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[QUOTE=Bravo]Exactly, you have guys on here who actually think that brasilian women prefer one race over another!! Thats the stupidest shit I have ever heard of, especialy, considering you can find every shade under the rainbow in brasil!![/QUOTE]

When girls start talking about this crap to me I generally say thanks, but no thanks. I don't need that type of ego stroking. If some hot gdp wants to impress me, she can suck my dick, play with my balls, make me a sandwich, and let me go the fuck to sleep!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryjerrob,

You could not have said this any better!

[QUOTE=Ryjerrob]When girls start talking about this crap to me I generally say thanks, but no thanks. I don't need that type of ego stroking. If some hot gdp wants to impress me, she can suck my dick, play with my balls, make me a sandwich, and let me go the fuck to sleep!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

That Viviane is something else, great work Rodeo.

No country better than Brazil.

[QUOTE=Rodeo9112]Saturday: Okay, so after I finally recovered from Juliana I met up with the mongering crew at Meia Pataca in the early afternoon. One thing I hadn't mentioned was that the weather thus far had been really crappy! Mostly overcast and light rain with a slight chill (nothing that really required more than a long sleeved shirt, but, looking at the cariocas, you would thing you were in Colorado in December). So, I'm there with Sami and BlkBig BootyLuvr and we meet up with a bunch of other mongers from Memphis and some other places. As soon as I sat down at the "monger" table though, I make eye contact with a very beautiful, very "normal" looking girl. She was brown skinned and really looked like a regular, beautiful looking African American girl that you'd see in any city in America. We locked eyes and she gave the biggest smile and I was in love! Those that know me know that I am a sucker for a pretty face; I can resist the great asses, the tits, the reputations, but something about a beautiful smile and eyes gets me everytime no matter what the rest of the package looks like. I immediately start talking to Sami (or, my conscience, as he seemed to play that role in my selections) and getting his confirmation on how beautiful she was. Then, she started talking to her girlfriend as she was staring and me and smiling even harder. I stared at her smiling as I was talking to Sami and mumbled "Do not smile at me, do not fucking smile at me because you'll end up with a dick in your ass. Please! " 30 seconds later, I was excusing myself from the monger table and headed for her table. I sat directly across from her and introduced myself to both her and her friend, Viviane. This angel of my dreams was named. Ingrid! Yes, since my return I have seen reporting on, this, apparent staple of the mongering scene on Copa, but, hey, I'm a Rio newbie, so, she was new to me. I spoke to her like she was a normal girl (as she of course spoke perfect English). She was very cordial, submissive and open in her conversation. In contrast, she had the most annoying fucking friend I had ever met! This ***** makes the cockblocking fat friend from the clubs in the US seem friendly. Viviane just had this real aggressive tone to her voice and that annoying know it all attitude as if just because she spoke English well, she knew everything about Americans and men in general. Still, I tried to remain polite as still, I thought they might be normal girls. I know, I know, how naive. In my conversation, with Ingrid, she mentioned that she was going to work soon. When I asked where she worked and she responded Lluomo's I felt the shocked look come across my face. My little fantasy had come to an end. At the same time, that dumbass in the back of my head kept saying "maybe YOU can get her for free." Hahaha, I was sooo stupid! So, when Viviane got up to go to the bathroom, I took her seat next to Ingrid to get closer to her and a little more intimate. Things were going well, until that ***** Viviane came back and started going off about me taking her seat. I told her to chill out and I'd be up in a second, I was just having some conversation with her friend. She kept bitching and having an attitude, but moved to another seat.

Me and the crew were already planning to hit Lluomo's tonight, so, Ingrid just gave me more of a reason. Now, I have to point out, when Viviane got up to go to the bathroom and when she came back, all eyes were on her. She had a really great ass with a thickness that went all the way down to her ankles, topped off with a great rack, and an okay face, the only downside was her shitty attitude. Oh well! So, I go back to the crew and we shoot the shit some more.

. A couple of hours go by and we've eaten and drank a bit. By now, Ingrid had left, Viviane was still there along with a new girl, Danieli, I think. One of the guys in the crew arranged a driver, GG, to take 8 of us to Lluomo's. Now, we were all going to be able to get there for a total of 10R. Not bad in my opinion. This was GG's offer, not ours. As we were all figuring this out, do you know this ***** Viviane had the nerve to tell GG that he should charge us more because we have so many people and she told us that we should pay him 20R? ! Are you serious *****? ! Look, I'm not a cheapskate. I was on a budget, but still, I believe in being fair to everyone. We had already talked about giving him a good tip, but to have this girl basically try to screw up what we had negotiated, well, that really pissed me off! So I told her, "how are you going to tell someone else how much money I need to pay them? " I told her she needed to stick to selling pussy and let the men take care of business. Needless to say, that pissed her off and she started being all loud about us being cheap and taking advantage of Brazilians and being disrespectful by stealing her chair earlier! Yo, I gave it right back to her though asking her why she was the only girl who had been here for so long and didn't have any guys interested in her. My boy Sami told me not to even waste my time on her; everybody thought we were about to come to blows. Another, older, seasoned Rio monger even came over to try to calm me down. Fuck that, I didn't need to calm down, I was calm; I just needed this chick to stay in her place. I don't go on her job kickin dicks out of her mouth, so I don't expect her to intervene when I'm handling business. About a half hour later, after wrangling all the guys together, we were off!

Lluomo's, as has been reported is located inside of a shopping center (I wouldn't call it a mall though) on the second floor. Closer set up to Monte Carlo than 4x4. Put on my robe and went into the sauna and, to my surprise, there was a full, complimentary buffet out: black beans and rice, prime rib, beef ribs, salad, assorted fruit, and a few other items I couldn't identify. All free! I grubbed down for about 20 minutes before heading into the Boite. I sat down and started downing the Caipirinhas (had about 2 before noticing Ingrid in the corner dancing). There were probably about 4 real hotties in there out of maybe 12-15 girls. It seemed like alot of girls because the place is so small. There weren't many guys in there either. Music got better the longer we were there. I had my eye on one in particular. She had long, curly blonde hair and a mean ass with an ample rack. Unfortunately, by the 4th Caipirinha (those shits are serious), I ended up having some other blonde sit next to me and I started talking to her. She talked back, very seductively and I kind of led her on. Massaging her shoulders and kissing her neck. All the while, I'm watching this other sexy ass blonde walking around and winking at her, undressing her with my eyes on the sly. Finally, I saw her break for the bathroom and decided to make my move. I told the other blondie that I was going to the bathroom and would be back. I left the boite and waited for. Doris to come out of the bathroom. When she came out, all I said was "vamos! " I had already spoken to her and done introductions earlier in the night, so, it wasn't as cold as it seemed. She looked surprised because she had seen me with the other girl, seemingly sold for the night. Man, this Doris was a real doll. She asked me to give her a minute and she returned in a red satin robe which hid a purple bra and panty/garter set, which replaced her red bra and panties from the boite. This outfit along with the hair, the super great attitude and, just overall beauty made her a fantastic lay for the night. You'll all be happy to know that she was also very open to allowing photos!

As the night was still young, me, Sami and Blk BigBootyLuvr decided to switch things up and see how the other half lived. We caught a taxi (who took us for a 'ride') to Club 00 (cero cero). Don't ask me where it was, I have no clue. We went there after first going to our crib to throw on some nice clothes. This was a NICE club! Everyone was dressed to impress. Imagine a club in NYC or Miami or LA and you'll get the picture; it had a nice outdoor area, an inside dance floor and a restaurant. After we ate and walked around a bit, it was clear that this was not a circle that is easily penetrated, especially if one did not speak Porto. Nevertheless, we had a great time, just people watching, reminiscing, cracking jokes and just all around bullshitting like us guys like to do. I think I added 3 more Caipirinhas (including a strawberry one which I don't recommend) to my count at 00. We all decided to check out Terraco Atlantico, but didn't plan to go into Help. Errr, well, THEY didn't plan to go in; I know I have a problem, and I was not ready for rehab tonight! Oddly enough, our night in front of help started out kinda weird. It all started with Sami plugging sublimenal suggestions of trannies into Blk BigBootyLuvr's head. Then, in reference to a female at the table next to us, Sami suggests to him: "Dude, I think that's a man." BBBL in his slightly inebriated, mostly not givinafuck attitude actually got the girl's attention and asked her if she was a man! Why did this dude start with this woman. Yo, she went off about traveling all over the world and only in Brazil, her home land do people ask her this question. She starts crying and shouting and asking people if she looked like a man and talking to Brazilians (women and men) and pointing at us. At that time, we felt it was probably best to get BBBL out of here. We hustled him into a cab like we were the Secret Service and he was the President or some shit; it was actually quite funny! At the same time, some poor joe looked like he might have been drugged by two girls who were trying to hustle him into a cab. I think the Help/Terraco Atlantico staff intervened. They had him sign something, possibly just his bill or maybe a release, then put him in a cab by himself. Had those girls tried to get in with him, I would have intervened. The old guy was really out of it. Dudes, be careful and watch your drinks!

As for me and my deviant ass, I was back on the prowl in Help again! Yo, every fucking night I was there, there was tons of eligible GDPs. And by eligible I mean fuckable; and by fuckable, I mean attractive faces with nice asses and/or tits. Interestingly enough, guess who we saw looking delicious like a damn sirloin steak? Viviane. When I saw her, I looked at Sami and he was like "You're gonna fuck her! You need to fuck the shit out of her for all of that shit earlier." I laughed, but, he was right. However, I could not approach her. As we were talking and trying intently not to show her that we were paying any attention to her. She recognized and began smiling and started talking cordially, and in a more conciliatory, almost apologetic tone. This was getting interesting. Then she started touching me. Nothing sexual, just the hand on the bicep, hand on the chest kind of thing. All the time, I had the shittiest look on my face like, "Are you for real? Do you seriously think after all that shit, I'm gonna give you my money? " So, I asked her the one question that I think any monger in my position would have asked."How much? " She smiled and rather than answer me, she ASKED me to go to the terrace so we could talk. She then proceeded to tell me all about her life and the type of guys she runs into and how she has an attitude as a defense mechanism and how she was sorry about earlier, yada yada ya. Then she said, and I quote: "Listen, I really want you, and, I know you want me, so, let's talk about what we need to do to get past any bad feelings between us." I was like. This ***** is good! It was so thick, I could feel the 'game' oozing out of her mouth as she spoke. It was great. But, you see, I had a little something up my sleeve as well. So, I kept pressing her about her attitude and what guarantee would I have that she wouldn't go apeshit again once she got to my apartment. Then, we got to the key question. How much? Her first offer 300R. I was surprised at her low initial bid, but kept my cool. I thought about it for a second and told her: "I think that's a fair price." and added, "but, I don't know if I'm comfortable agreeing to that amount with you." I told her that I would be comfortable with 200R and if not only did she NOT raise her voice or argue with me, but also made me come 3 times, let me do anal twice and sucked my dick twice for at least 30 minutes each time and let me take at least 3 pictures, I would give her 300R. She responded: "Wow, you are good; I like it! " She thought about it for awhile, struggled, then agreed. I could not believe this was about to happen; this was probably the most sexual tension I've had with any woman and I basically got her to agree to let me ream her till my heart's content. Gentlemen, we must do what we must do! And I did. And I did it well. I brought that thing home and had her screaming, begging, moaning, sucking, fucking, bucking and drained. Oh, I almost forgot, to give you an idea of how much I HAD to ream this girl, when we were arguing earlier, she also said, very loudly I might add: "You probably can't fuck anyway! " So, I had her to scream out the open window while I was drilling her: I can't fuck that's why my ass is getting drilled! I talk to much that's why I have to eat dick. I shit you not, I made her say these things in English, so I know she said it though, she'll probably never admit it. She didn't seem to mind, probably because most people didn't understand what the hell she was saying. I wish I had it all on camera, but alas, no video. Pictures are not the best, but, ehh, you get the point. Hahaha! Viviane. One for the books. Nighty night bitches, Vila Mimosa and my homey Voyager tomorrow! I love Rio!

Yippie Kiyay,

Rodeo

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[QUOTE=Doc Simp]Very true, I hang out in Newark which basically has a little brasil and the chicks that immigrate here are just a couple steps below what you get in Rio or Sao Paolo, almost like they are only letting the defective ones leave, LOL[/QUOTE] I live around that area myself and to be honest with you what we have here is no comparison to what is out their. We, for some odd reason, get the rejects. And I go to the dances that they have at the euro-palace. Or guitar bar which is famous for playing there music. And once they are here they aim for the Caucasians than there own. And that is the truth. Once here they just aim for the Residency or Citizenship. Hey have you ever been to adega?

Good place to see the Brazilian bunda in Ironbound.

Hi Rodeo,

Great reports and nic pic. Regarding 00, it's in Gavea. But be careful when you go there, it use to be a really cool hangout for the money people in Rio, but know it's well known for being a hangout for gays some of the week days.

Keep up the good reports man it's good entertainment even for a guy that have been there a few times.

Chico

[QUOTE=Doc Simp]Very true, I hang out in Newark which basically has a lil brasil and the chicks that immigrate here are just a couple steps below what you get in rio or Sao Paolo, almost like they are only letting the defective ones leave, lol[/QUOTE]The hot Brasileiras are poor for the most part, and cannot get a visa to travel to the US...whereby the affluent Brasileiras which mostly aren't so stunning can get a visa to travel to the US. Many just stay, and get married in the US.

Ha ha ha! Go around kick'n dicks out of her mouth. LOL. You are a damn fool. You were not in love your dick was kick'n you in your stomach. LOL. I'm glad I avoided that chick. She was a pain. The Nipples on Doris are ridiculous!

And Ingrids show was hot and sexy wasn't it.! Damn!

OMG. LOL Ican't believe your tell'n the tranny story. NOOOOOOO! Damn almost got beat up by hookers for call'n her a tranny. LOL. OMG . I am busting up reading this LOL. I can't believe you. LOL. Sami. I hate you! LOL. She wasn't that bad look'n I wish I just left her alone. LOL bwahahaha.

[QUOTE=Rodeo9112]Saturday: Okay, so after I finally recovered from Juliana I met up with the mongering crew at Meia Pataca in the early afternoon. One thing I hadn't mentioned was that the weather thus far had been really crappy! Mostly overcast and light rain with a slight chill (nothing that really required more than a long sleeved shirt, but, looking at the cariocas, you would thing you were in Colorado in December). So, I'm there with Sami and BlkBig BootyLuvr and we meet up with a bunch of other mongers from Memphis and some other places. As soon as I sat down at the "monger" table though, I make eye contact with a very beautiful, very "normal" looking girl. She was brown skinned and really looked like a regular, beautiful looking African American girl that you'd see in any city in America. We locked eyes and she gave the biggest smile and I was in love! Those that know me know that I am a sucker for a pretty face; I can resist the great asses, the tits, the reputations, but something about a beautiful smile and eyes gets me everytime no matter what the rest of the package looks like. I immediately start talking to Sami (or, my conscience, as he seemed to play that role in my selections) and getting his confirmation on how beautiful she was. Then, she started talking to her girlfriend as she was staring and me and smiling even harder. I stared at her smiling as I was talking to Sami and mumbled "Do not smile at me, do not fucking smile at me because you'll end up with a dick in your ass. Please! " 30 seconds later, I was excusing myself from the monger table and headed for her table. I sat directly across from her and introduced myself to both her and her friend, Viviane. This angel of my dreams was named. Ingrid! Yes, since my return I have seen reporting on, this, apparent staple of the mongering scene on Copa, but, hey, I'm a Rio newbie, so, she was new to me. I spoke to her like she was a normal girl (as she of course spoke perfect English). She was very cordial, submissive and open in her conversation. In contrast, she had the most annoying fucking friend I had ever met! This ***** makes the cockblocking fat friend from the clubs in the US seem friendly. Viviane just had this real aggressive tone to her voice and that annoying know it all attitude as if just because she spoke English well, she knew everything about Americans and men in general. Still, I tried to remain polite as still, I thought they might be normal girls. I know, I know, how naive. In my conversation, with Ingrid, she mentioned that she was going to work soon. When I asked where she worked and she responded Lluomo's I felt the shocked look come across my face. My little fantasy had come to an end. At the same time, that dumbass in the back of my head kept saying "maybe YOU can get her for free." Hahaha, I was sooo stupid! So, when Viviane got up to go to the bathroom, I took her seat next to Ingrid to get closer to her and a little more intimate. Things were going well, until that ***** Viviane came back and started going off about me taking her seat. I told her to chill out and I'd be up in a second, I was just having some conversation with her friend. She kept bitching and having an attitude, but moved to another seat.

Me and the crew were already planning to hit Lluomo's tonight, so, Ingrid just gave me more of a reason. Now, I have to point out, when Viviane got up to go to the bathroom and when she came back, all eyes were on her. She had a really great ass with a thickness that went all the way down to her ankles, topped off with a great rack, and an okay face, the only downside was her shitty attitude. Oh well! So, I go back to the crew and we shoot the shit some more.

. A couple of hours go by and we've eaten and drank a bit. By now, Ingrid had left, Viviane was still there along with a new girl, Danieli, I think. One of the guys in the crew arranged a driver, GG, to take 8 of us to Lluomo's. Now, we were all going to be able to get there for a total of 10R. Not bad in my opinion. This was GG's offer, not ours. As we were all figuring this out, do you know this ***** Viviane had the nerve to tell GG that he should charge us more because we have so many people and she told us that we should pay him 20R? ! Are you serious *****? ! Look, I'm not a cheapskate. I was on a budget, but still, I believe in being fair to everyone. We had already talked about giving him a good tip, but to have this girl basically try to screw up what we had negotiated, well, that really pissed me off! So I told her, "how are you going to tell someone else how much money I need to pay them? " I told her she needed to stick to selling pussy and let the men take care of business. Needless to say, that pissed her off and she started being all loud about us being cheap and taking advantage of Brazilians and being disrespectful by stealing her chair earlier! Yo, I gave it right back to her though asking her why she was the only girl who had been here for so long and didn't have any guys interested in her. My boy Sami told me not to even waste my time on her; everybody thought we were about to come to blows. Another, older, seasoned Rio monger even came over to try to calm me down. Fuck that, I didn't need to calm down, I was calm; I just needed this chick to stay in her place. I don't go on her job kickin dicks out of her mouth, so I don't expect her to intervene when I'm handling business. About a half hour later, after wrangling all the guys together, we were off!

Lluomo's, as has been reported is located inside of a shopping center (I wouldn't call it a mall though) on the second floor. Closer set up to Monte Carlo than 4x4. Put on my robe and went into the sauna and, to my surprise, there was a full, complimentary buffet out: black beans and rice, prime rib, beef ribs, salad, assorted fruit, and a few other items I couldn't identify. All free! I grubbed down for about 20 minutes before heading into the Boite. I sat down and started downing the Caipirinhas (had about 2 before noticing Ingrid in the corner dancing). There were probably about 4 real hotties in there out of maybe 12-15 girls. It seemed like alot of girls because the place is so small. There weren't many guys in there either. Music got better the longer we were there. I had my eye on one in particular. She had long, curly blonde hair and a mean ass with an ample rack. Unfortunately, by the 4th Caipirinha (those shits are serious), I ended up having some other blonde sit next to me and I started talking to her. She talked back, very seductively and I kind of led her on. Massaging her shoulders and kissing her neck. All the while, I'm watching this other sexy ass blonde walking around and winking at her, undressing her with my eyes on the sly. Finally, I saw her break for the bathroom and decided to make my move. I told the other blondie that I was going to the bathroom and would be back. I left the boite and waited for. Doris to come out of the bathroom. When she came out, all I said was "vamos! " I had already spoken to her and done introductions earlier in the night, so, it wasn't as cold as it seemed. She looked surprised because she had seen me with the other girl, seemingly sold for the night. Man, this Doris was a real doll. She asked me to give her a minute and she returned in a red satin robe which hid a purple bra and panty/garter set, which replaced her red bra and panties from the boite. This outfit along with the hair, the super great attitude and, just overall beauty made her a fantastic lay for the night. You'll all be happy to know that she was also very open to allowing photos!

As the night was still young, me, Sami and Blk BigBootyLuvr decided to switch things up and see how the other half lived. We caught a taxi (who took us for a 'ride') to Club 00 (cero cero). Don't ask me where it was, I have no clue. We went there after first going to our crib to throw on some nice clothes. This was a NICE club! Everyone was dressed to impress. Imagine a club in NYC or Miami or LA and you'll get the picture; it had a nice outdoor area, an inside dance floor and a restaurant. After we ate and walked around a bit, it was clear that this was not a circle that is easily penetrated, especially if one did not speak Porto. Nevertheless, we had a great time, just people watching, reminiscing, cracking jokes and just all around bullshitting like us guys like to do. I think I added 3 more Caipirinhas (including a strawberry one which I don't recommend) to my count at 00. We all decided to check out Terraco Atlantico, but didn't plan to go into Help. Errr, well, THEY didn't plan to go in; I know I have a problem, and I was not ready for rehab tonight! Oddly enough, our night in front of help started out kinda weird. It all started with Sami plugging sublimenal suggestions of trannies into Blk BigBootyLuvr's head. Then, in reference to a female at the table next to us, Sami suggests to him: "Dude, I think that's a man." BBBL in his slightly inebriated, mostly not givinafuck attitude actually got the girl's attention and asked her if she was a man! Why did this dude start with this woman. Yo, she went off about traveling all over the world and only in Brazil, her home land do people ask her this question. She starts crying and shouting and asking people if she looked like a man and talking to Brazilians (women and men) and pointing at us. At that time, we felt it was probably best to get BBBL out of here. We hustled him into a cab like we were the Secret Service and he was the President or some shit; it was actually quite funny! At the same time, some poor joe looked like he might have been drugged by two girls who were trying to hustle him into a cab. I think the Help/Terraco Atlantico staff intervened. They had him sign something, possibly just his bill or maybe a release, then put him in a cab by himself. Had those girls tried to get in with him, I would have intervened. The old guy was really out of it. Dudes, be careful and watch your drinks!

As for me and my deviant ass, I was back on the prowl in Help again! Yo, every fucking night I was there, there was tons of eligible GDPs. And by eligible I mean fuckable; and by fuckable, I mean attractive faces with nice asses and/or tits. Interestingly enough, guess who we saw looking delicious like a damn sirloin steak? Viviane. When I saw her, I looked at Sami and he was like "You're gonna fuck her! You need to fuck the shit out of her for all of that shit earlier." I laughed, but, he was right. However, I could not approach her. As we were talking and trying intently not to show her that we were paying any attention to her. She recognized and began smiling and started talking cordially, and in a more conciliatory, almost apologetic tone. This was getting interesting. Then she started touching me. Nothing sexual, just the hand on the bicep, hand on the chest kind of thing. All the time, I had the shittiest look on my face like, "Are you for real? Do you seriously think after all that shit, I'm gonna give you my money? " So, I asked her the one question that I think any monger in my position would have asked."How much? " She smiled and rather than answer me, she ASKED me to go to the terrace so we could talk. She then proceeded to tell me all about her life and the type of guys she runs into and how she has an attitude as a defense mechanism and how she was sorry about earlier, yada yada ya. Then she said, and I quote: "Listen, I really want you, and, I know you want me, so, let's talk about what we need to do to get past any bad feelings between us." I was like. This ***** is good! It was so thick, I could feel the 'game' oozing out of her mouth as she spoke. It was great. But, you see, I had a little something up my sleeve as well. So, I kept pressing her about her attitude and what guarantee would I have that she wouldn't go apeshit again once she got to my apartment. Then, we got to the key question. How much? Her first offer 300R. I was surprised at her low initial bid, but kept my cool. I thought about it for a second and told her: "I think that's a fair price." and added, "but, I don't know if I'm comfortable agreeing to that amount with you." I told her that I would be comfortable with 200R and if not only did she NOT raise her voice or argue with me, but also made me come 3 times, let me do anal twice and sucked my dick twice for at least 30 minutes each time and let me take at least 3 pictures, I would give her 300R. She responded: "Wow, you are good; I like it! " She thought about it for awhile, struggled, then agreed. I could not believe this was about to happen; this was probably the most sexual tension I've had with any woman and I basically got her to agree to let me ream her till my heart's content. Gentlemen, we must do what we must do! And I did. And I did it well. I brought that thing home and had her screaming, begging, moaning, sucking, fucking, bucking and drained. Oh, I almost forgot, to give you an idea of how much I HAD to ream this girl, when we were arguing earlier, she also said, very loudly I might add: "You probably can't fuck anyway! " So, I had her to scream out the open window while I was drilling her: I can't fuck that's why my ass is getting drilled! I talk to much that's why I have to eat dick. I shit you not, I made her say these things in English, so I know she said it though, she'll probably never admit it. She didn't seem to mind, probably because most people didn't understand what the hell she was saying. I wish I had it all on camera, but alas, no video. Pictures are not the best, but, ehh, you get the point. Hahaha! Viviane. One for the books. Nighty night bitches, Vila Mimosa and my homey Voyager tomorrow! I love Rio!

Yippie Kiyay,

Rodeo

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Good post.

I second that.

[QUOTE=A158]These are some serious reports my friend...I Wish I had more time in Rio to see it first hand, as I have witnessed two of your reports. I can say the women here are just f**ken awesome. The sad part is I have a hard on every morning just thinking about all the eye candy I saw in my two days in Rio. I need to get back to this place and soon ...

On a side note, I admire your restraint after reading some of the racial comments some of the guys are posting here. Well since I have met you, these guys don't have a clue when it comes to making these comments about you. ......See you soon my mongering friend

Cheers

A158[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Web site costs include hard drive space and bandwidth. Quoting a long post only to add an "attaboy" really doesn't add much value but does cost the operator of the site...[/QUOTE]Yeah shit, I didn't realize my report was gonna be so long! Once the reminiscing starts, the words start pouring out. For those that don't know, if you quote someone and you want to quote a specific portion, you can delete all of the text you don't want to quote and leave what you want in between the two QUOTE words in brackets. It lets you get your point across without quoting all the ramblings of dudes like me with Rain Man syndrome!

Rodeo

[QUOTE=Rodeo9112]Man, this Doris was a real doll. She asked me to give her a minute and she returned in a red satin robe which hid a purple bra and panty/garter set, which replaced her red bra and panties from the boite. This outfit along with the hair, the super great attitude and, just overall beauty made her a fantastic lay for the night. You'll all be happy to know that she was also very open to allowing photos![/QUOTE]

I see that she's permed her hair since I saw her a couple of months ago. I noticed her rack and thought "too good to be true," and so I passed. Since you've been with her, I must confirm the hopefully obvious and ask: are her breasts fake?

[QUOTE=Rodeo9112]So, I'm there with Sami and BlkBig BootyLuvr and we meet up with a bunch of other mongers from Memphis and some other places.

Rodeo[/QUOTE]This must be the time of camaraderie or competition. I was in Rio for 4 days in late June, hit this whole list (below) of places and only saw 2 foreign mongers. They were hanging out at L'uomo. On the bright side, it meant I had little competition for girls because the places are full of Brasilian guys that are just there to drink beer and cop a feel, and then the GDP's see gringo Puta Playa walking in like a payday. I about got my shirt torn off in the staircase at BA85 due to the scarcity of customers; they were hungry for the Reais. On the bad side, after the third day, I was wanting to find someone to speak English to. It can get boring even when there is an unlimited supply of pussy, if there is one to hear me say, "man, you wouldn't believe that b. Itch! , that was some good shit, she."

So there is a tip, if you want no real competition, visit in the latter part of June. I can't even relate to the stories you guys tell about the backward hat guys and all that in 4 x 4, there were about 80 girls, 3 normal Brasileros and me. Of course this gave me a lot of options. I like the loira Carol with the big bunda, with the tattoo of a fairy on her ankle throwing stars onto her foot. Energizer bunny garota. Recommended!

L'uomo, 4 x 4, Bar 22, BA85, U24, Caesaro's, NS Copa 583, Bel Prazer, Flavia

Sunday: So, after Viviane and I eat breakfast, I kick her ass to the curb and check my phone which Sami had been blowin up all morning. The sun was out! Dude and Blk BigBootyLuvr had been out at the beach all morning and scoping out the local assets! I opened my blinds and sure as shit, the sun was beaming. It was like 1:30, so I needed to get there quick to get some time in before meeting Voyager1 at his hotel to link up for further "activities." Got to the beach after linking up with Sami at Meia Pataca and man, it was packed! The homie even had a beach chair waiting for me. Its good having bros to hang out with. So, we commenced (well, I joined in) on eyeing and commenting on the eye candy. Snapping the occasional picture. You guys should bug the shit out of Blk BigBootyLuvr because he's got all the beach pics! I bugged out to go meet up with Voyager1 at his hotel and we caught a taxi back to the beach spot. I did the intros and it was like all of us were long time friends. You know, its the monger way!

So, we're chillin', mindin' our own business, not bothering anyone when I look up and see this vision of beauty. You guys know I'm weak for the normal looking girls; of all the hot chicks on the beach with bikinis and hot, oiled up bodies, this girl wearing a full length sun dress with designer shades looked up and flashed the biggest smile. She caught my attention. Even more alluring was that she was with another guy. We exchanged glances and smiles and both gave each other a look like we knew each other. But, since she was with a guy, I did the respectful thing and turned away. So, I turn to my conscience (aka Sami), BBBL and Voyager1 (aka my advisor) and we start swapping opinions on her, then, moved on to the next one. After I got to thinking about it, I realized I did not know her at all. The fellas saw her stand up and walk away toward the street and commented on how she was a cutie. Then out of no where, she looks over at me and motions for me to call her. I shrug my shoulders that I don't have her number and she points to some tent and again says to call her. So, right about now, I'm thinking this girl is a few limes short of a Caipirinha. About 5 minutes later, some random European woman walks over and hands me the mystery girl's number. Her name was Viviane (no, not the same one as last night). I'm thinking, wow, this could get interesting.

Fuck her, on to bigger and better things. The sun was eclipsed by the clouds again, and it was getting chilly. So, we decided to get cleaned up and changed and head over to Vila Mimosa. We hit Sami and BBBL's spot first, really nice pad; maybe they'll post the link to it on here. Then, we hit my place, then Voyager's hotel, then jumped on the Metro at Siquera Campos station. Figured we'd eat some meat on a sticks and empanadas at VM for dinner. So, we get there pretty early, like 8pm and things were just starting to get jumping: they turned the music up, more girls started arriving, the cabbies started dropping off people. This was Voyager's show and tell, so, he took us around through all the nooks and crannies and let us know the ins and outs, price structure, etc. 25R gets you 45 minutes I think. The thing is, the place is pretty grimey. All the way around! Now, we walked to VM from the Metro, so, we had to go through "the hood" before we got to VM. This part made me a little nervous, just because it was my first time and I wasn't familiar with the area. After we got through that part, and into VM and I looked around and walked through the area, sat around and observed the people, I was good. I actually considered coming back on my own the next night (but didn't). We sat around and ate and drank for a couple of hours and then decided to go on the hunt. Blk BigBootyLuvr was the first to go down. He fell for an older girl with gorgeous tits hanging out of a mesh top as she sat in an elevated bar. We pretty much waited for him right outside of the bar. After him, Sami spotted an Asian looking girl with a hot ass body and snatched her up as she was walking into a bar. We walked around a bit as we waited on Sami. I was pretty resigned that I wouldn't find anything that just grabbed me even though I saw some great looking girls hanging out. I guess I just figured that they would be waaay too aggressive and ghetto and I didn't want to have a bad experience. That and I was a little apprehensive about what the "rooms" would look like for doing the deed! Well, as we were waiting for Sami, two slim hotties with nice, plump asses walked by and started browsing one of the vendors. I looked at them, and one in particular, then looked at Voyager and he was like "she got you, now go get her". I walked up behind her and asked her if she wanted to go with me. She looked me up and down and gave the biggest smile, grabbed my arm and said let's go! So, I represented! Her name was Monica and, turns out the other girl was her sister! I asked for her number but she said she didn't have a cell. In retrospect, I should have taken her and, maybe her sister for the night; probably could've gotten each for 150R. Oh well, maybe next time!

After I was done, we took a cab to Balcony Bar and had some more monger-sation with other dudes. I observed the difference in the women here vs. Meia Pataca. Again, this is my observation, not anything racially driven, and also based on what I was told by other mongers. Basically, the clientele here are mostly Europeans and/or caucasians who are looking for a "higher class" of girls than would be found at Meia Pataca. They also seek to avoid the raucus, in your face personalities of the many black mongers that tend to hang at Meia Pataca. To each his own. What I was also told (by a white guy) is that the girls at Balcony charge waaaay more there than at Meia Pataca, like 400-500+Reals! Funny, because some of the same girls can be found at Help or Meia Pataca at different times of the day for waaay less.

Well, I decided to call Viviane, the one from the beach and maybe save myself a trip to Help. Unfortunately for you, I am tired and my S. O. Is bitching, so I'll have to continue that part later. For now, enjoy the pics of Monica from VM!

Rodeo

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[QUOTE=Gfe Finder]I see that she's permed her hair since I saw her a couple of months ago. I noticed her rack and thought "too good to be true," and so I passed. Since you've been with her, I must ask: are her breasts real?[/QUOTE]They felt great, but they are not real! She was a real sweetie though, and that was without trying to get to know her and chatting her up. Go for it! If nothing else, she's a cutie with a great ass.

Rodeo

[QUOTE=Josechung][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1VBlaromJY[/url][/QUOTE]

Josechung, what did you think of the video? Muito engraçado!