Delayed Bomboa Report + Gauguin Part 2 1/29/26 (Thursday)
Currently I am back home in the States and am feeling the Brazil withdrawal effects. You are right Steve 9696, this is bad. Acclimating to normal life again has been difficult. Below is my report on my Day 3 in SP at Gauguin + Bomboa.
I was debating whether or not to share the rest of my experiences of my Sao Paulo trip, because my first night at Scandallo was the apex of my trip. But I originally said I would, and I try to be a man of my word, so here is Part 3. Currently writing the last part, which will hopefully be done in the next day or two.
Day 3: 1/29/26 (Thursday).
Due to my high amount spent at Scandallo the previous night, I planned on taking it easier on night 3. The weather forecast called for rain the entire night. I arrived at Gauguin the same time as the first night. I had arranged to meet with Camilla, the girl who approached me the first night while I was eating dinner after my session. She has long dark brown hair, natural be cups, a sleeve of tattoos on her left arm, and the stereotypical big Brazilian bunda. After arriving, it took me a minute but I finally spotted her. We hugged, I got us both caipirinhas, and we got a table to have more privacy together. My plan was to session with her, stay for a bit, then head to Bomboa.
There was what seemed to be a comedian on stage doing some stand up comedy. I did not understand a single joke he said, so I focused on Camila. I started the interview process again, making sure that the price and services we discussed the first night were still good. She told me her normal price was 1000, the 700 quote was just for that night. We settled on 750, GFE BBBJ included. I confirmed it was ok to pay her afterwards. She says no, payment first, and would not budge. I cursed at myself silently. I totally had forgotten to ask her that question the first night. (The lesson here is pretty obvious: confirm all details before meeting up.).
I debated whether to bail and go to Bomboa, or stay and take a chance with her. I thought back to my previous experiences. On one of my best ever mongering sessions, I paid beforehand. But also, my worst mongering session started with me paying beforehand. Should I risk it, or bail? After some more pondering, I decided to roll the dice and go upstairs with her.
Luck was on my side that night, as it turned out to be a great session. The highlight was her excellent oral skills. Pounding that big bunda in Quattro felt amazing, and I finished intensely inside the condom in that position. Took a shower, and afterwards she taught me some dance moves with the remaining time we had left. After the session, I went back downstairs to the main club area and got a water. For some reason, I had no desire to session a second time in the night. Similar to the first night, I noticed there were more higher quality girls at this time of the night. Took in the scene for a bit before leaving and heading to Bomboa.
Some additional info to add about Gauguin: The 120 entrance fee is if you enter the club before 9 PM. After 9 PM, there are two options: 290 real, with a portion of that being consumption (I think 120 but not 100% sure), or 500 real all consumable. The main disco area opens at 9 PM.
If you are looking for an English speaking employee, ask for Nicholas (bartender), or Mohammed (waiter). Both were super helpful to me on my visits.
Total Damage: 125 consumption + 750 girl + 220 room = 1095.
Bomboa Report (Thursday 1/29/26).
My insistence in going to Bomboa during this trip was because of two reasons.
1. It was the first boat in SP I ever went to.
2. It was a 5 minute walk from my hotel.
I arrived there around midnight. It had been raining constantly throughout the night. As it was my first time at Bomboa in this location (they changed addresses since the last time I was here), I asked for assistance. Marcos spoke great English and offered to show me around the club and let me decide whether or not I wanted to stay. The tour lasted around 30 seconds, as the place is small in comparison to Gauguin, tiny in comparison to Scandallo. The vibe of this place is completely different than Gauguin and Scandallo. Those two feel like a club. Bomboa feels like more of an American restaurant + lounge combo with all the booths.
At this hour, the club was very crowded. Almost all the tables were taken, and a live band was playing. I felt a little cramped in the space. The number of girls was similar to Gauguin (40-60 estimated), as was the quality of girls. There were maybe 5 girls I would consider sessioning with. Marcos asked me if I wanted to sit at the bar or get a table. I opted for the table, and ordered a caipirinha. My plan was to just chill and eat some food, as I wanted to save $ and ammo for Scandallo the next night. Within a minute of me sitting down, a line of girls started forming in front of my table, trying to catch my attention.
The caipirinha that I ordered arrived, and I took a sip. It was dangerously strong. Foodwise, I decided to order a salmon temaki and the picanha. While waiting for my food, I decided to talk to a few girls I found attractive. They all quoted me a price of 1000 real to go upstairs. I did not try to haggle with any of them as I had no real intention of taking them upstairs.
Speaking about the food, I found it to be fantastic. The salmon tasted fresh, and the picanha was enormous, juicy, and a perfect medium color. Marcos came by and made sure the food was to my liking. He also asked if I wanted to talk to this English speaking girl he recommended. I told him later, I wanted to focus on eating first.
While eating, I noticed something very peculiar. I saw this elderly woman walking around. She looked to be in her late 50's or early 60's, dressed in normal clothes. She was older than 75% of the guys there, if not more. She looked like one of the librarians at my hometown library. At first, I thought she was a customer. But I saw her a few times walking laps, and the thought occurred to me, "Wait, is she working here?" I didn't see her with a drink in her hand at any point. Part of me wanted to talk to her, but I did not want to give her even the smallest glimmer of hope I would take her upstairs incase she actually was working there, so I didn't say anything. Maybe one of the more experienced board members can chime in on this.
Fast forward to later, and Marcos comes by again with the English speaking girl. I was mostly done with my meal by now, so I invite her to sit down next to me. Her name is Ana Julia, and she had just gotten back from Dubai earlier in the week. She quoted a similar price of 1000 reals as the other girls. She said she would give me a nice massage, we would have great sex. If I was in the mood, I probably would have chosen her, but I was not in the mood to session again. The reason I was not in the mood was because I wanted to save my $ and ammo for Scandallo the next night.
She asked if I could buy her a drink, and I agreed. She ordered a double whiskey shot. A few minutes after getting her drink, she asked if I could give her a gift so she could continue staying with me. Otherwise, she was going to go. I told her I just bought her a gift, the whiskey she was sipping on. She said buying a drink is not a gift, it's just being a gentleman. She made the money gesture with her hand. So I politely told her to fuck off. I hate girls who are entitled.
That kind of soured my mood, and I left the place shortly afterwards. Marcos seemed concerned, asking why I was leaving already instead of going upstairs with a girl. I told him I was full and tired after eating the picanha. My bill came out to 570 reals after the 10% mandatory surcharge. Marcos asked if I could round up the bill to 600 as a tip. He had been really helpful in showing me around, offering English speaking girls to sit with me, and making sure my picanha came out the way I liked. So I said ok.
Total Damage: 600 (consumption + cover + extra fees + tip).
Final Thoughts:
I do not see myself returning to Bomboa, despite the delicious food and fantastic service from Marcos and the waiter who was assigned to me. The place is just too small and cramped for my liking. When I had to go to the bathroom, I had to tetris my way through and say "com licenca" multiple times. I like being able to move around at boates, and in Bomboa there isn't really any space to do that. I also do not like the random 10% fee they charge everyone.
That being said, I do see why Bomboa is popular. If you are the type of person who likes smaller venues, or someone who likes a more laid back restaurant / lounge atmosphere, Bomboa would be a great boate option for you. The talent level was good on the night I went, and if I had gone to Bomboa before Scandallo, I probably would have sessioned there.
Centaurus is better than Scandallo, BMW in Moscow
Photographic evidence that Centaurus is better than Scandallo, and that BMW is better than Mercedes, and that Heckler and Koch is better than FN.
This Russian (pictured) works at Centaurus. She has a 44 (England) area code. She asks 3200 r for pernoite.
Now, I want you, my brave SWISS NAVY sailors to take your nuclear tipped Mark 48 torpedoes, and slide your 533 mm torpedoes into her pussy and ass from behind and breed little Russian Jews for Israel because Bibi himself has said in the Epstein files that thus can be created worthy little Einstein Spinozite Jews, which Rabbi Vagabundo has been blessed by the Congregation Beth Israel.
Furthermore, as economist dot com has said, hoaring is a luxury. So, like our other contests, this shall be settled by Eliza Sanches! Fuck this Russian until her holes are as wide as Elisa Sanches! Turn her into a true carioca. Put her in a BMW uber black and drop her off at the policia militar near Vila Mimosa for a suruba com pretos!
[URL]https://youtu.be/t63DIMeJjmk?si=d7LL6R2xH_TglGqM[/URL]
Why does this pump my gonads? Because a century ago, my Grandfather, my Opa drove down the streets of Moscow in a BMW made Tiger-- almost.
And that is all this is, an argument about luxuries.
Like a ship named after that hoar, let's say the Kirov, should be sunk by a black man submarine officer in a Submarine shooting a Mark 48 nuclear tipped torpedo!
Selah.
[QUOTE=TheCane;3052877]If you know, you know. It's the baddest puta palace on the planet!
[URL]https://youtu.be/FdhYePsTaTk?si=cnHxnwsvUB7N1mNh[/URL][/QUOTE]
