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Ok if English was not my first language maybe I'd be crap at it too. Or more crap than I already am LOL.
But ocassionally in some websites theres examples of seriously mangled English that makes a smiles.
Todays classic was delivered by a young lady of 26 from Davao del Norte (or is it Naughty?) who states
"We grewned up with Jesus Christ in our hearts"
I never knew the verb "to grow" could be changed so much.
Most English verbs are conjugated with -ed to form past tense -- but then there are the irregulars. Native English preschoolers make similar mistakes with irregular verbs. "I eated candy", or sometimes, "I ated candy."
I suspect your friend is mixing grow / grew / grown / -ed.
On the positive side, her confusion of the rules of English have allowed her to create a new word. Bless her Jesus heart.
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[QUOTE=FreebieFan]
"We grewned up with Jesus Christ in our hearts"
I never knew the verb "to grow" could be changed so much.[/QUOTE]
"You take my virgin"
And the classic, "Oh you so beeeg!"
My favorite is, "When can we fucks?"
We all know Friendster is a good resource for checking a girl's photos. Has anyone worked out a sensible and efficient way of searching for new girls and contacting them, and if so have you had much success compared with the other free sites such as DIA and TAgged?
I have been chatting online recently to an attractive older woman who is married to a foreigner who she caught ‘in delicto’, arranging his next bonk session with his latest little fucklet. Now she wants to meet and from the tone of our chats, it’s not only for coffee! Obviously I cannot give any further details as the husband sounds like a monger (albeit a chastened one) and, who knows, might even be a member of this forum:eek:.
Do I go ahead and meet her and give her what she wants or shrug her off as being too much trouble? I told her that she was just trying to get back at her errant husband but she insists that all she wants is a good seeing to, something she hasn’t had much of recently. Obviously she will not admit the truth even to herself and, of course, hell hath no fury like a Pinay scorned, etc.
She is a rather nice MILF type and I’m sorely tempted but is it rather amoral? Then again when was there any real morality in any of the games we play and it’s not as if I would be fucking my best friend’s wife, but the wife of another cheating monger rat.
[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]I have been chatting online recently to an attractive older woman who is married to a foreigner who she caught ‘in delicto’, arranging his next bonk session with his latest little fucklet. Now she wants to meet and from the tone of our chats, it’s not only for coffee! Obviously I cannot give any further details as the husband sounds like a monger (albeit a chastened one) and, who knows, might even be a member of this forum:eek:.
Do I go ahead and meet her and give her what she wants or shrug her off as being too much trouble? I told her that she was just trying to get back at her errant husband but she insists that all she wants is a good seeing to, something she hasn’t had much of recently. Obviously she will not admit the truth even to herself and, of course, hell hath no fury like a Pinay scorned, etc.
She is a rather nice MILF type and I’m sorely tempted but is it rather amoral? Then again when was there any real morality in any of the games we play and it’s not as if I would be fucking my best friend’s wife, but the wife of another cheating monger rat.[/QUOTE]
With the phils awash with talent,, i'm not sure what the point of potentiallyopening a can or worms would be
[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]I have been chatting online recently to an attractive older woman who is married to a foreigner who she caught 'in delicto', arranging his next bonk session with his latest little fucklet. Now she wants to meet and from the tone of our chats, it's not only for coffee! Obviously I cannot give any further details as the husband sounds like a monger (albeit a chastened one) and, who knows, might even be a member of this forum.
Do I go ahead and meet her and give her what she wants or shrug her off as being too much trouble? I told her that she was just trying to get back at her errant husband but she insists that all she wants is a good seeing to, something she hasn't had much of recently. Obviously she will not admit the truth even to herself and, of course, hell hath no fury like a Pinay scorned, etc.
She is a rather nice MILF type and I'm sorely tempted but is it rather amoral? Then again when was there any real morality in any of the games we play and it's not as if I would be fucking my best friend's wife, but the wife of another cheating monger rat.[/QUOTE]For a moment I thought it was my mate who you were tallking about.
He was caught with a few numbers on his phone that shouldn't have been there (always always have two phones!) and some emails that shouldn't have been there (never ever ever let spouse near the private parts of your pc. Always log out and always have a few email adds that are totally private from your " real life"). Anyways he got caught, got shit, Pinay wife mad as hell. But she is NOT a cute MILF so it can't be her.
Its a curious question that you ask. But given that we tend not to have many scruples here (unless its about calling Pinays " flippers ") then I'd probably meet her and see what happens.
But I would also make sure to protect myself by not giving out too many details about who you are etc. So the replica Man you shirt with your family name on the back might not be a good idea. LOL.
[QUOTE=GregLondon]With the phils awash with talent,, i'm not sure what the point of potentiallyopening a can or worms would be[/QUOTE]
Exactly what I was thinking. But I guess it is the risk and Mrs Robinson factor and I do like the occasional MILF experience as a counterpoint to the usual stream of dollies that I normally have. The change of pace is refreshing
[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]Exactly what I was thinking. But I guess it is the risk and Mrs Robinson factor and I do like the occasional MILF experience as a counterpoint to the usual stream of dollies that I normally have. The change of pace is refreshing[/QUOTE]
yes but there's an eve gretaer supply of MILfs in the phils so the reality is the real turnon is the another guy's wife aspect
[QUOTE=GregLondon]yes but there's an eve gretaer supply of MILfs in the phils so the reality is the real turnon is the another guy's wife aspect[/QUOTE]
Yes, the 'risk and Mrs Robinson' factor that I already mentioned.
[QUOTE=Cunning Stunt]I have been chatting online recently to an attractive older woman who is married to a foreigner who she caught ‘in delicto’, arranging his next bonk session with his latest little fucklet. Now she wants to meet and from the tone of our chats, it’s not only for coffee! Obviously I cannot give any further details as the husband sounds like a monger (albeit a chastened one) and, who knows, might even be a member of this forum:eek:.
Do I go ahead and meet her and give her what she wants or shrug her off as being too much trouble? I told her that she was just trying to get back at her errant husband but she insists that all she wants is a good seeing to, something she hasn’t had much of recently. Obviously she will not admit the truth even to herself and, of course, hell hath no fury like a Pinay scorned, etc.
She is a rather nice MILF type and I’m sorely tempted but is it rather amoral? Then again when was there any real morality in any of the games we play and it’s not as if I would be fucking my best friend’s wife, but the wife of another cheating monger rat.[/QUOTE]
Cunning Stunt,
Go right ahead and meet her for coffee and cream. A fellow monger would not begrudge you a few rounds with his spent hen. I dare say that her disposition will be much improved after the engagement. So, actually you'd be helping that monger by working off some of the old clucker's pent up anger. It might be a very passionate experience for you. She is likely to be very lively in the sack as she is fucking for vengeance.
Oh yeah. I remember an upper-class pinoy I knew in the South. He was virtually "separated" from his wife, but still living in the same house with her! He was running around with lots of local chickas. But she still had some power over him as every time he heard that his wife was in the area he took off scared. Kind of like Captain Hook and the alligator in Peter Pan.
And his 40-something wife, who was not at all bad looking, was on the make in a subtle way. She didn't want me, but definitely zeroed in on a 20-something partner of mine. It was funny.
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You seem to focus on the negative side of everything. Do you enjoy your life?
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[QUOTE=Warbucks]As we can see from the back stabbing, personal attacks and put downs on various threads there is no honor amongst mongers. His wife should be fucked in all holes but what happens if the shoe is on the other foot?[/QUOTE]