Bangkok Reports

[QUOTE=El Frances]... Hmmm… Anyway, it’s too late to change my mind. When I see her nude, I can barely believe it: nice tight breast, flat belly, smooth skin. In bed it was semi-GFE: nice attitude, no Frenchkiss, CBJ, overall a very satisfying experience. Her name was Tuk, or Kut, or something like that, and [b]she sells clothes at Pathunam[/b].. Price was not discussed. ...[/QUOTE]Next time try to arange a girl outside a p4p-area, for example in a shopping-center (Phrathunam.). Believe me: it's much more fun.

Errrr you appear to lack an understanding of English.

Everyone was saying that your 50Baht Tuk Tuk for 3 hours is in fact impossible, as no Tuk Tuk driver will take you around Bangkok for 3 hours for 50 Baht.

500 Baht yes, maybe, or 800 Baht.

But no one will do it for 50 Baht, its far too cheap. Unless they are making massive commissions on shopping and massage and you are overpaying.

So please, do not delude yourself we think 50B is too expensive. We are all laughing as 50B is far too cheap and makes therefore the rest of what you wrote very suspicious in its "truth" origins.

The jist was, before writing crap, please at least research your facts, and makes sure your story has not got "gaping" holes in it.

For reference. Motorbike taxi will cost around 60B to 80B for a one way trip from Sukhumvit to say Pratunam. Tuk Tuk will be around 60B.

So, thats a one way trip, lasting perhaps 10 to 15 minutes. And its 60 Baht.

So your 3 hours "seeing all the places I wanted to see in Bangkok". For a mere 50 Baht, it total, utter tosh.

[QUOTE=PurpleHaze]50B = $1.56 +/-, wow I am a dumb ass spending all that $1.56 on a three hour tour. Man, I was robbed blind. For most of you idiots $1.56 is what you make an hour, so you need to be cheap. In what fucking country do live in, that you can’t afford $1.56?? Do you know how stupid you sound when you say that I was robbed of a $1.56??? No instead you say I was robbed of 50b which for the true “grasshopper” sounds like a lot, but that is how you guys like to spin things
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[QUOTE=PurpleHaze]Wow, you guys are a sensitive bunch[/QUOTE]

No, dumb-fuck. As a newbie, you insulted every guy on here, all of whom know a hell of lot more than you do. That's all.

[QUOTE=Old Thai Hand]No, dumb-fuck. As a newbie, you insulted every guy on here, all of whom know a hell of lot more than you do. That's all.[/QUOTE]

OTH,

Forget it, the bloke's like a rash, if you don't scratch it, it won't spread.

[QUOTE=PurpleHaze]Wow, you guys are a sensitive bunch, ...


Yeah, I like the “little brown fucking machines” and OTH I am sure you never had a typo in all 1537+ posts but you had to pick on something didn’t you


As for mongers with yellow crooked teeth, I saw what I saw, and reported it as such, honesty hurts, nothing stupid about reporting the facts


In the mean time invest in some teeth whitener, and the rest of you go buy some pads for your bleeding pussies!

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Jezus, what an A-Hole... Do us all a favor and don't came back to LOS. And why would anyone want to recommend this for a Report of Distinction? It's just a bunch of ravings by another Thailand "expert." We don't care that you post, just don't brag about your stupidity.

I have pulled Nak from the back of the BG for LT for 1200THB. Your description is accurate and she is a great person who does clothing during the day and some weekends at Phrathunam. She has shown me several lesser known temples in BKK and up river. At the BG she is often with a girl who does not speak English called Tuk or Tak. I generally prefer older ones and Nak is in great shape.

[QUOTE=El Frances]Usually, I tend to focus on young girls so it’s a bit unusual for me to report about relatively old girls.

The first one I met last Wednesday night in Nana disco. The disco was far from being full, the outrageous 400 THB entry fee and low season being probably the reason for this. Surprisingly enough, the first two girls I approached there didn’t seem to be interested in me. After some time and a few beers I approached another girl. The usual ‘accroche-coeurs” isaan girls often have, good face, beautiful eyes, not tall, and breast seemed to hold. After a few dance we go out. As I see her outside I realize she’s not so young, and maybe some other talents in the parking lot are better looking. We eat hotpot in the street near Nana, 270 THB for two plates, which is probably farang price, but it was good. After that we go to my hotel. While walking we talk a little and she tells me she’s 35. Hmmm… Anyway, it’s too late to change my mind. When I see her nude, I can barely believe it: nice tight breast, flat belly, smooth skin. In bed it was semi-GFE: nice attitude, no Frenchkiss, CBJ, overall a very satisfying experience. Her name was Tuk, or Kut, or something like that, and she sells clothes at Pathunam.. Price was not discussed. I gave her the standard 1000 THB ST, plus 100 for taxi as it was late. She would gladly have stayed long time but I preferred to stay quiet.

I met the other one, named Nat, the next day at BG around 6.30 pm. I wanted an early girl as I had to take my flight back home the same day. I was attracted by her Chinese eyes (I like cat-like eyes), and also her very slim body. After a short talk we head towards my hotel. While talking with her, I also learn that she was 35 too. We shower together and I can check her body. Again I am impressed: firm breast, flat belly, and soft skin. The girl was very friendly and what happened next was 100% GFE: wet pussy, Frenchkiss, BBJ, and passionate fuck. One of my best experience in Bangkok! She also sells clothes at Pathunam. Price was also not discussed. I gave her the standard 1000 ST and 200 tip because she was so nice.

Hmmm…Maybe I should not be that prejudiced about girls’ age after all![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PurpleHaze]Truth hurts, and the only rash here is the one on your ass from the Katoey you were with last night, because you were to tight with your money to pay for a BG.[/QUOTE]

Wow kiddo, you are also quite an expert at slinging the insults as well ;) We have a cute little word for guys like you where I come from, I'll bet you can't guess what it is .. w****r.

Hi guys,

Any action (BJ bars, happy-ending massages etc) close to Suvarnabhumi Airport?

I will be in transit and have about 3 hrs to spare.

Cheers