Already posted in FKK forum
Already posted in FKK reddit and in fact I'm being requested to take it down because people are afraid of price hikes in the hidden gem of Sao Paulo.
People don't understand economics. It will NOT cause a price hike, even if the whole world finds out about SP due to geographical distance and language barrier and the infinite supply of Garotas and chill attitude of the law towards hobbying.
Crossposting it here because it has important information which SP newbies / first time trip planners can benefit from. I sound like JD Vance talking to Zelensky but how about Thank you for posting this report instead of criticizing about price conversion to BRLs. Sorry I couldn't take the time to edit the report catered specially for this forum. Something's better than nothing right.
I really enjoy reading the threads in ISG, and do my best to give back. If you don't like my reports, I'm perfectly fine keeping my amazing experiences to myself. I don't have to post. I already have all the information I need, and I don't get off on making other people jealous, tbh couldn't care less.
[QUOTE=TheCane;3066123]But why are you quoting prices for Brazilian establishments in Euros? And writing a long report about FKK Sharks in the Sao Paulo thread instead of in the FKK Sharks thread where FKK aficianados would appreciate it the most?[/QUOTE]
Moema walking distance tablets spots
For the foristas hitting up Moema, here is a few local Moema "clinicas" within walking distance. Most of these spots run the **tablet game**—meaning you're picking your Garota off a screen or they do a quick in-person lineup only, no fotos in advance.
The play here is simple: if you want to stay off the digital radar. No Uber needed, no ID checks, no need to use your credit card, write down address and keep your iPhone tucked away at your homebase in moema (airbnb, hotel, apartment) , no need to bring your iphone.
These are places to. Just walk in, pick your **Garota of Choice (GoC)* pay in cold hard BRL cash, cash has same discount as paying by Pix.
While you're behind closed doors, get her to add your number to her WhatsApp and Instagram profile. Set up a private less expensive hookup for later—it's cheaper, longer, and way more fun if she & her amigas float your boat. Kkk after paying everyone in cash. Smile. Then, just bounce back out the door into that grey cold São Paulo rain. (shiver).
Personally I'm not into the tablet system, instagram filters change a garotas features, weight, hair color, etc. These clinicas are within 30 min or less walking distance in Moema and not often cited are in many Moema reports. If you want the real deep dive in a place. Easy peasy. Review each clinica named on GP-Guia. Their address and names pop upnl on Google maps or have whatsapp number. . Alway chatbl them up on WhatsApp before you head out to make sure the garotas are actually *them casa" (in the house) and not *a caminho" (stuck in traffic). And they explain their tablet system and pricing.
The "Right Around the Corner" Spots (5 to 15 min walk).
*CLínica Carinás: Av. Dos Carinás, 439.
*Sirius Spa: Av. Dos Imarés, 330.
*Luminna Spa: Av. Dos Nhambiquaras, 2076. (No tablet**—real ones know).
*Moema Spa: Av. Aratãs, 677.
*Lakshmi SPA: Av. Moaci, 556.
*Spa Moah: Av. Moaci, 885. (No tablet*.
*EnjoySpa: Rua Condessa do Pinhal, 279. (No tablet*.
The "Stretch Your Legs" Spots (10–30 min walk).
Baronesas Spa: are. Baronesa de Bela Vista, 471.
Red Massagem: Av. Moema, 841.
Bali Spa: are. Baronesa de Bela Vista, 12.
MEL FIRE: Av. Moema, 729. (Fetish onlyhere).
Taj Mahal Spa: are. Min. Gabriel de Rezende Passos, 336.
CLínica Indy: Av. Indianópolis, 2201.
CLínica Cherry: are. Pascal, 2019.
Stay safe, keep it low-key, get your money's worth, share your experience. I purposely left out the top 10 moema places frequently mentioned in reports.