Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=Cursnoop;1891715]You said something about body tech is expensive but Bodytech price is based on estrato. The most expensive body tech in Medellin is the one in RioSur and if you a member of this one you can go to all bodyyech in Medellin and not vice versa.

And what happens with these girls when their beauty fades? If they didn't married a rich gringo / invest their money / they are probably out of the country looking for money. A 38 yo enhanced Cali girl is still an upgrade over a average same age western woman most of the times.[/QUOTE]WOW wait, so Bodytech in Premium Plaza or Laurlres or Envigado is cheaper?

I went to the one in Rio Sur, my only issue was dealing with the elevator and shit. It was a bit disorganized considering the moeny I was paying ($100 a month is fucking expensive for a gym).

I agree with you on Western Women. Think about this, when is the last time you heard of anyone trying to go to America just to pick up a girl? It Only happened in Coming To America and that was Fiction! American girls are the fucking worst.

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Any info would help since I'm new at Instagram.[/QUOTE]OK so my guide on how to pick up Paisa on IG.

1. Make sure your profile has enough photos of you and places you traveled to etc. Nothing is worse then a dude with 5 photos trying to holla. The more content the better. Stay away from Memes.

2. Set your profile to private. This makes it so she HAS to follow you, so when you send DMs etc you will know if she is actually seeing it or you are just throwing Dms into the wind.

3. Buy some followers. She wants to see you have some sort of social value. Don't make it too much. Just 1,000 is good. Up to 3 K at most. But something that shows you have people intrested in your content.

4. Follow some of the popular Paisa model pages for looking for girls. I'm not going to list them on here but if you look at hashtags you can evetually find the profiles to follow.

5. Only message girls that have less then 3 K followers. That fitness model with 100 K might be smoking hot and your dream girl but her DM looks like the hotdog rollers at 7/11. You will be wasting your time.

6. Search the geotags. This is a GREAT source. Just punch in your favorite club, mall or clothing store even and you would be SURPRISED what kinda gold mine lies ahead.

7. Be ware of her friends if you start following them. ALL these chicks have their besties and social circles. You better be aware who you are hollering at and who her friends are or you might get busted.

8. Know a fake profile when you see one. Some of these colombian model IG profiles will post a chick that's private, you will follow her and then you see she has 12 pictures but 4,500 followers. It's fake, keep it moving.

9. Try to comment on a photo that not many have commented on. I find this to sometimes be better then a DM, there is less traffic and greater chance to start a convo, it's like the icebreaker before the DM.

10. Don't like too many of her photos. Remember that everyone can see which photos you liked so be cautios of who you are liking or else it might start something.

11. No dick pics. Keep it causal, I ususally start with some sort of paisa slang or something and if I get a laugh I'm in.

12. Use tinder to find IG profiles. This is anohter GREAT avenure and the main reason I got my IG working again. SOOO many tinder chicks put there IG on, and you can get a chance at talking to her here even if your tinder doesn't match.

13. Have fun.

[QUOTE=Dickhead;1892269]I always tell the chicas that while my Spanish is pretty good, there are certain words I don't understand, such as propina, regalo, joya, novia, anillo, boda, and ir de compras.[/QUOTE]Awesome, that's funny stuff there! Can I borrow that?

[QUOTE=Dickhead;1892269]I always tell the chicas that while my Spanish is pretty good, there are certain words I don't understand, such as propina, regalo, joya, novia, anillo, boda, and ir de compras.[/QUOTE]But words you know are chupame, sin preservativo, etc.

[QUOTE=BlueChange;1892369]WOW wait, so Bodytech in Premium Plaza or Laurlres or Envigado is cheaper?

I went to the one in Rio Sur, my only issue was dealing with the elevator and shit. It was a bit disorganized considering the moeny I was paying ($100 a month is fucking expensive for a gym).

I agree with you on Western Women. Think about this, when is the last time you heard of anyone trying to go to America just to pick up a girl? It Only happened in Coming To America and that was Fiction! American girls are the fucking worst.[/QUOTE]No question the free Gym one block from Parque lleras isn't on the same level as Bodytech but for guys here for a short time or full timers like me its got enough equipment to get a good workout without dealing with the signups and the monthly nut $! It can be busy so try to go either early in the morning before 9 am or in the afternoon. As far as the girls in America! Their attitude along with a host of other reasons is why I made a life here in Medellin, and it could not have been any better! Two guys are here from Denver, and between the Girlfriend dates and the motorcycle tours they are completely satisfied! I have some new girls that are slim and full of life! Come take a ride!

Thank,

Colombia Jake

Just a small casa report.
I have been to Chicas Punto several times this month.
As always, they have plenty of big girls, but there are about four flaquitas.
These delgada girls look cute and decent.
Also, Mamasan is friendly.
40 mil peso hh, 60 mil h.

Clle54 no. 49-97

Seems like a lot of work.

[QUOTE=BlueChange;1892374]OK so my guide on how to pick up Paisa on IG.

1. Make sure your profile has enough photos of you and places you traveled to etc. Nothing is worse then a dude with 5 photos trying to holla. The more content the better. Stay away from Memes.

2. Set your profile to private. This makes it so she HAS to follow you, so when you send DMs etc you will know if she is actually seeing it or you are just throwing Dms into the wind.

3. Buy some followers. She wants to see you have some sort of social value. Don't make it too much. Just 1,000 is good. Up to 3 K at most. But something that shows you have people intrested in your content.

4. Follow some of the popular Paisa model pages for looking for girls. I'm not going to list them on here but if you look at hashtags you can evetually find the profiles to follow.

5. Only message girls that have less then 3 K followers. That fitness model with 100 K might be smoking hot and your dream girl but her DM looks like the hotdog rollers at 7/11. You will be wasting your time.

6. Search the geotags. This is a GREAT source. Just punch in your favorite club, mall or clothing store even and you would be SURPRISED what kinda gold mine lies ahead...[/QUOTE]

Ola Friends,

OK, need from you a fast response here please, what is the Spanish word for DATY.

Thanks a lot.

Easyease.

Report of 2nd day will follow tomorrow morning.

[QUOTE=Cheerfull;1892294]Hola,

Going to be a Medellin for a couple weeks, first visit. I was wondering if there are any escort review sites (in Spanish) in Colombia like there are in Buenos Aires (foros) or Canada (Terb).

Thanks![/QUOTE][URL]http://doncolombia.com/foro/[/URL]

[URL]Chicaspunto.com[/URL] is not the cleanest but I like their big líne up of mostly barrio girls. I found an 18 barrio gem in my last trip which makes me look forward to go back. Thanks for the memory.

Cerebro.

[QUOTE=MattPsyche;1892551]Just a small casa report.
I have been to Chicas Punto several times this month.
As always, they have plenty of big girls, but there are about four flaquitas.
These delgada girls look cute and decent.
Also, Mamasan is friendly.
40 mil peso hh, 60 mil h.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=EasyEase;1892776]Ola Friends,

OK, need from you a fast response here please, what is the Spanish word for DATY.

Thanks a lot.

Easyease.

Report of 2nd day will follow tomorrow morning.[/QUOTE]I use "besar la concha. " ¿Puedo besar tu linda conchita? (can I Kiss your pretty pussy? The verb for lick is 'lamar. '.

[QUOTE=Dickhead;1893082]The verb for lick is 'lamar. '.[/QUOTE]I think you mean "lamer". Lamar is the guy who works at the Deli down the block.

But I would say:

Puedo mamar tu panocha? Can I suck your pussy?

Quiero mamarte (I want to suck you-she will know exactly what you mean).

[QUOTE=JavaMan;1881702]Go to the Google Play Store or the Rotten Apple store, and get Maps.ME, it's a routable GPS navigation worldwide map. Works without internet connection, just turn on your smartphone's GPS. Then download and open Matts Medellin map with Maps.ME: [URL]https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?hl=en&oe=UTF8&msa=0&ie=UTF8&authuser=0&mid=1BXSo_yZ4e_aDRCqxrwxWU5EZm90[/URL].

Viola! You now have a working map of Medellin. Maps.Me has downloadable maps of the world. Best yet is its price: FREE![/QUOTE]I downloaded the app. I'm having trouble with the next part "Then download and open Matts Medellin map with Maps. ME" How do you download a google map? I click on the link and it opens in Google maps app. Or you have to save it somewhere first?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Dickhead;1893082]I use "besar la concha. " Puedo besar tu linda conchita? (can I Kiss your pretty pussy? The verb for lick is 'lamar. '.[/QUOTE]Your so sweet and formal by asking!

How about "Voy a comerte' I'm going to eat you, or, "Queiro chupar su panoche", I want to suck your pussy. The verb to suck is chupar.

You are correct though in asking beforehand, just in case there's a red tide down there!

Chicas puntocom.

IMHO the mamasan is a cranky ***** and currently is recovering from some kind of nose job. I have never seen her smile. She never says Hello, until I say Hello, first. She seems to always be annoyed and kills my vibe every time I have gone in there. Hence, I rarely visit. Decided to go yesterday because I heard there were some nice flacas. She said there are no flacas. I said, the guy out front said you have a pretty flaca. She said no, she is busy. I said how long until she is done. She said I don't know maybe 15 minutes. OK. How does she look. Her response, flaca. I left. Most places would say sit have a drink or something!

Her partner, Darwin, who I have not seen in a while has always been cool and speaks perfect English. One time he even gave me a courtesy discount to make the deal because I was kind of undecided.

[QUOTE=MattPsyche;1892551]Just a small casa report.
I have been to Chicas Punto several times this month.
As always, they have plenty of big girls, but there are about four flaquitas.
These delgada girls look cute and decent.
Also, Mamasan is friendly.
40 mil peso hh, 60 mil h.

Clle54 no. 49-97
Cel 321 755 5120[/QUOTE]