Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=MecumVeni; 1315254]Hello everyone,

I am visiting Bangkok on the 23rd of this month (will be around for 4-5 days so if anyone is up for a beer let me know) and have this lovely thai girl keen to meet me. I have to thank you people in the forum for all the great ideas and reports as they have been inspirational and may pay off soon. So, this is how I went about it:

- registered on thailovelinks (idea I got from a fellow monger here in the forum. Sorry, can't remember who it was so general thanks)

- paid for gold subscription (30 euros for 1 month)

- and here we go: some emails, love interest bla bla and 2 or 3 replies (I am sure I would get more if I added a picture to my profile but don't really want my gorgeous looks out there)

- one date. She wants to meet (is a bit too jealous though but that seems to be normal going by what I read in the forum) and keeps asking me where I want to go when in BKK. So many beautiful places to visit; monuments, historical sites etc etc. Of course, I am interested in culture but priority will certainly be given to some deep immersion as this is my first ever visit to Thailand.

Again going by the many reports I read, she is probably from Issai (flat nose, thick lips, darkish skin) but seems quite pretty (video calling on skype makes her nicer looking than the pictures).

I am sort of a nice guy (unless someone pisses me off) and think we will get on well. At the same time, I don't really want her to think I am a cash cow.

This is where I need as much "local culture" advice as I can: the plan is obvious to have some hot sex with the girl; hopefully have a couple of nice meals and more sex. What would be normal for me to pay without her thinking I am her sponsor or (even worst) thinking I am trying to buy her?

She keeps telling me how hard she works in this financial job and how proud she is of it so she does not seem to be WG (of course, this could all be a bunch of BS).

Help help!

Many thanks,

MV[/QUOTE]She is a hard working good girl with a financial job. So it would not be normal for you to pay her a single baht, nada, zero. If this is a "good" regular working girl then she will be tickled to death just by your taking her out to dinner or for a drink and by being respectful and nice (and no, if she is a "good" girl, you most likely will not be having hot sex on the first few dates.

If she is full of it, then she is a not so good girl looking for a sponsor, and yes, there is a good chance you might have hot sex right away. If you want to keep a nice professional relationship, you might slip 1500 baht into her purse the next morning. But then again, if she never said anything about it and kept going on about being a good girl, why even bother, enjoy the freebie, but expect to be buttered up in other ways.

[QUOTE=Dr BJ; 1316319]There seems to be a common theme in your post's. It reminds me of a couple of other forum members, I think their names were "Wolfhound" and "the pro". Don't know why they stopped posting here? Do you by any chance know these guys? They had an eerily similar writing style to yours. I look forward to welcoming you to the salon as we have a zero discrimination policy whether based on nationality or intelligence level.

Regards.

BJ[/QUOTE]Since my own intelligence level is called into question frequently, I just need to clarify, when you write "salon", that would be Dr. BJ's Salon on Soi 7-1 Suhkumvit, right? Home of the best blow jobs in Bangkok, right? Disregard my own wee bit 'o Scottish ancestry myself, I have no interest in promoting yer fookin business. But do correct any details that I accidentally fucked up. Like perhaps "best blowjobs in Bangkok might not really be the tagline. I just want to go to the right place as I'm sure you want all of us to.

[QUOTE=Pilot Alex; 1316053]I'm in BKK in spetember fro 5 days. I'm staying in Sukhumvit. Grand Millennium hotel, just in front of SOI COWBOY. What prices are tehre and in NANA for a ST / LT girl (barfine)?

Or is still beter to find a girl on dating site?

Kind Regatrd and thanks to all for replying me![/QUOTE]Generally ST is 2, 000 baht and LT is 4, 000 baht. Depending on the bar, time of evening and how busy the lady has been recently these prices can be open to negotiation. The barfine is 600 baht, I have never used the dating sites so cannot comment on their effectiveness. Whether you have been here a few times before or not just tell the girls you have been here a lot.

Regards.

BJ

[QUOTE=Crazy4Thai;1316383]Since my own intelligence level is called into question frequently, I just need to clarify, when you write "salon", that would be Dr. BJ's Salon on Soi 7-1 Suhkumvit, right? Home of the best blow jobs in Bangkok, right? Disregard my own wee bit 'o Scottish ancestry myself, I have no interest in promoting yer fookin business. But do correct any details that I accidentally fucked up. Like perhaps "best blowjobs in Bangkok might not really be the tagline. I just want to go to the right place as I'm sure you want all of us to.[/QUOTE]I know the feeling, I even question my own level of intelligence sometimes. Indeed when I say salon it means Dr BJ's salon. The reason they are the best blow-jobs in Bangkok is that I pitch in myself when we are really busy. As some friends of friends confided in me they tried a lady boy just to see if the blow-job was as good as they had heard and said it was amazing. Who knows better about how to give a BJ than another man. Right?

Regards.

BJ

I checked out Insomnia last night to see what's flavin. NOT A LOT OF SHENANIGANS in play here. It was ok, there were some cuties. I saw one of the uglier ones in Thermae, yet not many seemed to be in the business of exchanging sexual services for money. Many fellas, some quite hansum, walking alone or only with their wingman. Kinda boring like a previous poster stated and so I left. Many of the girls had the personality like my dirty underwear. They were after the big money. Not into having fun sex with cheap but hansum men for free.

BTW-I see those same gals out on the street in front of S15, always see them. Does anyone pick them up? They should try new location!

[QUOTE=Global Surfer;1316183]I have met a Columbian WG in Grace Hotel in BKK. Bit expensive though[/QUOTE]Yah, there are some floating around. My rich friends in BKK have mama sans who can provide them as well as other nationalities. It's not cheap, though!

[QUOTE=Dr BJ; 1316319]There seems to be a common theme in your post's. It reminds me of a couple of other forum members, I think their names were "Wolfhound" and "the pro". Don't know why they stopped posting here? Do you by any chance know these guys? They had an eerily similar writing style to yours. I look forward to welcoming you to the salon as we have a zero discrimination policy whether based on nationality or intelligence level.

Regards.

BJ[/QUOTE]The poster "The Pro" last posted on the 5th of this month & twice on the 3rd. According to ISG, this "search took 0. 11 seconds". IMO his style seems less eloquent but more practical than your detractor who appears to be more interested in "pulling your leg", though perhaps his intention is merely to probe you and introduce himself to the forum.

[QUOTE=Harold444; 1316453]I just had 4 minutes of free sex.

Siam to patppong bts line. Really aggressive riders on this line they pushed and shoved to get inatsiam station. I don't notice this on other line.

I'm standing in behind a japanese middle age woman nice figure wearing a dress. She backs up onto my penis and never leasve it alone. The whole way she was on it. LOL. I had to adjust my erection just to keep it discreet. LOL.

My last week and already can't wait to get back.[/QUOTE]Just think how much "free sex" you could get "riding" the BTS all day long. Cut your expenses by purchasing an all day pass.

BTW the story would get much more interesting if you eventually "upgrade" to actually slipping it out & in for a BTS quickie.

[QUOTE=Harold444; 1316453]I just had 4 minutes of free sex.

Siam to patppong bts line. Really aggressive riders on this line they pushed and shoved to get inatsiam station. I don't notice this on other line.

I'm standing in behind a japanese middle age woman nice figure wearing a dress. She backs up onto my penis and never leasve it alone. The whole way she was on it. LOL. I had to adjust my erection just to keep it discreet. LOL.

My last week and already can't wait to get back.[/QUOTE]Can't get the same level of service on your little motor scooter?

You might try the Silom Line, it's even more personal.

[QUOTE=Dr BJ; 1316386]I know the feeling, I even question my own level of intelligence sometimes. Indeed when I say salon it means Dr BJ's salon. The reason they are the best blow-jobs in Bangkok is that I pitch in myself when we are really busy. As some friends of friends confided in me they tried a lady boy just to see if the blow-job was as good as they had heard and said it was amazing. Who knows better about how to give a BJ than another man. Right?

Regards.

BJ[/QUOTE]Talk of this horseshit, is banned in the forum rules. It also indicates you have some men, working along side the hags, in your shitholes.

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano; 1316407]I checked out Insomnia last night to see what's flavin. NOT A LOT OF SHENANIGANS in play here. It was ok, there were some cuties. I saw one of the uglier ones in Thermae, yet not many seemed to be in the business of exchanging sexual services for money. Many fellas, some quite hansum, walking alone or only with their wingman. Kinda boring like a previous poster stated and so I left. Many of the girls had the personality like my dirty underwear. They were after the big money. Not into having fun sex with cheap but hansum men for free.

BTW-I see those same gals out on the street in front of S15, always see them. Does anyone pick them up? They should try new location![/QUOTE]I haven't tried any of the ones in front of S15. I walk past almost nightly, but the girls down the street in front of the Westin scare me too much. They all look diseased there. I have taken some from the street bars on Sukhumvit before, but it is hit or miss. ST as cheap as 1000. I was in Thermae the other night and one girl quoted my 23 year old, decent looking friend 4000 for ST. I told she was crazy and we left. Just wait until Thermae closes down and all the girls flood out into the street. Prices drop drastically, and I have gotten a few of them for free.

[QUOTE=Hatguy; 1315873]The last night before I left I did yet another bar crawl on Soi Cowboy. Much easier done alone for me and I walked up to Baccara and had a beer. Upstairs looked interesting. Stuck around there for half an hour. Then as it was getting pretty late I thought I'd go home. Got to just in front of Sahara and saw a girl I liked the look of.

She took me in and I ordered a drink. She asked for one too and I said sure. She had to go dance and asked me to bring her drink over to the podium. That's when I noticed there were two drinks there for her. WTF! I decided to get along as it was about 2am and asked for the check. 620 baht! Told the waitress I would pay for one lady drink only. Her response was TALK TO THE GIRL YOU BOUGHT IT FOR. I motioned for her to come over but she was telling me to wait for her to finish dancing. WTF! She tried to scam me with double lady drink and then I'm supposed to wait? Fuck off! I said even louder CHECK PLEASE and she finally came down off the stage and I told her I was paying for ONE not TWO. Much discussion took place and finally a check came which I was happy with. After that I went up to the offending girl and told her not to double up on drinks!

So anyway, WARNING! Always say ONE LADY DRINK ONLY. And if they do it anyway insist on paying for one drink. If they do do it to you like the one I had you know who NOT to bar fine.

This topic reminds me of the girl I spent the first 2 days with this time. We had met before and hit it off well. Reunion screwing was great and I bought her a few things she asked for which she needed while staying. Shampoo and stuff like that. No problems. The first night we hit Soi Cowboy and Shadow bar / Country road. Lots of fun. I noticed that whenever my beer was lower in level than hers that she would switch them. The first few times was fine but after the 4th time or so it started to annoy me. So I told her not to do it. She just laughed and kept it up.

The next night her cousin came around and they both wanted to go to Insomnia. FINE so I paid for both her and her cousin plus myself. Enormous club but expensive as hell. I was not too impressed with their prices at all. But YET AGAIN my girl is doing the switching thing. I go to the toilet and come back and she's switched them! Lipstick on my beer bottle! So I asked her if she did it again. Laughter is all I get. I walked off and stood at a different part of the club. Then decided FUCK THIS and left. I was staying on Soi 19 so no majors at all for me to get home.

I was so pissed off and drunk that I told my hotel security to keep her out. I don't know what time it was but about 3 am she starts pounding on the door. Because I still had her stuff there I let her in. She was in a state and telling me it was my fault and blah blah blah. She calmed down but I decided then and there she had to go. Next morning I told her I needed a break from her antics. She said "I NOT GO HOME I STAY HERE YOU" or something like that. Told her she would go no matter what. Some sort of stand off ensued. In the end I had to threaten security to get her out the door.

What the fuck! Everything was going great until the two girls did that shit. Why would they bother doing this sort of stuff? It is just puzzling! It is like the two of them have no idea about how to play it so they can get the maximum money out of you. Rather, nickle and diming you on stupid shit.

Ps. I don't have the name of the Sahara girl. Sorry.[/QUOTE]It is not just Sahara. I have had billing discrepancies at most of the bars on Cowboy, most recently Tilac. I was buying all lady tequila drinks and somehow ended up with a non-tequila lady drink. I wanted to know whose number was next to the drink and they refused to point her out. When I went to the cashier, she quickly took off the suspect drink without any protest, which tells me, the staff at Tilac pulls this quite frequently. I have also had problems at Kiss, Sahara and Rio. All owned by the Iranian. I hate the bills there because you cannot actually see your drinks on every receipt. It only shows the most recent purchase and the total. When your bills get higher or if you are drunk, it is easy for them to do a two transaction scam, where they put on a lady drink first and then ring up a drink for you. You will only see your drink on the receipt they bring you. Either check your bill each time before you order another drink, or ask for a detailed print out of every drink on the bill before you pay it.

Had some naughty plans this early morning (arriving very early from Oslo. Sat 18. 8.12 6:15am) but they did not get through due some hickups at my hotel. Normaly I skip booking early check-in and get room right away. This time I booked early check-in (at a higher rate ofcourse) and got my room later than never (11am).

Was horny as a motherfucker can be, went outside, walked the street down sukhumvit odd number. Right before soi 7 met this shabby girl. Went to the park hotel (opposite Beergarden) , booked a room and shagged her (not bareback) I give her rating 4 (beeing kind) but my alternative was wanking so here we go. Set me back 1000 (to make it easy).

Got the room (Grand President) , started drinking, got in shape (shower, shaving) and horny as hell again around noon. Popped one Kamagra and headed for Beergarden. Had a few beers alone (contemplative drinking) just watching what was going on. Saw one nice looking lady. Well proportioned and seemed a bit shy (sometimes that means not to regular. Or maby just good acting). Sat down with her, started talking and we hit it off (if you can call it that in a place like beergarde. But chemistry is important no matter what in my book). One firend of her arrived (which I incidentaly have fucked before). We started talking about 3some. It was pouring down to much so we stayed a bit until around 6pm when the heavy weather eased up. Went back to hotel. Both girls got undress (one of them did my ironing. Shirt I need later today. Naked) and after the normal shower routine. Everything is working fine and I am as horny as hell. 2 ladies (we have agreed also I can do those asses as well if I like. Switching between hole 1 and 2. Not one standing in the bathroom while I fuck the other one) who could fullfill all my wishes. What happens? Jackson or junior (as we call him in Norway failes). He has been stiff since Beergarden and even harder when they got naked in the room. Fuck!

To ease the pain I had to ditch the number 2 girl (I was stressed I guess) and nicely tell her to hit the road. Number one gave me a hell of a blow job, me sitting in the chair (like giving birth) with her finger in my ass. Then junior woke up again, she did deepthroath, tungwork and sucking proffesionaly (to be so shy, hehe) , we did fuck and in ass as well. It was hurtfull to her but I told her sometimes it is just like that (on an asslevel she did not seem very proffesional even if I tried my best of tricks, possitioning her, ease her muscles, pillow under waistbelt, lubication and so on it was extremely thight). I will post some pics as well in photo gallery but now I head for Spasso so don't have time for resizing pictures and stuff like that tonight). I give her a 6-7 in most ways and she set me back 2000bht (she did everything and could have continued still I think) so well worth it even if some of you guys will rip your hair off. And price was my choice alone. We did not talk about that in Beergarden.

FR 2 BKK 18/19. 8 or just 19/8 tomorrow.