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Just a few funny stories I've heard in FKK that came back to my mind:

- This weird guy famous among all the girls in Goldentime, his intro is not "Hi", "Hello", "My name is...", "What's your name" or whatever but checks each girl of the club with a direct: "Do you do Anal?".

- Another guy in Happy Garden, approaching each girl with a A4 paper and asking if anyone would like to shit on it so he could eat it.

- And this guy in Bernd's trying to convince a girl for bare back sex by claiming he makes a test each week.

- My favorite: a couple of young guys visiting Goldentime for the first time, they were so horny but had no money to pay a girl, so they finished together jerking off in the shower!

- And of course plenty of stories from the girls about those stupid guys writing on the Internet...

I hope no one has recognized himself....:D

[QUOTE=Dedalus]Hey Guys,

I am also fan of map reading and an instinctual radar, but I also understand that practicality of using a GPS if you are not familiar with the directions.

However, just ask Beffen, FKK Lover and another Gent who was with us, how helpful the GPS was when trying to navigate us through some unexpected NRW Autobahnbaustelle. Thank goodness for some one's sense of divine radar, eh fellows?

Cheers,

Dedalus, whose sense of radar failed miserably Wednesday night coming back to Frankfurt from Oase. :-((([/QUOTE]
...exactly.

Use a GPS by all means, but don't rely only on a navigation system when travelling to unfamiliar territory. Study a map, understand the general direction, download directions from specific landmarks, become familiar with the terrain, road system, etc. Let the GPS direct you, but if anything goes wrong with the nav system, you won't be lsot in the woods.

I'm very familiar with GPS and I've used the technology even before it was available for civilian purposes, as part of the military test group. Believe me it is not failsafe. It understands geographic way points which are digitized, not misspelled analog German names. Batteries fail, satellites are sometimes not in view, some systems require extensive rebooting, it's oral directions are sometimes unclear.

It pays to prepare. I often have a GPS In my rental car as a default, but almost never need to use it. I have gotten lost on occasions, but found my way using the references and understanding of the lay of the land. With the internet it's a cinch to find them.

Njoy.

I have had great success by using google earth/maps to help me visualize a route I would take, using the aerial photographs to spot landmarks I can use to tell if I have gone too far, or not far enough. In the last two years I have never had trouble finding a place, for which I had a real street address, spot on the first trial.

This is not real time, of course. It means prepping for the trip before getting into the car, perhaps printing out several maps or lists of directions. Less time getting lost means more time in the clubs!

Mark

[QUOTE=Iseeu]
I'm very familiar with GPS and I've used the technology even before it was available for civilian purposes, as part of the military test group.[/QUOTE]

Ah, now all is clear! I knew there must be some explanation behind your obsession with sex and your apparent ability to "spritz" whenever you need to! Clearly you were given some kind of test Viagra, secretly developed by the military, which gave you a lifetime of wood! It turned a normal GI into some kind of abberation or Super-Monger! Thanks for explaining this...

[QUOTE=Toscana]There was a long discussion on another board about this. A guy wanted to bring his wife, so that she could go with her own girls. [/QUOTE]

I've seen this happen at Palace, Atlantis and Oase. So just call and ask.

Hessen Bub

and ability for location finding and homing in on a target is pretty much fully consumed in trying to ensure a good session within the FKK/Club walls. It generally is pretty reliable statistically with the inevitable false readings that do occur with any technology. I write those off to the technology, operator error that is a more likely explanation, and "the fog of war". My estrogen detector does lose calibration now and again and I then find myself targeting in a club environment those who are just starting their periods if they know it or not. This is frustrating and calls for a return to the shop for adjustment.

For road navigation - I do like the assurance of a GPS since my capacity for self-navigation does suffer due to the above. YMMV.

[QUOTE=Ortos]Ah, now all is clear! I knew there must be some explanation behind your obsession with sex and your apparent ability to "spritz" whenever you need to! Clearly you were given some kind of test Viagra, secretly developed by the military, which gave you a lifetime of wood! It turned a normal GI into some kind of abberation or Super-Monger! Thanks for explaining this...[/QUOTE]Aberration or...Super Monger? - well if the cape, mask and tights are available I'm proud to serve as the standard bearer for my fellow mongers. Someone's got to do it :-)

Actually, the simple explanation is that I was given the coordinates of a top secret military site out in New Mexico, to which I navigated with my trusty GPS device. Hidden away by the military, deep under the ground, in a cave in the midst of a vast desert there's a big hot shiny rock. As a member of the test group I was given special goggles to avoid searing my irises from the intense heat. I carefully approached it and touched my dick to the stone.

Ever since, I've been obsessed with sex, can shpritz whenever I want, have a constant boner, and have this super-cool way with women speaking mostly non-American dialects. An aberration- no it's Super Monger!

Ortos- thanks for the ego building. LOL

I heard something from George Karlan that made me crack up. His favorite position is 71. A 71 is 69 with two fingers up your ass. LOL

Ciao,

I'd like to ask information to expert fkk-fan.

Till now I visited once Oase, once Colosseum and thrice Palace.

I wanted to try to plan to visit Artimis (being sure about nudity of the girl. For me important) but I read on another forum that there girl walk around in bikini, sometimes in topless. About this I mean in general as I know quite all FKK have dessous day or so on, but website are usually clear.

Not always thay are clear about normal days (completely naked or not.).

So I'd like to ask if someone could be so kind to write down a list telling which FKK are really FKK. Girl completely naked. (among the most famous fkk.). Till now I know that Oase, Palace, Colosseum, Bernd's, World, Sudbad are nude. PHG, GT, Samya, Artemis. are not.

About this, how are Livingroom, Fkk-Stuttgart.

Thank to all,

CT

hi! did you find an answer?

[quote=grapelli]i'm hoping to make a first-time visit to oase soon, and i've read some of the material about getting there by public transport, and i'm still not clear!

my plan is to stay at a mercure hotel in friedrichsdorf, and i know that i should take the s-5, but it looks as if there are several stops in friedrichsdorf, and i'm not sure which one i should use. from the hotel, i'd take a taxi, especially since i've read about how difficult it can be to find oase even when you're close! afterward, i'll be close to my hotel, and should have just a short taxi ride back to the hotel, i hope.

so, can anyone tell me which s-bahn stop i should use?[/quote]

CT

you can add Flamingo Island, nr. Karlsruhe and Finca Erotica, Dierdorf. They should have most of the girls naked.

I am wondering do the clubs FKK and Partytreff mind if you bring your own robe? I saw some mongers with their own robes at World and not sure if the other clubs, Oase, Selm etc mind if you bring your own robe.

[QUOTE=Hamboner]I am wondering do the clubs FKK and Partytreff mind if you bring your own robe? I saw some mongers with their own robes at World and not sure if the other clubs, Oase, Selm etc mind if you bring your own robe.[/QUOTE]I think you will be ok, although Im not 100% sure.

[QUOTE=Hamboner]I am wondering do the clubs FKK and Partytreff mind if you bring your own robe? I saw some mongers with their own robes at World and not sure if the other clubs, Oase, Selm etc mind if you bring your own robe.[/QUOTE]


I don't see any reason they would object. I bring my own shoes and no one has complained. However, I don't see the point in bringing a robe since the ones they provide are quite adequate and clean.

[QUOTE=Hamboner]I am wondering do the clubs FKK and Partytreff mind if you bring your own robe? I saw some mongers with their own robes at World and not sure if the other clubs, Oase, Selm etc mind if you bring your own robe.[/QUOTE]

I have seen a few guys wearing robes, but they stick out like a sore thumb. Why would you want to look like the odd guy out? Surely you can't be that shy.