My (mostly bad) Classic Experiences and others
Hi, long time lurker here.
I don't know how people in Classic seem to have mostly good experiences (by reading this forum).
I have been in Classic more than 10 times in the last year, and most of my experiences have been varying levels of bad.
Overall I think I had 2 great experience in Classic, 1-2 ok ones, and about 7-8 bad ones.
The problem is that it is always something different bad next time, so its hard to know what to anticipate.
Some girls would have bad attitude in the room or just be a dead fish, some don't speak any English and then communication in the room becomes super awkward (and usually leads to bad experience), some girls would not want to kiss (which is important for me) despite promising otherwise, some kiss but super weirdly, like opening mouth really wide like a fish, etc.
For example one time in the room one girl in missionary during sex literally locked her arm around my neck using force and would not let me go (which was extremely off-putting). When I finally used a lot of force to pull away and was like WTF? Turned out she had some weird meat lump around her knee area that she didn't want me to see (ironically forcing me down was a lot more off putting than that thing on her knee).
Or the other time I tried a threesome with an ok girl from previous day and her friend which she recommended and I didn't screen properly (big mistake), which turned out to be absolute worst with 2 girls talking loudly with each other the whole time, insisting on swapping condoms in between, and in general very unsexy behavior in the room.
Or just having an attitude in some way, don't do this, don't want to do that, have you finished, etc.
Just today for example I selected a pretty looking girl named Emily which seemed to have a nice attitude, but just was not willing to kiss outside, saying she would kiss in the room.
Yeah right. In the room she was avoiding my face like a plague. But the worst part is that she had some of the most disgusting baby damage I've ever seen. Literally skin on the bottom part of her torso was super wrinkled like an old grandma, and the boobs were the same.
It was almost like a grandma's body with a young face. It was super weird and disgusting. Maybe I just didn't see much baby damage before, I don't know.
At the time though she still had a nice attitude throughout which helped to go along with the deed and finish, but oh my god, in retrospect I wish I could unsee that.
When I read this forum I always wonder how is it that most people seem to have amazing (or at least good) experience in Classic, but I always seem to stumble on bad ones?
Also considering that Classic setup with loud music where you cannot talk, dark lights and lots of smoking already makes it quite an unpleasant experience to begin with.
The value for money and the sheer amount of choice is what keeps me coming back again and again hoping against all odds that it will be good this time (it should be, right? So many girls to choose from), but somehow I mostly end up unsatisfied or unhappy in some way afterwards.
I feel like I now have to prepare a questionnaire or a checklist and thoroughly test potential girl on everything before taking her upstairs: does she speak English, did she have a baby, is she ok to kiss (and then try it with her), see if she is fun to talk with, is there a chemistry between us, are there any red flags, etc.
But when you just want to have some fun, thoroughly testing the girl is the last thing on your mind.
Oh, and don't start me on the tips. Somehow the ones with the worst service want tips the most (and also ask for more that usual).
In terms of other places, I haven't been to that many of them, but I haven't found anything consistently good, especially with a good value for money.
Travel is too dark everywhere except for sofas, so after going there a few times I gave up, as I simply can't see the girls on offer.
I had high hopes for Emporium, but their girls are nothing special in terms of looks (compared to what you may expect by reading this forum) and Classic girls are usually better in that sense.
However the service is much much better at Emporium. But I only been there 2 times, and I had 1 great experience and 1 OK one (which for that kind of money is actually bad), so not enough to be conclusive. And to be honest I am not really looking forward to go back as they don't have pretty girls there.
CJ was fun one time I went there, but I wasn't ready to take anyone that night and it was super cold inside which I did not expect, so didn't stay long. Worth coming back I think, but due to my living situation taking someone for the night is not an option for me.
Will try to reach more northern parts and check out 1001 and Kotah Indah at some point, but due to my location getting there from the south-west is a big commitment.
Just my 2 cents.
P.S. Registering and activating account on this forum seems to be quite a quest too. I wish it was easier to activate your account, as the experience is quite confusing and most email providers don't seem to receive emails from here.
Just landed in Jakarta with too much expectations
On my way to the hotel but first impression of civvies at the airport leaves a lot to be desired. Really below average girls not worth a second look even and this worries me, though it seems too fast to judge. I have exactly 3 days here and 3 days in Bali before a 4 nighter in Pattaya.
I hope Indonesia doesn't disappoint.
1001 aka Colloseum at 3:15 pm
3 things I didn't like:
1) The security procedures were paranoid. They insisted I left my belt bag in a locker, alleging it had a "tali" ie a belt. Did they think I would use it to strangle the girl? After being seated I remembered I had left my sagami condom in my belt bag, so I asked to go down again. They didn't like this at all, hinting there was a 2000 IDR fine every time a customer needed to go down to the locker. Guards with talkie-walkies were everywhere like in a high-security prison. You couldn't open a door or walk ten feet without being ckecked and escorted. What was this all in aid of?
2) Compared to the luxury of the place, the room was disappoinging. It had no mirror and was dark. We fumbled with switches in the hope of conjuring up more light but to no avail. I was paying up to 2 million for this and I felt cheated not to be able to see clearly what I was putting my dick into. There were 2 celing lamps above the bed but the light bulbs were dead. Maybe this room was the one to which they sent customers they didn't want as repeat customers (more of this below).
3) When I asked for 69 the girl warned me BJ had to be covered. I told her in that case to stick to using her hand. To her credit she ended up doing some kind of BBBJ. There was the possibility that covered blowjob was part of the house rules.
On the positive side:
1) The line-up seemed better than Emporium's. Taller girls on average. I was early so the full line-up was perhaps stunning if you came late.
2) I could pay everything by NFC, including the girl's tip. Good as I wanted to hoard my cash.
I'm glad I visited but I won't be back. Too expensive, not so good vibe, unerotic rooms. If you didn't take a girl there was a cover charge of 300k (this included one drink if I remember right). I didn't feel totally welcome and had the impression they wanted me to know they could do without a cheapskate of a bule like me for a customer. After I paid the final bill they refused to give me the receipt from the machine. They said blankly I was not allowed to have the receipt.
P.S. It dawns on me in the old days there was a 1001 club near Stadium. I remember visiting said 1001 and feeling so unwelcome I didn't even ask to see the girls. Afterwards one of my regular girls told me this 1001 near Stadium was not for westerners.
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Jakarta seems like a dump. I mean it's not a real dump but simply cannot be compared with Bangkok, just my opinion. For some reason I assumed both are similar. The sheer difference in standard of living is unbelievable. It just looks like a decaying inner city neighborhood with graffiti all over and just did not give any good vibes. But other than hotels, just about everything in Bangkok is miles ahead. I don't think I will ever come back here...
.[/QUOTE]Yes, much more poverty in the street than in Bangkok. It may have to do with the higher Indonesian birthrate. Which birthrate may have to do with .... Jakarta having fifty times more to offer to a western monger than Bangkok. Relax, you ain't seen nothing yet.