Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=HotPepperAtl;1354604]Met a cute shorty and curvy which I like at Beer Garden. Walked in Monday night and was struck by the volume of skanks and snaggle-toothed alcoholic women. About to leave when I encountered miss shorty curvy. I treated her like a hooker. That is, I talked with her in a forward manner, flirted some, asked her the price, touching her, etc. Another older woman was her sidekick. They were having drinks, just hanging out. Shorty does not speak much Engrish. Older sidekick is ok speaker and translates. Older sidekick says "what you want to pay her is ok with her."[/QUOTE]Great story. Thanks for sharing. Can't believe that they were at an obvious hard core place like Beer Garden looking for boy friend material. They may be up to something. I'd be careful. Watch your emotions.

[QUOTE=HotPepperAtl; 1354604]Older sidekick says "what you want to pay her is ok with her."

She refuses my money, only wants taxi money which she takes. Later sends me a text through her older woman sidekick, who I find out is her MOTHER, and who informs me that miss shorty curvy is not a pro and is not looking for money but a boyfriend.[/QUOTE]IMO There's a bargirl in this story somewhere. Why does the "mother" speak English and the daughter does not? One scenario is that they are basically telling the truth and that shorty / curvy has been coached in the art of winning a farang heart / sponsor. In Thailand the terms mother, sister, uncle can be used casually as a term of endearment, not literal. Have a good time but worry more for yourself than her. It's better to keep on mongering than wish that you had.

[QUOTE=HotPepperAtl;1354604]Any advice from the locals on best procedure?[/QUOTE]Get a Western Union account set up as soon as you get back to the U. K. you will find it more convenient in the long run.

Regards,

BJ

Getting to BKK Monday, and thanks to the forum I have a few days of fun well planned out. Looking for a bit of assistance though.

I'd love to find somewhere for a lapdance and BJ / FS. Think I spotted a report that mentioned a Go-Go with private booths. Can't' find it now though.

Can anyone suggest somewhere I could check out?

All. I'll be passing by Bangkon next week and will essentially have only 9 am to 1 pm in BKK. What are the best places for any morning action? Any suggestions will be appreciated.

Thanks

PS: By the way, I see something called "penis massage" in Bangkok forum but can't quite figure out what that means. Is it just another name for a HJ or something more?

It's available on the street but I get the liquid packets from a bar on Soi 3 in Sukhumvit called The Tavern. It's run by an American. Great little place to watch American football and get a good breakfast.

[QUOTE=Newton York; 1354813]I know this question was probably asked somewhere here before and answered, but I hope someone can help me out. But when I monger, I always make sure that the city I'm in has some access to viagra.

Prague is a good example. A bit pricey but easily accessible at some clubs. Does Bangkok have anything like that? How do you get your viagra / cialis needs in Bangkok? Any info is appreciated.

Thanks[/QUOTE]

Good one. The extraction is ok. I caught her in a lie. She is working after all, just as everyone predicted.

[QUOTE=Dr BJ; 1355006]Get a Western Union account set up as soon as you get back to the U. K you will find it more convenient in the long run.

Regards.

BJ[/QUOTE]

[quote=chris42;1355043]all. i'll be passing by bangkon next week and will essentially have only 9 am to 1 pm in bkk. what are the best places for any morning action? any suggestions will be appreciated.[/quote]a certain doctor in oral skills did a great posting about sukhumvit soi 7/1 on nov. 12. in that post he mentions a place called star inn:

"1. star inn.

needs a clean but ok prices. has a 24 hour oil massage place out the front. has a few nice looking ladies about 5 in total at any given time. not sure if a few might be lady boys or not but please correct me if i am wrong. it has a gazebo or frontage for rent, could be a nice place for bbq eating area or maybe a small coffee shop or bar area."

i have no experience with this place but make a search on the forum and see whats coming up.

also i belive that [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] (bj bar in soi 8) opens quiet early.

soi 7/1 is after soi 7, walking along sukhumvit direction asok. theres a subaway at the corner.

[QUOTE=Barrella; 1354770]No idea what your smoking mate but.

This afternoon went to soms heaven, the place was empty, not a few I mean 0. Asked the mama san and she said she's Hoping some girls will apear later on, no idea when.

Also, going through all the food vendors on the front of the shop where all the thai's giving you the looks wasn't so pleasent.

10 minutes later poped into soi 7/1 DR. BJ, loads of ladies were lined up and ready to service. Picked one and took a small picture on the way out.[/QUOTE]When adding pictures of a place in Bangkok that is to ok from the management please make sure you ask for permission if you can. We have no problems with your pictures in the salon but many others may. Hope this helps.

What are the best hotels you guys have visited and can recommend a soon to be going to BKK traveler? Preferrably near the whole Nana / Soi cowboy area on Sukhumvit Road. I know there are tons of information to google for, but I don't want the recommendation of an average tourist but from you, fellow mongerers. Anyway. The hotel I'm looking for must be / have:

1) Clean! Really dislike nasty hotels with bugs, old / broken furniture, disgusting bathrooms etc. So cleanliness is up high in the priorities.

2) Air condition that has several steps / settings, not just Antarctic or Mordor.

3) No issues / fees with hotel desk regarding bringing girls up to the room.

4) As cheap as possible. Max 1000Bt / night.

These are not must have, but rather nice to have:

5) Food service.

6) Massage service

Deakyo, check out the Bangkok hotel thread. Real mongers stay at smelly Nana hotel. 1495b nightly. The roaches are huge, but nevertheless apply their essential services to keep the place clean.

1000B nightly? LOL. Wishful thinking for Bangers.

[QUOTE=Deakyo; 1355236]What are the best hotels you guys have visited and can recommend a soon to be going to BKK traveler? Preferrably near the whole Nana / Soi cowboy area on Sukhumvit Road. I know there are tons of information to google for, but I don't want the recommendation of an average tourist but from you, fellow mongerers. Anyway. The hotel I'm looking for must be / have:

1) Clean! Really dislike nasty hotels with bugs, old / broken furniture, disgusting bathrooms etc. So cleanliness is up high in the priorities.

2) Air condition that has several steps / settings, not just Antarctic or Mordor.

3) No issues / fees with hotel desk regarding bringing girls up to the room.

4) As cheap as possible. Max 1000Bt / night.

These are not must have, but rather nice to have:

5) Food service.

6) Massage service[/QUOTE]I think your expectations are too unrealistic in terms of a budget. Your budgeting is what one would expect from a student who is backpacking through SE Asia and staying at hostels. Either look at multiplying your budget by 5X, or go to a less expensive country.

Increase your budget a bit and stay at the President Palace on Sukhumvit, Soi 11. Very clean. Meets all your requirements. Except, that is. Cost.

[QUOTE=Deakyo; 1355236]What are the best hotels you guys have visited and can recommend a soon to be going to BKK traveler? Preferrably near the whole Nana / Soi cowboy area on Sukhumvit Road. I know there are tons of information to google for, but I don't want the recommendation of an average tourist but from you, fellow mongerers. Anyway. The hotel I'm looking for must be / have:

1) Clean! Really dislike nasty hotels with bugs, old / broken furniture, disgusting bathrooms etc. So cleanliness is up high in the priorities.

2) Air condition that has several steps / settings, not just Antarctic or Mordor.

3) No issues / fees with hotel desk regarding bringing girls up to the room.

4) As cheap as possible. Max 1000Bt / night.

These are not must have, but rather nice to have:

5) Food service.

6) Massage service[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sirwilliam4;1355282]Increase your budget a bit and stay at the President Palace on Sukhumvit, Soi 11. Very clean. Meets all your requirements. Except, that is. Cost.[/QUOTE]Thanks. Yeah I've been scouring through threads and hotel web sites and I understand my budget was a bit tight. I can actually go to 1500-2500Bt / night at most, I just didn't want a lot of recommendations with 5 star super expensive hotels.