An Oasis in the Pussy Desert - Banda Aceh
i was in aceh a few months ago and was put in the oasis, a decent enough hotel not too far from the airport. but it was a dead zone for mongers. no action at all. i actually asked the doorman out of desperation if there were "cewek" available, and he said no, looking embarrassed.
so last week, when i was back, i asked for a hotel in the center of town, which i reckoned would be better for hunting. i ended up in the sultan hotel, a dumpy, overpriced place but located in the centre of town.
i scoped out the hotel and did not see anything remotely promising. so i asked the doorman by saying "di mana ada cewek? " – were are girls? he literally pointed across the street from the main entrance to a beauty parlour. i tipped him 10, 000 and went across.
inside was a chinese mama and a few local girls sitting around. one of the girls jumped up, took my arm and led me to the back before i had much of a chance to say anything. she said, "massage, 180, 000. " then she showed me a fist with the thumb sticking between the fingers. "this, 500, 000. " i said ok without thinking. ridiculous, of course, but in aceh you have islamic law and i was somewhat nervous about the whole thing and wanted to hurry. i was there more for the novelty than the pussy. i realized my mistake when she went back to gloat to her girlfriends before taking me upstairs.
so up we went. a seedy, dirty place. she did not wash or make me wash. she said she was acehnese, not a javanese import as i expected. she did not have a condom (i did, luckily – always use your own). she said she was 20 and had a nice body, though there were faint signs of a child. smelled clean. she gave me some intense, quick bbbj for starters. then she got to business. it was quick and unromantic. she was dry for a long time, but then suddenly became really lubricated. once that happened the deed was done quickly, she dressed quickly and i was out of there. the risks here are great: if they are raided, you will have big trouble and the girl will be whipped in the local mosque. hence the speed.
so in short, you can get laid in aceh. so if you live there, stop moaning about living in a pussy desert and ask some questions, or find some desperate, horny expat girl working for an ngo. i am sure a lot of aceh-based people read this forum and it’s disgraceful that none of them have written any reports.