Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=OxygenFresh;2992195]Visiting BKK after 4 years. All the previous 5 visits were before I discovered this wonderful platform. Thank you for this trove of knowledge and wisdom LOL.

Went to Doki Doki massage earlier today. Had good memories from my last visit, so decided to repeat. It has gone completely downhill. I visited around 1:30 in the afternoon. The place was deserted and I was the apparently the first customer of the day, or at least that's what the lady on reception told me. She showed me pictures of 3 women who were available, but I asked for a lineup. All 3 were nothing like their pictures, all atleast above 35, and at best, rank no more than 4 on a scale of 10. Since I was there for nostalgia sake, I decided to go ahead, hoping that the performance will live up to my past experience. Chose the leanest one from the 3 for an hour and paid 3 K. Her name was Sonya, if memory serves me right.

Inside the room, it was a familiar ambiance, large room, clean bed, and a large bathing area with an air mat. She asked me to lie down on the mattress, and started with a decent soapy massage which lasted for about 15 minutes. So far so good, at least in the performance. But then, things went south. She prepared the nuru gel, and poured all over me, and started rubbing it with hands. I remember they used their tongue all over the body, right from your toes up till the ears. This lady just licked my back for 2 minutes and asked me to flip. There was no rimming, no toe sucking, and no balls licking. When I asked for them, she said she has never done that! I told her she was in the wrong profession in that case.

The horror continued when she pulled out a condom and started putting it on. I asked about the blowjob, and she said she has braces and she will suck me with a condom! When I resisted, she started licking my balls gently with her tongue and within 2 minutes, again went to the condom. I lost all hope by then, asked her to wash off the gel and end the session. She offered me a massage for the rest of the hour, but I politely declined. She then cleared me up, I got ready and came out in about 30 minutes.

Never going back to Doki Doki again. Will try Aries next, and hope will be able to recover from the utter disappointment.

Will provide by 2 cents on the places I visit and women I meet through the day. Ciao![/QUOTE]Doki Doki has been on a down hill after they renovated.

I took the famous girl victoria last year and her services where nowhere as good as it was reported.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2992860]I don't understand how this youtube video is making money when you got to sign in just to view it, there's nothing that naughty going on, but without ad money, how does it all work? It's gotten 50 k view in a month, so it's doing great numbers, but the youtube algorithm is so weird ain't it fellas? I've seen videos where chicks are essentially nude, trying out bikinis, etc. But an innocent video like this and you got to sign in? Do better youtube!

[URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ByrTcJFQ4E[/URL]

Either way, I thank the makers of this video, they provide a great service to us all. If by some miracle, I can ever get back to Thailand, I'm going to the Cube![/QUOTE]Since it's an adult content, they have to mark it 18+ and it can still be monetized, but they would only allow the ads of those who are okay to monetize for such videos. It's not as profitable, but if most of the views are coming from Rich countries, he will be okay.

Plus he maybe getting some commission.

In the long run, I am sure he will make exclusive contents for his paid audience.

[QUOTE=OxygenFresh;2992737]
My biggest catch of the trip came from Seeking though. Will write a full report on that in the relevant section after I overcome the hangover of an amazing all-nighter with her. Ciao.[/QUOTE]I am curious about your Seeking Experience in BKK.

I hope you update in Bangkok Thread.

I found a few girls from seeking in TF too, who quoted half of what they quoted in Seeking.

Snow white was on my radar as lot of seniors suggested it.

They shared the lineup on line which is same as their website.

Went and checked the lineup and asked for Audi and Anna. They looked pretty in pics but seems pics are like at least 5-7 years old.

I didn't liked anyone else. Jenny was not there So I left.

Now I decided to walk to mango. Went there and it seems that entire street have ladies from different MP's.

Lineup was much better than snow white. Choose kaisyo. She was wearing a 2 piece exposing her boobs and gave an amazing smile.

Service was amazing. I had paid 2900 for 2 shots. Started with shower, BBBJ and fucked her in all positions and came in missionary.

Then she started the massage and in 30 minutes made johnny hard again. I repeated the whole process again.

Post session shower and cleanup.

I went in that lane again and ADDICT has the best lineup and a mamasan that is super helpful and easy to talk to. More on this later.

I need to head out to nana.

Adios!!

[QUOTE=Zam007;2992949]Since it's an adult content, they have to mark it 18+ and it can still be monetized, but they would only allow the ads of those who are okay to monetize for such videos. It's not as profitable, but if most of the views are coming from Rich countries, he will be okay.

Plus he maybe getting some commission.

In the long run, I am sure he will make exclusive contents for his paid audience.[/QUOTE]I have been to Bangkok 4 times.

In my experience massage parlours have been the best in terms of pleasure and service followed by freelancers and beer bars.

One thing I observed is the hottest and sexiest girls in lineup, for example Luna in doki doki, their service quality is not consistent, it depends on their mood, they can show you time of your life or disappointment you badly.

But a below average girl (if she seems acceptable to you) will give her best efforts in service and will do whatever request you make.

So we should make a small compromise in the looks and choose wisely as in my opinion quality of service is far more important than looks.

Happy to hear contradictions or suggestions.

Happy mongering everyone!

Plantsmoke here. Cube you have to pick out the girl from an ipad and then pay. I thought places / systems like this should be boycotted? Cube is on soi 22.

Soi 23: don't walk straight up the street. If you get up to Tai-Pan hotel you have gone too far. These massage parlors on this street seem therapeutic.

What you need to do is take the jag to the right. Kokoro is this way.

Soi 22: I did not see any good ladies here. Cherry was not very good. Its probably a good idea to go inside as not all the ladies sit outside.

Soi 24: on this street you take the first jag to the left. Maybe 8-10 masssager parlors here.

Can somebody please fill-out this post for soi 33, pretty lady near thonglolr, bamboo on soi 8 please. If I saw info like this it would have made 3 hours of walking around into 1 hour last night.

Hi. I am looking for recommendations to try Soapy massage. I came across BkkVice which provides soapy massage. Anyone tried this place? Would you recommend it? Or any other place I should try? Thanks.

[QUOTE=PlantSmoke;2993190]Soi 24: on this street you take the first jag to the left. Maybe 8-10 masssager parlors here.

Can somebody please fill-out this post for soi 33, pretty lady near thonglolr, bamboo on soi 8 please. If I saw info like this it would have made 3 hours of walking around into 1 hour last night.[/QUOTE]Soi 33 is full of shit. I just saved you 1 hour.

Soi 24/1: just turn right, enter the soi and voila, you're arrived.

[QUOTE=PlantSmoke;2993190]Plantsmoke here. Cube you have to pick out the girl from an ipad and then pay. I thought places / systems like this should be boycotted? Cube is on soi 22.

Soi 23: don't walk straight up the street. If you get up to Tai-Pan hotel you have gone too far. These massage parlors on this street seem therapeutic.

What you need to do is take the jag to the right. Kokoro is this way.

Soi 22: I did not see any good ladies here. Cherry was not very good. Its probably a good idea to go inside as not all the ladies sit outside.

Soi 24: on this street you take the first jag to the left. Maybe 8-10 masssager parlors here.

Can somebody please fill-out this post for soi 33, pretty lady near thonglolr, bamboo on soi 8 please. If I saw info like this it would have made 3 hours of walking around into 1 hour last night.[/QUOTE]Just to correct some misinformation here about Soi 23. Maybe the massage places before the Tai Pan hotel are therapeutic, but keep on going and you will find loads of massage parlors all along the Soi on the right hand side.

[QUOTE=Zam007;2992949]Since it's an adult content, they have to mark it 18+ and it can still be monetized, but they would only allow the ads of those who are okay to monetize for such videos. It's not as profitable, but if most of the views are coming from Rich countries, he will be okay.

Plus he maybe getting some commission.

In the long run, I am sure he will make exclusive contents for his paid audience.[/QUOTE]I agree, the nature of the video has youtube labelling it as 18+, but it seems so arbitrary sometimes. I guess that's the way it is with the algorithm. That's my dream though, to one day make it back to Bangkok, and have me a youtube channel like that.

[QUOTE=Crater77;2992984]Snow white was on my radar as lot of seniors suggested it.

They shared the lineup on line which is same as their website.

Went and checked the lineup and asked for Audi and Anna. They looked pretty in pics but seems pics are like at least 5-7 years old.

I didn't liked anyone else. Jenny was not there So I left.

Now I decided to walk to mango. Went there and it seems that entire street have ladies from different MP's.

Lineup was much better than snow white. Choose kaisyo. She was wearing a 2 piece exposing her boobs and gave an amazing smile.

Service was amazing. I had paid 2900 for 2 shots. Started with shower, BBBJ and fucked her in all positions and came in missionary.

Then she started the massage and in 30 minutes made johnny hard again. I repeated the whole process again.

Post session shower and cleanup.

I went in that lane again and ADDICT has the best lineup and a mamasan that is super helpful and easy to talk to. More on this later.

I need to head out to nana.

Adios!![/QUOTE]What time of the day was it when you visited Addict.

The last few years, I didn't see anyone attractive.

[QUOTE=UncleSam2040;2993213]Hi. I am looking for recommendations to try Soapy massage. I came across BkkVice which provides soapy massage. Anyone tried this place? Would you recommend it? Or any other place I should try? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Go to La belle.

[QUOTE=PlantSmoke;2993190]
Soi 24: on this street you take the first jag to the left. Maybe 8-10 masssager parlors here.[/QUOTE]BBFS "a gogo" in this area. But make sure you are on PREP and / or have PEP available.

Hi guys,

I will be visiting Bangkok first time soon and therefore was looking into the girls on display in some massage clubs like Cherry, also on Thaifriendly page.

I must say that among hundreds of photos I did not fknd any girl that attracts me.

No comparison to Dubai or to German FKK clubs were you find slim girls with nice boobs. Most girls in Thailand seem to short for the weight of 53 kg this is a good weight when a girl is 173.

Is it really like this. That one can not expect beautiful young girls with a nice body? If this is not available, aren't there bars in Bangkok where one would have the chance to meet non- Thai freelancers who look better?

Greetings and thanks.

[QUOTE=Toto001;2993472]Hi guys,

I will be visiting Bangkok first time soon and therefore was looking into the girls on display in some massage clubs like Cherry, also on Thaifriendly page.

I must say that among hundreds of photos I did not fknd any girl that attracts me.

No comparison to Dubai or to German FKK clubs were you find slim girls with nice boobs. Most girls in Thailand seem to short for the weight of 53 kg this is a good weight when a girl is 173.

Is it really like this. That one can not expect beautiful young girls with a nice body? If this is not available, aren't there bars in Bangkok where one would have the chance to meet non- Thai freelancers who look better?

Greetings and thanks.[/QUOTE]Those photos are very different than boots on the ground Toto. You'll find most of them tend to look better in real life, while some of them will look much worse in real life. Just like anywhere in the world. And if you have a thing for tall chicks, then Thailand is not for you, cause Asian chicks be short in general anyway. Thailand is well known as a paradise for many good reasons, give it a chance before you write it off based on some photos. And remember, these are the chicks that are willing to show their face. Plenty more, you won't see until you get there. Some of them are stunning beyond words. Granted, I experienced some real stunners too in my Prague and Germany days, but when it comes to overall value for money, Thailand is hard to beat.