Girl unfriendly apartment
I have been coming to Sao Paulo for several years and have stayed at hotels, Airbnb's and condos. Currently I am in a very nice condo with a kitchen and even cooked breakfast for my last guest. However, last night I had a new guest come and the receptionist would not let her in. I don't speak Portuguese but the girl translated through the speaker for me. I told her I paid for two guests and should not be restricted. She said I have to send ID to the management company and have their approval before she would let her in. We decided to go to a local love hotel which was ok but she had planned to stay with me until early morning in the condo. So far this is the first place that actually refused entry for a girl. I will talk with a different reception person today to see what I can do about it. Unfortunately I booked this through the weekend and Tuesday next week when I fly back to pussy prison.
So, I guess it can happen. At this place you cannot even show the girl's ID. The guest has to be first approved by their management. I was going to get a different hotel for the night but she wanted to do the love motel because it was only 80 reals and walking distance. She likes to save my money. I was one of her first clients when she came to Sao Paulo and we have kept in touch for years.
I like to have my regulars like her stay with me for several hours and now I feel restricted. Hmmm always something to learn. Guess I will research a nice love hotel. If anyone has a suggestion, I am at the north end of Vila Mariana at the start of Avenida Paulista.
For reference I have never had a problem at the Marriott Executive Apartments, Hiltons, and many smaller hotels. Apartments from [URL]Booking.com[/URL] were ok if they did not have a reception just a key.
Nearby Love Motel Reviews
For Airbnb Bros, Condo guys, self check-in apartment Dudes. Have a PLAN for getting the garota out of your place. Guys spend a lot of time figuring out how to get hot garota in to your place. More important is your plan for getting her ass OUT of your place peacefully. If you don't understand rapid fire garotas that are TPM ing when they are damn upset and unhappy due to misunderstanding. Shit can go south quick. I will repost my review of lovey dovey no tell motels.
With Moema or Scandallo as a starting point.
Sao Paulo. Love motels.
Andar de Cima. Sutes. Centro, So Paulo (erotic fun suites, short Uber from Casarao, next door to Love Cabaret, suites suitable for threesome, foursome all night, marola friendly, credit card accepted, need ID at reception, extra charge for two or more garotas, great service, fun party atmosphere in suites).
Motel Colonial Palace (fucking best economical deal on the budget, decent pool, excellent food, and breakfast, short Uber from Scandallo, suitable for threesome, foursome all night, marola friendly, credit card accepted, need ID at reception, extra charge for two or more garotas, great service, damn uber drivers prefer pickup outside instead of meeting in suites, the religious uber drivers never come inside, only outside drop-off, or pick up or they cancel the ride).
Lush Motel (unidade Ipiranga) (pool with toys, modern suites, short Uber from Scandallo decent size pool, suitable for threesome, all night, foursome are a bit tight, marola friendly, credit card accepted, need ID at reception, extra charge for two or more garotas, great service).
Secrets Motel are. Sebastopol, 47 - Vila Inglesa, So Paulo (nice daytime midpoint place to meet garotas when they live far away, suites average, marola friendly, credit card accepted, need ID at reception, marola friendly, service sucks, order iFood).
Hotel For Lovers, one minute walk from Jabaqura Metro.
Are. Dos Jequitibs, 261 - Jardim Oriental, (the rooms suck, the service sucks, and the price is cheap mas barrato, order iFood, however, the location for afternoon meetup, no Uber needed. Garotas takes the metro to Jabaquara Metro, walks less than one minute to the motel, a good meet-up spot when there is rain, afternoon thunderstorms, and traffic backed up for miles, and promised to meet at 5 pm, nothing else to recommend about the place). Garotas can leave by metro or onibus, easy in easy out for them).
Swing Motel, no Morumbi, So Paulo (far from scandallo, 20 min uber from Moema, erotic fun suites, suites suitable but tight for threesome, marola friendly, credit card accepted, need ID at reception, extra charge for more garotas, ok service, colorful suites).
In Rio.
Panda Motel Botafogo, (top end suites with fvcking large ass pool, suitable for threesome, foursome all night, marola friendly, credit card accepted, need ID at reception, extra charge for two or more garotas, great service in tuxedos, short Uber from Monte Carlos).
Motel Motor Inn.
Deslumbre Motor Inn motel.
Av. Atlntica, 3621 - Interlagos, So Paulo. SP.
(far from Scandallo, 30 min Uber from Moema, it is easier to meet the "live far away" Garota at this spot, some live fuvking one or two hours away. Nothing special, it is located by the water, suites are fine nothing to get excited about. Marola friendly, credit card accepted, need ID at reception, extra charge for more garotas, slow service, basic rooms, blue tooth doesn't work. Best to order iFood, poorly trained receptionist are too damn slow).
Motel My Flowers.
Avenida doutor Ricardo Jafet 1188 (suites with small to medium size pool, suitable for threesome, tight for foursome, just ok place, marola friendly, credit card accepted, need ID at reception, extra charge for two or more garotas, below average service).
Motel LE Nid.
Av. Washington Lus, 1003 - Chcara Flora, So Paulo.
It 10 min from Secrets Motel, 25 from Moema, 35 min Scandallo, nothing stands out.
Location is easier to meet the "live far away"garota daytime the ones that live one or two hours away. Nothing special, suites are fine nothing to get excited about. Marola friendly, credit card accepted, need ID at reception, extra charge for more garotas, average service.
I don't remember a lot.
Motel Asturias. Av. Das Naes Unidas, 7715 - Pinheiros, So Paulo. SP.
(went there but the garotas didn't want to stay. , it is an old fashioned dated place Motel Asturia has a heated pool we didn't stay don't remember why, the better suites were occupied, it is an old fashioned dated place, we bailed and went elsewhere.
Intense Motel Rua Arnaldo Magniccaro, 489 - Interlagos, So Paulo. SP, (suites with small to medium size Jazcuzxi suitable for a threesome, decent ok place, Marola friendly, credit card accepted, need ID at reception, extra charge for two or more garotas, good to average service, another spot to for afternoon rendezvous with live far away garotas.).
Crush Motel. So Paulo So Paulo.
Av. Dr. Ricardo Jafet, 1862 - Vila Mariana, So Paulo. SP.
(5 min Uber from Scandallos, the exterior is lit up like Christmas, inside the rooms stuff doesn't work, the service stinks, and the price is expensive due to being near Scandallo.
The suites are suitable very tight for a threesome, marola friendly, credit card accepted, need ID at reception, extra charge for more garotas, slow ass, and dumb service).
Prestige Motel So Paulo Prestige Motel So Paulo. Av. Dr. Ricardo Jafet, 1166.
(5 min Uber from Scandallo went there with three 3 scandals garotas, they liked the place, the higher-end suites are better, jacuzzi, pool, small romantic, erotic chocolates throughout the room, modern suites, short Uber from Scandallo decent size pool, suitable for foursome, marola friendly, credit card accepted, need ID at reception, extra charge for two or more garotas, solid good service).
In the love motels, they have sex toys, creams, lotions, and fun stuff, I let the garota fantasies go wild!! Let them order sexy lingerie, kinky stripper gstrings on the menu to boost to the level of Brazilian wild ass IoP. Favorite item is three packs of garganta profunda throat spray. Easier for a pair of young 20-year-old newbie brancas to compete in deep throat contests, swallowing down to the balls in lickable cherry, strawberry, mint, or chiclet flavors. No gagging either. Kkk.
Uber remembers all these addresses in Uber cache and brings them up at the most inappropriate times or sends stupid message "hey you went to Secrets motel 1 am yesterday, there are five Uber drivers nearby ready to take you to Secrets motel again in five minutes. ". I setup two seperate uber accounts with local phones number and two different email address. Uber make it easy to switch between profiles to keep the love motels profile not available to prying jealous eyes kkk.
I found the motel guide hard to navigate.
Go. [URL]guiademoteis.com.br[/URL].
Thanks for the great list!
[QUOTE=Tochka;3039649]For Airbnb Bros, Condo guys, self check-in apartment Dudes. Have a PLAN for getting the garota out of your place. Guys spend a lot of time figuring out how to get hot garota in to your place. More important is your plan for getting her ass OUT of your place peacefully. If you don't understand rapid fire garotas that are TPM ing when they are damn upset and unhappy due to misunderstanding. Shit can go south quick. I will repost my review of lovey dovey no tell motels.
With Moema or Scandallo as a starting point.
Sao Paulo. Love motels..[/QUOTE]Thank you very much! I will take advantage of the list.