Catnee or something like that at Princess Massage
Princess Massage,
Small subsoi off Sukhumvit Soi 33.
Provider Name: Catnee or something like that. She was pointed out in the line up of 9 girls, all 5's in their mid-30's and older, as "the best" at what I wanted. She had a nice smile. The only one in the brief line up that smiled. She seemed thrilled that I chose her. The others seemed disappointed and I heard mumblings about "oh, good man" as they filed back to sit outside.
Service requested: The mamasan came over to me as I passed through the soi, asked what I was looking for and I told her I didn't really care much about a massage I just wanted a BBBJCIM. "No problem", she said, "all my ladies do that. " I reiterated what I wanted just to make sure she understood. "Oh no problem, I understand and you can choose any girl in the line up for that, come inside to make your choice. ".
Price: 2,000 baht for 45 minutes was stated, to be paid upfront. I got it back before I left.
WIR? Never.
I was in the mood for one of those no-brainer, no-hassle, let them do their supposedly successful thing, go with the flow sessions I hear happens so often and easily in this and other such shops but has yet to happen for me in more than 2 dozen visits to different shops in Thailand over the years. Ultimately, I just wanted a simple BBBJCIM from a good provider without any need for me to engage in any additional negotiations, conversation or unnecessary buzzkill. I wasn't in the mood for any of the latter. I never even mentioned a "swallow" at the finish with the mamasan or the girl. If that happened, fine, if it didn't, fine.
I also wasn't in the mood for the hassle of negotiating my generally preferred BBFSCIP. Actually, I wasn't particularly turned on by the idea of that with any of their ladies anyway. Just a simple BBBJCIM is all I wanted, asked for and expected for the money. I was willing to part with the stated rate of 2000 baht to get that with a pleasant, no-hassle, good provider of the service.
Typical routine in the room; ongoing pleasant chat, smiles, giggles and chemistry-building that started on the stairway to the room, get undressed, in the shower a capful shot of mouthwash for both of us, shower together, her washing me nicely, mild stroking and kissing, dry off, on the bed, about 2 minutes of back massage, asked me to flip over, mild chest kissing, began to give me a blowjob.
That opening 1 minute of the blowjob felt pretty good. The kid was up, ready and strong enough to drive a nail or two into a pine plank. Then she moved away, reached for a packaged condom and said in her very limited English, "Want boom boom? 2000 baht more."
I told her I like boom boom but I am an old man and cannot do it and finish with a condom, I am ok with this blowjob, but thanks anyway.
I did not counter with any offer of what I would pay her for BBFSCIP because I really wasn't interested in that with her at any price. Just wanted my simple no-hassle BBBJCIM.
She went back to kissing and licking my balls, kissing, licking and sucking my dick and 30 seconds later, out came the bad news: "No can cum inside mouth, can finish only with hand job and you cum on my tits and stomach, ok?
Uh. No. The mamasan said it was CIM.
"No, cannot. Only hand job finish."
We went back and forth a little bit just to make sure there hadn't been some confusion or misunderstanding due to language issues. Nope. No confusion or misunderstanding about it. I sat up, said this is over, showered off the kid again, got dressed and went downstairs to complain to the manasan and request my money back.
Much balking and lying by the mamasan. "Oh, no, can not cum inside mouth. Only hand job finish. "
Then you lied to me about it outside and when I chose the girl, I told her, I want a refund please.
"You choose another lady"?
No, I said, I don't trust you to tell me the truth about any of these ladies and don't trust the ladies either. This is a bullshit business.
Then the girl said something in Thai to the mamasan that I did not understand. After that the mamasan was stuck on the idea that I had pushed for sex with no condom. "Cannot have sex without condom!
I assume she was only referring to FS without condom. I don't really know or care.
I reminded her that my request was for a BBBJCIM and that she said no problem. Twice. That is all I wanted, asked for and expected. Nobody can CIM wearing a condom. And that if she had said anything about a hand job or hand job finish only I would have walked away outside and never come into her shop. I smiled and told her that I have hands and can reach myself with either one, I don't pay ladies to give me a handjob and I would like my money back please.
That is when I noticed my two 1000 baht notes were still laying on the counter between us. That is how soon I aborted that bullshit session. Or does she always leave the money on the counter in front of her all during the sessions because the rate of refunds for crap service is so common and predictable? This Is Thailand, anything is possible.
I pointed to the money and said, that is for me, right? She grunted and nodded yes, said "take it and go. " Which I did. But before walking out I handed the girl 100 baht for the shower, 2 minute back massage and 3 minute BBBJ foreplay.
I rode my bike back to my apartment with a fresh new appreciation for my lovely young live-in girlfriend, who is out of the country for a couple of weeks.
Recommend the Shop or Provider?
Absolutely not. As the super-hassle, super-buzzkilling exchange went on and on with the mamasan I promised her I would tell every punter I know to avoid the place. This report is fullfilling part of that promise.
Of course, as always, YMMV.
No chance of that being the case
[QUOTE=MomoFarang;2974150]To me that was a misunderstanding. Princes is on of the 4 or 5 shops that have a peculiar Business Model: You pay based on duration at the counter (2000 to 3500) and negotiate BBFS, usually for THB 2000, in the room with the "expert".[/QUOTE]I have no idea where it would have gone with the lady in my room had I countered with an offer of 500 baht or 10,000 baht for BBFSCIP vs her offer of "2000 more for boom boom, must wear condom" because I didn't make a counter offer. And the reason I didn't make any counter offer is because I wasn't interested in fucking her even if it had been for free. Seriously. Neither she nor any of the other girls in the line up that night caught my fancy that way.
I only asked for and wanted a simple BBBJCIM, made that very clear more than once with the fairly English-fluent mamasan, she assured me more than once that she was very clear about what I wanted and would pay for. Since none of the girls in the line up was a standout over what I would rate a 5, I asked the mamasan to recommend the one she thinks is the best at what I wanted and I went with her recommendation.
Nor did I ask for or even mention an interest in getting BBFSCIP with any of the ladies there in my conversation with the mamasan.
In the room there was no misunderstanding at all.
Once the lady realized I was not going to accept her offer to "boom boom without condom, 2000 baht more" or counter with any other offer and that it was now time to proceed with the blowjob with CIM finish I had paid for, I assure you there was absolutely no confusion or misunderstanding about her position on it in either of our minds; BBBJCIM was NOT going to happen, she was not going to proceed with so much as one more stroke with her mouth attached to my dick if I in any way, shape or form expected to Cum Inside her Mouth, she was only going to proceed as long as God, me and everyone else in the universe understood her mouth would be on the other side of the room behind an umbrella before my first spurt of cum traveled the length of my dick to make its way out of my urethra and that is the end of the story, period, it ain't going to happen now or ever, not for any amount of money.
And out in the lobby, the mamasan was very clear that she understood every nuance and meaning of every aspect of the aborted session that took place as well.
LOL. I was married to a Bkk-born and raised Thai lady for over a decade, have lived in Thailand for 12 years, am ok with some basic Thai language and have probably fucked and / or been blown by at least 2000 different Thai women just since I moved here and not counting when I was coming here dozens of times decades ago as a tourist punter.
I am positive there was no confusion or misunderstanding about that session or what the mamasan was trying to pull. She did not want to admit she bullshitted me into agreeing to pay the 2000 baht upfront for something even she suspected would not happen for me with that lady she recommended and if it all went badly, which it did, her expectation was that I would be "too nice" to complain and just go away quietly.
But she was wrong, that's all.
Of course, I also can't know how it "works" with other girls in that shop, for different customers, for different customers with that particular lady or if there had been a different mamasan on duty. I can only know how it went for me. And I will not be returning to find out what is or isn't true about any of the other 5's I saw in the shop.
Doesn't sound like the same mamasan I met
[QUOTE=Werqweq;2974749]I dropped by there yesterday evening. Fortunately the mamasan / manager on duty, a small girl with glasses, around 25 yo, remembered me from taking a girl there a few days before, so she also knew I was not there to just waste time.
I asked about the BJ-course priced at 1600, and wanted to know if that included CIM. She said CIM was 500 extra, to which I oh-ed, as I did not know that. She was getting ready to fetch the line-up, when I told her to wait a little, and told that a farang had a bad experience here some days ago, and then told her about EihTooms experience. She said she would ask the girls to make sure for me, and then I told her this guy, who wrote a review about it, had also asked mamasan before to make sure, but he still got a problem in the room. She asked if he had asked her, the glasses-girl, and said she did not think he had asked her. I said I was not sure who it was, but he had asked the mamasan working here that time to be sure about finish in mouth, and still got problem in the room. I worried I would get the same problem. She said sorry about that, and she would make sure to ask girl to be sure.
So, nothing interesting really. And if it's supposed to be 500 extra for CIM, that's double of BJ-bars, so not something I'm going to recommend anymore. To be honest, I had not considered that a "bj-course" could exclude finishing with a BJ too..[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report. The mamasan I met was much older than 25, probably at least late 30's, short, chunky, dark skin, no glasses that I recall.
I don't exactly know which course I was supposed to have gotten. Outside, the mamasan pointed to an option on the menu that was 2,000 baht for 45 minutes, she said including shower, massage and BJ. Like you, I would have assumed that meant a BBBJCIM, but no matter, I specified CIM anyway whether it said so somewhere on the menu or not. And to that the mamasan said "yes, all the girls do that. " No mention of a 500 baht CIM surcharge by her or the lady's I chose.
Then I repeated that part of it when we sat down in the lobby, she assured me it would include CIM and then I asked her to recommend the girl in the lineup that was the best at what I wanted. After I chose her recommended lady she spoke in Thai with her for a moment. That is when I assumed she was telling her what the course was supposed to include.
In the room, that girl never mentioned anything about a 500 baht surcharge for CIM or any surcharge for No Condom with FS. She only wanted me to understand she was not going to do that, no alternative, end of story.
Out in the lobby during the complaint / refund request discussion, the mamasan acted like there was no such thing as a BBBJ with a "CIM" finish or FS "without condom" with any ladies anywhere in Thailand much less with any ladies in her shop. LOL.
She literally said, "no, cannot" every way possible when I reminded her the CIM finish was our agreement.
And the only reason I know she also held the same "no, cannot" position on FS No Condom is because of whatever the lady the mamasan recommended said to her in Thai. So she repeatedly assured me that never happens anywhere in Thailand either and certainly not with any of the ladies in her shop.
Whatever.
Again, as usual; YMMV.