I am travelling to Frankfurt and NW next week for my first adventure. I do not speak German. Is there a thread (I cannot find one) that has useful German phrases and there English equivalent?
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I am travelling to Frankfurt and NW next week for my first adventure. I do not speak German. Is there a thread (I cannot find one) that has useful German phrases and there English equivalent?
[QUOTE=Cahill]I am travelling to Frankfurt and NW next week for my first adventure. I do not speak German. Is there a thread (I cannot find one) that has useful German phrases and there English equivalent?[/QUOTE]
Good question but you will need to know more than German to truly connect with the women.
Polish, Russian, Turkish and Rumanian will take you a really long way.
A knowledge of German is necessary to deal with a) German women, b) club management, c) travel arrangements, d) the general institutional framework for these clubs.
If you have a fetish for German women like I do then akzentloses fehlerfreies Hoch Deutsch is absolutely necessary.
[QUOTE=Jackyo].. from Stuttgart.
He says you are required (its a Vorschrift) to change over from all weather to Winterreifen. And he does say that if you have an accident in the winter and you don't have Winterreifen, the accident is automatically your fault.[/QUOTE]Jackyo is absolutely right, German law states that the driver is responsible for having the appropriate type of tyres to match the weather conditions. Something to bear in when you hire a car in Germany is that you may not automatically get winter tyres fitted on the vehcile.
If you are involved in a RTA in Germany and you do have the correct tyres you are truely fucked (and I do not mean the pleasent way)!
Have fun and be safe.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]If you have a fetish for German women like I do then akzentloses fehlerfreies Hoch Deutsch is absolutely necessary.[/QUOTE]
I respectfully beg to disagree. Most German girls speak at least some English. And I have met many German providers whose English is excellent.
So a table of German phrases will not help at all. But you can still get outstanding experiences chatting with many of the girls in English.
But I, for one, do not go to the FKKs for good conversation ... I go there for the food ;)
[QUOTE=Cahill]I am travelling to Frankfurt and NW next week for my first adventure. I do not speak German. Is there a thread (I cannot find one) that has useful German phrases and there English equivalent?[/QUOTE]
The Germans tend to speak better English than the EE girls in my experience, although I usually end up speaking German to them. I also don't think you can speak to all or even most girls in English, at least not a conversation of any depth. On more than one occassion I've seen guys referred from one girl to another in search of an English speaker. Nonetheless, I doubt the amount of German you can learn with a few lessons is going to be better than the basic English some of them possess... but there is no harm in trying. It might at least make you feel more comfortable in approaching them.
By the way, I am not one of those that think all FKK girls are so smart and cultured. Nice they are, but most of them are pretty average intelligence-wise at best.
[QUOTE=Euro100]I respectfully beg to disagree. Most German girls speak at least some English. And I have met many German providers whose English is excellent.
So a table of German phrases will not help at all. But you can still get outstanding experiences chatting with many of the girls in English.
But I, for one, do not go to the FKKs for good conversation ... I go there for the food ;)[/QUOTE]
... pretty well with German women in English. I have never tried though.
I have an investment in the German language going back over thirty years and part of a club visit is an extension of "Land und Leute kennenlernen".
In real life I have had a series of German girlfriends (this was before ever discovering these clubs).
I never speak English at a club unless she insists that I do. I am admittedly not typical.
[QUOTE=Doctor_Skank]By the way, I am not one of those that think all FKK girls are so smart and cultured. Nice they are, but most of them are pretty average intelligence-wise at best.[/QUOTE]
The average intelligence level at a club is indeed just that: average.
It is part of my fantasy though to come across a really smart chick who I can spar with verbally in German and who does nasty things in bed: kind of the girl next door but one who is adventurous and comfortable with her sexuality.
The object of my pursuit is a "talented amateur" who doesn't hold back and really enjoys her work, someone who I have the sense of making a connection with.
Most of all, a sense of humor is essential.
Some women and clients take this whole thing way too seriously. They never smile nor laugh. Its sex, for Chrissakes, not a funeral!
The ambiance at some of those Red Carpet Clubs is at the extreme of the grimness scale. Everyone sits in their corner of the couches and no one talks. The large impersonal clubs aren't much better, IMHO. This is why I like a club like Bernds where there is a lot of good natured banter between the women, the clients and the Thekenpersonnel.
Problem with EE women is that I can get the basic physical act done with them but we are sometimes not really communicating at all because of the language barrier.
I personally find non-communication a drag.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]The average intelligence level at a club is indeed just that: average.
It is part of my fantasy though to come across a really smart chick who I can spar with verbally in German and who does nasty things in bed: kind of the girl next door but one who is adventurous and comfortable with her sexuality.
The object of my pursuit is a "talented amateur" who doesn't hold back and really enjoys her work, someone who I have the sense of making a connection with.
Most of all, a sense of humor is essential.
Some women and clients take this whole thing way too seriously. They never smile nor laugh. Its sex, for Chrissakes, not a funeral!
The ambiance at some of those Red Carpet Clubs is at the extreme of the grimness scale. Everyone sits in their corner of the couches and no one talks. The large impersonal clubs aren't much better, IMHO. This is why I like a club like Bernds where there is a lot of good natured banter between the women, the clients and the Thekenpersonnel.
Problem with EE women is that I can get the basic physical act done with them but we are sometimes not really communicating at all because of the language barrier.
I personally find non-communication a drag.[/QUOTE]
I hit one of those girls you seek a year or so ago at World. She was German, had a masters degree, a real outside job. She told me she only worked at the club on weekends to make a bit extra and that she enjoyed it. It was a very good session as you might imagine. I think her story was real, but then you never really know for sure.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]Some women and clients take this whole thing way too seriously. They never smile nor laugh. Its sex, for Chrissakes, not a funeral! [/QUOTE]
Very true Jackyo,
but Ive met both new girls and new guys who dont smile cos they are very nervous. Suppose any girl would get nervous with the thought of my big face buried in her ass:D
[QUOTE=Thor93]I hit one of those girls you seek a year or so ago at World. She was German, had a masters degree, a real outside job. She told me she only worked at the club on weekends to make a bit extra and that she enjoyed it. It was a very good session as you might imagine. I think her story was real, but then you never really know for sure.[/QUOTE]
... I need to meet!
Banging one of those peasant EE women who would otherwise be threshing wheat, milking a goat or churning butter is not as interesting.
As Marlow has previously speculated, the next time you are standing at a street corner and one of those solidly built older women with a bandana covering her hair walks by muttering to herself you should ask yourself if this is what becomes of the women we meet at these clubs forty years down the road.
[QUOTE=Wan King]Very true Jackyo,
but Ive met both new girls and new guys who dont smile cos they are very nervous. Suppose any girl would get nervous with the thought of big face buried in her ass:D[/QUOTE]
... to Babylon.
One of the girls, Sandra (German and Gypsy, she said, red hair, nice figure) had fun with the clients by discretely spraying us (me included) with a water pistol.
You'd be sitting on the couch and you'd feel this spray of water seemingly come out of nowhere.
Once you figured out where it was coming from you couldn't help but laugh.
Those of us who'd been there a while would also get a laugh at the new clients who would have this perplexed look on their faces.
Sandra was funny and great in bed too. Just the perfect combination of sexiness and a sense of humor.
I'm really sorry to see that this club has totally lost its way since.
[QUOTE=Jackyo]
If you have a fetish for German women like I do then akzentloses fehlerfreies Hoch Deutsch is absolutely necessary.[/QUOTE]
Lieber Jackyo,
Sowas ist nicht immer den Fall. I get by quite well in and out of the clubs by having a bit of accent. Ladies are often surprised that I can speak "zi Deutsch", etwas fehlerfrei, aber mit einem leichten Akzent.
Try screwing up an "R" or throwing in an incorrect article here and there. Works wonders ;-)))
Gruß,
Dedalus
[QUOTE=Jackyo]
It is part of my fantasy though to come across a really smart chick who I can spar with verbally in German and who does nasty things in bed: kind of the girl next door but one who is adventurous and comfortable with her sexuality.
[/QUOTE]
One of these days I will have to drop a name or two on you. They may not be rocket scientists, but I have met a few that are quite intelligent. Also quite a few of the Russian girls are very bright, well read and intelligent.
Cheers,
Dedalus
[QUOTE=Dedalus]Lieber Jackyo,
Sowas ist nicht immer den Fall. I get by quite well in and out of the clubs by having a bit of accent. Ladies are often surprised that I can speak "zi Deutsch", etwas fehlerfrei, aber mit einem leichten Akzent.
Try screwing up an "R" or throwing in an incorrect article here and there. Works wonders ;-)))
Gruß,
Dedalus[/QUOTE]
... that I have a bit of an accent myself but they usually can't place it.
Friends of mine from Bayern think I have a northern accent but if they are from Hannover, they think I have a light southern accent.
The sexiest German accent IMHO is the one spoken by women from Vienna. I can't get enough of it.
The other side of the coin on this language thing is that it can happen that you are refused service because the woman doesn't want to deal with not understanding you.
They usually will try to find a way to make money off you if they can so it rarely happens.
But it can happen and does happen.
It happened to the Breadman at our visit to Heavensgate in May last year. I'll leave it to him to describe it.
Again, the only club I've ever been refused service at is PHG. It happened twice to me there hence my non-endorsement of that club.
[QUOTE=Dedalus]One of these days I will have to drop a name or two on you. They may not be rocket scientists, but I have met a few that are quite intelligent. Also quite a few of the Russian girls are very bright, well read and intelligent.
Cheers,
Dedalus[/QUOTE]
We should exchange notes some time!
It would, indeed, be a treat to meet intelligent life forms once in a while instead of the wandering peasant girls who find their way to these clubs.
I may be the only one but I rate women on intelligence and personality as much as how they look and how they perform in bed.
Really intelligent women are a challenge.