NOTED but it's a NO GO for me
[QUOTE=HKMonger;2997509]I was going to say something similar. That's about the experience you are going to have as a first timer. Especially if you are going for volume fucking, meaning fucking as many girls as you can in the shortest time possible. It's like they can smell a newbie and the sharks start circling. It's a lot different if you are a regular and can take your time and be more selective. Also, it makes a difference if they know you are coming back next weekgives you a lot more clout.
A couple points here from the original post.
"My main complaints like the rest of Tijuana clubs in general is the all cash aspect. I hate having to take out ones or break down my bills to smaller bills. Plus the fucking tipping is out of fucking control. Everyone in these clubs want a fucking tip. I was about to pull down my pants and let them suck my tip towards the end if they wanted it so bad. "
If you are not from a tipping culture I guess it can be a little off-putting. Just say no if you don't want tip to the girls. As for the waiters, they make their money on tips, so it is conventional to give them a tip if you order drinks. You don't have to tip them for any other reason, though. As for the cash aspect, maybe it lacks convenience and requires more planning ahead, but I don't mind it because at least cash is anonymous. I don't really want a record of what I am doing down there. Also, I would never want the club to control the money flow for the girls services.
"We headed upstairs and had to use the ATM. $15 fee to get my money out."
Personally, I always bring the amount of money I need for the night with me to avoid using the ATM. You always are going to be hit with some predatory fee if you use an ATM on the premises.
"I must have talked to 6-8 girls and all but two would (n't)?? Give me a BBBJ. It was insane. All had the same line saying that the club wouldn't allow it and they were looking out for their health. "
This is BS. The club doesn't care at all what you do in the room. The girls are like independent contractors in that respect.
"The place is too fucking loud as well. You can barely talk to a girl and once you do you have to pay for her drink to do so. In SP / Rio they have quieter places you can chat a girl with and just hang out"
As Nothing mentioned, the vibe is a little more chill Sun-Wed, with your best deals probably being Mon or Tuesday. Of course, HK will likely still have top talent those days but Chicago and Tropical will be slower.
"Another thing I didn't like was that the girls could keep their phones and half of them would be on it at all times. This is another aspect that Brazil gets right. Girls can't have their phones while out. Keeps them engaged. "
This might not be a bed Idea. This is especially true in Chavelas where it's like cell phone city. However, some of the girls look so board in there even with their phones, I would hate to see what they looked like without them!
A couple tips for first timers.
1) Don't say you are from wherever you are from. Just tell them you live in LA or SD. Makes it seem like you have the potential to come back soon.
2) Don't ask a lot of newb questions. This can be tough one, but if you are asking questions about the club like you've never been there before this a tell for the girls.
3) Don't throw your money around wildly. Regulars don't do this. Making it rain and busting out tips for for every girl that comes by is a newb maneuver. It's also guaranteed to get the sharks circling and also you are going to have about 10 pushy waiters at you table.
4) Hold off negotiating the price/services as long as you can. I know some people disagree with this but I feel like once you have looked them into doing X Y and Z for $120 or so you may have brought the price down slightly but you are surely on the road to a more mechanical session. And if you don't negotiate, you are under no obligation to pay more than the standard rate, which is like 100-120.[/QUOTE]TIPPING.
I'm from the USA so I understand tipping cultured and its fucking BS.
Importing that shit to mexico is like importing LA girl mindset to the girls.
Like who wants that? Shit should be contained and not spreading.
And I mean every motherfucker wanted a tip. The doorguy, the waiters, the security guys, the guys at the hotel, the girls, etc.
Its like their little kids begging for money and it's offputting.
In Brazil they don't have this stupid tipping culture but I do tip some people like the DJ at scan to put my music or some waiters when they help a brother out with a girl or some extra stuff.
So I'm not opposed to it but it's stupid you want a tip for doing your job like you're not getting paid.
ATM.
Yea I should have brought more money.
Atms in the usa at strip clubs would be about the same. Even in SP more or less.
Its just annoying it wasnt like 10 $ or less.
BBBJ.
Yea I know this was bullshit. I called them out every single time but it's like a pre scripted thing for 90% of the girls I talked to.
It was crazy it was that high.
Like I said I've been to a few places around the world but never met so many girls in a row saying the exact same shit.
Its like they don't go to the clinic or something to get tested like you're supposed to.
I told them I get tested frequently and they looked at me like I was the insane one and not the other way around.
It was actually kinda nasty to think some of these girls don't get tested on a regualr basis.
In SP most clubs requires the girls to bring a test results every 2-3 weeks.
Idk if HK has a similar policy but I doubt it since most girls said they didn't want to pay for something like that all the time.
NOISE.
Just to preface I'm 29 and not 69.
I'm used to clubs and loud ish places but this aspect was just super annoying.
No matter what club you went it was always blasting some shitty rap / mexican music turned up to 100 all the time or have a loud ass live band near.
The only place that was sort of quite was the top level in HK but I doubt most girls would want to walk all the way up there just to talk for a bit.
I don't blame them either.
SP clubs have like resturant area where you can dine and they have like light jazz music or keep the volume to like 40% so you can have a nice talk with a girl over some dinner and drinks.
They also have smoking areas that are quite too.
Most have club areas where music is loud but contained if you want that too.
Overall they got their shit together and the mexican clubs are just a mess of a place.
PHONES.
This should be policy so girls have to give a shit.
They are working and so they need to act like it.
If they get bored they can work at KFC or McDonalds.
Since I'm paying for the girls drink when I talk to them I better have their full fucking attention.
OVERALL.
Not my kind of place.
There are other places like montreal that I feel are better for my liking and needs.
DR perhaps?
I just know I will never go back to Tijuana since it lacks so many things that make it a real relaxing spot.
Feels like a Reno to Sao paulo's Las Vegas.