Kinda pathetic Montreal trip report
So, after all my preparation for Montreal, I wound up with only a nuru massage. It was quite good, worth the money — but not worth all the drama I put myself through.
I tried booking with a few agencies, but ultimately decided not to. I had no idea about C36 until I got in the country. I know chances of getting caught are low, but I am reluctant to take even the slightest chance. I try not to break any laws as a matter of principle.
Admittedly, the pictures and stories are tempting. But I realized I had another problem with escorts. I really get turned on by face and personality. A lot of the ads show bodies, and the bodies can be accurate, but you may still not vibe with the girl. Escorts in Canada are a relative bargain compared with the states, but still it's a lot of money to take a chance with.
And even if she is described as pretty, and is certainly that way, she may not be pretty in the way you like or expect. For example, I may have a thing for brunettes, but I like them angular and Northern European, like Jennifer Garner, and I may not be as hot for a southern European but still beautiful brunette like Monica Belluci. Fault me for being picky if you'the like.
This is why I like the terms of Brazil and the FKKs of Germany. You can see the girls face, and even two minutes of time lets you get an impression of who they are, how bright they are, if they're doped out or having a bad day or if they look at you like a chore or a bug.
Does anyone else run into this hurdle? Or do you just get over it, or are averse to travel? I can see how escorts have their advantages, if you find one you like. You get a lot more time with the girl, and you can cultivate a regular relationship. The turnover in the FKKs and terms is brutal.