FKK Sharks - Darmstadt

Just kidding KK. We know and understand you didn't forbade anything, and were just stating that you personally find the LU lists of little use. But you can see how others might stretch similar reasoning to belittle girl reviews, club reviews, pretty much anything. Then we would not have much to discuss. Well, except master race ass shaving of course.

Cum fly shots upto 20 feet you say? I can only dream. These days, I am just trying to succeed on the first part of that equation. The flying part and the Odyssean journeys of 20 feet may need to wait until Google perfects their self driving technology, specialized for C(um challenged) -men and their semen.

[QUOTE=Jnpr30;2248516]Just kidding KK.

Cum fly shots upto 20 feet you say? I can only dream..[/QUOTE]Thanks for clarifying.

20 feet I think is for 25 yr old bucks and Mr. Ho who seems to have mastered such an art. I am about 20 days till the big 50, if I can shoot it 3 feet I am happy!! In honor of Mr. Ho I have not blown in 3 days so as much as I would like to impress him with a distance number I regret to inform Sir Ho that I doubt my first DNA lunch will see the light of day and will end up somewhere in the German sewer system underneath the RLD!

The banks open in 25 minutes here and I need some Euros. Due to my account I have I pay only 1.003 cents more than spot ( German ATM) so screw it will get them early.

Anyone have a list ( :D ) of banks with Euros in stock?

Just kidding. have a good Thanksgiving holiday all ...

[QUOTE=Sirioja;2248442]300 ? Without drinking and seeing double, 150 girls?[/QUOTE]Maybe someone has counted the tits and forgot to divide by 2. LOL.

Hey guys,

Anyone see if Amilia come back to work in the past few days? I will be landing on frankfurt tomorrow.

Many thanks. Hondafans.

[QUOTE=BarryManila;2248610]Maybe someone has counted the tits and forgot to divide by 2. LOL.[/QUOTE]And Brenda counts for at least 10 girls for tits, so 20 girls on her own.

[QUOTE=Jnpr30;2248486]If LU lists are useless, then by extension trip reports are also useless, no? If John writes that Lisa kissed him, Debbie licked his balls, but Lexi did not suck his dick well, there is no guarantee when Greg visits the club the following week that Lisa will kiss him also, Debbie will lick his balls, that Lexi will suck his dick well or poorly. Or that any of the girls will even be there.

Ergo, should we stop writing reviews here? Chemistry is everything, and reviews are last week's news as we all know. What's the point?

Perhaps we can jettison all LU lists and reviews and focus just on Ho's master race people shaving their arseholes in the right squatting position, after we first go through his tutorials on "proper techniques to jerk off at home".[/QUOTE]I have to say that congratulations are very much in order to Jnpr30. This post is genuinely the best I've read in my years on this forum. I was laughing at the last paragraph every time I re-read it. Whether you are a fan of LU lists or not, this short analysis was absolutely spot on. It's so true that the YMMV mantra can be accurate. As someone else put. If you don't like lists just ignore the posts about it. But that doesn't totally capture what this post did. To raise the sensible point that one man might create chemistry with a Chixa where another cannot. Yama Yama seems to be able to get girls to accept a lot of digit insertion via his extreme DATY skills whereas most of those girls would object to most guys inserting one finger. No point in him saying a girl takes FIV if she'll only accept when close to orgasm as next guy might not have his skills and the whole review culture falls apart.

Lists can and do contain generic information which I find useful. Reviews even more so. If 5 guys all post reviews saying (from above) that Debbie licks balls I think its fair for me to assume when I meet her in the club that she will lick mine if I room with her. Result. Reviews were a positive contribution to my mongering experience. Chemistry played no part. I knew from previous research what she does and does not do.

However this is all otiose. What matters is how I shave my arsehole in a squatting position. I've been missing out. I need to read more reviews! Thank you so much for this hugely entertaining post. I truly loved it. Well done. Hilarious. For the avoidance of any doubt. Absolutely no sarcasm intended at all. I just LOVED this. Put the lid on it for me.

[QUOTE=PayForIt;2248724]I have to say that congratulations are very much in order to Jnpr30. This post is genuinely the best I've read in my years on this forum. I was laughing at the last paragraph every time I re-read it. Whether you are a fan of LU lists or not, this short analysis was absolutely spot on. It's so true that the YMMV mantra can be accurate. As someone else put. If you don't like lists just ignore the posts about it. But that doesn't totally capture what this post did. To raise the sensible point that one man might create chemistry with a Chixa where another cannot. Yama Yama seems to be able to get girls to accept a lot of digit insertion via his extreme DATY skills whereas most of those girls would object to most guys inserting one finger. No point in him saying a girl takes FIV if she'll only accept when close to orgasm as next guy might not have his skills and the whole review culture falls apart.

Lists can and do contain generic information which I find useful. Reviews even more so. If 5 guys all post reviews saying (from above) that Debbie licks balls I think its fair for me to assume when I meet her in the club that she will lick mine if I room with her. Result. Reviews were a positive contribution to my mongering experience. Chemistry played no part. I knew from previous research what she does and does not do.

However this is all otiose. What matters is how I shave my arsehole in a squatting position. I've been missing out. I need to read more reviews! Thank you so much for this hugely entertaining post. I truly loved it. Well done. Hilarious. For the avoidance of any doubt. Absolutely no sarcasm intended at all. I just LOVED this. Put the lid on it for me.[/QUOTE]What matters is how wide is the LU, the ratio man to woman is one of the key to get great service, I know very well some girls who are also reading this forum and know some guys who are writing here and believe me they are just laughing when they see what the guy writes and what really is taking place in the room.

[QUOTE=HondaFans;2248638]Hey guys,

Anyone see if Amilia come back to work in the past few days? I will be landing on frankfurt tomorrow.

Many thanks. Hondafans.[/QUOTE]Neither Amalia nor her sister Elif have been there last Friday.

[QUOTE=KosherKowboy;2248511]I do not think ( at least myself) that lists should not be published nor discouraged, I have yet to see that anywhere in my posts. Saying lists aren't used by them and saying lists should be banned/discouraged are not the same thing ( not even close) , nor should words be twisted to imply such. Lists are great for some but once in a club a long list posted in a public forum for me is not very useful what is useful once in a club is my eyes, my ears and my gut feelings and for me the thrill of picking ( or being hunted) by many a girl, tons not on any lists.. IMHO

and hopefully interpreted respectfully .........................................[/QUOTE]My post was actually not directed to you, I'm surprised you thought it was. You were perhaps a little hasty.

[QUOTE=Turgid;2249009]My post was actually not directed to you, I'm surprised you thought it was. You were perhaps a little hasty.[/QUOTE]Apologies for the hastiness, sorry for the misinterpretation. Carry on now and everyone have fun. Certainly more fun than this multi connection / overnight journey from prison to the other side of the pond. I am flying ' list free and proud' :D

Have a good week all.

Is Angelina (DE / COL) still working there?

[QUOTE=Turgid;2248497]Seems really weird that a monger would not want a visitor to the club to post a LU list.[/QUOTE]The only reason I can think of is a local who has animosity towards fly in mongers. You can get an idea of who feels this way, but who cares? If it wasn't for fly in mongers, mega clubs would not exist. Sharks, Oase, Palace, Mainhattan, Artemis, and even GoldenTime with it's Dutch, Belgian, and French clientele could not be supported by only German expendable income, or lack thereof.

[QUOTE=Takedown;2249253]The only reason I can think of is a local who has animosity towards fly in mongers. You can get an idea of who feels this way, but who cares? If it wasn't for fly in mongers, mega clubs would not exist. Sharks, Oase, Palace, Mainhattan, Artemis, and even GoldenTime with it's Dutch, Belgian, and French clientele could not be supported by only German expendable income, or lack thereof.[/QUOTE]When many Germans mostly go to clubs to meet, eat, drink, sauna, rather than going with girls, Turkish make business at night, buying bottles for club business, but not so high business for girls, some girls prefer to finish quite early, but foreigners spend money with girls.

NL and Belgium make work Vip GT, just have to look at cars on parking.

I'll be in Sharks for most of the next 2 days.

If anyone sees a relatively young Asian guy alone, feel free to come have a chat.

My luck, heading to Sharks tonight and the postal services didn't manage to deliver my pills. Any chance it's easy to get by before or during the visit? What's your experience?