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I agree that there is a lot to be said for meeting a woman in person and chatting / flirting a bit to get the feel. You can't get that with an online escort service or "meeting" on Facebook or other social media. The São Paulo clubs (and the termas in Rio) are perfect for that. And in those venues establishing rapport frequently will involve kissing, touching, and fondling before making a decision.
Two things can be true at the same time.
One purpose of requiring / requesting robes is def to search for weapons.
Who is your favorite girl at 4 x 4? How many times have you been to 4 x 4?
The location is in the middle of 1) courts, 2) stock exchanges, 3) investment clubs, 4) thugs who carry 5) gringos (also known as victims, simps, targets, ATMs), 6) cops / military veteran, aka thugs who carry (confuses the code if you are both 5 and 6.
That old fat but strong and evil lady in the robe room is trained to look for concealed weapons, so you should as that video on SOCP fanny pack says, have a small dagger or other blade in your muay thai shorts waistband, which is a good look anyway, as it says my legs, arms are weapons, and chicks dig it.
And.
Holding bags for chicks to punch / kick is a good warmup for fucking (fighting and futbol being the 3 F's of Brazilian culture).
Plus, you know, that inside the waistband bulge could just be a USB powered dildo.
Condition the security at your provider to accept that you are carrying.
Dual use.
The most powerful weapon is a camera.
Some places, like mosaico insist on taping over the camera on your celular.
Some places like casarao and blue house out in anil near cidade do deus do search well enough to locate all blades.
Blue house is def not a gringo friendly place.
Have you seen the secret agent yet?
[QUOTE=SocratesNY;3069586]The rmain purposes of the robes in termas aren't to hinder hidden weapons. The robes have pockets big enough to hold multiple cell phones. The main reasons for wearing robes (and it is optional at many termas) are to 1) provide more comfortable spa clothing and give off the illusion of a spa and some do take advantage of the spa facilities and use the showers, sauna, etc. 2) allow for freedom of movement and easy access for the girls to feel you up and entice you to go to the room 3) probably likeliest reason. Not stink up your clothes with smoke, perfume or sweaty smell of sex for when you go home to the missus.[/QUOTE]
The other thing you need to do is to always check the BarraVipsRio escort girls on Gp-[URL]Guia.net[/URL]
[URL]https://www.gp-guia.net/viewtopic.php?f=88&t=291669[/URL]
This one gets a negative, so pass.
Screen out to the ones that have positive reviews.
This is actually the most important site to use to screen in all of Brazil, and [URL]Gparena.net[/URL]
Hit Gauguin last night and had another damn good time.
The house band was straight fire. They were running classic rock all night and I found myself singing right along with them. Bon Jovi, Livin' on a Prayer, all that good stuff. Man, the music was A+ quality. Rock on, fellas.
Ended up spending time with three different garotas.
First up was Helen, a short blonde from Florianópolis. If you've been around Instagram, you've probably seen her. She's got plenty of bikini pics floating around. She also works at CLínica Miruna and Luminia Spa under a different name. At first she's shy and reserved, but once she gets comfortable, it's a whole different story. Cute, natural blonde with a sweet look. I think I reviewed her on GP-Guia a few months back.
Now, I honestly had no clue what most of the girls were asking for sessions that night. Didn't matter. My number was simple: are $500. Same deal for everybody. Not a real more, not a real less. Every one of them agreed, so I wasn't about to argue.
Next was Ana Paula, a spicy little number from Minas Gerais, 22 years old. Somebody explain to me how Minas keeps producing so many beautiful women. We clicked immediately. I think she originally mentioned are $800 or something along those lines, but by 3 AM the number was are $500 and everybody was smiling. That's how negotiations go sometimes. Kkk.
Then things got interesting.
While Ana Paula and I were heading upstairs, the elevator stopped on the first floor and another girl stepped in. Carol. Twenty-one years old, cute smile, dimples, total girl-next-door vibe. Took one look and said, "Vamos lá. ".
Just like that, the night turned into a duo session.
I told Carol I was paying are $500 per garota. She smiled, said yes, and upstairs we went. Reception handled payment right at the room. Easy money.
Overall, everybody was friendly, relaxed, and easy to deal with. The whole experience felt smooth from start to finish.
What I like about Gauguin is that it feels like "Scandallo Lite. " Similar energy, good venue, live music, attractive garotas, and a much more reasonable price point. Between 1 AM and 3 AM, are $500-are $600 seemed to be the sweet spot if you know how to negotiate and don't act thirsty.
A few years from now, I might be sitting around talking about the good old days when are $500 got the job done. Kkk.
Maybe it's nostalgia talking, but Gauguin reminds me of what Scandallo used to be before the prices went crazy. Good music, good vibes, beautiful women, and rates that still make sense. Years from now, I'll probably be sitting around telling stories about the days when are $500 was enough for a fun night out. Anybody who's been around São Paulo long enough knows exactly what I'm talking about.
I've seen this movie before. Same thing happened at Scandallo. Before the NFL crowd started rolling through town, prices were much more reasonable. Then ballers started throwing around are $2,000 and are $3,000 like it was Monopoly money, good for them. Enjoy but the market never really came back down. You can still find the occasional are $500 to $800 brl garota in scandallo. But it's nowhere near as common as it used to be.
Bottom line: Gauguin continues to deliver. Good music, good atmosphere, friendly girls, and prices that still make sense. If you're looking for a fun night out without getting absolutely smoked on rates, I'the recommend giving it a shot.
[QUOTE=Tochka;3069946]Maybe it's nostalgia talking, but Gauguin reminds me of what Scandallo used to be before the prices went crazy. Good music, good vibes, beautiful women, and rates that still make sense. Years from now, I'll probably be sitting around telling stories about the days when are $500 was enough for a fun night out. Anybody who's been around So Paulo long enough knows exactly what I'm talking about.
I've seen this movie before. Same thing happened at Scandallo. Before the NFL crowd started rolling through town, prices were much more reasonable. Then ballers started throwing around are $2,000 and are $3,000 like it was Monopoly money, good for them. Enjoy but the market never really came back down. You can still find the occasional are $500 to $800 brl garota in scandallo. But it's nowhere near as common as it used to be.
Bottom line: Gauguin continues to deliver. Good music, good atmosphere, friendly girls, and prices that still make sense. If you're looking for a fun night out without getting absolutely smoked on rates, I'the recommend giving it a shot.[/QUOTE]Yes, but you can't say all of this and just ignore the exchange rate. When I first started going to Scandallo, the girls were quite happy to accept 600 reals for a session. But back then, the exchange rate was 3 reals for 1 dollar. The dollar has strengthened considerably against the real since then, and has remained so for a long time (got even stronger again in recent weeks). The last time I was at Scan, all the girls were trying to get 1,500 reals for a session, with most of them being willing to accept counteroffers from 1,000 reals to 1,200 reals. And then you have the outliers, like the attractive blonde branca who wanted 3,000 reals while offering restricted service (CBJ, can't dine at the why, and so on). Didn't see her stupid, greedy ass going with anybody all night. Of course not! Somebody here in a relatively recent post said that a Scandallo tute quoted him 5,000 reals! GTFOH LOLOLOL! But yes, ballers throwing big money around makes a difference, but for us regular, middle class, discplined mongers who know how to hold the line for a fair price (the girls know who we are and act accordingly), I actually think that knowing and understanding the exchange rate, its impact on pricing, and how to manuever within it is far more important when it comes to getting a fair price. I'm saying that at the end of the day, I just don't think the ballers are affecting things for us as badly as it might seem. The girls know we aren't going to pay what a baller is going to throw around like play money. But yet, they need our money to be in the market too in order to survive. Bottom line is that you can't and shouldn't just ignore the impact of the exchange rate. Because I can assure you the tutes sure don't! If the exchange rate sinks back down to 3 to 1 someday (or even lower), then rest assured the price in reals can and [B]will[/B] go right back down too. It's about that exchange rate. The tutes know it, and we need to know it and work it too!
[QUOTE=Tochka;3069946]Hit Gauguin last night and had another damn good time.
The house band was straight fire. They were running classic rock all night and I found myself singing right along with them. Bon Jovi, Livin' on a Prayer, all that good stuff. Man, the music was A+ quality. Rock on, fellas.
Ended up spending time with three different garotas.
First up was Helen, a short blonde from Florianpolis. If you've been around Instagram, you've probably seen her. She's got plenty of bikini pics floating around. She also works at CLnica Miruna and Luminia Spa under a different name. At first she's shy and reserved, but once she gets comfortable, it's a whole different story. Cute, natural blonde with a sweet look. I think I reviewed her on GP-Guia a few months back.
Now, I honestly had no clue what most of the girls were asking for sessions that night. Didn't matter. My number was simple: are $500. Same deal for everybody. Not a real more, not a real less. Every one of them agreed, so I wasn't about to argue.
Next was Ana Paula, a spicy little number from Minas Gerais, 22 years old. Somebody explain to me how Minas keeps producing so many beautiful women. We clicked immediately. I think she originally mentioned are $800 or something along those lines, but by 3 AM the number was are $500 and everybody was smiling. That's how negotiations go sometimes...[/QUOTE]Great report Tochka!
I believe the beauty of Mineiras (Minas Gerais women) is attributable to the wealth effect. Back when MG was raking in massive amounts of gold and diamond beautiful women were drawn (or more aptly recruited) to Minas Gerais. These were women were the original gold diggers! LOL. Given that there are no MG cities that exploded into modern megapolises, this legacy DNA is still very much evident.
Now this is not at all an original idea. In fact, my Mineiro friends explained it this way to me.
Just got an update on flight changes. Landing in at 2 am and probably won't get to hotel till 4 am. I'm hoping it lands earlier and if I do, I would like to hit the ground running. Any suggestions for a quick early morning release before I catch up on sleep? I will be in Vila Olimpia.
[QUOTE=SBeach25;3069963]Just got an update on flight changes. Landing in at 2 am and probably won't get to hotel till 4 am. I'm hoping it lands earlier and if I do, I would like to hit the ground running. Any suggestions for a quick early morning release before I catch up on sleep? I will be in Vila Olimpia.[/QUOTE]SBeach, I have nothing for you. 4 am is too late for the boates and good luck trying to arrange for a quality escort. So if it were me, I would accept my fate and give up on finding anything good this late at night. Set your alarm clock for 11 am. Get some sleep. Have breakfast, and hit the clinicas from 12 pm onward. After your 2nd afternoon session, you won't care that didn't immediately score upon arrival.
[QUOTE=SBeach25;3069963]Just got an update on flight changes. Landing in at 2 am and probably won't get to hotel till 4 am. I'm hoping it lands earlier and if I do, I would like to hit the ground running. Any suggestions for a quick early morning release before I catch up on sleep? I will be in Vila Olimpia.[/QUOTE]There are clinicas open to 0200 am, with a half sleepy lineup of young scrawny garotas. You can check on gp-guia and kamaww website. I came across at 24 hour clinica but don't remember the name and bailed.
I tried a few of those late night clinicas. When I entered the lobby at 0200 am my immediate reaction was WTF?? It was me and ten other swinging dicks at 0200 am waiting on garotas. Nahh I bailed for Casarao which was still going strong 2 am to 5 am.
A few clinicas such as Miruna stay open to 11 pm (barely).
Or you can use your scandallo wasssp roster of garotas to hook with them at 0400 am or 0430 am at a love motel near scandallo. Or when they get off work at 0100 am -0300 am.
I did that a manyb times to have things lined up.
Based on experience the advice I agree with is to tuck-in, get some sleep, rest, recharge, vitamins, and be supercharged ready to go for back to back three hour duplo session at your favorite clinica.
Barravipsrio yasmin mineira.
[URL]https://barravipsrio.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-yasmin-mineira[/URL]
Who has fucked Yasmin, how much did you pay?
After you answer, vagabundo will reveal his answers.
This after all, is what this board is all about, ie, when the penis of vagabundo went into the asshole of Yasmin mineira, and how many oz of gold her paid her, when, why, yadda yasmin. Jota quest, clues there for all.
Thanks for the input. I've ran these simulations in my head to see what is best outcome and its very similar. I'm hoping the flight schedule changes back and land at original 12 am but I find it will be slim. Rest is probably best and do an all day adventure when I get up and have a good meal.
Barravipsrio Yasmin mineira.
[URL]https://barravipsrio.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-yasmin-mineira[/URL]
Who has fucked Yasmin, how much did you pay?
After you answer, vagabundo will reveal his answers.
This after all, is what this board is all about, ie, when the penis of vagabundo went into the asshole of Yasmin mineira, and how many oz of gold her paid her, when, why, yadda Yasmin. Jota quest, clues there for all.
[QUOTE=SBeach25;3070102]Thanks for the input. I've ran these simulations in my head to see what is best outcome and its very similar. I'm hoping the flight schedule changes back and land at original 12 am but I find it will be slim. Rest is probably best and do an all day adventure when I get up and have a good meal.[/QUOTE]You will be under a flight path from 6 am so good luck with the rest. There are also numerous helipads on the office blocks of south Itaim Bibi and some of the pilots leave their blades running for half an hour. On the plus side, if the football team win you won't even hear the aircraft.
You will be close to some good high end clinicas (see reports of distinction), they would be my first point of call. The Moema clinicas are about a 30-40 minute walk where you can see lots of anal action (might cost up to 200 R extra) and GG is about a 30 minute walk where the best looking women can be haggled down to around 50% of their opening requests.
[QUOTE=PeerSmarmer;3070110]You will be under a flight path from 6 am so good luck with the rest. There are also numerous helipads on the office blocks of south Itaim Bibi and some of the pilots leave their blades running for half an hour. On the plus side, if the football team win you won't even hear the aircraft.
You will be close to some good high end clinicas (see reports of distinction), they would be my first point of call. The Moema clinicas are about a 30-40 minute walk where you can see lots of anal action (might cost up to 200 R extra) and GG is about a 30 minute walk where the best looking women can be haggled down to around 50% of their opening requests.[/QUOTE]I'm staying at the W so I'm hoping I'm far enough. I also contacted the hotel and they assured me the windows are insulated and sun blockers will help me sleep. I used to live in Playa Del Rey next to LAX and my windows were insulated and had no issues so I'm familiar with being near the airport.
I banged her for 150 r in Motel Malaga near Mosaico (best asses in Rio) and Vila Mimosa and Massagemtijuca in 2014, when she first showed up on local boards.
[QUOTE=Vagabundo1;3070106]Barravipsrio Yasmin mineira.
[URL]https://barravipsrio.com/acompanhantes-rio-de-janeiro-yasmin-mineira[/URL]
Who has fucked Yasmin, how much did you pay?
After you answer, vagabundo will reveal his answers.
This after all, is what this board is all about, ie, when the penis of vagabundo went into the asshole of Yasmin mineira, and how many oz of gold her paid her, when, why, yadda Yasmin. Jota quest, clues there for all.[/QUOTE]