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After my big desilution trying cis in AD (but still waiting some advices from this forum) , I decided to try the prc.
But as money is not an issue for my mongering, I am searching the places where I could find top prc.
Blitz or is there a better place?
But please, I am searching cis or prc, rating above 8. Price has no importance.
If less than rated 8, I prefer to sleep alone!
Can someone help me?
Thanks in advance
You may not like it.
But if money is no object, you can try Kubu or Premiere in Dubai if you are really chasing top quality. Just put the travel and hotel room as an extra fee.
AFAIK top CIS has been easier to spot in Dubai than in AD. When I spent time in AD PRC and CIS talent was lower than equivalent DXB. True that was long time ago.
Anyhow good luck with your quest.
[QUOTE=Rhode1; 1101903]After my big desilution trying cis in AD (but still waiting some advices from this forum) , I decided to try the prc.
But as money is not an issue for my mongering, I am searching the places where I could find top prc.
Blitz or is there a better place?
But please, I am searching cis or prc, rating above 8. Price has no importance.
If less than rated 8, I prefer to sleep alone!
Can someone help me?
Thanks in advance[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Rhode1; 1101903]But as money is not an issue for my mongering, I am searching the places where I could find top prc.
But please, I am searching cis or prc, rating above 8. Price has no importance.
[/QUOTE]I would strongly encourage you and others mongers to whom "money is not an issue" to hunt in DBX as we, the normal salary-men in AUH, would appreciate if you do not spoil the local market and drive up prices of those few WGs that are worth the effort of time and money.
Please do find you TOP PRC / CIS / Filis in Dubai and import them for a night into AD if that's your desire. The local market here is already poor quality and, when combined with high expectations created by visitors with fat wallets like yourself, all what would be left for us is a Fashion TV channel.
JJB
Man this has to be the funniest report I have read in a long time. Germans are so right when they say thatthere is no joy as Schadenfreunde!
Back to RhodeI, if you think more money will buy a better time with a CIS (or any other girl, but specially CIS) you are in for a disappointment. I have had some long term CIS "friendships" as you can see in my DXB reports. Something I have learnt is that CIS women want to see you in control, if they think you are a chump you are in serious problems.
But well, what do I know?
[QUOTE=Johnjohn Bob; 1102340]I would strongly encourage you and others mongers to whom "money is not an issue" to hunt in DBX as we, the normal salary-men in AUH, would appreciate if you do not spoil the local market and drive up prices of those few WGs that are worth the effort of time and money.
Please do find you TOP PRC / CIS / Filis in Dubai and import them for a night into AD if that's your desire. The local market here is already poor quality and, when combined with high expectations created by visitors with fat wallets like yourself, all what would be left for us is a Fashion TV channel.
JJB[/QUOTE]
Just returned from a wek in Abu Dhabi, Hotel was booked for me by the company I was visiting, this was the Traders hotel part of the Shangrila group. The hotel was quite a long way out of town 35 AED taxi ride, a nice hotel but too far out, can confirm hotel is completely GREEN. Had to visit Al Ain palace my first night back in Abu Dhabi, some of the women have been there 5-6 years or more as I recognized them, the quality has seriously gone down hill, my eyes are worse now and my standards are lower but this doesn't compensate. Took A PRC out, the best of the bunch or so I thought, over paid 500 AED turned out to be a dud. Following night paid a visit to Blitz nothing changed much here apart from standards are also lower, some nice Africans inside but they are not my thing. The band in Blitz is mediocre however one of the singers is a fantastic mover, would love 10 mins with it. Had my Chinese take away again 300 AED, good little body and tight but another dud. Went back to Blitz after a 1 night break and she was onto me straight away like a leech, I told her I was going to take another lady instead of her but she wouldn't leave me alone, she promised if I wasn't happy with her tonight I didn't need to pay anything but her taxi. As the pickings were very poor and she was trying so hard I decided to give the dud another try. I can say I was quite impressed with her change in attitude and performance, she certainly earned her 300 AED.
I used to like the cellar bar at the side of the Howard Johnson for an early evening drink, this has also gone down hill quite a lot so only paid 1 visit. Maybe it is me or I was unlucky but Abu Dhabi doesn't seem to be as good as it used to be, there is certainly far too much building work going on at the moment. Whilst I was in AD my computer was blocked from another forum I should have set up some sort of VPN to allow me access.
May the force be with you.
[QUOTE=Cons68; 1102460]Germans are so right when they say that there is no joy as Schadenfreunde!
[/QUOTE]Germans are boring but they do know how to enjoy their perverse pleasures. I must have some Germans genes as this recent article about busted AMP in Dubai did trigger a surprisingly strong Schadenfreunde.
- Gulfnews. Com.
Salon owner in Dubai denies offering bribe.
Masseuses were allegedly committing indecent acts with men in Dubai salon.
By Bassam Za'za', Senior Reporter Published: 00:00 December 14, 2010
Dubai: A Chinese salon owner has denied offering a Dh50, 000 bribe to an inspector at the Department of Economic Development (DED) to prevent him from inspecting his salon where masseuses were allegedly committing indecent acts with men."No I am not guilty. I did not offer him any money," argued 43-year-old W. Z. When he defended himself before the Dubai Court of First Instance. Presiding Judge Hamad Abdul Latif Abdul Jawad rejected the defendant's request for bail and adjourned the case until January 10.
Prosecutors alleged W. Z. Had leased an apartment which he ran as a bar and restaurant in an illegal manner.
The salon had been closed earlier when W. Z. Allegedly offered the money to the inspector to reopen the salon.
The trial continues.
[QUOTE=Johnjohn Bob; 1100961]I.
I'm always curious how hundreds and hunderds of PRCs are getting in? There must be some well organized Chinese mafia that gets them in. [/QUOTE]I have a friend from the PRC that worked for a few years in Ab Dabs in a computer shop. She actually only worked half a day a week, but that got her a visa. Her real job was in Gauloise every night LOL. She went home eventually about 3 years back and then came back to AD with a real full time job last year. She is there now. Working legally in a fashion store. She will still go ST with people she knows though.
Her friend, who I see when in town, somewhat suprised me by having a health insurance card from a large local engineering company. She doesn't work for them, but there is obviously some deal going on.
Apologies for not posting after my last visit, but due to pressure of work I never got to go out.
J
Merry Xmas to all. For me its a lonely weekend.
Anyone up for some joint fun in auh to a trip to Dubai.
Hey all. Looks like I am at Le Royal M in January for a couple weeks. I'm seeing some negative comments on Illusions (not really surprising, sounds unchanged from 2006 when I was there last) , which is in the hotel itself, so I was wondering if others who have stayed at LRM have brought in take-out from other venues like Blitz, etc, and run into hotel gestapo issues, etc. My last 3 stays have been at Crowne Plaza (green and friendly), IC (walk of shame, your special guest has to have original I.D. card, etc, but otherwise nice), and aLoft (hard to tell, so far from anything and there were coworkers/conventioners there with me so I was sans take-out for that visit).
Masalamah.
[QUOTE=Rdwryr22; 1108396]Hey all. Looks like I am at Le Royal M in January for a couple weeks. I'm seeing some negative comments on Illusions (not really surprising, sounds unchanged from 2006 when I was there last) , which is in the hotel itself, so I was wondering if others who have stayed at LRM have brought in take-out from other venues like Blitz, etc, and run into hotel gestapo issues, etc. My last 3 stays have been at Crowne Plaza (green and friendly) , IC (walk of shame, your special guest has to have original I. D. Card, etc, but otherwise nice) , and aLoft (hard to tell, so far from anything and there were coworkers / conventioners there with me so I was sans take-out for that visit).
Masalamah.[/QUOTE]Last time I was at Le Royal M was over a year ago but was there for a over 2 months so I got a good feel for the environment. It is perfectly friendly and nobody will bother you. Most hotels in AD like that with a few infamous exceptions (Meridian one of them). But if you are going to be in Le Royal Meridian it is OK.
Illusions club is a waste of time and money unless you enjoy paying 2, 000 AED for a dubious service. It is always crowded with Arabs (locals + whatever else is around) and that's where CIS (and their pimps) go to scam some petrodollars.
Just go to Blitz or 49ers for a takeout and use side entrance (from Khalifa St) to go straight to elevators. The side door should be open in the evening unless they tighten up things. If closed, just go in front door as you own the place and nobody should bother you or your companion. Alternatively, if it is early in the evening, you can go to 1st floor (elevator on left from the front entrance) and instead of going left to Oceans restaurant, take right and there is a door to hotel elevators.
Enjoy your visit and share experiences.
JJB
I tried RTFF, but list of GF Hotels was dated in 2009.
Hilton running 50% any weekend off sale, so thought would make a trip to AUH for some play time in the near future.
Hilton Baynunah is AED278++
Hilton Corniche Apts is AED258++
Both Hiltons are on the 2009 list, but need to make sure since the bookings are non-refundable.
Appreciate your input.
S
[QUOTE=Studley; 1109880]I tried RTFF, but list of GF Hotels was dated in 2009.
Hilton running 50% any weekend off sale, so thought would make a trip to AUH for some play time in the near future.
Hilton Baynunah is AED278++
Hilton Corniche Apts is AED258++
Both Hiltons are on the 2009 list, but need to make sure since the bookings are non-refundable.
Appreciate your input.
S[/QUOTE]Apartments is GF and as the other used to have (not sure if still has) a massage place inside so assume it could be. But if you book double occupancy no one will bad an eyelid.
Failing that see if Crowne Plaza, Cristal, and / or Novotel have similar rates as these are v GF
[QUOTE=Wicked Roger; 1110000]Apartments is GF and as the other used to have (not sure if still has) a massage place inside so assume it could be. But if you book double occupancy no one will bad an eyelid.
Failing that see if Crowne Plaza, Cristal, and / or Novotel have similar rates as these are v GF[/QUOTE]Just an alert. Week of February 20 is the IDEX conference (military brass, defense contractors, arms dealers, etc). Was checking for prices in scheduling my next business trip, and the rates for even the Novotel were in the 1600-1800 dhs a night range, and 2000 dhs / night and up for the higher-end places that aren't sold out. I would imagine the take-out will be at a premium as well, although they may have to compete with the booth babes and other female arms dealer employees who may be on offer without price tag (you may have to buy a couple cruise missiles instead).
Report on my adventures the last 10 days coming up shortly.
SATURDAY – This time, I started a little earlier, about 11:30 pm, heading to 49ers. My previous time there was on a jammed Thursday night, too hot, sweaty, crowded and nasty to do much. This time, some Stani gals and a few Chinese, and an excellent Fili band, a smaller and tighter counterpart to the legendary Seaview Hotel band in Dubai but similar types of classic rock songs. Less crowded, a good selection though the quality was somewhat mediocre (7. 5 was as high as it got here) , and not a very good female-male ratio. But this time, an attractive, tall Chinese gal in a black dress, let's call her Eva (her name sounded like that but is the usual two syllables) , caught my eye. After our Kabuki-like movements around the place, toward and away from each other, we found each other near the dance floor while the band was starting its midnight set. Very nice gal drinking only water, she doesn't drink. She was shortly joined by another women in a black dress on my left side who could well have been her mother. They asked for a twosome, I wanted to stick with the attractive, tall and younger gal. After about 45 minutes we headed back to the LRM, where she gave me a choice of s-king or f-king. I told her I wanted both. She did a nice slow s-ck (no condom) and let me erupt after about 20 minutes, but no f-ck. It was before 2 am and despite my protests she bailed. 'You work next day, you need to sleep'. No tip for her, just the agreed-upon 500dh. That's why I prefer to pull my gal later in the evening.
MONDAY (week II). Back to Illusions for one final go before I left. Got there at 0030. This was a good night. It actually reminded me of the old Cyclone in Dubai. Several Cyclone A-list-equivalents and one 10 (reminding me of a cute beach-girl-like-blonde from 2002 in Dubai who I enjoyed for two straight nights. That might have even been her). Actually, there were several blondes there, mostly but not all very attractive, and a couple bow-wows dressed to the nines in miniskirts they probably shouldn't be wearing. A few of the Jersky Shore girls were there. Ratio was 70/30 women over men. Giggity giggity giggity. L from Eritrea was against the wall, looking good but I decided to stay away from her. The blonde from last week was not there, but a new long-haired, lanky blonde, L from Odessa, Ukraine was sitting at the bar with several other friends. Fantastic body, lean but a nice bubble butt and ample but not oversized chest, and 'overly friendly' to just the right amount. She was definitely pushing 30 or higher but she had a definite hotness about her. Invitingly she let me stand next to her. L spoke very good English, which allowed us to joke and make small talk, especially about my beer (she didn't drink, I told her one beer a night kept the heart attacks away). This was her first night back after two months away, she said this is another three month stint for her. She was a 1000 ST (about 75 min worth as it turned out) , seeing as I had to get up early I decided to go for it, and up the elevator we went. She pretty much did it all for me (riding me on top, BBBJ, and oil rub) , as well as apparently for herself. Overall, she satisfied Mr. Happy in a much more loving fashion than the other two gals. L from Ukraine with the long blonde hair and awesomely sexy body is my gal of the week.
SUMMARY. I'm not sure of any real lessons learned here, but this was my first stay here out of the three in the past 12 months in which mongering was done, where I had no all-night girls, all ST. In that regard, it felt more like my experiences of late in Dubai. The gals may be catching on. If nights are any measure, Monday seems to be the best night for selection and ratio.
I can also say Blitz is a dive, everyone looking destitute and drab, at least on Friday night. My previous two pulls from there must have been lucky. 49ers, when not overly crowded, has a fine band and nice atmosphere, if somewhat mediocre in girl-quality. Finally, Illusions can be either annoyingly loud, crowded, and nasty, or on the right night, a veritable hypermarket of the finest the former Soviet Union has to offer in Abu Dhabi, and like the old Cyclone in Dubai, not cheap. That it resides inside the hotel and offers a straight shot to the elevator is a major plus.
As I'll be back monthly from now on, I'm going to look for some cheaper but still comfortable digs than the Le Royal Meridien in which I can bonk and sleep. Has anyone tried the Arjaan by Rotana 'hotel apartments'? There are two of them in AD, and they seem to have good rates.
Happy camping, everyone.
This time it was a 10-day trip to the land of enchanted gazelles, My HQ for the stay was Le Royal Meridien. The first four days were intensive work days with early morning commitments. Cleverly, I ignored the opinions others had on Illusions, which I happened to share based on my limited experiences there. However, as I learned, you can always expect the unexpected.
MONDAY (week I). Being late at night with busy days coming up, I had no intention of mongering but wanted to pique my curiosity and observe the surroundings. I scoped out Illusions nightclub (4th floor of the hotel) for the first time in 4 years, arriving around 11 for a beer on Monday night with no intent to do a take-home (in this case, up the elevator, one of the nice things about the place). I was thinking to chat someone up and take some numbers but nothing else at least the next couple nights. There is no cover if you're staying at the hotel, just the sign-in sheet. There is a cover if you're not staying there but I don't know what it is. The customers were mainly western or Australian punters, a few Arab guys, and a lot of gals resembling an Eastern European casting call for MTV's 'Jersey Shore', all dark hair, lots of makeup and skintight dresses or jeans. A few gals were pleasingly stacked. Standing out among the J-Woww and Snooki look-alikes was one blonde Russian gal, fair-skinned, beautiful face, but a little too thin and unendowed for my taste, not really filling out what was clearly meant to be a tight-fitting dress. Nice legs though. She did try to hang close to her girlfriends and / or the Arab or CIS-looking guys, though. Between 11 and 12, the gals averaged about a 7, some good looking gals, a lot of older gals, and a few pigs with way too much make-up. I think it was about 50/50 women to men. No numbers taken. No illusions here, at least tonight.
TUESDAY. Again the next day was going to be early and brutal. I took a walk over to Ally Pally, my first time in that old pub. For 30 Dhs cover with no free drink included, I think it is of questionable value. No music (not always a bad thing) , too brightly lit for my taste, about 2/3 full, with a bunch of older punters, roaring drunk, on quiz night. The selection of Chinese gals was fair – I'the say they averaged 6. 5 in looks, a couple of them were their usual forward 'want a massagee' selves. Most looked 30-something or more. The best looking of the gals were the ones leaving with their dates around 10:30-10:45 as I was walking in. I suppose if I'm really desperate one night I'll go back. I think the ratio of women over men was less than 50/50.
After Ally Pally, I stopped back at Illusions. More of the same Jersky Girls, a couple 8's thrown in who smiled slight Mona Lisa smiles but otherwise were standing erect like statuettes, although the Russian blonde who was about 9-10 seats down from me gave me a little bit of eye contact, and also appeared to be the only one appearing to have body motion both above and below the waist. Pretty much the same cast. I was out by 11:30, as I needed to download a movie for my presentation the next day and it was off to bed.
WEDNESDAY. Presentation went well, coworkers left town and I was ready to monger. Originally I thought I'the do my usual 49ers / G-Club / Blitz circuit, but Illusions and G-Club seem to be somewhat comparable places, and Illusions had no cover charge for me as an Le Royal detainee. I decided to nap first, then made my way there around 1230 am. Very different vibe at 1230, dancing has broken out, lots of Arabic guys, and lots of the J-wowws and Snookis dancing, talking to Arabic-looking or dark-skinned dates. The Russian gal brushed by and gave me a squeeze, unusual as most of the women seemed to avoid touching the guys as much as possible. Unfortunately she had her date with her and out she went. Seemed to be more guys than gals, and the gals there were definitely in the 7 to 7. 5 range average (a couple of them were pushing 8-8. 5). Although there is some electronica, most of the music seems to be Arabic dance music.
A couple beers later, and I was sidling up to L, a lovely straight-haired gal from Eritrea (one of a couple Africans who worked their way into the place) , beautiful, doe-eyed face and perfect smile, not standing erect like many of the CIS gals, asked me where I was from, and told me 'you live somewhere where I can't get a visit visa'. We disappeared off to a table and did our own dancing, before we decided to head out around 230 am. L asked for 1200, I countered with 800, and we settled on 1000, knowing the going rate for her CIS competitors in Illusions is up to Dubai levels if not higher. Not pleased with that amount, but she was nice enough to make the point to not ask me for money until afterward. 'I trust you' was a highly unusual (and nice) thing to hear. No DFK or DATY though. She had a nice rack and cute bubble-butt, a little oversized in the middle. Couldn't stand her spitting on the condom though, especially since I had cream in the room. About 60-90 minutes of session, with her finishing me off on top, and L said she had to get ready for her day job down the street as a hairdresser. We exchanged numbers. She seemed like a nice enough person, but it wasn't quite the best ever, either in AD or Dubai. I've been attracted to the occasional African (one last year at G-Club was incredible) , but they as a rule don't do DFK, and leave me and Mr Happy just a little cold.
THURSDAY. Reunion with former co-worker friends, hanging out with the other thousands of expats at the Meridien Village in the 'other' Meridien hotel (the one that is not GF). No mongering.
FRIDAY. I had a pretty active day sampling Ferrari World (the world's most expensive amusement park, with the possible exception of the late-great Cyclone in Dubai, which was not quite as family-friendly) and then doing some shopping at the mall. I napped until about 1230 am, and then decided to make my way to Blitz, which has the band with the cute Fili girls, and at least the last couple times, the ability for me to nab the occasional stand-out PRC gal amidst the dregs.
Well, tonight was just the dregs, the women consisted of clapped-out CIS gals, beyond-their-sell-by-date PRC's, and some frizzed-out African chicks. I'd have to call the average 5. 5. The guys looked definitely destitute, the security guy upfront on the sidewalk demanded a shakedown (10 dhs) , and the Fili band was only fair although the girls are pretty nice looking (and one does a nice Shakira song and dance). I was outathere by 2:30 am, with no PRC angel coming to carry me off on her wings and nothing but hard-up looking guys pouring into the place. It was crowded and more guys were fondling me than gals. I had a couple stares but no one was grabbing or acting in an overly friendly manner. It looked like about 40/60 women / men. And if you're counting attractive women, it was dire.
I decided to finish the night at Illusions to see what I could get for the elevator ride back to my room. The answer was, if I had taken the bait to talk to the way-over-the-hill gals sitting by themselves in the room, I might have gotten something. But it seemed to be about 70% guys, all clutching and grabbing as they were walking by or around me. At one point I was standing at the bar with my Red Bull (to get me sharp) , beaming at the reasonably attractive gal next to me whose guy she was talking to had left. She asked me 'why you look at me that way? I have man standing here. ' OK, sorry for looking at you. Didn't realize you gals choose your customers. The Russian blonde was not there, though there was another one dancing up a storm, with kind of a gawky face but cute little body. She was hanging close with her male friend. Interestingly, the bar keeps going after 3 am, although they clear everybody out at 3:30 am after 15 minutes of the dreaded light / no music period where reality sets in on many of the girls, particularly the 'Jersky Shore' girls. What I noticed was only the Arabs had 'dates', the few westerners that were there got nothing. Nada. Zippo. I also noticed everyone was going down the elevator into the lobby, and not up. This is definitely a locals hangout on weekends, I thought. Deciding to see if any gals were hanging in the lobby or elsewhere, I noted that they were but they were all on the phone or sitting with Arab guys (including a few in dishdashes). The big groups were waiting up front for the valets to come up with their boytoy's cars. Lots of Mercs, Porsches, Corvettes and other upscale iron, no taxis. Some (not all) of the girls were now wearing abayas and headscarves.
In general, my first Friday mongering event ever in Abu Dhabi was an abject failure (or maybe not) – the first time in years I totally came up empty. Perhaps it was the lack of talent available, or a lack of glibness on my part. Maybe I should go earlier to get the more desirable companions, even at risk of doing ST instead of LT. More likely Friday in AD is a night to avoid. So, I pocketed my money for Saturday.
(see Part II)