agreed. I said how it can be if I gave you the money in hand, you counted it, put in the purse and left right away? She said she don't know but she has less now. All that seemed much less than promising, but with a very firm tone I told her to not mess with me, had her open the purse and check again. The missing money was where she didn't looked, yet she didn't hesitated in blaming me. She kinda apologized, but I made clear that she acted very daft and wrong to me.

[QUOTE=OldNewGuy;1882297]So 2 K which is plenty, what is that you have not figured out then?[/QUOTE]Upon further thought:

1. I think she was a bit dazed when she arrived like she was a bit lost or had to leave in a hurry from other another customer. Of course maybe she was just sleeping in the massage shop not too far away and when daylight hit she wanted a better place to sleep. She stays with her mom and maybe because of the holiday her mother had some guy over at their apt.

2. Wherever she might have been, she was very happy and feeling safe and sleeping on my left shoulder and chest the entire time.

3. The question for me was, when she left earlier at 915 pm and her massage shop closes at about 11 pm max, so why didn't she just come earlier, like she did before ? Maybe because I at one time had told her I love going to Ibar and insomnia and she said she'd never been. She does not drink one iota, or smoke either. I think her mother has her under somewhat of a close leash.

4. Perhaps she wanted to go to Bkk and her mother said no way and they had an argument. Dunno.

But, I'll remember this as my real deal unique Pattaya experience.

[QUOTE=Haven123;1882330]Upon further thought:
1. I think she was a bit dazed when she arrived like she was a bit lost or had to leave in a hurry from other another customer. Of course maybe she was just sleeping in the massage shop not too far away and when daylight hit she wanted a better place to sleep. She stays with her mom and maybe because of the holiday her mother had some guy over at their apt.
[/QUOTE]I've hinted that before, I think the pressure to surprise visit you again came from the mother. In most cases is the mother that sends a daughter to work in Pattaya, Bangkok or wherever, she expects the money spent to raise the daughter to come back to her, and if there are baby(s) present she will take care of them, but the money must keep coming in. And since they are after the "good" money not the leftovers of a 300 Bt / day salary, they're OK with whatever the daughter does for it.

Also, the girls will happily use the mother as an excuse for pretty much anything, sick mother, I fight with mother, I miss my mother, etc.

Hey guys,

I don't post all that often. Some of you may know me from Sosua actually, I lived there for several years. Recently I moved back to the states and am trying out some other spots. Pattaya this trip. So far it is off to a bit of a rough start, but I have faith it is going to get better.

Landed Thursday night in BKK. I used AIRBnB to get a 2 bedroom apartment for my traveling buddy and I. They arranged to pick us up at the airport and give us private transport to the apartment in Pattaya for 1,200 THB. I thought that seems to be a pretty good deal. Arrived at about 2 AM, took a shower and quickly unpacked. I was dying to get right out there too it. Headed down to WS at about 2:30 ish and it was flat out dead. Almost abandoned. My thought is what the hell? Almost everything is closed. Nothing walking around except a few LB (no interest there).

I figured to myself. "this cannot be it." My buddy and I are hungry, and even the restaurants are closed so we just stop at McDonalds (turns out the one right by New York diner). I whip out my phone and start researching again, trying to find "something I missed" or look at the map to make sure I was even in the right place. Yeah. It was that bad.

We continued to walk up WS and just see nothing. We are looking at each other and making comments about traveling 28 hours for this? It is about 3:30 am by now and we decide to just go back to the apartment, get on the internet, research research research, and try fresh again later after some sleep.

I had been told for years about this place. And read so many reviews. Something has to be off, I just don't know what the hell.

Next day (still our first day there, just several hours later). We wake back up about 7 am, shower, all that. And decide to go walk around and get the "lay of the land" in daylight so we know our way around. We start by walking up Beach road and start noticing signs about "no liquor sales today" and look at each other trying to figure that out. After a few questions to the locals we figure out it is Buddha day. Go figure. There needs to be a travel advisory about this or something! A no-beer holiday on a Friday? Really? FUCK MAN!

Well this explains why everything was closed on WS and no one was out. Can't drink and all. Apparently it was from midnight to midnight, we we were flat out screwed!

Whatever, we walk all the way up to the Soi 6 area and look around. A few massage places are open, but I don't know which ones are FS and which are not. (are they all? Someone chime in here). And it is still 10 ish in the morning anyway. So we find a place to have breakfast and walk around some more. Hit a Dive shop and plan for a 3-tank dive for the next day (today now). We started using the baht buses to get around, and even asked one of them to show us a good massage place. He showed us a card for honey 1/2 and I thought "OK, I have read about them, lets go check them out at least" so off we went.

He actually took us to a place called "P.P. Body massage" (love the names here sometimes). Is that the same as honey 1/2 ? Anyway, they were just about to open up (it was about 11:45), so we sat on the couch and waited for the fish tank to get some action. 3rd girl to come out was this tall, skinny, perfect size tits, hair down to her ass. Yeah. Exactly my type. I speak up and it is off to the races. So yeah. That is my first soapy ever! Holy shit! I have been missing out on this my whole life so far? I have hear they were "nice". But no one quite prepared me for this experience. WOW! I am going to have to have one of these every day beyond trying to find a LT girl to come stay.

After that we decide to go check out the markets. You know. Get some shot glasses, a nice shirt. Stuff.

Getting hungry again. When to the "American cafe" and had a steak for me burger for him. It was OK. Nothing to write home about tho.

After that we are getting pretty tired so back to the apartment. Plan was to take about a 5 HR nap or so and get back up around 10 or 11 with plans to go out since the drinking ban would be lifted at midnight. Well. I guess we were a lot more tired than we though because were did not open eyes till 4 am. And that was because I had an emergency phone call from home I had to deal with and my friend heard me. Unrelated. It is solved now.

Anyway. Off to go diving here shortly. Diving should be done and back into town by about 4 or 430 ish. At that point I think it will be time for me to get another SOAPY! Oh hell yes!

Tomorrow I think I am going to check out Kinnaree. Would do it today but from what I read it would be a waste based on what time we are getting back to town. They were closed for Buddha day, but I want to check it out. So tomorrow it is.

Guys I am here. Make suggestions. My ears are open and I am ready for the experience! While it is different that Sosua. It is not that different, so it is a feeling at least close to home Plus I am off to a bit of a rough start so time to get going on making this incredible.

Also, anyone else in town? Want to meet of for dinner or something? Is it appropriate to put my whatsapp number here? Or some other method of contact?

Until a bit later.

JesseJames

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