The Paulistas Hustle & Flow for Slow Payday
Oiii foristas, I did a Saturday night run to Gauguin. Honestly, the place was middling compared to the usual mid week energy. Much fewer garotas than I expected, 10 to 15 in house.
Word to the wise: the weekday grind is definitely superior to the weekend rush. If you're hitting Gauguin, grab a quick drink and keep the energy moving for an early arrival at Casarão.
The Play at Gauguin.
As I'm making my exit past the last table, two Paulista girls decide to get handsy, literally reaching out to touch the "Johnson. " Total 7's or 8's on the scale, so I paused for a beat for the free massage. Kkk. I told them straight up I was jetting to Casarão because the scene was boring and the rates there are 400–500 BRL.
Damn They didn't miss a second both immediately offered 500 BRL each garota for a session. I told them if we're doing this, I need to see that chemistry right now. They started DFK with each other right there on the spot. Bingo boingo vamos.
I reconfirmed the 500 BRL plus all the "nasty" extras, inclusive, and they were all in. The friction started with the payment convo. I wanted to settle up after the session when they got their phones back, but they were stressing about getting paid upfront. I was ready to walk no BS. I told them their asses weren't worth the hassle of a any negotiation.
Of course They doubled down on the "caressing" to keep me there, and we eventually compromised:
• The Deal: 1,000 BRL total (500 each) plus the bigger room.
• The Catch: These girls clearly didn't know the house rules. I tried to do them a solid, an insider favor to pay directly via InfinitePay or Mercado Libre, on their phones. ,but they were newbies there and listen to the cashier that I can pay the house. The house would give them $$ .
The Aftermath.
Major rookie mistake on their part. What they didn't realize (and I did) is that Gauguin holds that cash for three business days and makes them jump through hoops with paperwork. Once we got to the room, the regret hit them hard. They realized they were about to put in a "crazy ass session" and be broke for the next 72 hours.
They tried to pivot and ask for a small cash tip, but I shut that shit down immediately. I wanted them leaving that room tired, thirsty, and penniless for the night. No mercy.
After the session, I still made my way to Casarão for my standard threesome to cap the night off right. Kkk.
Quick takeaways.
• Gauguin weekends can be hit or miss mostly was a miss.
• Weekdays is better and more lively.
• Prices negotiable depending on the night so offered from 500 brl to 800 brl max, accepted by various garotas.
• Payment systems can vary depending on the garota.
• Casarão & Connection still a solid late-night backup option.
Overall still a chill stop on Saturday night if you're bar-hopping through SP nightlife, but if the club looks light don't be afraid to bounce and check other spots.