FKK Artemis - Berlin

So EF, you really need to stay up to date.
Summary:
Mary Magdalene now runs the show and the club is for bisexual guys only.
You have some forum reading to do, about 108 pages.

Your old gals have gone.
But one tip, Tyra has changed her name to Naomi.
Good luck.



[QUOTE=Eurotikfuhrer]

It's almost been a year since I've last been to this club, and I remember the old days in 2008 only a few months after it originally opened. The owner is a close friend of mine, and he mentioned that his plans to create a clone in Munich were stymied by the prude society of Bavaria which would have been a magnificent alternative indeed during the Oktoberfest season.

EurotikFuhrer[/QUOTE]

Guys, a quick question.

Do you use deoderant between sessions/shower?

On my visits I have done so but it seems to me most guys arrive to the club without a bag. Maybe you have deoderant etc. in your pockets?


Norjan

[QUOTE=Norjan]Guys, a quick question.

Do you use deoderant between sessions/shower?

On my visits I have done so but it seems to me most guys arrive to the club without a bag. Maybe you have deoderant etc. in your pockets?

Norjan[/QUOTE]No need to if you take a bath before and after sex.

[QUOTE=Norjan]Guys, a quick question.

Do you use deoderant between sessions/shower?

On my visits I have done so but it seems to me most guys arrive to the club without a bag. Maybe you have deoderant etc. in your pockets?


Norjan[/QUOTE]

I use it and I don't have much of a body odor. I also use a light perfume. The girls do appreciate it. Most guys probably count on not having to sit around in between "sessions" to need a deodorant. :-) By the time they start smelling it is time for another shower.

[QUOTE=Norjan]Guys, a quick question.

Do you use deoderant between sessions/shower?

On my visits I have done so but it seems to me most guys arrive to the club without a bag. Maybe you have deoderant etc. in your pockets?

Norjan[/QUOTE]I keep it in my locker. Also use my own shower gel (actually Lush Happy Hippy) which can wash hair too (saves on bottles) and smells very fresh. Girls seem to like it (they have commented positively).

[QUOTE=London Traveller]I keep it in my locker. Also use my own shower gel (actually Lush Happy Hippy) which can wash hair too (saves on bottles) and smells very fresh. Girls seem to like it (they have commented positively).[/QUOTE]

Ok, that's how I've done too.

Just curious


Norjan

I'm just interested to see what fellow members points of view might be on the following. I am at present trying to decide whether to book a fkk trip early March for artemis berlin(which I visited once back in summer 2008 and was fantastic)or a visit to cologne and dusseldorf to living room and fkk samya and when the cologne carnival is on. The pros for cologne include seeing a new part of germany and the carnival, the negatives however are that the clubs are smaller than artemis and girls not fully nude. For berlin the pros are large great club with naked girls, ie artemis, plus I know my way round quite well in berlin, the negatives are that I will not see new sightseeing sights plus slightly higher costs to cologne and dusseldorf clubs. How hard a life one has with such decisions, but on a serious point it is alot of money I will be spending flying in from england. Any advice about the above will help me decide.

For e fuhrer instead of just a blackberry which you carry, why don't we upgrade to commercially available walky talkies, exchange dates of attendance and radio frequencies here, and then we can update you in real time from inside the rooms when we are with the girls as to those worthy enough of your high standards, with the walky talkies, but remembering never to reveal the walky talkies in the main lounge ie to turn the devices off, hence achieving complete anonymity, so we will never ultimately know who you are, you will never know who we are, but you will still get the urgent real time info you need on the girls, and everyone is happy, talking reporting in fkk's to a new stealth code red level, oh just make sure the girls don't tell in the rooms which can be easily be done by a 100euro cim bribe and everyone is happy! A Merry Christmas to you all.

Mohab

[QUOTE=Mohab]I'm just interested to see what fellow members points of view might be on the following. I am at present trying to decide whether to book a fkk trip early March for artemis berlin(which I visited once back in summer 2008 and was fantastic)or a visit to cologne and dusseldorf to living room and fkk samya and when the cologne carnival is on. The pros for cologne include seeing a new part of germany and the carnival, the negatives however are that the clubs are smaller than artemis and girls not fully nude. For berlin the pros are large great club with naked girls, ie artemis, plus I know my way round quite well in berlin, the negatives are that I will not see new sightseeing sights plus slightly higher costs to cologne and dusseldorf clubs. How hard a life one has with such decisions, but on a serious point it is alot of money I will be spending flying in from england. Any advice about the above will help me decide.

For e fuhrer instead of just a blackberry which you carry, why don't we upgrade to commercially available walky talkies, exchange dates of attendance and radio frequencies here, and then we can update you in real time from inside the rooms when we are with the girls as to those worthy enough of your high standards, with the walky talkies, but remembering never to reveal the walky talkies in the main lounge ie to turn the devices off, hence achieving complete anonymity, so we will never ultimately know who you are, you will never know who we are, but you will still get the urgent real time info you need on the girls, and everyone is happy, talking reporting in fkk's to a new stealth code red level, oh just make sure the girls don't tell in the rooms which can be easily be done by a 100euro cim bribe and everyone is happy! A Merry Christmas to you all.

Mohab[/QUOTE]Hohoho,

Well it's a long time until March you really think too much in advance. I've just decided to go Berlin for the Christmas marked and Artemis next weekend

Easy decision: Go to Artemis, big, nice, clean club, girls are nude, less Rom. Girls, great wellness facilities including fitness center, open late, enjoy Berlin in the daytime and fuck at Artemis in the evening. Public trans. Is very good in Berlin- no need to waste money on taxis.

Bring a fat wallet or the fun at Artemis stops quite soon.

Flying from UK can be done with low cost flights for less than 1 fuck at Artemis.

Are there any mature ladies (40-50s) working in Artemis and other FKKs or just young ladies?

[QUOTE=Dim Yann]Are there any mature ladies (40-50s) working in Artemis and other FKKs or just young ladies?[/QUOTE]A few, but they all work morning shifts (11 - 8). Never seen them stick around in the evenings.

Unfortunately nobody came forward from any of the three forums (including this one) which I posted notice of my visit on - so I was at Artemis all on my own today - although I did find some other guys to have brief chats with.

Things were very quiet in the morning. I arrived at 11 am and breakfasted. There were girls around but no talent that appealed to me. I was pleased when my favourite squeeze Nina (.cz) turned up at about 1 pm and beckoned her over for a chat. She told me that this (the beckoning gesture I used) was rude but we were soon getting cosy on the sofa. I trust her now and I discussed some personal difficulties that I was having, in response she gave me some good advice. Thanks a lot Nina! We eventually went to the Kino where her service was up to the usual high standard, with bbbj, kissing and sex all taking place on one of the sofas there. I was thinking of going for the whole hour as she had been so helpful when she was listening to me, but she stopped at the half and said we could continue in the afternoon, which was fine with me as well. Nina told me that she was the only Czech girl at Artemis at the moment.

The talent desert continued for me in to the later afternoon. I then chose a Columbian girl (name escapes me but I think it begins with M and she has fake boobs). She seemed friendly but when I asked her about whether she kissed - she said 'up to you', which wasn't entirely straightforward, however we went up to the room. In the room she refused kissing and when I said I wanted sex and bbbj she started going on about how I had to have CIM. She wouldn't shut up about this so I stood up and left at which she went ballistic - shouting at me in the room and down the corridor. She ended up telling me that she didn't want to kiss my 'stinky mouth' (I take tictacs and have good oral hygiene so this isn't true!). Other guys didn't seem to have as much problem with her as I did as she was fairly busy and one of them at least I saw looking pleased with her afterwards.

On a previous visit I had spotted an attractive willowy brunette (long straight hair down her back and pale skin) sitting virtually the whole afternoon at the bar and I had seen here there in the morning. I was a bit cautious as she didn't seem to be busy then so I hadn't chosen her (she never approached anyone but waited for men to go up to her) but this time I saw her returning from a room with a guy and they seemed to be getting on well, so I approached her. She turned out to be Magda, 23, from Latvia and she spoke a bit of English but generally was the quiet type. In the room we had a very good GFE session (1/2 hour) with all the trimmings. She seemed to prefer sex from behind and she told me afterwards that she preferred being fucked to having reverse oral - so we will do more of the former next time.

After a reasonable lamb and rice supper my final girl chose me as I was sitting down digesting. She was Tatiana, a 23 year old Romanian with a cute smile and a girfriend body with a good sunbed tan. She had a good sense of humour so we went off to the room. She needed a little encouragement to kiss deeply and refused to lick my balls, but her bbbj was adequate, if a bit toothy at times, and sex was very tight - also rather lively as she did a lot of moaning! We did a half hour. At the end I liked her a lot and I think we will get on even better next time.

I expect to return to Artemis tomorrow.

[QUOTE=Dim Yann]Are there any mature ladies (40-50s) working in Artemis and other FKKs or just young ladies?[/QUOTE]


Saw one in the forties, I thnk, not very good looking.

A few times at Artemis.

Ciao

I would say Kimino is right here. You might find during the day an older lady but I would say late thirties is about as old as you can expect. Well maybe early 40's but they will not admit it. And the night time line up does tend to be younger. But there are plenty of ladies who will admit to late 20's and in fact be in their thirties. I tend to avoid the age question unless I know the lady well.

If you really want milfs/gilfs (I assume this is grannys) you might want to explore the slightly seedier mid range Berlin bordellos as there are plenty out there. As this is the Artemis thread I will not get into it here but pose the question in the Berlin thread and I may be able to point you to a couple of possibilities.

AM

[QUOTE=Angus Magee]I would say Kimino is right here. You might find during the day an older lady but I would say late thirties is about as old as you can expect. Well maybe early 40's but they will not admit it. And the night time line up does tend to be younger. But there are plenty of ladies who will admit to late 20's and in fact be in their thirties. I tend to avoid the age question unless I know the lady well.

If you really want milfs/gilfs (I assume this is grannys) you might want to explore the slightly seedier mid range Berlin bordellos as there are plenty out there. As this is the Artemis thread I will not get into it here but pose the question in the Berlin thread and I may be able to point you to a couple of possibilities.

AM[/QUOTE]Look for a Schoeneberg bordelle called 'Rose16' in Martin Luther Strasse. Specialises in MILFs. I went once - it's fine.

C

In my brief experience of Artemis there have been a few MILF type ladies. One, Katerina, was a very busty brunette, Russian long term resident of Berlin. Great personality and great service, Sadly I only ever met her on one visit, not seen her since.

I have time on my hands between Christmas and into the early new year (first few days), is there any point in visiting Artemis? ie. will there be a reasonable number of ladies about. Any past experience?

Thanks