Bangkok Reports

Okay: This will highly amuse any reader. I was on this website 4 years ago during a wonderful trip to Ecuador, when I wrote a "Report of Distinction" comparing the wonderful clubs of Quito. User name then was Newbie007. Those were wild times for me, and wonderful. A whole new world opened up. Have not done anything remotely like that since then.

I am traveling to Bangkok on a cruise, and will be there two days, in early April of 2013.

Get this: I am going with my Mother!

Nevertheless, I would like to investigate how to hook up with a gorgeous and friendly companion, for a "GFE" for a couple of days. I have no idea how I will sell this to my 81-year old mother yet. She is quite young at heart, and indeed, as a widow whose husband had no libido for years, she still yearns for a life of passion. Some people never get old. Their body just falls apart.

First, is this the correct forum to ask the following questions:

1. Any advice on how to carefully research a GFE for a couple of days in Bangkok? This maneuver must be orchestrated with great care. Indeed, I would like to find someone who is intelligent and who might even be able to act as a local guide of sorts. I do, however, insist on a gorgeous creature who oozes sexuality. What happens will be determined by the unfolding Tao. As many recognize, there is much benefit in having a real intellectual connection with a friendly stranger in a foreign land.

2. How to find such a young lady?

3. How much should I expect to reasonably pay for two days of GFE? In dollar equivalents?

4. You may laugh and chuckle privately, but please don't belittle me. I am using this trip as a scouting opportunity. I have to go to Bangkok on this cruise in any event. With my mother- and I want to get the lay of the land. I will likely return under different circumstances. I think I may also be stopping elsewhere in Thailand. I will need to check.

5. For anyone interested, the trip starts in Bejing, and then goes to Hong Kong, then Vietnam, and then winds its way around to Thailand. I plan to have a lot of fun, and to take care of Mother along the way. Since I have so much lead time, I can carefully plan and gather up the collective wisdom of the sages in this group.

Many thanks,

Tinamou

[QUOTE=Tinamou; 1340780]Okay: This will highly amuse any reader. I was on this website 4 years ago during a wonderful trip to Ecuador, when I wrote a "Report of Distinction" comparing the wonderful clubs of Quito. User name then was Newbie007. Those were wild times for me, and wonderful. A whole new world opened up. Have not done anything remotely like that since then.

I am traveling to Bangkok on a cruise, and will be there two days, in early April of 2013.

Many thanks,

Tinamou[/QUOTE]Sounds like an awesome time, I'd like to suggest you go on a website and make a connection with a lady or multiple ladies until you find one you have a connection with. This should be good and there are many websites such as DIA, and others.

This is Bangkok, you can get any kind of action you desire, however the areas you'll have to visit may not be suitable for Mom. Just saying, Therefore, try an internet dating site and this will allow you time to make some sort of connection.

Don't worry, all girls will do it, some quicker than others, However if you're nice and present your self in an attractive way, you'll have the time of your life. With or with out Mom.

And DIA would be? I've searched here and on Google and found nothing. Of all the Thai dating sites I know of, the women almost universally state that they're not looking for tourists on holiday to hook up with.

[QUOTE=Monte3; 1340823]Sounds like an awesome time, I'd like to suggest you go on a website and make a connection with a lady or multiple ladies until you find one you have a connection with. This should be good and there are many websites such as DIA, and others.

This is Bangkok, you can get any kind of action you desire, however the areas you'll have to visit may not be suitable for Mom. Just saying, Therefore, try an internet dating site and this will allow you time to make some sort of connection.

Don't worry, all girls will do it, some quicker than others, However if you're nice and present your self in an attractive way, you'll have the time of your life. With or with out Mom.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SexPerimenter;1340840]And DIA would be? I've searched here and on Google and found nothing.[/QUOTE]You have not searched well.

Go to the abbreviation sector and you will see what DIA means

There are so many LB on it, I thought it meant, DIA= Dick in Ass.

[QUOTE=Tinamou; 1340780]Okay: This will highly amuse any reader. I was on this website 4 years ago during a wonderful trip to Ecuador, when I wrote a "Report of Distinction" comparing the wonderful clubs of Quito. User name then was Newbie007. Those were wild times for me, and wonderful. A whole new world opened up. Have not done anything remotely like that since then.

I am traveling to Bangkok on a cruise, and will be there two days, in early April of 2013.

Get this: I am going with my Mother!

Nevertheless, I would like to investigate how to hook up with a gorgeous and friendly companion, for a "GFE" for a couple of days. I have no idea how I will sell this to my 81-year old mother yet. She is quite young at heart, and indeed, as a widow whose husband had no libido for years, she still yearns for a life of passion. Some people never get old. Their body just falls apart.

First, is this the correct forum to ask the following questions:

1. Any advice on how to carefully research a GFE for a couple of days in Bangkok? This maneuver must be orchestrated with great care. Indeed, I would like to find someone who is intelligent and who might even be able to act as a local guide of sorts. I do, however, insist on a gorgeous creature who oozes sexuality. What happens will be determined by the unfolding Tao. As many recognize, there is much benefit in having a real intellectual connection with a friendly stranger in a foreign land.

2. How to find such a young lady?

3. How much should I expect to reasonably pay for two days of GFE? In dollar equivalents?

4. You may laugh and chuckle privately, but please don't belittle me. I am using this trip as a scouting opportunity. I have to go to Bangkok on this cruise in any event. With my mother- and I want to get the lay of the land. I will likely return under different circumstances. I think I may also be stopping elsewhere in Thailand. I will need to check.

5. For anyone interested, the trip starts in Bejing, and then goes to Hong Kong, then Vietnam, and then winds its way around to Thailand. I plan to have a lot of fun, and to take care of Mother along the way. Since I have so much lead time, I can carefully plan and gather up the collective wisdom of the sages in this group.

Many thanks,

Tinamou[/QUOTE]I never understand how anyone on here can recommend a particular lady or what you are asking for. You may be a total AH and slob as far I know.

You will have to come here and go to the spots suggested in the forum. It is not hard to find what you want, but I thnk it is in your interest and just do, to do the leg work to earn it.

[QUOTE=SexPerimenter;1340840]And DIA would be? I've searched here and on Google and found nothing. Of all the Thai dating sites I know of, the women almost universally state that they're not looking for tourists on holiday to hook up with.[/QUOTE]Yes, that's what they write. Serious, not for fun, the list goes on. Positive code words / phrases. Can take care, generous, supportive. You have to read in between the lines a bit to find suitable leads. Don't spend a lot of time chatting, contact them just before or after you arrive. If you write saying "I'm here now lets meet for (blank)" you will get lucky eventually. If they give up their phone number quickly thats a good sign too. Meet them somewhere neutral, not your hotel.

Josh

[QUOTE=Luvpuss;1340856]There are so many LB on it, I thought it meant, DIA= Dick in Ass.[/QUOTE]HAHAHAHAHAHAH I never use it, just hear everyone say they hooked up on it. I'll be lookn at them in a different light thats for sure.)

There are so many, Thai Love Links, HAHAHAH Too fucking funny!

[QUOTE=SexPerimenter;1340840]And DIA would be? I've searched here and on Google and found nothing. Of all the Thai dating sites I know of, the women almost universally state that they're not looking for tourists on holiday to hook up with.[/QUOTE]So what are you going to do? Stay in at night?

[QUOTE=Crazy4Thai;1340516]I think Nic was just joshin Josh Inyu. I think he's here mostly to annoy people .[/QUOTE]LOL. Nic is, in his own words "a fucking idiot".

[QUOTE=SexPerimenter;1340840]And DIA would be? I've searched here and on Google and found nothing. Of all the Thai dating sites I know of, the women almost universally state that they're not looking for tourists on holiday to hook up with.[/QUOTE]Re-arrange these words Asia In Date.

99% of the men and women on these dating sites lie.

They say "no tourist, no sex talk, bad man stay away" etc. Get to know them and they will offer long time for 1500 baht. LOL.

I have done hundreds from the dating sites. But it gets boring doing all the same talking over and over again.

[QUOTE=Josh Inyu; 1340635]Nic,

I was there about the same time. Upstairs was packed with Japanese / Korean / Whatever. Too many girls there now with bad tit jobs. Sailor Moon hairstyles, schoolgirl outfits, trance music are made to order for that audience. I think the place is in a down phase for the last few years.

Josh[/QUOTE]I think you're right, it's in a down phase lately but a few months ago was booming full of Japanese everytime I went there.

[QUOTE=Luvpuss; 1340857]I never understand how anyone on here can recommend a particular lady or what you are asking for. You may be a total AH and slob as far I know.

You will have to come here and go to the spots suggested in the forum. It is not hard to find what you want, but I thnk it is in your interest and just do, to do the leg work to earn it.[/QUOTE]You are correct, but given the situation, the two days. Whichever way it will not work out. He should be happy to go to an oily or soapie and enjoy two hours there. Or, at the best, take a girl for a ST from a gogo.

Period.

[QUOTE=Dreams;1340660]But frankly, I don't think NF, neither me, care about what your insults, and guesses about who we are! So continue your speculations if that's what turns you on![/QUOTE]I cannot agree more.

I was out there a few years back and now I am bringing some friends. Last time I hit the after school bar (BJ bar) on soi cowboy, a few bars in nana and went to the eden club as well. I want to do all these things again but I was wondering since the flood that happened if anything has changed or shut down? Also any suggestions of places I may have missed? I just want to get a basic itinerary of must do or cool places to go. The rest can be left up to the imagination and randomness. I also am going to be staying at the Amari residence near NaNA. I heard it was a nice place just on a side street. Any suggestions? Or dos or donts? Look forward to some feedback and as always. I will post a play by play when I get back down here!