Pattaya Reports

I went to their party this past Monday evening. They had a decent crowd, more ladies present than my previous visit. They also had a nice buffet that evening. They ladies are much the same as they were at the previous location: they're a little older, but look decent for their age. Here's the new deal with Carre Blanc: 1st LD, and she drops her panties. 2nd LD and bra comes off. 3rd LD and they get nekked. LD is 130bht, IIRC. Like the old place, as soon as you walk in, whoever is on queue latches on to you.

I settled in at the bar, got my 1's beer. Bought my 1st LD, and got some food. Pat, my favorite Carre Blanc girl became available, and I got her a LD too. Pretty soon, a 3rd lady joined in She earned a LD after she started licking my nipple. The LD were flying, clothes were coming off, (theirs and mine.) Then they switched to tequila shots. I had Pat sitting at the bar facing me, spread eagled, Occasionally, the 3rd lady would lick Pat's puss, (apparently they're close.).

At one point I had 1 lady on each nipple and the third one taking care of junior. Each lady took turns servicing Junior. This they did on their own, no prompting from me. So, yes I was sexually assaulted. :D Plenty of witnesses to this too, and none came to my aid. Yeah, I'll be going back for more. BTW, Pat was the best one with junior.

It all came to a crashing end, when the many Tequila shots took their toll. 2nd lady bailed to the toilet. Pat got hammered. Only the 3rd lady was OK.

Warning: Then the cashier REALLY tried to REAM me. During my previous trips I've visited Carre Blanc, and never had a problem with the bar tab. This time they overcharged me 470bht. :mad: It was brought to their attention and corrected. In spite of that, I'll be returning to Carre Blanc. I need to play with Pat some more.

This place is out in the middle of Fa-King nowhere. And I thought The Telephone bar was far. It's a converted Spanish colonial mansion. Its almost Due east of Underwater World Pattaya. In the outskirts of Jomtiem, if not in it. I got there around 6p. This is mainly an expat bar. However, when I got there, there were two other young farange drinking. They musta been staying nearby. They quickly left after I got there. There were about 9 ladies present, late twenties and up. Decent bodies for their age, IMHO.

LD is 120Bht. My beer was 65bht, IIRC. The bar is well stocked. The place also has a Jacuzzi available and a pool table.

What lured me here, was a post in a competing forum that mentioned a very petite lady working here. Nok4, (there are 4 Nok's working here,) is 4.5 ft or 1.37 meters tall, and 34 yrs old. Not a midget, just very short, proportioned to her height. Luckily, she was there. I thought she was cute. Her roommate, Nok 3 was also cute and slightly younger, with big tits. (I may return to get to know her better.).

I took Nok4 to ST room, on the premises (350Bht for the hour,) her contribution was 1000Bht. The room had hot water and AC. About the 30-40 min mark she started worrying about the time limit. I told her we had plenty of time and I'd pay extra of we went over the time. We did the usual calisthenics. It was fun playing with such a little woman, but nothing spectacular. I got her contact info, as she was interested in coming to my hotel. BTW, Rioja opens at 11a or 12p, and closes at 9p, but most of the ladies were gone by 8p.

Motocy charged me 60Bht starting from Tukcom area. They had to call a motocy for my return trip, he wanted 100Bht to go to another club near by: Camel Toe. (Review to follow.)
The Motocy didn't know about Rioja nor Camel Toe. I had to show them the location on Google map

Google "Rioja Pattaya" for location info.

This is another bar that's far out, but not in the middle of nowhere. It's on Soi 17, south of Third Road. Same Soi that Montana Bar is on, (If you're familiar with that Bar,) but here its called Soi KhoPai 10. Google search "Camel Toe Pattaya. " The second search results has pics of the ladies uniform. However, most were wearing normal street clothes, not a camel toe in sight. Not what the search result showed. I was disappointed. Also none of the ladies on that website were present.

It's behind a gate. I thought it was closed when I arrived at 8:15p, (they close at 9p.) It's bigger on the inside than how it looks from the outside. There was a decent crowd in the place. Since I had just partaken at Rioja, I was not looking for a second round. My beer was 80Bht, LD was 130Bht or 120Bht. Like many of the Gentlemen's bars, the ladies are late twenties and up, no stunners unfortunately. But that can always change. They don't have on premise rooms, one has to walk 2 min to nearby room I was told. I don't remember the cost for the room, maybe 300Bht, but ladies time was 1000Bht. Not sure if a return visit is warranted. Pic purloined from the net.

Thank you so much for the G club reviews, Java. Also to inform me of a new club I never heard of, Camel Toe. Out of Rioja, Care Blanc, and Camel Toe, which had the better girls?

Hopefully prettier than La Poste. If you've been to Club 007, Pirates. Excite, M Club, Kinnaree, how does the talent compare?

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1924048]Thank you so much for the G club reviews, Java. Also to inform me of a new club I never heard of, Camel Toe. Out of Rioja, Care Blanc, and Camel Toe, which had the better girls? Hopefully prettier than La Poste. If you've been to Club 007, Pirates. Excite, M Club, Kinnaree, how does the talent compare?[/QUOTE]IMHO, Rioja ladies slightly better looking than Camel Toe and Carre Blanc. Kinnaree probably has the best line up. I also like the lineup at 007, Club 4, Excite and the new Fairy club. I have not visited M Club on this trip. M Club has a new lineup based on their Facebook page. I have yet to visit Montana club and Le Poste aka Telephone Bar 2 as well as the original Telephone Bar. Caveat: Beauty is in the eye of the Beholder.

Is it possible? I just checked out a Pattaya Walking Street webcam ([URL]http://www.pattayastreetcams.com/walking-street-1/[/URL]) at around 3:45 AM Pattaya time and I see that the street is quite lively still. I thought things died down after 2 AM. Just looking at the webcam I can see there are plenty of nice looking girls at that time of the night. I'm getting the urge to head down to Pattaya, even though I usually avoid the place.

[QUOTE=Phuquer;1924258]Is it possible? I just checked out a Pattaya Walking Street webcam ([URL]http://www.pattayastreetcams.com/walking-street-1/[/URL]) at around 3:45 AM Pattaya time and I see that the street is quite lively still. I thought things died down after 2 AM. [/QUOTE]A lot of places close and the street opens back up for traffic at 3 or 3:30. That is why it looks lively. It is like when a movie or sporting event lets out. Nobody is standing around. They are either grabbing something to eat from a food cart, walking to the next club that is open (iBar or Flexx) or going home.

Awesome stuff. It's 5:15 there right now and I still see a ton of girls walking by that I would not hesitate to pick up. I think I might add Pattaya to my itinerary in February.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1924272]A lot of places close and the street opens back up for traffic at 3 or 3:30. That is why it looks lively. It is like when a movie or sporting event lets out. Nobody is standing around. They are either grabbing something to eat from a food cart, walking to the next club that is open (iBar or Flexx) or going home.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Phuquer;1924279]Awesome stuff. It's 5:15 there right now and I still see a ton of girls walking by that I would not hesitate to pick up. I think I might add Pattaya to my itinerary in February.[/QUOTE]You can find decent ones at Insomnia past 6 am! And then if you are desperate there may be stragglers even after 7 am.

What time is iBar / Insomnia close? I didn't know it was still open at 6 or 7 am.

[QUOTE=BananaBoi;1924723]What time is iBar / Insomnia close? I didn't know it was still open at 6 or 7 am.[/QUOTE]7 am. And many sit and eat at their Restaurant below (NY diner) before they leave. It will be early morning sunrise and water view from the Restaurant at that time!

[QUOTE=Daddy07;1922472]According to Yahoo News Pattaya, Phuket and Bangkok are among the 20 most visited cities on the Planet. I'm not surprised as the Chinese have literally invaded Pattaya in herds and droves these days despite the recent bombings and the Military coup. I've never seen Walking Street so crowded and its low season. I think there are more tourist buses and motor coaches here per capita than any other place in the world. They are clogging every street and Soi in the city.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/these-are-the-20-most-visited-1492319279325238/photo-19-pattaya-1471002852526.html[/QUOTE]I am planning to take a Chinese tour of Thailand which will pass through Pattaya so I will be among those masses of tourists.

[QUOTE=ChrisLong;1923018]Soi 11/ Soi Honey MPs: the best in my opinion are the two at the corner of Soi 11 and Soi Buakhao. Again beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it fluctuates but these two always seem to have some hotties available. The MPs on this street will have girls available 24/7 it fluctuates but the two at the far end will often have a dozen or more girls available as late as 3,4,5,or 6 am, again it fluctuates but often have some super hotties available at that hour of the morning as well. Pricing is 1000 short time in house and 300 for takeout. I always take out. Some of the MPs here have decent rooms and decent beds but many just have a row of mats laying on the floor with curtains separating them. Have had an occasional Prima Donna ask for 1500 for herself.
Chris.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the wide-ranging report, Chris.

If it's 11 am and someone wants to get laid in Pattaya, what is there to do? Turning to your report, I went to a Soi Honey Massage Parlor. I'd never been there before, but I confirm the best girls are in the first two from Soi Buakhao. The first one is called Paradise Massage, and that's where I went. I picked a girl named Niko. Slightly taller than average but still short enough for my taste, skin relatively light, a bright smile, small but firm tits, pretty thin, and a great attitude. She asked 200 for massage and 1000 for extras up to and including full service. I paid her 1200 plus 100 baht tip because she was really good.

We started by pretending she would give me a proper massage with me lying face down on the bed, but it quickly degenerated into her teasing my scrotum and my perineum. When she kissed my neck it sent shivers down my spine. After the flip, I got a competent hand job and an excellent BBBJ. She could have made me come right there and then, and she knew it, but she wanted the full-service price, so she put a condom on.

She did a cowgirl and tried the old trick of making me come fast by jumping up and down my pole like the energizer bunny, but I took control of the situation and flipped her through a few positions, which she seemed to enjoy. As I was getting to the doggystyle, she stuck a finger up my arse and that was it I just shot my load. Not my longest performance, but sometimes short sessions don't leave you with a lasting afterglow. This one was so satisfying at every stage that it did.

I may take my "lunch break" in that area more often in the future.

Only downside is, as Chris said, the rooms are shitty. In the future I'll do some research into short-time hotels. On Walking Street I always use Oasis on Soi Happy because it's classy, but I'll have to find another address near Soi Happy / Soi LK Metro. Can't be that difficult.

Las Vegas 3 on Soi 13/1 is closed. This gogo was a Naughty afternoon place, with the ladies going pantyless. Much fun was had there. At the start of the Soi is Las Vegas 2. I had hoped the naughty ladies from 3 had relocated here, but alas it was not meant to be. I got me a 110 Bht SML, and parked near the AC. There were 6 ladies present. The one that latched on to me was way over the expiration date and was pantyless, (of course.) There was a nekkid dancer on stage as well. None of the 6 dancers appealed to me. However, there was one Dude who was having the time of his life: he was muff diving one lady, finished with her and started on another. :eek: I half way drank my SML and got the hell out of there.

Next stop was The Telephone Bar, one of my favorite places in Pattaya. I had visited on my previous trips. Surprise! Totally new Lineup. All my favorites were gone. Even the bartender and cashier were new.

SML are 110 Bht, LD is 150 Bht. They don't wear panties here. Buy a LD, and the tube dress comes off. There were 9 ladies present and me.

They were a little standoffish as I had passed on the lady that was on queue. That all changed when I bought a LD for the gal on my right. This chick is no waif. She was firm and a hard body. Not your Typical Thai bar girl. I had only intended to check out the Telephone Bar before I entered the place, and wasn't in a BF mood upon my reception. :( But Big and Sexy started to change my mind.

As I had done before on previous trips, I bought another Lady a LD, and kept her til she finished it, and then picked another Lady, while also keeping Big and Sexy at my side with her hands down my shorts. :)

Finally it was time to go to the ST room. Big and Sexy did NOT disappoint. She gave as good as she got. She's as kinky and twisted as Me. No holes barred, rimming, FaceFukin, DT, total PSE. She could take a pounding too. This chick like to Fucgk! Oh My Buddha!! She was, dare I say it: Brazilian Like! :D

I've seen her again, and it was just as good the Second time.

The Telephone bar is not for everyone. I hear the usual complaints, that the ladies there are not the youngest, nor prettiest. That the bar is Dark for a reason. But I've had some great times there. The Telephone Bar is to me, what Las Vegas 2 is to that Muff Diving MoFo. BTW, Big and Sexy is 37 yrs old, maybe 140 Lbs. But Man, we clicked and she got Mad Skills. To be repeated.
Telephone Bar opens at 9a and closes at 10p. Go to it's Sister bar, Le Poste on Soi Lengkee. They have a flyer for the Telephone bar with map and a coupon for a first free drink.

Passion is located in Jomtien, at the end of a Soi way off the main road, Thappraya Rd. It's on the same Soi as Pacific Jomtiem Hotel, (Google map it.) It's in a walled in compound. There were 11 ladies present when I visited. It opens at 1p, but it's best to get there about 2:30p, when all the ladies have arrived. Thursday is bikini day. (They have small pool.) Friday and Sunday they have a free BBQ. Saturday is Lingerie Day, but the Ladies are still covered up too much. LD drinks are 125Bht, (it's a small cocktail.) BF is 400Bht, which is paid before to the lady prior to going to the room. The ladies fee is 1000Bht. The bar is well stocked, SML was 110Bht. There were some doable ladies present. It's a mixed bunch, with young and old, but no 19yr old. Some could work at Kinnaree. Reason I went: an ex-M Club, Ex-Excite Club babe now works there. They close at 9 p so as not to disturb the upscale residential neighborhood its in. They'll have to call or you'll have to call a moto taxi to come get you, (100Bht fare.) It's sorta a PIA, to get there and back.

[URL]http://passionpattaya.com/[/URL]

I did not see the ladies on the website.

[URL]https://web.facebook.com/passionpattaya/?_rdr[/URL]

Their Facebook page got them in trouble with the Boys in Brown not too long ago. Which resulted in a temporary closure. All the offensive post have been removed.