Dubai Reports

For those of you who are interested in MP houses in Dubai, here are the golden rules for your to follow and enjoy your experience:
1- If you do not have a contact no. in hand, just take the gulf news and look under fitness, plenty of locations. Try to locate one in your neighbourhood in order to avoid traffic jams.
2- Make your call and try to sound corteous, ask the lady who answers the phone "are you free now?", she will understand that you know what you are looking for.
3- Make sure you get the exact location. Go there in a taxi, he knows better the streets, that is if you are new to Dubai.
4- Once there, you need to call before you are at the door so that the girls will be pepared to meet you. You will inform the lady that you are in the building, and that in a couple of minutes you will be at the door.
5- Once there you will ring the bell and wait until the doors opens discretely.
6- You will then be escorted to the salon where anything between two to ten ladies will be waiting for you, to chose from.
7- Don't show you are nervous, just relax and take your time to chose your lady, as for a glass of water if you need more time to decide whom to chose.
8- Once you decide on the lady, point to her and she will come to you, hold your hand and escort you to the room.
9- I found out that most of the PRC parlors have spacious clean rooms.
10- Try to communicate with the girl, most probably she will only know very few english word. Keep trying to communicate with them, they like this.
11- Take off your clothes, meanwhile the lady will be preparing the bed spreading a disposable sheed over a clean towel on the bed.
12- Lie on the bed face down, while keeping your attempts to communicate with the girl.
13- You will be asked whether you need a soft or a hard massage, oil or no oil.
14- Hard massage is the regular massage which usually takes about 15-20 minutes. How good it is depends on how experienced is the girl you chose.
15-Soft massage is the sexy massage, ending with a body-body massage.
16- Both types of massage will end up with the lady carressing your lower part.
17- Once ready turn over, she will immediately start paying attention to your little friens, usually a nice BBBJ follows after she cleans your friend with a wet towel.
18- It is up to you to decide whether she will continue her BBBJ, or move to a cowgirls position. Usually all positions are allowed.
19- If you are into Greek, you can ask her, usually they will accept for an extra cost of 50 AED.
20- Once done she will clean you with a wet towel, and assist you in putting on your clothes.
21- Thank her and pay her 200-250 AED is the usual rate.
Enjoy

Just had a phone call from Russian Anya from the long report I did a couple of months ago.

She has not worked in over one month, keeping her head down. she is a Cyclone only girl (these girls often only know one place, she did not know the Regal, for instance).

She can not work Cyclone due to problems.

This is an A lister that paid back 17000 USD to her boss to get her debt paid in really short order.

Now, she faces eviction from her flat tomorrow because she can not pay her rent. She rang, I think, asking for help, but would not ask directly. When you are desperate I suppose.

I could not help, regrettably. I may be a soft touch, but somehow, I think the concern for my health and gratitude for any help will count for sweet FA next trip to Dubai if a rich Saudi will pay twice as much!

Interesting in how far the "squeeze" is reaching and this ties in with recent reports about empty bars. Hope this is of use.

Regards all,

Mike

[QUOTE=Big Cup Seeker]Hi gents,

I've ben sent to the Oasis Towers Hotel in the Marina district to work for a while. Naturally after only a few days I have that itch. I've had some fun in DXB before, but down near the creek. Can anyone sugest some ***** meeting points near here? I find it increasingly difficult to make the trek to the creek area due to traffic.

Unfortunately this hotel is one of those "suite" style places so I have co-workers in the adjacent bedrooms with a shared living room. That makes bringing the girls here a bit difficult. A house or other incall style setup would be ideal.

BTW, any action at the Hard Rock? I ate lunch there a few times and wondered.

And my hotel (the 50 story "Towers" part of the "Oasis Beach" complex) has no bar; but the "Hotel" part across the street has a couple. Has anyone had any luck finding WG's there?

Thanks,

BCS[/QUOTE]Go to Amnesia next door to Hard Rock, or try Budha Bar or 44th in the Grosvenor.

I had a good time on this forum over the past few years. Hope I added a few laughs along the way. All good fun.

Ciao

Piper

[QUOTE=Piper1]I had a good time on this forum over the past few years. Hope I added a few laughs along the way. All good fun.

Ciao

Piper[/QUOTE]

Piper this sounds pretty terminal, are you leaving us to our own resources? What will we do without your insight, guidance and humour?

PM or email me - the least we can do is throw a party before you go!

MK

[QUOTE=Piper1]I had a good time on this forum over the past few years. Hope I added a few laughs along the way. All good fun.

Ciao

Piper[/QUOTE]
Piper

What is up? Miss W? Leaving town? As MK said, PM us as we have some parties to arrange. You email yesterday said nothing of what MK and I read as someone bowing out.

Keep safe my good fiend, email MK and I please

WR

[QUOTE=Redster]Quote:
Originally Posted by Wicked Roger
Redster

Normally I do not post in the Photo Gallery without a photo – not the norm for us UAE mongers but I make an exception once in a while. Question of BB has been discussed before and previous FRs of mine and other in the AUE will have led you to a conclusion that it is our choice.

But to be specific

1. N words from AD not Dubai, basic read of my FRs will let you know that. She does come to Dubai for one monger a good friend.

2. She is very safe, very careful with whom she plays with and I know all of them – yes I do Redster as virtually all of them are ISG mongers who post here. All of them know me and trust me. She is very trustful as those who know her will also agree.

3. So all in all, it’s my choice, she is my regular, I know her customers, she is retentive about safety and cleanliness, all her customers are too and actually use condoms with other girls. So ….my choice, their choice, her choice.

4. How about you post a decent FR as the 13 FRs to date do not give us much insight.

Off my high horse now and apologies to UAE members for clogging up the Photo Gallery with the above.

More pics of N very soon (also watch for Wolfie Mike’s collection-stunning!)

WR
[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Redster]Just as it's my CHOICE to think you're mad.

I don't add FR's to this forum as I don't like the general attitude toward new posters nor do I share the "cliques" apparent liking for quantity over quality.

If the “regulars” adopted a more friendly attitude I'm sure many more users would share information, it would make a pleasant change to the usual repetitive reports seen here.[/QUOTE]

Redster

Moved this to the more appropriate place as the Photo Gallery is not the place to carry on discussions.

With reference to your choice – correct as it’s a free place.

As to your comment about not posting FRs and the somewhat slur on those that do and the clique – you are wrong. Look at Fifty Fifty – new poster, good posts and many Reports of Distinction. Wolfie Mike posts – all new in AD section, again good posts. We are not a clique, we welcome posts but do not like those telling others what to when they have a total of 14 posts mainly saying sweet FA or asking questions.

Not sure what the others think but IMHO you are somewhat put of order with the comment about regulars being unfriendly etc. Try a post, a FR and see what happens – I did in April 2005 and am still around and no-one was rude etc.

WR

Through your stories and comments I have shared a life only a much younger man can sustain. Although I have never been in UAE, I have hit some of the other place where you have left your trail of satisfied women. Bangkok, Jakarta, Mscow, Paris, Amsterdam and China are familiar grounds to me.

Your writing, humor, pithy comments and sympathetic understanding of the WG's life have brought me many hours of enjoyment. Living in the States is a true "sex prison" and you helped keep this inmate alive.

I hope you will return soon, either as the Piper or in another persona. If you cannot return, perhaps you will keep some contact with WR or others and they can post an occassional update.

Thanks again for everything you have brought to this board. To quote a famous American Rogers (Roy not Wil) - Happy Trails to You.
'bare

[QUOTE=Scooba]Not that I want to change the Forum(without attachements) to something other than what the name implies, but have to agree 100% to redster.

MK, ease off man. Seems you took it to the heart.[/QUOTE]

And still you post chat/replies on the photo thread - unbelievable- still at least its a second post from you....

Thanks for the messages and PMs guys. Nothing fatal (!) and no I'm not in trouble (well, no more than usual ;)). Maybe a bit of Groundhog Day syndrome.

Not a lot to add to the forum anymore, except mundane comments, but if anything interesting happens, I'll be sure to post.

[quote=scooba]every time i have travelled to dubai, i have either ended up staying at a hotel that would not allow the ladies to come into rooms and, or have ended up sending emails to adverts on expatriates.com which for some reason all go back to india and have been stood up one too many times.

so, what would you seniors suggest i do when in dubai?

cheers[/quote]scooba, moved to forum for discussion.

along with mk's advice i offer the following:

pm or contact a member before you make your plans, you will find that the regulars are 'up to speed' on the current situation in dxb and will always offer advice when requested.

read the forum carefully and if there are any recent reports of the actual scene then take a look at the venues in the reports. there is so much more to dxb than cyclone etc.

be prepared to change your plans as things change here fairly quickly and venues continue to improve or decline depending on your taste of course.

have a good time, most of us are willing to meet for a drink and to guide if needs be.

cya,

ff

Piper,

I really fear this was a gesture on your part, a cry for help. One we must all take very seriously.

The DXB crisis hotline will play you pre-recorded, true-life stories of men who live in containers and make 600Dhs a month, when they are paid.

This usually has a calming effect, knowing you are not alone in your pain.

Would you like me to translate the Russian cards for you again?

We are all here for you Piper.

Great report Slugger. I especially like your description of Jockey's. My sentiments exactly. I just have one question: how many bear's arses have you felt?!?

[QUOTE=Fifty Fifty]
Read the Forum carefully and if there are any recent reports of the actual scene... [/QUOTE]
An entire forum, slapped down in 15 words. Sad but true.

Hello mongerers,

Finally I am now popping my posting cherry and start off with a miserable report.
A few nights ago I was in Dubai my second time ( read as first time since i didn't know about this forum my first trip :p), my first trip I was constantly with clients so I couldn't indulge in any hunting for commercial company so I am not going to extrapolate on that visit further.

Starting off with a few drinks in my hotel bar, and then off to Rockbottom to meet some business aquaintances. A couple of Bullfrog drinks, i can really recommend those Bullfrogs If you wanna get buzzed quick at Rockbottoms and i was ready for action. No Working Girls as far as i could see, so off with a cab to Grosvenor house and its club which i think was called Buddha bar, please correct me if I am wrong. Saw some real CIS stunners in there, but i didnt dare to approach them eventhough I was tempted. Getting bored in Buddha so another cab ride takes me to myth enveloped "Cyclone". I arrive at approx 0200 (yes i know, all the good ones were probably already taken). Pretty interesting with the "invisible wall" between CIS on the right and Asians on the left. Walked the track around the whole place and decided to stay on the CIS side. Got a few looks and asked a good looking, blonde probably ukrainian girl for some action, her starting price was 2000 which put me off. I left and checked Asian side and a short chinese with breast implants (perhaps my vision was blurred after those bullfrogs) said 1000. I was tempted to say yes and tried to bargain but no, she was impossible to deal with. So I went to the bathroom and came back and it was suddenly closing time. Time flies when you are having fun. Outside I was hoping to score but just when I was about to pounce on some arabic looking girls the cops arrived and i got nervous and jumped in a cab and went home.

So I am hoping my third trip in January I will get lucky and be able to write a new report when I have taken the dubai plunge.

All the best

Anchor777