Chicago Club Reports

Made the mistake of trying to hit La Zona on an early Sunday evening and found the area crawling with crowds. AB and Hong Kong were packed and definately a "seller's market" for the ladies.

Decided to stop by Chicago for the first time in many trips and found what I was looking for - a situation where I could pick and choose and have some leverage (less mongers = more service and better bargining).

Scanned the scene and hooked up with Dorotea - a 25 year old not necessarily your "trophy" but a very cute girl with a very contagious personality. Barginning started at $60 and wound up (once again due to the "buyer's market") at $40 + $12 for the room for an hour of pleasure (massage to me, massage to her, dfk + foreplay, long cbj and cg/rcg to completion). Scale of 1-10 ... a solid 8.

Biggest pain in the ass was the border crossing at 830 pm - hopped in a cab but couldn't even make it to Ave Revolucion before hopping out and walking to La Lina - only to fine the LONGEST line I have ever faced - took almost 1 1/2 hours to get to the US side.

Didn't realize sundays would be a lot busier. I guess I should avoid tj on Sundays. Thanks for that tip.

DFK? The chicas will really do that? I never even contemplated that. Is that during sex, before or after? Aren't you concerned with catching something that way?

btw, what is [b]cg/rcg[/b]?

[QUOTE=OCTraveler] Barginning started at $60 and wound up (once again due to the "buyer's market") at $40 + $12 for the room for an hour of pleasure [/QUOTE]

Well it's one thing to get a bar chica to go for less than a street girl ($40 for 1 hr = when the average street girl would demand $80 plus) but to get the room for an hour @ $12 when the rate is that per half hour segment is monumental feat!

You truly are the man!!!

[QUOTE=Efjayel] DFK? The chicas will really do that? I never even contemplated that. Is that during sex, before or after? Aren't you concerned with catching something that way?

btw, what is [b]cg/rcg[/b]?[/QUOTE]

- Before (don't want the taste of latex LOL) - Concern? We all choose our levels of hygene/safety concern in TJ (sucking on a nipple, drinking from dirty beer bottles, consuming ice made from the local water, getting in a taxi, partaking oysters from a street vendor, etc etc etc) so I guess I place the level of this concern somewhere less than some and higher than others

-You'll find these in Jackson's glossary - cg= cowgirl (her on top facing you) and rcg= reverse cowgirl (her on top facing away from you)

Speaking of the taste of Latex, one chica didn't want me to use my trojan condom. She complained that she didn't like the taste of it so she used one of her own condoms. One other chica didn't tell me that but she non-chalantly wiped the lubricant while chatting with me from my trojan condom before doing the CBJ then poured some of her own lubricant from a bottle before fucking me.

Got a call at work Wednesday/a couple buddies from L. A. Wanted to make a zona trip. Decided what the hell, made plans to meet them at the border about 8:30p. Figured I would be "tour guide", since it was their first and second times in TJ. Landed at CC after an hour at AB. Chatted and had drinks with a few girls. Each of us had one girl at CC; I went with a favorite, Venus. The other girls, I had never seen before (one's name was Alicia, brunette, spoke some English); but my buddies were both very pleased with their girls and service. Got out of dodge around 11p, shortly after finishing. Had job interview thurday morning. Might be living a little higher off the hog soon.

Jay

That's an easy one... it's not the latex, it's the brand.
Trojan condoms have lubricant plus a spermicide (the name skips my mind) that has an awful taste.
Sico, Durex brands only have the lubricant, some offer flavors and that's what the girls favor.



[QUOTE=Efjayel]Speaking of the taste of Latex, one chica didn't want me to use my trojan condom. She complained that she didn't like the taste of it so she used one of her own condoms. One other chica didn't tell me that but she non-chalantly wiped the lubricant while chatting with me from my trojan condom before doing the CBJ then poured some of her own lubricant from a bottle before fucking me.[/QUOTE]

well, i’m sitting here sipping some of my favorite lagavulin single malt, popa chubby’s on winamp and i’m planning to go see the padres tomorrow, with a side trip to tj afterwards. what’s not to like, right?

the only problem is that my amiga had to move away, and she ain’t comin’ back. and that kinda sux.

i met maite a couple of years ago in chicago club. i was sitting at the bar, near the end where the changing room is, watching the tv. she was sitting next to me and i was trying to concentrate on the baseball game. she wasn’t bad looking, but not really my type and a bit older than the rest. probably about 35 – 36 at the time. figure about a 6.5 on the pp scale. but she made a few insightful comments about the game, and began chatting about sports. turns out she knew a bit about beisbol, a fair amount about american football and a lot about soccer. we chatted about this and that, had a few drinks and an interesting time. (this was back when customer/lady drinks were $3 and $6 respectively, so it’s been a while!). we finally headed upstairs for the standard $60/30 min. arrangement. the action was pretty good overall, and certainly qualified for a future encore.

so, for the next several visits, we’d hook up at cc. we’d have a few drinks in a booth, she’d help me with my spanish, i’d help her with her english. we would eventually go arriba. from the 2nd time on, she would just tell me not to worry about the length of time, and to just pay her what i could. that’s cool with me, but i’m no cheap charlie, either. on average our 90 minute sessions would cost about $80.

one time, by chance, i had a free weekend. i call, we decide to meet at hotel nelson. i get a room ($50 on the weekends, i recall). this place really has seen better days, but it’s a great location. the rooms are really dumpy.

anyway, we get fish tacos at this great all-local stand 5 or 6 blocks away, spend some time at the sports book, then all night drinking at the nelson’s bar. this is a great little watering hole. mostly locals, the drinks are reasonably priced, pretty good jukebox. we proceed to get hammered. i’m pretty drunk, but m’s absolutely sh*tfaced by about 2:00am. we stagger upstairs, hit the hay. i’m ready for some action, she’s strangely lethargic. next thing you know, i hear a strange sound. i sit up and she’s hurling all over the floor next to the bed! holy sh*t! i fetch the wastebasket, but it’s a bit too late. oh, well.

raging hangover the next day. hangover-tinged morning nookie isn’t the greatest, but it’s better than nothing! spend the rest of the morning in the nelson bar drinking cervezas michiladas, which she swore was the only cure for a hangover. you gotta love these authentic experiences. i left for home in the afternoon, she opted not to go to work that evening. i think she got $150 - $200 at the end, but memory is really fuzzy.

this sort of became our mo for the next couple of years. we’d meet, get a room and go have a good time. (i think we’ve been in most of the hotels on revu now. the paris is a dump, the cesar has been remodeled and is rather nice, in a motel 6 kind of way, the espana is probably my farorite. but they’re all pretty noisy until about 3:00 – 4:00 in the am). consequently, i had no reason to go to cc for a long time.

to go off on a tangent for a second, earlier this year i called her up. she’s now working days. (i thought it was still at cc but i found out that it was at las chavelas) she says she really preferred days over nights. the crowd was a lot different (many married men looking for a little on the side), a lot calmer and less nerve wracking. that’s the official line, and it may be true. i know that she is well past her sell-by date, and suspect the night shift wasn’t paying what it used to. she’s now about 38, but looks a little older. i guess working in a bar will do that to you. but you certainly don’t want to get into a tequila drinking contest with her! :-)

fast forward to july. i got a friday off, headed down, got the room at espana, just like always. after lunch at the fish taco stand we’re back in the room. i like sitting in a quiet room and talking. i can concentrate on the spanish without too much interruption, and if the person speaks a little slowly i can pick up a lot. it really helps, so we would do that frequently. she tells me that her mother is really ill and she may have to go back to chiapas and take care of her. if that happens, she isn’t coming back.

earlier this month i received a call from her. she left a message asking me to call her back right away. uh-oh! i do, and she would like to see me before the weekend. i make arrangements, get a padres ticket, and head down on friday, two weeks ago.

we go to her favorite place, la especial restaurant. (btw, the food’s really good). over the birria de res she tells me that her mom has gotten a lot worse and the she needs to leave after the weekend. bummer. she’s sad. me too.

“what are you thinking?”
“soy triste.”
“por que?”
“en tijuana, hay muchas damas, pero no hay muchas amigas. soy triste para perder una amiga”

i had no intention of staying that night. i hate long good-byes. i figured i just go see the pads and head home. i thought i’d told her that before we went to eat, but i guess it didn’t register. i slipped her $100 at the table (it was all i could scrape together on short notice, but it would pay for about half of her plane ticket). she seemed a bit confused, but counted it and accepted it. (one thing a little off-putting. in sea i almost never see the girls stop and count the money. in tj they all seem to. but i digress). we finish and go to the street. she wants to know if i want to get a room at the espana. i say no, i gotta go soon.

“then why did you give me $100?”
“it’s my gift to you. a good-bye present. it will help with your ticket.”

she seems surprised and a bit pleased. but she really doesn’t want me to leave yet. i have a bit of time so we go into club animale and have a couple of beers. i finally confess that i have to leave to go to a baseball game. she wonders why i just didn’t tell her. she says that’s ok, she’s the same way with soccer. if the game’s on, don’t bother her. i finally promise that i’ll come back after the game, if it isn’t too late. baseball not having any fixed time frame is difficult to explain to people used to soccer.

get to la linea around 5:00, about 45 minutes in line, trolley to the stadium. watch the padres pull it out in extra innings, back to la linea on the trolley. call and we meet at the corner near cc. turns out that she has a room near there, temporarily.

we go hand-in-hand up constitucion to la revu. she knows i don’t have a lot of dough left, so she picks the place with $1 coronas. after 3 or 4 i feel pretty good, but it’s getting really late and i gotta hit the road. she’s surprised, and not too happy, that i don’t intend to sleep with her. i ‘fess up that i don’t have the $$ left for a room. she says that we’ll go to her room, if i don’t mind no hot water. ok, fine.

mano en mano, back down constitucion. she has a room just past molino rojo, in a really cheesy block of rooms. single room, dinky bathroom, no hot water, just enough room for a single bed and a tv. really grotty. $60 a week. she had been sharing a small apartment with two other girls in a somewhat nicer part of town, but they had moved away. she suspected things were going to get really bad in chiapas, so she took this dump for a few weeks. (i thought this place was bad for one person, but she told me that two girls who worked at cc shared the same sized room next door. and i thought i’d seen some grim dwellings in cambodia.)

well we got undressed, turn out the lights, opened the door for a bit of breeze and went at it for the last time. she always enjoyed daty, so, as a treat, i indulged her. she always liked cg, i prefer mish, so we split the duties. after resting and cooling down, it’s almost 2:30. i have a 2 hour drive ahead of me. she’d really like me to stay the night with her, but i just have too much crap to do on saturday. so it’s a cold shower, dress and she escorts me back to the corner opposite cc. she says the alley leading from her place to the street is dangerous and that she needed to go with me. maybe she’s right. quick kiss on the corner, grab a cab and it’s off to the border. no cops at the drop-off, whiz through security and it’s back to la. get home about 4:45. ugh.

so, now it’s back again to tj, but it won’t be the same. it may be good, it may be bad, but it won’t be the same. time will tell whether it’s better or worse. i can still hear her cautioning me in her slightly fractured english.

“when you come to tijuana, be careful. stay away from women who only want money, money, money. too many ladies in chicago take too much drugs. always want money, more money. too crazy.”

well, with advice like that, what can you say? i will say this. i’ve met a lot of girls in this business, and the ones who get my respect are the ones who take their familial responsibilities seriously. from rangoon to jaco, the ones who get my repeat business use the money they earn to feed and educate their children, care for their aged parents, or whatever. they don’t sit on their ass and collect welfare, they don’t support some leech boyfriend and they money doesn’t go straight up their noses. you gotta respect someone like that, and ms. maite certainly fits the bill.

adios, maite. vaya con dios.

pp

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went to see the pads saturday. frickin' traffic! the construction on the 5 just before the 5/805 split, even when they're not working, causes this huge slowdown for several miles. arrgh! 2 hour drive turns into a 3+ hour drive. park at the border near the trolley, trolley to petco, get to my seat an hour late.

after the game, crossed la linea and grabbed a yellow taxi to the border (cuz i'm too lazy to go find a libre). driver chatted me up, told me how bad the police are getting, stopping everybody walking, mexican or american, doesn't matter. rico, pobre, doesn't matter. he also mentioned something about the cops "leave us alone," which i took to mean the yellow cab drivers. since the taxi mafia and jorge hank are as*hole buddies, do the fuzz not hassle the yellow cabs? did i misunderstand? was he full of guano? anybody?

got to cc just before 11:00. place was swamped. like 6 - 8:1, guys to girls. not so good. so i made a lap and walked out. thought i'd poke my head into las chavelas, just for fun. looked around, not nearly as busy, but couldn't see anything that really attracted me. a fairly chubby chica kept smiling at me and patting the chair next to her. i kept smiling back and kept my distance.

ok, so back to cc. took another lap, looking for jackalyn, or another familiar face. there were quite a few 9.5s and 10s strutting around. tall, fair skin, super-model looks (and probably attitude to match). but ginormous chichis plasticas just aren't my cup of tea. i felt somebody grab me from behind. i turned and looked down on a little spinner. she had almost-shoulder-length hair bleached in the sort of streaky way, with some sort of perm to make it look wavy, and the gel treatment so it looks sort of "wet" all the time. you know what i mean. tiny natural a cups, rather a "moon" face with a very toothy smile. probably a 5.5 on the scale. i didn't feel like hanging around for another hour or two looking, and i wasn't planning on staying too late, so i figured we'd see where this one went.

so, she's sara from vera cruz. she says she'd 19 with no kids. hmm. and, that she's only been in tj for 3 days!! (she also had a bridge she wanted to sell me, but i didn't have enough money on me. damn, i could've really used that bridge, too). very limited english. overall a rather sweet attitude. after a couple of drinks we negociate a tln for $180, but it's apparently a bit too early in her shift. seems you can only be "gone" for so long before a salida becomes due and payable. i hadn't booked a room, and wasn't going to do that and pay a salida, so we abandoned that idea and decided on 2 hours for $100.

up in the room we get to know each other better. the chicas really dig it when you talk about their familia, ninos, etc., and i think it usually leads to a better overall experience. but ymmv. she finally 'fesses up to having a kid, a little girl 5 years old. (she had the stretch marks to prove it). she showed me the pix. apparently she had her when she was 14!!! wtf?? i asked her why. she said that she wasn't thinking. what an understatement.

cut to the chase - she only does cbj and cfs, which was fine. her cbj was very, very good. amazing what you can learn in just 3 days. no kissing (well, a little). play with the twins a bit, but she would cup them in her hands, which was mildly annoying. seemed to prefer mish (which i like anyway). p*ssy still tight. needed a pillow under her butt since she was so tiny. pretty good post-coital oil massage. overall, this was probably a soft 7 on the pp scale. i think she may be worth another try in the future. downside is that she wouldn't shower afterwards.

one weird thing, while we're laying on the bed, chatting and getting to know each other, she would quietly masturbate herself. never seen that before...

usually i just have some tacos and head back to la linea afterwards, but tonight i thought i'd hang around for a bit. bought sara another drink (agua mineral for the both of us) and hung out. she needed to get back go work. no problem. i watched her, off and on, for the remainder of my time there. poor girl tried hard, but couldn't snag another customer.

so, i'm propping up the bar near the end. up comes lily. rather tall, thin morena, about an 8 on a good day. very funny in a really hyper sort of way. i suspect some sort of stimulant. bought her a drink just because she was so amusing. she "guaranteed" me a good time, and told me she needed her "protein." :-) it was sort of like chatting with carmen miranda on speed.

next, up wanders helena de michocan. she's a very presentable 40-year old. reasonable body for the age, naturals in a push-up bra. nice hair which, on reflection, was probably a wig, lives in playa tijuana. she likes me, she says, because the other men there are too young and remind her of her son! :-) she's actually very touchable and speaks pretty good english. she was also very drunk! plenty of groping, some dancing bar-side, fun stuff, all for the price of a couple of drinks. she did say one fun thing: "call me on a sunday. maybe we can watch the sun go down from my bed." what's not to like? ;-)

i'm running out of dough, it's now almost 4:00 and i gotta go. i make my way to the door, look to my right, and guess who's sitting at the bar? the famous jackalyn! crap! just my luck. out of time and out of money. well, i have to sit down with her for a bit. i buy her a drink just for old times' sake. she launches into her patented gfe mode. lots of hugs, shoulder, neck, leg massage, etc., etc. it's like you're the only guy in the world, or something like that. man, if she could bottle that, she'd make bill gates look like a homeless wino.

at 4:15 i really have to go, and her shift is over, too. out the door, into a taxi, off to la linea. lots more people that i expected for 4:30am, but zipped right through. no cops at the bridge, just lots of young kids. in my car and pulling out of the parking lot by 4:35. home at 6:15.

pp

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[quote=phordphan]went to see the pads saturday. frickin' traffic! the construction on the 5 just before the 5/805 split, even when they're not working, causes this huge slowdown for several miles. arrgh! 2 hour drive turns into a 3+ hour drive. park at the border near the trolley, trolley to petco, get to my seat an hour late.

after the game, crossed la linea and grabbed a yellow taxi to the border (cuz i'm too lazy to go find a libre). driver chatted me up, told me how bad the police are getting, stopping everybody walking, mexican or american, doesn't matter. rico, pobre, doesn't matter. he also mentioned something about the cops "leave us alone," which i took to mean the yellow cab drivers. since the taxi mafia and jorge hank are as*hole buddies, do the fuzz not hassle the yellow cabs? did i misunderstand? was he full of guano? anybody?

got to cc just before 11:00. place was swamped. like 6 - 8:1, guys to girls. not so good. so i made a lap and walked out. thought i'd poke my head into las chavelas, just for fun. looked around, not nearly as busy, but couldn't see anything that really attracted me. a fairly chubby chica kept smiling at me and patting the chair next to her. i kept smiling back and kept my distance.

ok, so back to cc. took another lap, looking for jackalyn, or another familiar face. there were quite a few 9.5s and 10s strutting around. tall, fair skin, super-model looks (and probably attitude to match). but ginormous chichis plasticas just aren't my cup of tea. i felt somebody grab me from behind. i turned and looked down on a little spinner. she had almost-shoulder-length hair bleached in the sort of streaky way, with some sort of perm to make it look wavy, and the gel treatment so it looks sort of "wet" all the time. you know what i mean. tiny natural a cups, rather a "moon" face with a very toothy smile. probably a 5.5 on the scale. i didn't feel like hanging around for another hour or two looking, and i wasn't planning on staying too late, so i figured we'd see where this one went.

so, she's sara from vera cruz. she says she'd 19 with no kids. hmm. and, that she's only been in tj for 3 days!! (she also had a bridge she wanted to sell me, but i didn't have enough money on me. damn, i could've really used that bridge, too). very limited english. overall a rather sweet attitude. after a couple of drinks we negociate a tln for $180, but it's apparently a bit too early in her shift. seems you can only be "gone" for so long before a salida becomes due and payable. i hadn't booked a room, and wasn't going to do that and pay a salida, so we abandoned that idea and decided on 2 hours for $100.

up in the room we get to know each other better. the chicas really dig it when you talk about their familia, ninos, etc., and i think it usually leads to a better overall experience. but ymmv. she finally 'fesses up to having a kid, a little girl 5 years old. (she had the stretch marks to prove it). she showed me the pix. apparently she had her when she was 14!!! wtf?? i asked her why. she said that she wasn't thinking. what an understatement.

cut to the chase - she only does cbj and cfs, which was fine. her cbj was very, very good. amazing what you can learn in just 3 days. no kissing (well, a little). play with the twins a bit, but she would cup them in her hands, which was mildly annoying. seemed to prefer mish (which i like anyway). p*ssy still tight. needed a pillow under her butt since she was so tiny. pretty good post-coital oil massage. overall, this was probably a soft 7 on the pp scale. i think she may be worth another try in the future. downside is that she wouldn't shower afterwards.

one weird thing, while we're laying on the bed, chatting and getting to know each other, she would quietly masturbate herself. never seen that before...

usually i just have some tacos and head back to la linea afterwards, but tonight i thought i'd hang around for a bit. bought sara another drink (agua mineral for the both of us) and hung out. she needed to get back go work. no problem. i watched her, off and on, for the remainder of my time there. poor girl tried hard, but couldn't snag another customer.

so, i'm propping up the bar near the end. up comes lily. rather tall, thin morena, about an 8 on a good day. very funny in a really hyper sort of way. i suspect some sort of stimulant. bought her a drink just because she was so amusing. she "guaranteed" me a good time, and told me she needed her "protein." :-) it was sort of like chatting with carmen miranda on speed.

next, up wanders helena de michocan. she's a very presentable 40-year old. reasonable body for the age, naturals in a push-up bra. nice hair which, on reflection, was probably a wig, lives in playa tijuana. she likes me, she says, because the other men there are too young and remind her of her son! :-) she's actually very touchable and speaks pretty good english. she was also very drunk! plenty of groping, some dancing bar-side, fun stuff, all for the price of a couple of drinks. she did say one fun thing: "call me on a sunday. maybe we can watch the sun go down from my bed." what's not to like? ;-)

i'm running out of dough, it's now almost 4:00 and i gotta go. i make my way to the door, look to my right, and guess who's sitting at the bar? the famous jackalyn! crap! just my luck. out of time and out of money. well, i have to sit down with her for a bit. i buy her a drink just for old times' sake. she launches into her patented gfe mode. lots of hugs, shoulder, neck, leg massage, etc., etc. it's like you're the only guy in the world, or something like that. man, if she could bottle that, she'd make bill gates look like a homeless wino.

at 4:15 i really have to go, and her shift is over, too. out the door, into a taxi, off to la linea. lots more people that i expected for 4:30am, but zipped right through. no cops at the bridge, just lots of young kids. in my car and pulling out of the parking lot by 4:35. home at 6:15.

pp

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very good report and good sense of humor!

[QUOTE=HornyTraveler]Very good report and good sense of humor![/QUOTE]

Here, here! I enjoyed both very much too!

To Phordphan or anyone else with intel on these hotels:


[QUOTE=Phordphan]...
Hotel Nelson. I get a room ($50 on the weekends, I recall). This place really has seen better days, but it’s a great location. The rooms are really dumpy.

...the Cesar has been remodeled and is rather nice,in a Motel 6 kind of way
...the Espana is probably my farorite. But they’re all pretty noisy until about...

PP
[/QUOTE]


How would you rate the Cesar and Espana hotels?
Whats the cost to stay one night during the week?
How far are they from CC/AB?

Thanks in advance,
Donnie

[QUOTE=Donnie D]To Phordphan or anyone else with intel on these hotels:
How would you rate the Cesar and Espana hotels?
Whats the cost to stay one night during the week?
How far are they from CC/AB? [/QUOTE]
I will let Phordphan comment on how they rate as I've not stayed there but... I believe the Hacienda de Santiago is a good bet for a nice room, decent price and a bit over a block from CC/AB.

It would be a lot easier to get a street girl to go there with you and maybe easier to get a bar girl if you wanted an all nighter.

[QUOTE=Donnie D]To Phordphan or anyone else with intel on these hotels:

How would you rate the Cesar and Espana hotels?

Whats the cost to stay one night during the week?

How far are they from CC/AB?

Thanks in advance,

Donnie[/QUOTE]Hi,

See my reply in the general TJ section.

Never been to the Hacienda de Santiago. Can't comment but will check it out next time.

I checked out the Villa Zaragoza once. It seems a nice place if you have your car, but it's way the hell up behind the Jai Alai fronton, and quite a hike to the zona.

PP

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