Excuse me sir, would you like me to spray you with my beer?
Well, after all the reports about body arum, I had to give it a try. Drove there this afternoon, via Sanur, as I don’t have a GPS phone, and didn’t trust myself in the maze of Denpasar. Not too hard to find, but I did have to ask for directions twice.
Cost is 200,000 for 2 hours (I was told 2 hours, but for some reason, it was over in 1). There are 7 rooms for massage, 9 girls who do the beer massage, and 1 man (whatever floats your boat).
I was assigned to “Chica”, a 27 year old girls, cute but nothing special. She washed my feet, which amused me, because I didn’t think she would be spending too much time massaging my feet, but I guess you have to keep up the illusion.
I lay on the bed face down, and am ˝ expecting her to pop open a large Bintang, and pour it all over me, but no, she grabs a squirt bottle, and sprays the back of my legs feet and ASS with room temperature Heineken (I asked). Let me tell you, room temperature beer on your asshole is actually frigging cold !!!
What followed was about 45 minutes of teasing. Semi prostate massage, with grabbing of my dick, getting me hard, then ignoring it, while she rubs another area. It was slow torture, in sort of a good way. She finally flips me over, gets between my legs, sprays me beer and lotion, and gives me a nice HJ, nothing special.
Quick massage of my head, she announces we are done, I certainly am, and walks me to a small shower and toilet. I really was expecting her to wash me, but no. I come out, get dressed, and go back downstairs. She doesn’t accompany me, and I never saw her again.
Spoke to a couple ladies at the front desk, turns out this place has been opened for 2 years, and the owner is from Oz. I glance at the laminated brochure touting the “beer massage”, and it clearly states it is a “non sexual treatment”. I smiled when I read that part.
All in all, a non descript massage, with a decent HJ. Out the door cost 200,000.
WIR? If desperate for some relief, maybe. Luckily, I have many other choices.