Cozumel

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[QUOTE=Strike2]This [url=http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&ie=UTF8&msa=0&msid=109110358894407475427.000493da318db58143207&ll=21.147833,-86.808386&spn=0.070684,0.132093&z=14]Monger Map[/url] has some Cozumel locations[/QUOTE]Thanks!

Will report back how I got along.

[QUOTE=Figment]So I'm curious as to how these women react if a couple comes in looking for some action. Me being a woman, will I get looked at strange? I'm wanting to walk on that proverbial wild side.[/QUOTE]

It would probably take a little time for them to figure out what you were about and that's fine but by that time you will have already figured out if anything caught your fancy...

My report on Onyx at Bar and Co. disappeared so reposting.

After 2 days on a boat (no play time in Grand Cayman) I was ready for anything and none of the massage parlors I checked before Bar and Co. looked to legit (or had only a sheet separating you from the public) to be offering extras.

$140 for everything. Two girls and two guys working the bar about 2:00 PM. One girl was with a customer, that left me with Onyx. Not bad looking at all. About 5'6" and c cups.

Once upstairs it was pretty much an assembly line... strip, rub, tug, cover, some bj, mish, doggie, done. She was enthusiastic but no emotion. There was a little dirty talk but I've gotten more out of a SW in the states for a lot less.

It was an experience but doubt I'll repeat it if I go back to Cozumel.

Looks like Cozumel gets most of its tourists during the day when the cruise ships stop. How is the action at night? Just wondering how good a pure mongering destination Cozumel is?

When I went on my cruise after doing the day excursion I had about couple of hours left and I hit the Salsa bar around 4pm. Took a taxi for $5, did not walk due to time constraints and being new there. There were 10 or so girls. 2 good ones, others I would need to get drunk. One of them was being taken by an older dude, the other just finished eating after which I took her upstairs for $70, she had really fine ass and cute face and service was what you would typically expect in Mexico. The whole place had a very relaxed and laid back atmosphere.

I guess I am the older guy at the Salsa Club today@1615. Had a couple of beers, most of the girls. 10-12- were 4-5-6 but there were two of them@7-8. Scooped one and the damages were 800 pesos (@75 USD) 8 looks. 7-8 service. Fairly energetic kind to an old man. (74) BBBJ- no CIM; some DATY- doggie, cowgirl to finish. @an hour of time Nice time for late PM.

[QUOTE=Kman1; 1119221]Looks like Cozumel gets most of its tourists during the day when the cruise ships stop. How is the action at night? Just wondering how good a pure mongering destination Cozumel is?

When I went on my cruise after doing the day excursion I had about couple of hours left and I hit the Salsa bar around 4pm. Took a taxi for $5, did not walk due to time constraints and being new there. There were 10 or so girls. 2 good ones, others I would need to get drunk. One of them was being taken by an older dude, the other just finished eating after which I took her upstairs for $70, she had really fine ass and cute face and service was what you would typically expect in Mexico. The whole place had a very relaxed and laid back atmosphere.[/QUOTE]As a pure mongering location? I wouldn't go there unless I was scuba diving. Bar & Co is a decent bet at night, a year ago it was about $150 for a go.

[QUOTE=Aocbill92;1119329]I guess I am the older guy at the Salsa Club today@1615. Had a couple of beers, most of the girls. 10-12- were 4-5-6 but there were two of them@7-8. Scooped one and the damages were 800 pesos (@75 USD) 8 looks. 7-8 service. Fairly energetic kind to an old man. (74) BBBJ- no CIM; some DATY- doggie, cowgirl to finish. @an hour of time Nice time for late PM.[/QUOTE]I was on a cruise last week, my ship docked in walking distance to this club. Was over there about 1:30 PM there were about 5 girls all about a 5 rating. The first thing they asked me was I working on the cruise or on vacation on the cruise. Since they all asked the same question I figured there was a good reason for it, they wanted to know how much to charge me. So I told them I was working on the cruise then the next question was, what do you do?

At first after I rejected all the 5's I spotted a 6 and took her in the back total $80, very sweet, big ass and a little over weight I just went for a BJ, she offered DATY but I declined, didn't want to get Montezumas revenge.

After we finished went back to the bar had a beer and spotted a 7 standing by the entrance to the hotel. She didn't even look like a puta but when she smiled at me I went over to her, her name was Paloma. Young, thin, spoke English, very sweet and funny. Same questions, same answers that I was working on the cruise ship, same price. In the room very nice, this one I screwed and after I finished she offered me a massage, I was hesitant but she insisted but I left, had to get back to the ship.

Both girls after it was over and I paid I discussed with them the question about if you work on the ship or are you a tourist, both of them told me they charge tourists $150 and people who work on the ship about $80, tourists pay more. I told them both I was a tourist on the ship, they both laughed and called me a liar and a bad man. I'm sure this isn't always 100% true because everything is negotiable with these girls but I found their response interisting.

Thsnks for your post on this because I hadn't been to this club in over 10 years and thought it was closed because last year when I was in Cozumel I forgot the name of the club and I ended up in the Green door. I think Salsa is better than Green door in general althogh the girl I did in Green door last year was very nice almost an 8 but I paid more because I was a tourist.

My first mongering experience was at the Bar Salsa last week. And yes, I was diving in Cozumel. Otherwise I would have looked for and found better elsewhere. There was the usual girly-bar cheesiness, but overall the atmosphere was indeed relaxed. After ditching the "4" that accosted me at door (and I'm being generous with her rating) I bought the obligatory $3 XX beer, wandered inside and watched some pool. The pickings were disappointing even knowing that's what I'd find here. And I was just about ready to leave. But then a girl appeared that finally attracted my attention. She was pretty, slim, articulate, smart (!) , sweet, and, well. Sweet. I appreciated that she didn't look like "a puta." After a leisurely and rewarding visit I returned 4 days later for a second date. She recognized me immediately and made the second date even more than worthwhile than the first. For her I decided not to negotiate hard, but she made sure I didn't regret the 130-140 rate I paid (tourist rates).

Coincidentally, it was Paloma. And yes, I do highly recommend her massage.

So, while apparently not easy. It IS possible to find satisfaction in Cozumel.

[QUOTE=Strike2; 1088884]This.

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Has some Cozumel locations[/QUOTE]Strike,

I got to tell ya, all of us mongers owe you big-time for putting this map together! I've been to cozo 4 times since the hurricanes of 2005, and NEVER have I had any luck finding one of these places while on-foot. Being a native-NYr, you learn never to ask questions when you're the fish out of water; and because of this, I've never struck paydirt. But on my next jaunt (cruise the end of this month, I now have the perfect cover. The Green Cigar Bar. What a perfect name for a cover. Hopefully, they have some decent talent there during the day. If so, I should have some good intel to report back to the rest of you here on this thread.

Thanks again Strike, we owe you!

SP8

Got out of my rented car and started to walk to the entrance of the Club Salsa when a cute morena gave me the come-hither look as she passed me on her scooter. I returned the look and she stopped just 20 ft. beyond the entrance to the club. Walked up to her, & she asked if I wanted a massage--I didn't respond right away, so she offered "servicio completo" (the whole conversation was in Spanish). I signed on verbally, and she said follow me (the bouncer at the Club Salsa was pissed). Went about 300 ft. past the Club and turned right on a dirt road and then another 200 feet to her little house (she rents the space from the landlady, who was on the premises at the time but cleared out once I got there). Turns out she's an ex-circus acrobatic performer (from Vera Cruz) and out of work, looking to establish a "massage" business. She offered a very pleasing 15 minutes of massage in the nude, then a very engaged GFE (BBBJ, DFK, and, I'm sure DATY would have been available too, plus grande finale). Very nice person and conversationalist, with a great smile. The tariff: 800 pesos, todo incluido. She probably speaks passable English, but not sure, since we only spoke in Spanish. Anyhow, give her a call and tell her that you're "a friend of Lorenzo, the Italian actor". Her cell number: 9871120537. Ask someone how to dial it from within Mexico. Treat her tenderly. Don't know if posting tel. numbers is kosher on this site, so if it gets nixed, pm me for the info.

I'm on the island now and could use a wingman. Anyone else on the island? Maybe some info?

As promised, I'm reporting back on my findings from my most recent trip of three weeks ago when I was back on Cozumel.

As was accurately reported by senior members here; without a doubt BARCO was the place to check out during the day. (I was a day-tripper on-shore during my cruise-ship's stop there.)

After dumping the rest of my party at the beach, I took a stroll over to Barco which is located near the southern-most cruise ship pier on the main shore-road. (I beleive the road is known as "C-1".) As I walked towards the two-story white building this gentleman's club is located in, I noticed what appeared to be an amazing bronze goddess with an incredible figure that supported perfect mammies, curves that resembled a coke bottle outline and an ass that was a 10 (if you like apple=bottoms). As I walked upstairs, she came to attention, and waited for me to offer the obligitory Ola! Although she was in 4-inch pumps, it was easy to see she was an ideal natural height of 5'6" with a weight of 125lbs. Her top was a C cup, and after being escorted inside by her arm and arm, then being granted the freedom to sample, it was easy to deternine these were not after-market bolt-ons, but in fact, original equipment. Her long black hair was like strands of silk, and flowed perfectly down her mid-back in the fan-swept air of the club's main dance-room. We walked over to the bar and without hesitation, I requested a Dos Eques XX dark so the bartender would not think I was there for "take-out". (Usually very deeply frowned on by management of such establishments.) While I sucked down my beer, my bronze goddess continued to play with my ear and massage my neck, all the time suggesting we head to one of the back rooms. Rather than rush, I decided to play with her assets to see just how much would actually be on the menu once we retired to more comfortable surroundings. The more I played, the more playground area she provided. When things got down to brass-tacks, she told me it was. 4 for a room, and. 10 for her. I told her while I wanted to know her even better, the price was too high. I countered with. 10 for everything, and she walked over to the manager / bartender who after a few words agreed. Just like senior-members mentioned here on the thread, you can find quality for a fair price, you just have to be a gentleman and stick to your guns. (But it also helps to acknowledge the laws of supply and command, as there were 5-6 putas and only two gringos; me and a drunken fat-bastard who was more interested in proving he liked to lick pussy than seriously offer to provide anything more.)

As I looked around, I was able to inventory the "supply" and found that of the 5 or 6 putas, one (my bronze goddess) was a solid 9; another was a solid 8 (just a little heavier than my goddess but other than that, VERY nice.) two were a 6 and one was no better than a 5. Now with options like that, and costs for quality companionship not exceeding. 10 in a comfortable, private A / C room, who can complain?

The only disappointment of the experience was that the rest of my party called me on my cell (why did I ever answer it damn it!) telling me they were hot, tired, hungry, sun burned, and wanted to head back to the ship a little early. Needless to say, I had to inform my bronze goddess that our tryst would have to wait until my potential return this coming November.

I asked her if I could have her digits, which she happily provided. If I can time it right, I should be able to cut-out the middleman nextime, and pay her directly during my next trip to Cozo. That would make for an extra-special time indeed!

Anyone wanting her personal contact-info, PM me.

SP-8

Hello, fellow punters!

I wanted to do my part in giving back to this forum with my report. I did post few on German FKK clubs as Calboy but for some reason I could not remember the pw.

So I am now Calboy69. Love my new I'd.

There are just few places for us to visit in because as we all know. I found that Barco is the best of all and there really isn't any reason for looking else where.

Salsa was a disaster with the quality of ladies. And the facility doesn't even open for night crawlers like myself.

I stayed at Park Royal all inclusive and the location of Barco was simply superb!

I am hoping that Barco is the one that is just about 3-4 blocks down towards the Souther tip of the island? This men's club was located on the 2nd floor of a white stucco building on the left with huge banner on the balcony.

For someone like me who has been all around the world in my quest for beautiful putas. I really did not have much expectations in Cozumel. Went there for scuba and was merely hoping for maybe one decent punt.

Well, it turned out that I found my little Mexican girl at Barco whom I spent few hours together. It is my thing NOT to mention the name. She was 21 yo (per her) with really dark tan. Nice body with full size B or small C cup. Didn't speak any English at all.

Perhaps the guy who wrote his report below me was the gringo who was seating close to me. I was the one with 2 chicas for few hours dancing and keep on buying them drinks.

$20 per chica's drink and they drank FAST! My drink was. What was it. 4 or 5 bucks. One chubby, older but very friendly 32 yo woman I had, was 100 bucks for sex. Room charge was. Was it 50? The they freaking charged me 5 bucks for one condom!

This chica's fee was negotiated from 200, down to 100. Gave her 50 more though as she was relatively sweet and fun.

My bonita 21 yo asked me for 200 and I did not bargain with her. I gave her straight 200, no tip. She didn't even give me a covered BJ, but since I'm not really into BJ, I was ok.

The room is nothing like what I'm used to in German FKK clubs. Service is not so great. But I had a blast. I had some extra cash that I earned that I was willing to burn and this place was perfect. I kept on buying the chicas (both with me for hours) drinks and boy, do they know how to drink. I even counted their drink coins they receive from the bar when an idiot like me buy them drinks. I stopped after they each had 11.

The older chica was fun to talk to and she translated everything for me so I was also able to communicate and have fun with prettier, younger one.

It's not just sex that makes me happy. It's the whole atmosphere of them knowing that I'm willing to spend to kiss my ass and make me feel like a princess for few hours.

Went twice during my 6 day stay. Had a great time.

32yo.

Looks 6.

Service in the room 8.

Attitude 9.

21 yo.

Looks 9.

Service in the room 6.

Attitude 9.

PS- Went to a small mens club right outside Park Royal. (literally hole in the wall) According to the old dude outside bouncing," putas aqui, no sex. Only dance and touch." I said," adios why no gracias."

Do the hotels in cozumel give you crap if you bring hookers to your room? Is it controlled in any way? Thanks a lot Any specific hotels and spots for getting hooker you guys would recommend. Thanks