Bangkok Reports

I have been in Nana the past three nights and I have seen many LB hanging out around the parking lot and in the street in the area. It is not hard at all to pick them out, for two reasons. One, most of them look "supra feminine" and since they are tall and lanky they have more of the leggy western body than local thai girls. Second, up close it is easy to distinguish: shitload of makeup, fake eyelashes, unfeminine voice, silicone, they are tall, have a wig, etc All of that said, many of them still look stunningly female and attractive, especially from a few yards away.

On the off chance that I was surprised in the room, I would have to take my hat off and applaud the LB because that would have to be one hell of a sales job.

Now, if you are drunk, or have poor night vision, you may be excused for making a slip. But from what my limited experience so far has shown, it is difficult to confuse a LB with a girl. No girl who looks that good is on the street selling it for that cheap. At least not in abundance.

I've been in all the major hangouts mentioned on these pages, and seen hundreds of available working women, from bargirls to dancers to SW. A quick comparison of them to the LB reveals many easily recognizable differences in appearance and behavior.

For those who are not too scared, the best thing to do is talk to the LB for a while, ask questions, just chat, and you will clearly understand how to differentiate during situations where you may be unsure initially. If you are homophobic or unsure of being seen with one, then of course this won't work for you. But why would you be afraid of this when you are clearly on the street mongering for all to see? Nobody is fooled about why we are there. It's not for the good drink specials.

[QUOTE=Bionicman;1354199]For many, knowing this in the hotel room is quite late. For some it is not even the case of talking about LB's, so go imagine. That a market is there, there is no doubt. It might well be we have a friend interested. It is always friends who do the funny things, we always hear things through friends, LOL.[/QUOTE]

Last night the police closed Bamboo pub at 2 am. Did any other late night spots were closed or this was a targeted closing by police?

After been reading many posts for the last year and a half, I have decided to make one of my own. I debated on whether or not to do so as this was my first time to BKK. I am not really here for just mongering, but really to see the country.

Landed after my flight at around midnight. After clearing customs and stuff, I got to my hotel (Dawin) at 130a. Per Jeremy's idea, I had already ordered an in house massage. Just not his girl Saki. After I got to the hotel, my girl arrived about 30 minutes later. She was a very attractive girl from Isan, very dark skin. Just what I wanted. I am nearly 1. 8 meters tall and she is probably about 1. 5 meters tall. Perfect size difference. As my one friend says, we are all the same size in bed. Got in the shower together and I could tell immediately that she was very happy that I was who I was. What I mean by this (and I mean no disrespect to those of you who are not) is that I am very much in shape, good looking guy, and very outgoing.

I ask for 4 things: Be attractive, Be fun (not annoying) , Speak English, and Be Good in Bed. She hit all 4. Very cute devilish smile and great at taking care of me. Not sure how you guys approach it, but girls that are turned on get more into it. I don't care if they are a GF or just some bimbo, this is true. I realize I am paying money so she takes care of me, but if she cums that means she is going to make it feel better for me. At first, I thought holy shit this is perfect. Are all the girls like this? Surely, no. It was a great 120 minutes of fun and 3K Baht later and I was ready for bed. We talked a bit because she was interesting and not annoying in any way. She actually asked to spend the night. For free. I couldn't tell if this girl was just into me or into my money (the later I am sure). (I know, I know, never all in love with a girl. Shit, but you can fall in love with the sex, no?) I had not slept much and needed some Zs. I knew I would not sleep much with her in bed. I did get her number, because I was not sure if I would find one like her again and wanted to make sure if I was in a pinch, I had some reserve ass ready.

Some general thoughts on this post.

1. Loved the idea from Jeremy. Thanks. Land and get a girl. Even the girl was like. Wait, you just landed and wanted a girl in your room. Yep. She then asked if I had been to Thailand before and I replied, nope. First time. She got a kick out of that for sure.

2- I know some of you believe that you try to have sex with as many girls as possible, but if you find one that makes you happy, why partake in some shit that may suck? I am not saying marry the girl, but keep her as a regular. Not to keep quoting Jeremy, but one of the things I liked about his posts (although man you throw around more money than I do) is that he likes a challenge. If I were here longer, I would probably try to get some random girls out and about rather than go to the Bar scene.

3. GFE is crucial for me at least. I will explain more about that later.

4. Am considering a threesome, but since this is my first time to BKK, I am weighing my options here.

5. Damn there are a ton of Ladyboys (not my thing. But to each their own) on Soi 4. My cab driver pointed it out.

6. I have never paid for sex directly. Today was a first. However, I have always been of the belief that we always pay for it. In one way or another. Dinner 4 times, movies, dancing, drinks. And then sex. Same as calling a girl and paying her for it.

7. Have not hit the bar scene yet, but will the next day.

Quick question. Why don't the girls shave more downstairs. Is that a western thing? Just curious.

Kicked Po out finally and then went to what Pho and to explore the downtown area. First time to BKK and wanted to see what was there. Back at the hotel by 4p, nap until 630p and then got ready for my girl.

She arrived at my hotel before 7p and had her come up so I could finish getting ready. We decided to go out to dinner (hate to be alone. It is a curse I know). Now, I must preface this whole story is that I invited her to dinner. Not anything else. Yet. I wanted to see how I could play this. Quite frankly, it was a challenge to see if I could fuck her and not pay her and get her to spend the night. Challenge. She looked good. Short red dress with shorts. Not a skirt. Showed off her legs. For 31, she looks good. Not the straightest teeth, but I am willing to look past it. No summer teeth which is good (Summer teeth= some are here and some are there). Love her skin tone.

We decided to go up Soi 11 as there were a few restaurants she liked there. She was worried that I would not find anything to eat, but on the contrary I will eat just about anything. We settled on Zanzibar and had a fantastic 3 hour meal there. Had a couple drinks and listened to the music. Toward the end of the dinner, she gave me this look like. I am scheming something good. I asked her what she was thinking about and she said about all the dirty things we were going to do when we get back to my room. Check please.

Walked back to the Dawin and on the way she purchased some new high heels. She can try them out tonight. Got back and immediately, she started undressing me. She got me completely naked and then I returned the favor. Time for the shower. She is great in the shower, bathing me up and then I returned the favor. Now that I know her a little better, I started to hit some of the things that she seemed to like. Get her going to get me going. She started to blow me in the shower and then we got out to dry off. Got into the bed and got down to business. I noticed immediately that she had shaved. Perhaps for me or not. But still loved it. Sadly though, I won't go down on one of these girls. If you guys do, great. Just not for me. I did like how she even shaved her ass too. Damn, she has a hot little body. Fuck me.

Got down to business and started with her on top. After about 5 minutes, she wanted to flip, so went went many different missionary positions and she came at least once. Then, she asked to flip over. She added more lube (I am not the smallest guy. So to speak) and started to hit it as hard as she liked. She came so hard she made me blow my load. I wanted to go another 10 minutes, but she just squeezed so hard even a porn star would have wilted to that kind of squeeze. I got up and showered quickly and then got in bed. She did not move for 10 minutes. Mission accomplished perhaps?

Woke up around 6a with a massive boner (got to love morning wood) and just started to kiss on her and flipped her over. I wanted to see that ass again. She is small and just has the absolute tightest ass in the world. All for 31 too! Fuck me. Started doggystyle this time and made her cum within about 3 minutes. Flipped her over and went back to missionary, but so that I could get as deep as possible. After about 15 minutes in total, I had had enough and blew my load. Wash up and back to bed.

I had to get up around 9 am to get ready to catch my flight to India. I wanted to go to the beach for a couple days, but was enjoying BKK so far. I needed some beach time. Talked to my girl and she said that she was free Thursday. On the way out, she asked for money. Shit. I tried. As many have pointed out here. It is what it is. Accept it and move on. 2k for dinner and 2K for the sex. I like the sex with her and DAMN her body is amazing. Fuck it.

[QUOTE=Notty Emma; 1353893]Monte3.

You made me hot!

Can I replace that girl?

100% satisfaction. Call me at 0830 716 714[/QUOTE]Do we even have moderators in this Effin Forum? Does anyone really care?

[QUOTE=Deakyo;1353658]One more question though: What's the politest way of asking someone if they are a girl or ladyboy? This has always boggled my mind. Sometimes it's freaking impossible to tell when you see them with clothes on. I read somewhere that asking "Have you been a girl all your life?" should do the trick but I don't know, it seems weird / rude somehow. Any ideas?[/QUOTE]Not sure why someone is being so concerned about being such a gentleman with a hooker (unless your post is an inquiry of a non-P4P deal). It's not the queen of England you are questioning. It's a service provider. Their job is to suck dick, lick ass, take cum down their throat, get fucked in the ass and everything else you can imagine under the sun. So why would you think asking their gender would be the least bit offensive to them? Hell, if getting them to take a mouth full of asshole ain't offensive then I wouldn't think anything is.

But if you are so shy about it, as posters have said many times, a Thai national ID says Mister or Miss in front of the name. If you are too shy to just ask outright for the ID then ask about her age then jokingly say you don't believe her age (either on the younger or older side). Then say show me your ID, and you will see from there. Hell, from that point you can probably tell by just looking at the picture. It will probably look like a straight up dude. I mean have you seen these ID pics? I think there is some kind of rule that they can't wear make-up or have their hair styled for them. A girl who is the most beautiful thing is person will look like whodunit on her ID.

I like to joke with chicks anyway and tell them they are a ladyboy. My experience has been that they get really anxious to pull out their ID to show you where it says Miss. I keep the joke going and read their name aloud off the card as Mister so and so.

P. S. If you think it's almost impossible to tell them with clothes on then for some people it must be equally impossible to tell them with clothes off. Those who have been on the forum for a while can attest to NAKED pictures people have posted of new women after a sex change who they thought were female. I guess what is obvious to some is not so obvious to others. In my ipod I have a group of pictures from Thailand that I show people who ask what it is like. I'm in one picture with a ladyboy stall attendant that I took when I was out with friends trying to buy a sweat towel. The ladyboy is not dolled up or anything, just plain jane. Whenever someone gets to that picture they always ask who is she? And I'm always like uhhh that is a guy.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational; 1354303]Not sure why someone is being so concerned about being such a gentleman with a hooker (unless your post is an inquiry of a non-P4P deal). It's not the queen of England you are questioning. It's a service provider. Their job is to suck dick, lick ass, take cum down their throat, get fucked in the ass and everything else you can imagine under the sun. So why would you think asking their gender would be the least bit offensive to them? Hell, if getting them to take a mouth full of asshole ain't offensive then I wouldn't think anything is.

But if you are so shy about it, as posters have said many times, a Thai national I'd says Mister or Miss in front of the name. If you are too shy to just ask outright for the I'd then ask about her age then jokingly say you don't believe her age (either on the younger or older side). Then say show me your I'd, and you will see from there. Hell, from that point you can probably tell by just looking at the picture. It will probably look like a straight up dude. I mean have you seen these I'd pics? I think there is some kind of rule that they can't wear make-up or have their hair styled for them. A girl who is the most beautiful thing is person will look like whodunit on her I'd.

I like to joke with chicks anyway and tell them they are a ladyboy. My experience has been that they get really anxious to pull out their I'd to show you where it says Miss. I keep the joke going and read their name aloud off the card as Mister so and so.

P. S. If you think it's almost impossible to tell them with clothes on then for some people it must be equally impossible to tell them with clothes off. Those who have been on the forum for a while can attest to NAKED pictures people have posted of new women after a sex change who they thought were female. I guess what is obvious to some is not so obvious to others. In my ipod I have a group of pictures from Thailand that I show people who ask what it is like. I'm in one picture with a ladyboy stall attendant that I took when I was out with friends trying to buy a sweat towel. The ladyboy is not dolled up or anything, just plain jane. Whenever someone gets to that picture they always ask who is she? And I'm always like uhhh that is a guy.[/QUOTE]Very good advice of course! I always make friends with the cocktail waitress or bartender. Then sometimes I might ask them. Often they'll say "no ladyboys allowed to work here". After awhile you get good at spotting them. Never had a mishap yet! There's one that works in a small bar near Papagao in Patts. Has the nicest tits I've seen in Patts. He-she will actually dance on the bar. I'm not up for them at all, but in this case I actually tipped 100B to feel those tits and didn't regret it one bit!

[QUOTE=WorldStinks; 1354273]After been reading many posts for the last year and a half, I have decided to make one of my own. I debated on whether or not to do so as this was my first time to BKK. I am not really here for just mongering, but really to see the country.

Landed after my flight at around midnight. After clearing customs and stuff, I got to my hotel (Dawin) at 130a. Per Jeremy's idea, I had already ordered an in house massage. Just not his girl Saki. After I got to the hotel, my girl arrived about 30 minutes later. She was a very attractive girl from Isan, very dark skin. Just what I wanted. I am nearly 1. 8 meters tall and she is probably about 1. 5 meters tall. Perfect size difference. As my one friend says, we are all the same size in bed. Got in the shower together and I could tell immediately that she was very happy that I was who I was. What I mean by this (and I mean no disrespect to those of you who are not) is that I am very much in shape, good looking guy, and very outgoing.

I ask for 4 things: Be attractive, Be fun (not annoying) , Speak English, and Be Good in Bed. She hit all 4. Very cute devilish smile and great at taking care of me. Not sure how you guys approach it, but girls that are turned on get more into it. I don't care if they are a GF or just some bimbo, this is true. I realize I am paying money so she takes care of me, but if she cums that means she is going to make it feel better for me. At first, I thought holy shit this is perfect. Are all the girls like this? Surely, no. It was a great 120 minutes of fun and 3K Baht later and I was ready for bed. We talked a bit because she was interesting and not annoying in any way. She actually asked to spend the night. For free. I couldn't tell if this girl was just into me or into my money (the later I am sure). (I know, I know, never all in love with a girl. Shit, but you can fall in love with the sex, no?) I had not slept much and needed some Zs. I knew I would not sleep much with her in bed. I did get her number, because I was not sure if I would find one like her again and wanted to make sure if I was in a pinch, I had some reserve ass ready.

Some general thoughts on this post.

1. Loved the idea from Jeremy. Thanks. Land and get a girl. Even the girl was like. Wait, you just landed and wanted a girl in your room. Yep. She then asked if I had been to Thailand before and I replied, nope. First time. She got a kick out of that for sure.

2- I know some of you believe that you try to have sex with as many girls as possible, but if you find one that makes you happy, why partake in some shit that may suck? I am not saying marry the girl, but keep her as a regular. Not to keep quoting Jeremy, but one of the things I liked about his posts (although man you throw around more money than I do) is that he likes a challenge. If I were here longer, I would probably try to get some random girls out and about rather than go to the Bar scene.

3. GFE is crucial for me at least. I will explain more about that later.

4. Am considering a threesome, but since this is my first time to BKK, I am weighing my options here.

5. Damn there are a ton of Ladyboys (not my thing. But to each their own) on Soi 4. My cab driver pointed it out.

6. I have never paid for sex directly. Today was a first. However, I have always been of the belief that we always pay for it. In one way or another. Dinner 4 times, movies, dancing, drinks. And then sex. Same as calling a girl and paying her for it.

7. Have not hit the bar scene yet, but will the next day.

Quick question. Why don't the girls shave more downstairs. Is that a western thing? Just curious.[/QUOTE]2. By all means, if you meet girls that perform well that you have a connection with, get their numbers and make them regulars. Repeat performers who perform are starting to become a precious commodity here. Yeah, you could say why go out and chase for more when you have a nice girl. But such is the nature of being a guy in a country where the sky is the limit.

4. 3some's, while great in fantasy, usually don't work out quite the way you imagine. Then again, maybe you meet two girls that click. My only recommendation would be, if you do meet two girls and there is a good vibe, why not, take them home and see how it works out. Alcohol drinking by all parties involved may be the preferred method here.

6. You don't always pay for it. But in Thailand, with working girls, yes, almost all of the time. There is also a very big distinction between girls who do have jobs and claim to be good (but are actually working girls looking for a sponsor) and girls with jobs who are not looking for a sponsor. You will NOT meet these girls anywhere remotely near Sukhumvit, nor will you be meeting them as a tourist in this country, although there are exceptions to the rule.

Why don't the girls shave more? Girls that have been around farang and have watched farang porn shave, regular Thai girls most likely do not

[QUOTE=HotPepperAtl;1354214]I have been in Nana the past three nights and I have seen many LB hanging out around the parking lot and in the street in the area. It is not hard at all to pick them out, for two reasons.[/QUOTE]I agree on what you say. Difficult not to spot unless one has beer googles or prefers not to know and "jump the fence".

My comments were based on this post:

[quote]Originally Posted by Zahle [View Original Post]

I guess that what you can't see on Sukhumvit should be easily recognized inside the hotel room.[/QUOTE]

it's hard to keep up with witch ones are still open / closed. not interested in dr. bj. heard wild country and [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s are now closed so which is the best and what is the damage? i have rtff but it's now so many pages its hard to keep from going crosseyed. if you rather pm me its cool.

[quote=nclpimp;1354499]it's hard to keep up with witch ones are still open / closed. not interested in dr. bj. heard wild country and [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s are now closed so which is the best and what is the damage? i have rtff but it's now so many pages its hard to keep from going crosseyed. if you rather pm me its cool.[/quote]star of light. open (still number one)

[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] soi 8. open (but such a shit hole now)

dr pants soi 7/1. open (but pants, sorry doc)

mikes place . closed.

wild country. closed.

lollipop soi 10. open (just)

soms haven soi 14. open (new, but very good)

kobs place pat'stink'pong. open / closed?

did i miss any?

[QUOTE=PinkPearl; 1353987]Sadly, Harold, all of us can't pull supermodels off the street like you do. You are a handsome man. Here's one for you:

[url]http://hapavoice.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/hapa100.jpg[/url]

[url]http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=harold[/url]

+and+kumar&qpvt=harold+and+kumar&FORM=IGRE[/QUOTE]Hmmm. Some might not like what he says, but I'd have to agree with him. EVerytime I take a stroll down soi 7/1 I see a group of gals there I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole! I don't think we should discount any opinions just because we don't agree with it.

Met a cute shorty and curvy which I like at Beer Garden. Walked in Monday night and was struck by the volume of skanks and snaggle-toothed alcoholic women. About to leave when I encountered miss shorty curvy. I treated her like a hooker. That is, I talked with her in a forward manner, flirted some, asked her the price, touching her, etc. Another older woman was her sidekick. They were having drinks, just hanging out. Shorty does not speak much Engrish. Older sidekick is ok speaker and translates. Older sidekick says "what you want to pay her is ok with her."

It's about 12 am and I have to get up at 7 for work. I decide to take her back to the room to get a cheap one, thinking this will be ST. Remember she no speak engrish. Get to the room and it is uncomfortable slow going. She is shy! She comes around but it's like trying to get the girlfriend in HS to let you get to 3rd base at first. A lot of pawing and some blocking. I was about to call it all off (I am a newbie here and this is my first one but damn, I know it's not supposed to be this difficult to get laid). She finally kicks in and we do some kissing, etc and it starts.

First pop: BBBJ, DFK, CFS. Very nice.

She's into it now, and starts with some stimulation soon after pop 1, when I was about to send her out with 1000 for the hour.

Second pop: BBBJ, DFK, BBFS CIP. I broke my rule about BBFS and CIP but it was really great.

Third pop: about two hours later, she wakes me up rubbing mr happy and starts in with BBBJ. I can't say no, she continues with strategic ball washing until it happens.

Fourth pop: Time to get up and shower for work. I begin to stir, before I know it, she is on me for BBFS CIP.

Ok. So I am thinking, wow this is great. I shower, she gets dressed to go. Time for bye bye, I pull out 3000 B. I mean hey. 7 hours. 4 pops, it seems like a good deal to me. This girl was working it!

She refuses my money, only wants taxi money which she takes. Later sends me a text through her older woman sidekick, who I find out is her MOTHER, and who informs me that miss shorty curvy is not a pro and is not looking for money but a boyfriend.

Well. I can have a GF for the visit. I went to the LK festivities with her last night and, afterwards, more of the same. 3 pops. Paid for taxi home and I bought dinner and drinks the night before. No fee.

Now I have to extract on Saturday for departure home. Any advice from the locals on best procedure? It was not my intention to get a regular, but I got one. Its been difficult but I have sandwiched in some massage joints and SW and will continue to do so tonight and tomorrow. But Saturday is looming large. The big goodbye which I prefer to avoid. I could just change rooms Friday night and not answer phone, that crossed my mind. But this girl is so sweet and giving, no way to do I want to hurt her that much. No, I am not a kingshit monger like some, that's obvious. I can't just blow her doors off. Other options?

[QUOTE=WorldStinks;1354273]After been reading many posts for the last year and a half, I have decided to make one of my own. I debated on whether or not to do so as this was my first time to BKK. I am not really here for just mongering, but really to see the country.[/QUOTE]Good post overall. Reminded me of when I was a newbie. My only advice: Do not under any circumstances fall in love. These girls have broken some of the hardest men.

Keep your dick out of your pants, keep your heart in your hotel safe and Enjoy the ride!