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Called up a number from one of the sites; arranged for a MILF. Met her near the railway station at P3r@m**r. Short but bulky, nice assets. Took me to a nearby lodge- shady dodgy place. Finished a couple of session in quick time, settled and off from the place. Will not try the place, but would recommend the lady. Open for exchanging contacts via PM.
Damage 5.5K (incl top of 5k)
Experience 8/10
Looks 6/10
Location 2/10
Steve
<chennai was freezing cold and constantly raining, when i landed. hence decided to call off all other engagements for the next couple of days, till the weather situation improves! - what other excuse do i need, to stay indoors, comfy and warm?>
initial idea was to share some thoughts on 'contacts building' with a fellow monger via the pm (yes, the monger gets one contact with potential to turn into multiple contacts!). then it was decided that it can as well as be a posting, if some n00b can get the 2 cents worth from this. (another chapter for monger's handbook!)
getting the first p!mp contact in chn (or for any location in the world, for that matter!) is always the easiest - locanto, craigslist, the n-number of advt/escort websites, from the friendly auto/taxi walah, where you carefully craft your conversation, starting with the climate, to massage parlors and to some reliable p!mp contacts operating out of safe and nice location (yep. you have to insist on the keywords - 'safe' and 'nice' - upfront, to make it clear to the driver that you have a 'reputation' baggage to worry about!) or even from the room boys.
[b]step-1[/b]: in majority of cases, the p!mp will be operating with contract gals... and the reality is that none of these gals can connect you into independent local contacts, who will give you quality experience, without setting your wallet on fire (you have to have the cake and eat it too! - tough, but, possible!).
however, if you have a keen understanding of the business model, you will realize that the contract gals often stay with multiple p!mps during the contract term, before they return to their native place (with a fistful of rupees!), and they will be the first step toward building an often light-on-wallet-damages p!mp contact list. (make sure that the gals do your direct intro to the p!mp, rather than giving you a dud number, or you having to go thru a pretty complex introduction yourself, when you call the p!mp directly - been there, done that, many times! - sometimes, with sweat running down the back of my spine!).
[b]step-2[/b]: it starts with the realization - how long will you hump the contract gals, even though they come in all size, color and shapes? - the basic quality of illiterate and from being a very economically poor background is always an understatement with contract gals!
once you have couple (half-a-dozen or more!) of p!mp contacts, you would quickly get an idea of the p!mps 'reach', after couple of runs (they often brag!). drop a hint (or you can be upfront with your friendly, customer-oriented p!mp) , that you are interested in local gals. put additional pressure on the p!mp saying, you will do the regular feature in ind!an parl!ament (a.k.a walk-out), if the looks and spec are not good. the p!mp will always increase the 'probable damages' for the local gal; just agree to it, as it can always be neg-ed back to your comfort level, once you see the "gem" or "coal" in person.
[b]step-3[/b]: ask for an introduction to her 'friends' with the local gal(s), after doing some basic checks (listen carefully to her story for disconnects in the narration - it is often a skill that will not come overnight!). it might also cost you an additional lunch or a dinner, if the gal is not a pro. (she will also be cross-checking on your wallet heaviness, and you being a gentleman, true to your word).
now, your probability of getting gems are much better than when you started in step-1. (caution: be ready for some nasty setbacks and surprises - like walking into very traditional looking families, getting intro into some society ladies and clubbing (not the medical condition!) gals, - but all these will require time, money and effort, your restraint in not to start trading your contacts with t, d and h, as soon as you get them (keep your close mongering friends informed!), and the ability to 'bolt' away, almost as fast as 'u bolt', at the slight hint of trouble). - and yes, just like in real life, for the monger side also, the well groomed, power dressed and athletic looks, always changes equations in your favor.
[b]step-4[/b]: it depends on how well you understand and connect step-1 thru step-3. :)
@fellow senior mongers: any other insights or other 'patented' standard operating procedures?
[QUOTE=AllSaints]<Chennai was freezing cold and constantly raining, when I landed. Hence decided to call off all other engagements for the next couple of days, till the weather situation improves! - what other excuse do I need, to stay indoors, comfy and warm?>
@Fellow senior mongers: Any other insights or other 'patented' standard operating procedures?[/QUOTE]
As usual, you are a walking talking diksh of mongering! You could well be a visiting professor in the subject :)
Hi,
Anyone can suggest good resorts in Pondy / OMR.
How will be the celebrations in Chennai for new year. Is there any places for good cultural programmes on the occassion of new year.
Cheers.
Okay, I may be accused of doing just the counting, but I noticed that in the 3, 127 days since ISG created the Madras threads on Saturday May 18, 2002 and helped by active mongers and their prolific reporting, Madras will soon hit the 2, 000 mark. Are you guys going to celebrate this landmark?
Let's see, maybe with mine being # 2000, may I suggest that we invite Maggie and her pals for lunch at the Raintree Restaurant, discuss their extensive work and then take things from there? Plenty of Madras champions to join would include you Peter, AllSaints, King Prawn, Andana, and fellow Bengeluru folks like Oorvampu, Bangind to name just a few. Good counting, Maggie. Thanks.
[QUOTE=Margaret Brown]Madras will soon hit the 2000 mark. Are you guys going to celebrate this landmark? [/QUOTE][QUOTE=Peter Patros;1101236]Should we? If so how? Any suggestions?[/QUOTE]
Thank you for your kind lunch invitation suggestion. The food at the Connemara's Raintree is excellent and you guys must go there, even without me and my pals.
Incidentally your count is only 1999, as you can see from the attached screen shot before I sent in this posting. The 2000 that appears at the top of the Madras Thread is probably taking into account the Admin's initial note about the thread starter, and does not count as a report in their reckoning on the main India page. The new image of the India page after this posting shows 2000! You owe me one.!
[QUOTE=Slovenian;1101248]Let's see, maybe with mine being # 2000, may I suggest that we invite Maggie and her pals for lunch at the Raintree Restaurant ... Good counting, Maggie. Thanks.[/QUOTE]
Hi Friends,
After a short invisibility in the Forum because of my travelling outside the city and the network availability, I'm back. Great to see a lot of discussion happening here in the forum. Apart from just being a forum to share information on girls and aunties, the matured discussion points of the fellow mongerers have made this site a time worth spending even out of mongering context.
Thank you guys. We should try to meet sometime, may be in a working day, in a day time. Hope you catch my point.
Slovenian has the right idea. Aw Margaret, whats a celebratory lunch without you?
BTW Raintree at the Connemara is not quite authentic (like all 5 star places in Chennai when it comes to South Indian Non vegetarian food.
I can give you some better options!
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Here's to 'Kumar Arun', for 'redefining' what an FR should be. . And to 'Prashant', for 'defining' what a picture should be.
(And as promised via PM) Here's to the 'unofficial' forum statistician and the researcher Dr. Ma'am. Hopefully, the mongers here will help you with your work as long as it does not pose any risk for them, even remotely. However, on the other hand, you would also make THE 'femme fatale' (only the literal trans. intended!) prosecution witnesses against the same mongers, in a court of law. And the (poor) monger, will also definitely get kicked in the gonads by his own defense counsel (not for mongering, but for being plain stupid!).
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Well done, dear Sir. Your contributions have been very good, even for people like me who look at other aspects of this very old social activity. Further, let me assure you that you will not see me stand as a prosecutor anywhere for this activity because as an ultra-Liberal I do believe I human freedoms and the chance for every human being to realize full potential, and frankly I am all for making this legal for all consenting adults.
And Peter, you are right about the many places that you can get excellent South Indian fare in Madras. I was only commenting upon the recommendation already made by Slo and my view about the Raintree's ambiance.
[QUOTE=AllSaints;1101611][B]And here's post# 200! [/B][/QUOTE]P. S. : We all know how the Courier Font got into your post, don't we?
You are not just a pretty face, then! You caught that. Yes, I owe you one and it is all yours for the asking. Just say when! Also as Peter says, what is lunch without you, huh?
[QUOTE=Margaret Brown;1101399]Incidentally your count is only 1999, as you can see from the attached screen shot before I sent in this posting. You owe me one.![/QUOTE]
{thanks to M332a, for the inspiration for this post. Read this with post#1993, for the complete continuation, if you care!}
M332a S#ankar got 'special' patting down at the airport for wearing the saree. One might wonder, is the real issue, M33ra or the saree?
None cares a damn about the 'special' all-cracks-felt examination, that every saree wearer goes thru, in the name of search. Well, the guys also gets their share of 'junk' groped. And he quickly realizes that the best way is to pretend indifference, rather than being annoyed or uncomfortable. (and yes, there is no escape from that, as you always get the privilege to be announced over the PA system to come for a special screening, just because, the so called 'computer system', flags your name, every damn time, without fail!).
There is a saree connection to mongering too; something that you quickly learn to appreciate after couple of instances of being 'switched' for the contract-gal from another place, instead of the local-gal, that you had asked for.
The contract-gal cannot afford to have a 'check-in luggage', and in all probability will not carry around all the must-need parts of the saree set, in the 'limited' one piece luggage that she often carries. (have also seen exceptions to the rule, but lets skip the exceptions!). And the p! Mp or the 'friend' cannot run to a shop and get her a ready-made saree set; the 'matching blouse' has to be stitched for the bust dimension; else the whole thing will look like wearing a bed sheet. So the best bet is to insist to the p! Mp (or friend) that the local-gal has to wear a saree (the given reason? You like gals better in saree, which is actually true, if the gal has the 'figure').
Some gals will complain later about the saree. (yeah, if you have ever dressed up in a three piece suit as part of dress code for a strip club visit, you will understand that complaint!). And in many cases, you watch in awe on how quickly and effortlessly, some of the gals wear the saree. And there is poetry in that too.
[QUOTE=Slovenian;1101248]Let's see, maybe with mine being # 2000, may I suggest that we invite Maggie and her pals for lunch at the Raintree Restaurant, discuss their extensive work and then take things from there? Plenty of Madras champions to join would include you Peter, AllSaints, King Prawn, Andana, and fellow Bengeluru folks like Oorvampu, Bangind to name just a few. Good counting, Maggie. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Madras forum hit 2000 posts? And given that I have not seen many mud slinging or one liners should be role model forum. I studied in Madras and did not do much at that time, and even now as I never lived in Madras for a longer duration as Bangalore was my base! Note that it "was". I have moved to Singapore and no, have'nt really started anything. Missing my old and sweet connections in Bangalore. One of them came just the day before me leaving and it was such a mind blowing experience and am contemplating getting them to visit Singapore. I met this girl "X" through another girl "Y" who listed herself in the net, met her and did her a few times before she started offering her friends for a fee and one of them is "X". The modus operandi is exactly like what AllSaints said but I hit a dead end with "X" as she got quiet attached as a friend to me and I could not even broach the topic of introducing friends. So, the process succeeds with some girls who are after "$" but if you break that barrier, it is a dead end. So, be very careful in how you take things forward.
So, thank you Slovenian for remembering me, but I will have to take a rain check. Folks, enjoy in Chennai.
Don't know how relevant this is in Chennai, but every day when I return to my service apartment by 8:30-9:00 I always see some pretty babes waiting to be escorted into the complex as the lift requires the resident key to operate. And the place where I am staying, I don't see to many Indians, but many many Caucasians. So, Ms MB, you might want to study that as well. And I have seen may by 60-70 year old Caucasians roaming with some local looking chic who look just 20-25, holding hands, hugging spanking, not just one or two but hoardes of them. This is an experience for me as I never saw such things in my travel to the US, Europe and in India.
Anyway, keep the forum going guys. We will touch base once in a while ...
Welcome back, my Village Gossip. Yes, that would be an interesting study if it was not for the simple fact that the business is fully legalized in the Lion City state. The "November-March" pairings that you see around (as older men with very young women are called) is due to one strange fact about Chinese women in South-east Asia. For them skin color is a big deal and the kinds of guys you see take full advantage of that. Factor some amount of "kiasu behavior" into the mix and you have the study complete.[QUOTE=Oorvampu;1101875]Ms MB, you might want to study that as well. And I have seen may by 60-70 year old Caucasians roaming with some local looking chic who look just 20-25, holding hands, hugging spanking, not just one or two but hordes of them. This is an experience for me as I never saw such things in my travel to the US, Europe and in India.[/QUOTE]
P. S. : Respond to this and you will reach the 100 count mark. Congrats!