Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=YippieKayay;1948005]This is very very bad advice.

(1) She lied to him. She's not new to the mansion. No chica is "new" to the Mansion.

(2) If they play the novia game it's another lie. It just means you're getting it wholesale.

(3) Since you're paying for the trip you're not obligated to give her anything but trust me she'll bring it up in a subtle way if she needs money.

Do not under any circumstances believe a working girl who tells you she's new to the business. If they were new they would not have the nerve to tell you or go on a trip with you. She's done this before.[/QUOTE]The reason why I think she's new is that she had no idea how to put a condom on (all three times I saw her). I took her for a threesome on 'her first day' and the other girl was telling her what to do and I even heard the other working girl to tell her to ask for taxi money. I guess she could just be incredibly stupid. She already asked me for money subtlety by saying that someone stole her Moto during the night. I told her that maybe one of her amiguitos will buy her a new one and I also told her that her words were sweet but dangerous. She dropped it and has been trying to convince me that she's not after my money.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1948015]If you are not able to find a normal girlfriend to travel with you then chances are... Simple rule of thumb: If you meet her as a hooker then keep her as a hooker. Why are you trying to change the relationship dynamics? I do not meet hookers and stop paying them and I do not meet normal chicks and start paying them.[/QUOTE]She asked me to take her after I mentioned that I want to spend a few days there. She said she's never been there before. If anyone is trying to change the relationship dynamic it's her. FYI, I took a tinder girl on a road trip from Colorado to NYC. It was a week long trip and we had sex every night. She could barely speak English and we only met for only a few hours in Times Square before she agreed to come with me on my road trip. I totally understand what you're saying about keeping hookers as hookers but I lived in sxm for 2 years and met a girl there who stopped charging me money for sex. I would only pay the house multa ($70) And we'd hang out at my place smoke weed and watch Netflix. She was basically living with me.

Well I don't think this has anything to do with what you guys are talking about but fuck it I, think what I have to say is funny and pretty much I write what I think and try to contribute where I can, usually someone has a problem with it and writes some negative comment but I don't give a fuck. So here goes with what I thought was funny: I always go to carbon de palo in Cartagena. I went there for lunch a couple times a few months ago and ate a steak along with drinking my big pitcher of red sangria. I saw a special on the table where they list specials and drinks in middle of table, that said something to the effect of baby Caballo steak, I thought it was horse meat. Caballo=horse.

Anyway I took the girl I have known for a few years there one night who speaks decent English and I said that's different for me, pointing to special, I said I wasn't use to seeing a special for horse meat (even though I have eaten it before someplace else) She busted out laughing, not at me, but because I thought it was horse meat. She tried to explain it wasn't horse meat, but spelled similar. I still don't know what she said. But she assured me it wasn't horse meat. It was funny and we still laugh about it when we go there.

[QUOTE=Dickhead;1948037]What did it translate to? It doesn't really translate but the closest thing in US English might be "Well, get a load of you!" I thought the poster's comment about "it sucks that you need a drug to help you perform" was pretty rude, and I'm a dickhead. Probably English is not his first language. I think a lot of us know that even if you don't "need" Viagra to "help you perform," it can be a handy tool. And yeah, a lot of us are old. A translator can also be a useful tool, but if the only tool you have is a hammer, everything might start to look like a nail. Translators suck because they can't handle homonyms or regionalisms, which is why I made the earlier joke about running "listo caballero" through a translator. Some hooker did that and posted the results to the board, hoping to drum up business, and it made NO sense and a pretty high level of Spanish would be needed to figure out what she meant.

So if your friend says, "I bought a new BMW for 120,000 dollars" or "I fucked Miley Cyrus last night," you could say 'Mira vos!' Does that make sense? It should literally translate as 'look at you. '.[/QUOTE]

Oh you are paying both of them Just in a different way.

[QUOTE=MrEnternational;1948015]If you are not able to find a normal girlfriend to travel with you then chances are... Simple rule of thumb: If you meet her as a hooker then keep her as a hooker. Why are you trying to change the relationship dynamics? I do not meet hookers and stop paying them and I do not meet normal chicks and start paying them.[/QUOTE]

Oh yea, you nailed that rite on the head!

[QUOTE=YippieKayay;1948005]This is very very bad advice.

(1) She lied to him. She's not new to the mansion. No chica is "new" to the Mansion.

(2) If they play the novia game it's another lie. It just means you're getting it wholesale.

(3) Since you're paying for the trip you're not obligated to give her anything but trust me she'll bring it up in a subtle way if she needs money.

Do not under any circumstances believe a working girl who tells you she's new to the business. If they were new they would not have the nerve to tell you or go on a trip with you. She's done this before.[/QUOTE]

I know a guy that came back from DR and was showing pictures of his girlfriend. He recently bought a condo in Cabarete. Literally everyone he knew, he was showing his pictures of his girlfriend to. He said how he fell in love and sends money to her. I didn't have the heart to tell him she was still "working" I am sure she likes him, but even though I don't go to DR much, I still have seen her and this guy actually has no clue. (I have actually been with her) She gave him some bullshit story. He is a retired firemen and I know his friends have talked to him but he doesn't want to hear it.

[QUOTE=YippieKayay;1948005]This is very very bad advice.

(1) She lied to him. She's not new to the mansion. No chica is "new" to the Mansion.

(2) If they play the novia game it's another lie. It just means you're getting it wholesale.

(3) Since you're paying for the trip you're not obligated to give her anything but trust me she'll bring it up in a subtle way if she needs money.

Do not under any circumstances believe a working girl who tells you she's new to the business. If they were new they would not have the nerve to tell you or go on a trip with you. She's done this before.[/QUOTE]

It's funny, I can do that, but I just don't want to do that. This crazy girl I am seeing in Colombia has said to me do I want to travel with her. (Another words do I want to take her to Santa Marta or where ever and for me it's Hell NO. Of course I didn't say it like that.

But to me I go to have fun and even though I spend much time with her, there just is no fucking way I want to be locked in with her. But I agree if you know what your getting into that's fine. I travel to party and girls are second. So I don't want to have any girl 24/7 and I make that known up front.

[QUOTE=Chinzano;1947896]Yes, I did exactly that back in April. Please find my detailed reports that I published back then as well as discussion that it generated on the forum. Overall I had a great time and never regret but not sure I would repeat exactly the same. My observation is that taking a colombian chica on a short vacation is a good idea if you do it right way, in other words, if you are smart enough to understand your chica and the dynamics around you. Good Spanish (which I didn't have) is definitely a plus for plans like yours.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=YouCan;1948067]I know a guy that came back from DR and was showing pictures of his girlfriend. He recently bought a condo in Cabarete. Literally everyone he knew, he was showing his pictures of his girlfriend to. He said how he fell in love and sends money to her. I didn't have the heart to tell him she was still "working" I am sure she likes him, but even though I don't go to DR much, I still have seen her and this guy actually has no clue. (I have actually been with her) She gave him some bullshit story. He is a retired firemen and I know his friends have talked to him but he doesn't want to hear it.[/QUOTE]Yes, you should never ever send money. That goes straight to the novio / puto down there. You can give it to her in person but don't fall into the western union trap. Unless you want go full sugar daddy.

However, if the novio / puto starts messaging you on facebook or some other medium you should definitely talk to him. This one girl's boyfriend after a few months started getting real jealous because I managed in getting the girl to do her hair the way I like it, including the color, her nails, everything. I took her to Isla San Jose, which is a private island off the coast of Panama, and fucked her raw on a private beach during the day. The novio kept sending me photos of them together to make me jealous. I laughed. She was freaking out and begging me to block him.

The moral of this story is don't be the victim. Instead have fun, treat the girl right, and if her boyfriend starts getting jealous that means you're doing something right.

[QUOTE=YippieKayay;1947677]Don't do that if they're calling themselves your novia. Be subtle. Give her some money at the end, sure, what you think is fair. Otherwise show her a good time. If you go all business when they are trying to keep things cool you risk humiliating them.[/QUOTE]Just pay her the overnight rate, daily.

You know she needs the money.

You want to take her somewhere so she's cool, you like her.

Mangers always bragging about banging for a bargain or free. All good I guess but these folks need the money.

[QUOTE=YouCan;1948063]Oh you are paying both of them Just in a different way.[/QUOTE]And many other men are paying both of them as well.

[QUOTE=Dickhead;1948037]What did it translate to? It doesn't really translate but the closest thing in US English might be "Well, get a load of you!" I thought the poster's comment about "it sucks that you need a drug to help you perform" was pretty rude, and I'm a dickhead. Probably English is not his first language. I think a lot of us know that even if you don't "need" Viagra to "help you perform," it can be a handy tool. And yeah, a lot of us are old. A translator can also be a useful tool, but if the only tool you have is a hammer, everything might start to look like a nail. Translators suck because they can't handle homonyms or regionalisms, which is why I made the earlier joke about running "listo caballero" through a translator. Some hooker did that and posted the results to the board, hoping to drum up business, and it made NO sense and a pretty high level of Spanish would be needed to figure out what she meant. '.[/QUOTE]My intention wasn't to be rude, I apologize if that's how it seems. As you may figure out I'm Scottish and English unfortunately is my main language. I'm new to the his site and a newbie to Colombia. I arrive in 5 weeks and I need all the help I an get so once again I apologize. I'm 42 some may say I'm old also.

[QUOTE=YippieKayay;1948073] novio / puto [/QUOTE]What are you thinking that [I]puto[/I] means?

[QUOTE=Dickhead;1948119]What are you thinking that [I]puto[/I] means?[/QUOTE]Another Spanish lesson? Heh.

I've seen it used the same as the word pimp.

For all the veteran Medellin mongers, can you please tell me if mongering in MDE would be any different over New Year's weekend, or if all the girls stop working to spend time with family? Just trying to plan a quick getaway for that weekend! If not MDE, maybe BOG or CLO unless there are negative predictions there as well. Thanks!

[QUOTE=ZepFan;1948077]Mongers always bragging about banging for a bargain or free. [/QUOTE]No shortage of Romeos in cyberspace, that's for sure. My favorite are the stories where the sex workers cry over them at the airport. These cyber playboys are heartless on top of it all.