Hitler Learns Help Discoteca is Closing
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Closing Help is really not a big deal for most people.
I enjoy going to help. I understand why some guys don't like help. That is the great think about Brazil, there is something for everybody. From Barbarealla to VM, there is something for everyone.
I understand why the Government would want to close Help because of its high profile location. But I don't understand the talk about how it is going to help tourism by closing Help. I go to Rio often, sometimes with the boys and sometime with my girl. I usually stay at the Hotel Copacabana when I go with my girl. I don't go to Help or in the direction at night and my girl has no idea it even exist! I can not believe that one person is refusiing to go to Rio because of Help and what goes on there at night.
Now, a lot of guys go to Brazil BECAUSE of Help and there is a chance that some of them will no longer go to Brazil. But I don't think that it will hurt Brazil not having help. It will not make that much of a difference in tourism.
I do think that some of the girls that work in Help will see their quality of life go down a little. I hope that something similar to Help starts up once Help closes but even if it doesn't, I will be back in a month and in the years to come.
[QUOTE=Hughdad]The fact of the matter is Brazil is coming into its' own as a country. And closing Help and cleaning up the area is an important step in this process. It is a highly visible statement as it front and center on the oceanfront.
GDP's and p4p will always be available - it will just be less visible. Agree with Sperto, any lost $ from any mongers that stop coming to Brazil because of Help's closing will be insignificant and easily replaced with other tourist $.[/QUOTE]
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Day 5: Rodeo's Most Excellent Fucking Trip to Rio
Saturday: Okay, so after I finally recovered from Juliana I met up with the mongering crew at Meia Pataca in the early afternoon. One thing I hadn't mentioned was that the weather thus far had been really crappy! Mostly overcast and light rain with a slight chill (nothing that really required more than a long sleeved shirt, but, looking at the cariocas, you would thing you were in Colorado in December). So, I'm there with Sami and BlkBig BootyLuvr and we meet up with a bunch of other mongers from Memphis and some other places. As soon as I sat down at the "monger" table though, I make eye contact with a very beautiful, very "normal" looking girl. She was brown skinned and really looked like a regular, beautiful looking African American girl that you'd see in any city in America. We locked eyes and she gave the biggest smile and I was in love! Those that know me know that I am a sucker for a pretty face; I can resist the great asses, the tits, the reputations, but something about a beautiful smile and eyes gets me everytime no matter what the rest of the package looks like. I immediately start talking to Sami (or, my conscience, as he seemed to play that role in my selections) and getting his confirmation on how beautiful she was. Then, she started talking to her girlfriend as she was staring and me and smiling even harder. I stared at her smiling as I was talking to Sami and mumbled "Do not smile at me, do not fucking smile at me because you'll end up with a dick in your ass. Please! " 30 seconds later, I was excusing myself from the monger table and headed for her table. I sat directly across from her and introduced myself to both her and her friend, Viviane. This angel of my dreams was named. Ingrid! Yes, since my return I have seen reporting on, this, apparent staple of the mongering scene on Copa, but, hey, I'm a Rio newbie, so, she was new to me. I spoke to her like she was a normal girl (as she of course spoke perfect English). She was very cordial, submissive and open in her conversation. In contrast, she had the most annoying fucking friend I had ever met! This ***** makes the cockblocking fat friend from the clubs in the US seem friendly. Viviane just had this real aggressive tone to her voice and that annoying know it all attitude as if just because she spoke English well, she knew everything about Americans and men in general. Still, I tried to remain polite as still, I thought they might be normal girls. I know, I know, how naive. In my conversation, with Ingrid, she mentioned that she was going to work soon. When I asked where she worked and she responded Lluomo's I felt the shocked look come across my face. My little fantasy had come to an end. At the same time, that dumbass in the back of my head kept saying "maybe YOU can get her for free." Hahaha, I was sooo stupid! So, when Viviane got up to go to the bathroom, I took her seat next to Ingrid to get closer to her and a little more intimate. Things were going well, until that ***** Viviane came back and started going off about me taking her seat. I told her to chill out and I'd be up in a second, I was just having some conversation with her friend. She kept bitching and having an attitude, but moved to another seat.
Me and the crew were already planning to hit Lluomo's tonight, so, Ingrid just gave me more of a reason. Now, I have to point out, when Viviane got up to go to the bathroom and when she came back, all eyes were on her. She had a really great ass with a thickness that went all the way down to her ankles, topped off with a great rack, and an okay face, the only downside was her shitty attitude. Oh well! So, I go back to the crew and we shoot the shit some more.
. A couple of hours go by and we've eaten and drank a bit. By now, Ingrid had left, Viviane was still there along with a new girl, Danieli, I think. One of the guys in the crew arranged a driver, GG, to take 8 of us to Lluomo's. Now, we were all going to be able to get there for a total of 10R. Not bad in my opinion. This was GG's offer, not ours. As we were all figuring this out, do you know this ***** Viviane had the nerve to tell GG that he should charge us more because we have so many people and she told us that we should pay him 20R? ! Are you serious *****? ! Look, I'm not a cheapskate. I was on a budget, but still, I believe in being fair to everyone. We had already talked about giving him a good tip, but to have this girl basically try to screw up what we had negotiated, well, that really pissed me off! So I told her, "how are you going to tell someone else how much money I need to pay them? " I told her she needed to stick to selling pussy and let the men take care of business. Needless to say, that pissed her off and she started being all loud about us being cheap and taking advantage of Brazilians and being disrespectful by stealing her chair earlier! Yo, I gave it right back to her though asking her why she was the only girl who had been here for so long and didn't have any guys interested in her. My boy Sami told me not to even waste my time on her; everybody thought we were about to come to blows. Another, older, seasoned Rio monger even came over to try to calm me down. Fuck that, I didn't need to calm down, I was calm; I just needed this chick to stay in her place. I don't go on her job kickin dicks out of her mouth, so I don't expect her to intervene when I'm handling business. About a half hour later, after wrangling all the guys together, we were off!
Lluomo's, as has been reported is located inside of a shopping center (I wouldn't call it a mall though) on the second floor. Closer set up to Monte Carlo than 4x4. Put on my robe and went into the sauna and, to my surprise, there was a full, complimentary buffet out: black beans and rice, prime rib, beef ribs, salad, assorted fruit, and a few other items I couldn't identify. All free! I grubbed down for about 20 minutes before heading into the Boite. I sat down and started downing the Caipirinhas (had about 2 before noticing Ingrid in the corner dancing). There were probably about 4 real hotties in there out of maybe 12-15 girls. It seemed like alot of girls because the place is so small. There weren't many guys in there either. Music got better the longer we were there. I had my eye on one in particular. She had long, curly blonde hair and a mean ass with an ample rack. Unfortunately, by the 4th Caipirinha (those shits are serious), I ended up having some other blonde sit next to me and I started talking to her. She talked back, very seductively and I kind of led her on. Massaging her shoulders and kissing her neck. All the while, I'm watching this other sexy ass blonde walking around and winking at her, undressing her with my eyes on the sly. Finally, I saw her break for the bathroom and decided to make my move. I told the other blondie that I was going to the bathroom and would be back. I left the boite and waited for. Doris to come out of the bathroom. When she came out, all I said was "vamos! " I had already spoken to her and done introductions earlier in the night, so, it wasn't as cold as it seemed. She looked surprised because she had seen me with the other girl, seemingly sold for the night. Man, this Doris was a real doll. She asked me to give her a minute and she returned in a red satin robe which hid a purple bra and panty/garter set, which replaced her red bra and panties from the boite. This outfit along with the hair, the super great attitude and, just overall beauty made her a fantastic lay for the night. You'll all be happy to know that she was also very open to allowing photos!
As the night was still young, me, Sami and Blk BigBootyLuvr decided to switch things up and see how the other half lived. We caught a taxi (who took us for a 'ride') to Club 00 (cero cero). Don't ask me where it was, I have no clue. We went there after first going to our crib to throw on some nice clothes. This was a NICE club! Everyone was dressed to impress. Imagine a club in NYC or Miami or LA and you'll get the picture; it had a nice outdoor area, an inside dance floor and a restaurant. After we ate and walked around a bit, it was clear that this was not a circle that is easily penetrated, especially if one did not speak Porto. Nevertheless, we had a great time, just people watching, reminiscing, cracking jokes and just all around bullshitting like us guys like to do. I think I added 3 more Caipirinhas (including a strawberry one which I don't recommend) to my count at 00. We all decided to check out Terraco Atlantico, but didn't plan to go into Help. Errr, well, THEY didn't plan to go in; I know I have a problem, and I was not ready for rehab tonight! Oddly enough, our night in front of help started out kinda weird. It all started with Sami plugging sublimenal suggestions of trannies into Blk BigBootyLuvr's head. Then, in reference to a female at the table next to us, Sami suggests to him: "Dude, I think that's a man." BBBL in his slightly inebriated, mostly not givinafuck attitude actually got the girl's attention and asked her if she was a man! Why did this dude start with this woman. Yo, she went off about traveling all over the world and only in Brazil, her home land do people ask her this question. She starts crying and shouting and asking people if she looked like a man and talking to Brazilians (women and men) and pointing at us. At that time, we felt it was probably best to get BBBL out of here. We hustled him into a cab like we were the Secret Service and he was the President or some shit; it was actually quite funny! At the same time, some poor joe looked like he might have been drugged by two girls who were trying to hustle him into a cab. I think the Help/Terraco Atlantico staff intervened. They had him sign something, possibly just his bill or maybe a release, then put him in a cab by himself. Had those girls tried to get in with him, I would have intervened. The old guy was really out of it. Dudes, be careful and watch your drinks!
As for me and my deviant ass, I was back on the prowl in Help again! Yo, every fucking night I was there, there was tons of eligible GDPs. And by eligible I mean fuckable; and by fuckable, I mean attractive faces with nice asses and/or tits. Interestingly enough, guess who we saw looking delicious like a damn sirloin steak? Viviane. When I saw her, I looked at Sami and he was like "You're gonna fuck her! You need to fuck the shit out of her for all of that shit earlier." I laughed, but, he was right. However, I could not approach her. As we were talking and trying intently not to show her that we were paying any attention to her. She recognized and began smiling and started talking cordially, and in a more conciliatory, almost apologetic tone. This was getting interesting. Then she started touching me. Nothing sexual, just the hand on the bicep, hand on the chest kind of thing. All the time, I had the shittiest look on my face like, "Are you for real? Do you seriously think after all that shit, I'm gonna give you my money? " So, I asked her the one question that I think any monger in my position would have asked."How much? " She smiled and rather than answer me, she ASKED me to go to the terrace so we could talk. She then proceeded to tell me all about her life and the type of guys she runs into and how she has an attitude as a defense mechanism and how she was sorry about earlier, yada yada ya. Then she said, and I quote: "Listen, I really want you, and, I know you want me, so, let's talk about what we need to do to get past any bad feelings between us." I was like. This ***** is good! It was so thick, I could feel the 'game' oozing out of her mouth as she spoke. It was great. But, you see, I had a little something up my sleeve as well. So, I kept pressing her about her attitude and what guarantee would I have that she wouldn't go apeshit again once she got to my apartment. Then, we got to the key question. How much? Her first offer 300R. I was surprised at her low initial bid, but kept my cool. I thought about it for a second and told her: "I think that's a fair price." and added, "but, I don't know if I'm comfortable agreeing to that amount with you." I told her that I would be comfortable with 200R and if not only did she NOT raise her voice or argue with me, but also made me come 3 times, let me do anal twice and sucked my dick twice for at least 30 minutes each time and let me take at least 3 pictures, I would give her 300R. She responded: "Wow, you are good; I like it! " She thought about it for awhile, struggled, then agreed. I could not believe this was about to happen; this was probably the most sexual tension I've had with any woman and I basically got her to agree to let me ream her till my heart's content. Gentlemen, we must do what we must do! And I did. And I did it well. I brought that thing home and had her screaming, begging, moaning, sucking, fucking, bucking and drained. Oh, I almost forgot, to give you an idea of how much I HAD to ream this girl, when we were arguing earlier, she also said, very loudly I might add: "You probably can't fuck anyway! " So, I had her to scream out the open window while I was drilling her: I can't fuck that's why my ass is getting drilled! I talk to much that's why I have to eat dick. I shit you not, I made her say these things in English, so I know she said it though, she'll probably never admit it. She didn't seem to mind, probably because most people didn't understand what the hell she was saying. I wish I had it all on camera, but alas, no video. Pictures are not the best, but, ehh, you get the point. Hahaha! Viviane. One for the books. Nighty night bitches, Vila Mimosa and my homey Voyager tomorrow! I love Rio!
Yippie Kiyay,
Rodeo
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