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Also, if you wear a college t-shirt or baseball cap, the process of going across the border is expedited. Also, if one looks foreign, one can just say that they were born in Honolulu, HI. That is what I do and I have not yet given the border officials a copy of my passport, only my driver's license.
Trip report from weekend 3-15-03, met Cobra in Austin and we headed to boystown Friday afternoon arriving to the compound around 9:30, we hear from Kosher Kowboy that he is already on site and making the rounds. If you've never met Kosher you are missing out as he is a one of a kind, we met up with Kosher and are walking into Papa Gayos and it's like hanging out with a rock star...all the chickas are hugging Koshers and he's waving to everyone else, I new I was in the company of a Papa Gayos celebrity. I could only hope he would leave some good looking chicas for me and Cobra. As the night went on we eventually meet up with JT, Border Jumper and Austin Hodoggie at Hollywood nights, Border Banger at Pimp Daddys and 3 cool buddies of Koshers. About the chicas, looks like the best looking ones are still at Pappa Gayos starting price $80 plus room. Now if looking for crazy, nasty, in your face, stripper types then you need to go to Pimp Daddys...I did Lucera or some name like that and she was as wild as adverstised.. Pictures used to be in Boystown Army, but thats another story. $50 including room for Army members. Just a heads up the drinks for the chics are $5 for a cupa and $10 for a beer for them... On Friday night I found a good looking chick in the New Paris club, now this place is a dive but I've had good luck the last two trips. $50 plus $10 for room. Other notes, JT have to hand it to you, spending 2 weeks in boystown and doing 4 to 5 chica per day.. you the man!!! Border Jumper, would have like talked to you some more, but it's tough to talk over the loud music, you'll know when Borderjumper is in the compound he drives a creame color Mercedes, not a very common site in BT. Cobra has found a Diamond in the rough but I've been sworned to secerecy so I can only tell you she wasn't from Papas, but she's a babe. Other stuff, the hawkers that hang outside the clubs trying to get you in the door as you walk by have become very agressive, don't care for that agressive bull shit. Had one guy put his arm around me, I had to get candid with him. Sadly, the prices for the girls are going up, the girls in clubs like Tabu are quoting $90 plus room, hell I even heard of one ask for $200. The room girls are also asking for more money the $20 is just for starters and Cobra had one that wanted to be paid by position, she was good looking but damn...charge by position!! Room girls are looking younger than ever and some are better looking than what you'll find in the clubs. Just giving the highlights spent the day with Cobra, Kosher and JT, all good company. Chango and Beavis are MIA. Later, Mic Jagger.
Wow, have prices went up that much, Mic? I was there 2 weekends ago, weekend of March 8, and the ladies were highly inexpensive in comparison from my last trips. I have never done a lady from Papagayos, but this last time, I coudn't resist. She was about 5'4, 100 lbs. She offered everything for $30, but I had to pay for the room and towel, so total damage, $41. I didn't even have a set time. I was banging her for about 45 min. After her, I got sloppy seconds from an amigo of mine. She wasn't all that at all. She offered BBBJ, though. So I did her. I was in there for damn near the same amount of time, and I only paid $48, total. On the way up to Laredo, via Greyhound, I was hearing from some other guys that Papaguyo's standard price was $80 now, and I was in shock, but didn't really mind, because I'm usually at Marabu, or PimpDaddy's, getting mine. But once we stepped foot into PapaG's, I couldn't resist the deal I was striking up for w/this first girl. Well, Marabu was the gem of the evening for me. I met a girl who went by Candy. I ended up getting the ultimate GFE for about 2 hours, and a free BBBJ. I didn't get to cim, though. Wish I did, but after all I was trying to romance the *****. Pimp Daddy's was bumpin' that night, but didn't get to stay long. My girl Lucero was a freak like always. She gave me a hj in front of everyone, and was giving me the best damn 30 min. lap dance I've ever had, all for nothing. I tipped her $20, because after all that, I ditched her, and went back to Marabu. I agree w/you, Mic, on the room girls. They are looking better, and younger, but I will say, w/the upgrade in quality came the upgrade in price. When I first started going to BT, I was only paying about $8 - max$10 for 30 min. w/these girls, now they want $20 for 15 min., and that's only missionary! WTF is that? Oh well, that's inflation for you.
-Hustla
Hustla, I'd like to think the higher prices the girls are charging is due to inflation but I don't think so.....a better bet is large influx of newbies to BT that are just throwing their money around and not negotiating with the girls. I know when your horny your not thinking straight but in this economy these prices are too high and there is no one else to blame but the mongers who pay too much and screw it up for the next guy. I see you've been working the girls on their pricing, I'd like to see more of that from the rest of us mongers, lets keep the prices reasonable. Later, Mic Jagger.
Well hell boys, did I have a good time in NL this weekend. My handle on other sites is Cobra.
Met MicJagger in Austin and had a quick ride to NL. I only spent 3.5 hours getting from Dallas to Austin and the closer I got to NL the heavier my foot became. Mic looked a little concerned but I promised him I would keep it under 100 mph.
We rolled into town on Friday and checked in to the Reforma. A little information, in the Reforma the lobby is not the first floor. We got a room on the 3rd floor, which is actually the 4th floor. What a climb up the stairs! The room was okay but it was sold as a double and it had a double bed and a single bed. Hats off to Mic for taking the smaller bed, since I am about 6'2", 215 lbs. Grabbed dinner in the Reforma Restaurant, which is pretty good. Had a good meal and a cerveza for about $7.50. I drove across the border and the Reforma does have off street, secured parking in the back. A must in NL.
A little hint, always pay in pesos, not US dollars, when the peso is over 10 per dollar. This weekend it was 10.75 pesos to the dollar.
Mic and I got showered then headed out to the zona. Met up with Kosher and JT in the zona and walked to see the sites. I will admit that it was nice driving around the complex to check out the action before parking at Papas. We also took a cooler full of bottled water, since Mic and I are not big drinkers. Never had a problem walking into a bar with water.
After walking around and hitting all the good clubs I deceided on this little SPOA (Sweet Piece Of Ass) room girl. I had Mic there as my interpreter and worked out a $25 deal for nude, everything (except bj), for 25 minutes. This girl had a body to die for! Got in the room and was about half way there and she slips on a condom. I told her I wanted to wait a few more minutes, but she kept repeating Condom, Condom. Needless to say I never really got into the mood so I paid her and slipped out the door. Language barriers suck.
Met up with the guys a few more times and ended up in Maribu. I talked to the waiter and he interpreted with this 22 year old SPOA. We agreed on 810 pesos ($75), including the room, towel and everything I wanted (no anal). Got to the room and she went to the Bano to lube up. We frenched, fucked and showered. I worked this girl over pretty good and she did something I have never had happen to me before. She actually gave me back 100 pesos. I almost shit myself. Of course I gave it back to her.
This girl was truely a GFE, the best experience I have ever had in the zona.
Saturday night we headed back to the Zona and hit several clubs. I met quite a few of the guys that night, BorderJumper, Kosher, BorderBanger, JT and AustinHoDoggie. We all ended up in Pimp Daddys. I never really got to talk to AustinHoDoggie since he had a girl in his lap, or on his chest, or on his shoulder or humping his leg, the entire time. He was not complaining and I enjoyed watching the show. If you have never been to Pimp Daddys you have to make the time. The girls in this place are wild. I would loved to have taken on one but I was on a mission.
I ended up back at Maribu and of course my little Seniorita was working, as she promised. When she saw me she lit up with a smile. We had a drink and then went to the room. Same deal as Friday night. We got to the room and she immediately started kissing me. we made out like high school kids for about 10 minutes. She stripped me down and I stripped her down and started to kiss a little more. When I slipped my finger in her she was as wet as the Rio Grande. I was ready to fuck her but she grabbed my dick and started giving me one hell of a blow job, covered of course. I thought I would blow my load righ then. We then proceeded to get down to business. First missionary, then her on top. The entire time she would play with her tits, kiss my neck or suck my nipple. I thought "Holy shit, this girl is having a good time!" I could have sworn she came and then she told me Alto. I stopped and she climbed off me and got on all fours and told me, by grabbing my dick and pulling me into her, to fuck her doggie style. Since I am a gentleman, I obliged! We tried a few more positions and I finally blew one. Showered and went back to the bar to wait on her. She showed up about 15 minutes later smiling and gave me a big kiss goodnight. I slept like a baby that night.
I would like to believe she would follow me home, but I know she is just trying to pay the rent. And I did pay a little above market price both nights, but I always negotiate time and multiple nuts instead of money, with the club girls. Both nights went for 45 minutes, not the usual 30 minutes.
I will be cashing in my daughters college fund and going back to NL in the near future!
It's kinda funny w/that situation, Mic Jagger. A lot of times mongers will agree on a few things. If you negotiate a girl too much, and she finally accepts, you "may" get a horrible session, or at least worse then if you paid the initial cost. So.. watch out gentlemen. Get them down, but do it the right way. Here are some tips on when to go for the kill:
1. When the club is obviously dead.
2. Don't pick the top girl, or top girls. The "not so popular girls are still fine at some clubs, ie Papagayo's, and their prices are still untapped to highstake.
3. Buy her a drink, it won't break you!
4. Treat her nicely, they're still women, and still have emotions, and still are prone to be swept off their feet, especially in MX!
5. If mileage is what you want, then after talking an $80 girl down to $30 - $40, and everything still goes well in the room, tip her afterwards. I usually tip her to make the full $80, minus the room or course. This will show her that you are "falling" for her. Hehhe. She will either take it as, "I'm going to lead this fella on," or, "How sweet.." BUT, either way, she'll give you a MAJOR discount, if not freebies. That's through my experiences.
Just some thoughts from a true hustla.
-Hustla
Wow it sounds like I missed a good weekend. oh well I had to finally go back to work. Keep it rocking guys !
After Action Report 13 March 03
I flew on three aircraft to finally reach the land of latina pussy at 10pm. I caught a cab from Laredo International to BT for $35. After checking in and getting the flight funk off me, I went into Shamrock and PD and did not find much. PD had 2 new chicas but nothing special. I saw three hot ass room girls across the street from PD but they wanted $30 for 20 min. I remembered that a poster from another site recommended the Shamrock, so I decided to go there. Here is were I met Alma from NL. She was cute and had long black hair and was 19 yrs old. I bartered her down from $60 to $40 room incl. After banging her, I made arrangements for her to come to my room at HN after the club closed. I told her I would pay her $75 for the all nighter. She accepted. At 4am she came with her friend and told me that for $150, I could have them both. Well, after a minute of negotiations, I got them both for $100. Her friends mane was inez and was also 18 yrs old. After session one, I was ready to hit the sack. In the morning, I had a quickie from both of them and them we all went out for breakfast.
After Action Report 14 March 03
After a siesta, I received a call from Borderjumper and we agreed to meet at Maribu at 10pm. Well, he had some things to do, so we met the following day. My first was a really hot girl from Tabu whose name I do not recall. In my drunken stuper, I paid her $110 for an hour, but unleased an entire roll of film on her in the bedroom. After a cervesa at PD, I was ready for another girl. I chose a very cute and skinny 19 yr old room gal named mariana. She was the typical room girl mechanical sex girl. Nothing special except for her great ass. I then met up with Kosher, Micjagger, and Cobra (dindallas) outside Tabu. We all all hung out for a while. My last chica was Lucifer from PD. She was the typical sex maniac.
After Action Report 15 March 03
Went to lunch with Micjagger, Kosher, and Cobra (dindallas) at a restaurante in el Centro, then back to BT for a quick siesta. After an hour of solid sleep, Borderjumper knocked on my door and we talked for a few then met HoDoggie. Border went on his way and I took a shower then Hodoggie and myself began our *****mongering. I chose a room gal named marie from Aculpulco. What can I say, a typical cum and run. I met up with Hodoggie and the gang at PD and I did Starship Nelly, while Micjagger had Lucifer and Hodoggie had Janet. We all were not disappointed. Nelly was as great as usual. Real GFE. She is one of the few girls in BT who I call a true sweetheart. After sex with Nelly, we sat down and I bought her a drink. I turned around and to my amazement was BorderBanger!! Wow, what a surprise! We went to HN for a cervesa then to Tabu. The chicas in Tabu did nothing for me, so I departed and went to Maribu. I tried finding Wendy, but she could not be found. I believe that she only works on the weekends. It was now 3am and I had to find my last piece so I went to a room girl across the street form the Western and had some really awful sex for $20 con ropa. Screw it, I was in the mood for a dirty *****.
After Action Report 16 March 03
Well, it is Sunday and I know that the zona would be slow for the next four nights. I started with a quick nooner with a room girl for $25. Nothing speciall. At 9pm, I went to Maribu, but it was completely dead. I made for PD and did Mariana, who I did before in Club 1 2 3 two yrs ago. She was totally not club material. Her ass should be out in one of the rooms outside. Soooooo horrible sex! Also, PD charged me $24 for the room for the hour. What bullshit! I met a fellow *****monger from another site and he had Brenda. Afterwards, I could tell that he was a happy camper due to the smile on his face. I went to HN for a cervesa and to cool off for a while, then decided to check out club 1 2 3, which was dead. I decided to have another room girl then call it the night.
After Action Report 17 march 03.
I needed a change of pace, so I decided to go to the Herradura club in el Centro. I checked into a hotel and was on my way. The club caters to the local population and has girl next door types working. I love the non-pro atmosphere there. I did a petite girl for $40 plus 13 for a room across the street. Afterwards, I had a girl named Mati for the same price. Wow, she gave me the best bj of this trip (so far). I got something to eat then hit the sack.
After Action Report 18 March 03
I went to the Herradura club at 9pm but nothing interested me. I decided to catch a cab to BT. If you are not interested, the cabbies will lower their rates, especially if it is dead out. The cab was $6. I went to HN, and found a hot ass 18 yr old named Shantel from Aculpulco. I bought her a drink then she had to dance. She told me that she would be back, but actually went to an old dude who kept tipping her dollars. I decided to hit Tanya up from Tabu and was quite disappointed. Totally room girl behavior. This blew! I had a taco then hit up a room girl for $30 sin ropa. She was even worse than Tanya. I decided to call it a night. While walking to the taxi stand, Johanna from PD was walking my direction and asked if I wanted to have a cervesa with her. We went to the Maribu and had a drink then we decided to meet in my hotel in El Centro on Wednesday (today). I will give full details after the all nighter is completed. I had her on two different occasions in the past. Once at Club 1 2 3 and once while she was working at Pullman club. She has a very petite and tight hard body with B cup titties and a pretty face. Hopefully she will make up for the shortfalls that I have endured in BT on this trip.
Happy Hunting!
JT
Hello fellows, this is just a warning that with the War going on that the Border Patrol can close the border at any time. This happened during the 9/11 tragedy. I heard of a few stories where guys were stuck in Mexico and could not cross back the bridge. The sad part was they had already spent all their money in BT, otherwise, it wouldn't have been too bad being stuck in BT.
Actually, first I just want to apologize for not posting anything in quite a while. The problem is that I have broken my truck and I am jealous of all yall that can get to Wonderland. Also about the recent increase in prices, they always go up this time of year (Spring Break) and should go back down soon. Also about the Identification question. I went to BT on Sept. 15 2001 and only had to show my driver's liscense, however I am a large, blonde, redneck type that would be hard to mistake as anything but a "NATIVE FUKIN' TEXAN". Hopfully soon I will be back on the road to "Adult Male Heaven" and actually get to meet some of you guys. It seem we should get along as we seem to all have some of the same mental disfunctions. By the way Kosher (if you read this board anymore) I have some leafy stuff you will have to try if we ever get to meet. I garuntee that It's better than what you have in your pipe now.
also, My computeer is a piece of shit so don't rag on me about not speaking up as often as others. This thing takes forever.
wonderland
Well, BigMoney is right. I for one am steering clear of crossing any borders during our war time. The one good thing is, so many people are tuned into the war, that hobbying in your neighborhood should be pretty cold, in re to LE. I think now would be one of the best times to grab a ho, and just stay home.
-Hustla
After Action Report for Wed 19 Mar 03
Well, my "all nighter" with Johanna from Pimp Daddys was not that good. She arrived at 5:30 and we had round one. Afterwards, she wanted to shower and get something to eat. While walking to the restaurante she wanted me to buy her crap from about every street vendor (i.e., candy, clothes, cellular phone, etc...). I managed to only lose $5 on candy and a cheap ass necklace. We went to the Principal Restaurante and she ordered two entrees! She at the first and took the other one home. To top things off, after dinner, she told me that she had to dance at the club at the end of the street that Club 1 2 3 and Marthas is on. I was starting to get pissed. I decided to go to BT myself and we went back to my hotel room and ordered a taxi. I gave her her money and told her that an all nighter is more than 2 hours! She had the audacity to want to do another one tonight!
Anyways, I needed to cool off so I went into a club to get a cold cerveza. I noticed that the girl on the stage was quite attractive so I summoned her over and bought her a couple of drinks. I negotiated a $50 rate and we were off. Well, let me just say one thing. She will not be disclosed until after my trip. She was that good. She was by far the best lay of this trip. 18 yrs old, long hair, beautiful face, and a kick ass body, although not quite as slim as the girls at PD. I am planing on doing her at least 2 or 3 more times before I go back. Afte an HOUR with her, I took a cab back to my hotel.
Herradura Club and/or my special chica is on my list for tonight.
After Action Report for Thurs 20 March 03
I went to the Herradura Club and saw nothing special so I took a cab to BT. My first stop was to hit up my favorite new piece of ass. One hour later and $60 in the hole, I departed that club with a solid smile! I went to all the clubs, but saw nothing too promising. My last two resorts were PD and Pappagayos. So I elected to go to PD. I had a girl who was just aweful! I don't remember her name, but she has a petite body and a very large nose. Not to be rude and just for identification purposes, she has the biggest nose in the place. We agreed on $50 including the room and I cannot stress enough to AVOID this chick. Really mechanical and totally not into it. She was so bad that I didn't finish. I withdrew walked out and grabbed Starship Nelly to finish me off. As always, Nelly was great!
One note, since I am renting a room at HN for $60 per week, they have yet to charge me for taking a chick to my room (even chicks from their club, of which I already had 4 sessions).
After Action Report for Friday 21 March 03
After dinner at the Prinicpal, I was off to BT at 9pm. I first went to Maribu, where I remembered seeing a blonde hottie last week and when inquired about her was told that she only works on the weekends. She wasn't expected until 11pm so I went to Club 1 2 3 where I saw two new hotties. I have been waiting all week to tap the blonde from Maribu, so I declined the temptation. I went back at 11pm and bought a drink and low and behold, she walked in five minutes later. Her name is Perla (no, not the Perla that has long dark hair. This is another Perla). She was simply stunning; 21yrs old, great ass, nice titties, and beautiful face. I about spewed in my pants. She was totally worth the $60 asking price.
It was not midnight and I walked around the streets to see if there were any new street girls. While walking I found three American guys who looked lossed. They asked me about BT and wanted to know where to go. I asked them what they were looking for and from their remarks, it sounded like Brenda and Lucero from PD was just what the Doctor ordered. One had Starship Nelly, another had Brenda, and the third was a little too tipsy to choose a girl. AT 3am, I made my way back to HN and decided to tap Casey, 20 yrs old, medium built, big titties, and a face that could grace magazines. She was really good in the sack, bit didn't give head. I noticed that this seems to be the norm lately. Not too many girls give good head in BT anymore.
Saturday, KosherCowboy and I will invade BT again. I will be wearing a tan polo shirt and jeans if anyone wants to meet up. I am planing on being in Maribu at 10pm.