Legit Massage (Yes, It Is Possible)
Wanting a legitimate massage (WHAT? HERESY! STONE THE INFIDEL), and having an hour to kill, wanted a legitimate Thai massage. Last year, I'd visited Soi 55's Yama Herbal Massage, a short distance from the Thong Lor BTS station. In that vicinity, revisited Yama yesterday. Several middle aged ladies sitting outside. Perfect for my needs. Inside, 1 hour, 300 baht for Thai massage. The MAL (middle-aged lady) washed my feet, gave me a pair of slippers, and upstairs we went. Curtained room, she passed me the one-size fits all massage clothes (the pants, yes; the shirt, a joke). Changed, she returned, dimmed the lights, 50's-60's elevator music on the sound system, and gave a very nice Thai massage. TIT, wasn't quite legit. She nudged my crotch and asked if I needed a massage [I]there[/I]. I declined; I have experts for that. She hid her disappointment (lower tip), but continued for the hour. Back to street clothes. Tipped her 200 baht. Nice way to kill an hour and did feel more relaxed.
Sakura Akasuri for That Squeaky Clean Feeling
Even on a short visit, Sakura Akasuri is a must stop at least once. Unfortunately, it did lower my batting average to 750. As expected, my favorite salt-tapper has retired. I suspected as much when my Line queries went unread (nice thing about Line, it shows that your message has been read), though I was hoping for a [I]dunked[/I] mobile (ala Miss Smiley) as opposed to retirement. Inquiring with the papasan, he confirmed she retired. The only surprise was that she lasted the years that she did. Cute face, great body, great skills - the trifecta for sure.
But life moves on, so stopped in today. Unfortunately the papasan wasn't there, only his female assistant. She brought out the laminated photos of the masseuses available. Seemed that she was touting one, best fit, etc., but I had my suspicions that she was more interested in directing business to perhaps an underutilized masseuse. But I took a gamble on her suggestion anyway, just to answer my own doubts.
Ordered the #8 (salt-tapping) from the menu. Up to the room, stripped. To the wet room, for the warm water hose-down, the soaping, the rinse, the salt-tapping, the rinse, the lotion, the rinse, all on the back side. Then the flip to the front, repeat. Some MINOR discrepancies, the new girl used a towel flat across the nose and eyes to protect from the salt. I prefer the fav's method of a cone over the mouth, nose, and eyes.
On to the dry room for the [I]roasting[/I], draped with hot towels, covered with a plastic sheet, a bit of a massage through all the layers. No doubt to cut costs, no apple in the mouth. Roasting complete, then a brief lotion massage. No disrespect to the girl, but her physique made it easy to pass on the B2B for 1000 baht offer. She did seem a bit disappointed, but continued with a pleasant HJ. I could have easily passed on the HJ, but... just curious. While initially she had been all nervous giggles (little English except for massage commands), after my pass, she was rather quiet. Still, I appreciated her work, the tapping was good if not excellent, so tipped her 500 (part for the HJ, part for the tapping work). She seemed pleased with at least some form of payday if not the extra she was hoping for.
All in all, good enough for government work. Leaving, on the RTB, I felt absolutely [I]shiny[/I], sparkling clean on the 1 click RTB.
WIR: If I have the time, though I will go with MY pick next time.
Princess Massage (Off Soi 33 Sukhumvit)
[QUOTE=JohnnyBoy3212;2957909]Now for my question!!
I had the itch about 2 days ago (11.01. 24) and decided to try my luck at Princess Massage in the same Sukhumvit 33 alley. The girls were all eh and their site definitely put these girls up at least 2 points. They're still recognizable but definitely not neck breakers. But the mamasan was an absolute beauty, the exact type of girl I've been looking for for these past 2 months of being here. If anyone can give me info on her or where I can find similar girls like her, I will actually get you a girl. Thats how desperate I am on finding what I want.
Now for her description:
She was definitely the youngest out of everyone and had a cute high pitched voice. She had no make up on, no visible tattoos, skinny, petite dark skin, glasses, and braces. She's super short, I'd say 5'1 to 4'10 in height. (147 cm to 155 cm). She had black hair in a ponytail, small tits and speaks pretty decent english.
Is she the main mamasan? Does she work there everyday? I must know. But I don't want to go in repeatedly knowing damn well she's the only one I'd want in that spot and she has already turned me down sadly.
If theres anyone who can help me either open her up to me as her first customer (would work if you're a regular there) or find girls just like her (in terms of frame, age, and look) that work nearby or heck, just in Bangkok. I will literally get you any girl you'd like. She's the exact type of girl I expected to indulge in coming to Bangkok and its just my luck that after searching around, the only one who matches my tastes is her and she's NOT a wg.
Bless everyone on this forum and I hope everyone has a great day![/QUOTE]I have some info here. I talked to her just yesterday. Her name is 'Mint'.
I first saw her when I on my way to 7 Heaven for a BJ. She stopped me midway to very joyfully explain the offerings for her MP. I had no intention to listen, but she was super cute and I couldn't ignore. Then I saw your report / question and thought hey why not go there anyway, and do some reconn as well.
Ms Mamasan is not a WG. She runs the place. She's Thai and about 5 ft tall. Her line is same as the shop's line contact (I asked for her number and she pointed at the QR on the counter, saying that she will reply on it. I didn't push more, it was my last day of vacation anyway. Anyway, I did talk to her, and her English ain't that good. Google translator came out pretty quickly once the conversation steered away from their services. She's ultra cute nevertheless. I made the joke of choosing her over any other girl and she took it well, probably pretty used to it.
I honestly think that some of the girls at princess are worth it, maybe not same as her, but close enough. Report below.
Girl Name: Mini.
Age: 22.
Service: Oil Massage, BBBJ, FS.
English level: Manageable.
Face: 7/10 (A bit of makeup and she can pass for a babe. She wasn't wearing any iirc).
Body: 8/10 (small boobs, otherwise great, no baby, no fat).
She was lovely. Young, short, cute, slightly tanned, slim, 32-A w / rose tattoo near collar-bone and always had a big smile.
Washed up, got a good body-to-body rub, BBBJ, some BJ w / cover (miscommunication LOL), FS and back to shower. Giggled and chatted all the time. Close to a GFE. Oh and she was tight.
She said she used to work at a bar before. She joined the MP around 5 days back and it's OK-ish, so she'll go back to her previous bar. IDK if she'll be around. Nevertheless I saw at least 5 other girls that I'd choose without further though. Overall the selection at this place was pretty good tbh. I'd repeat if I'm in BKK again. And for Mint, I guess you can try asking her out after the shop closes. Good luck!
Damage: 2400 + 100 tip for great service.
Massage parlor with flimsy curtains and noises?
I asked before and I RTFF-ed but am still looking for a massage place where I can hear the sex noises from my neighbors, maybe even get a glimpse. There must be massage places like that in BKK, surely??