Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=EihTooms;2996110]Based on everything I have read recently about these PSE Shops, apparently the only thing I have done "wrong" is I have only been choosing ladies among the "20%" or so of better lookers, sometimes the only good looking one in the shop, who comply with the same P4 P Law of Gravity that I had mistakenly assumed places like Tulip and Snow White had miraculously defied but clearly they have not; that the best looking girls in a bar, shop or any other P4 P venue are the most likely to give weak service and most definitely least likely to allow BBFSCIP with a first time customer.

Part of my mistake was in believing a lot of nonsense here about how Anything Goes With Tulip Girls and Snow White Girls, They Never Say No, Never Disappoint, that as long as you're a nice guy and treat them well, BBFSCIP is almost a certainty without even discussing it up front.[/QUOTE]I've gone to SW multiple times since 2015 and had some great sessions there pre covid, and one post covid. I'm a go with the flow guy too and never ask specific services (except Anal in a shop like SW because I know every girls will provide it) and I can tell you I never ever had BBFS there (or even in Tulip the one and only time I went there). I don't even recall having done BBFS in any other massage shops, and I sessionned a lot in some of these places. Some of them I'm pretty sure I tried to get it but got refused.

I don't doubt people had some great service in these shops in the past, but nowadays I don't see any reason to go there except for getting A+ and rimming. These two services are the only ones I find more difficult to get elsewhere than in SW, and the girls in other places can be much better looking too.

Hey folks,

Can anyone recommend a clean budget / mid range MP that predominantly offers an HJ finish only? I don't want to pay FS prices when I just want is to lay back, relax and get a happy ending.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Doggus;2996358]Hey folks,

Can anyone recommend a clean budget / mid range MP that predominantly offers an HJ finish only? I don't want to pay FS prices when I just want is to lay back, relax and get a happy ending.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Almost every MP in and around Suk will do it if the girl is into you. Even the "health massages." And 98% of shops in Pity ya. That's why it is important to choose your masseuse carefully by eyeing her down and winking at her. This be the rapport part. Remember to tell them you are looking for wifey material in the Land of Smiles. So if you see a shop offering 200 baht massages. Tip about 2 X for HJ. Feel free to touch and squeeze. Let your intentions be known without suggesting with words. I always find the cuties in the 150 massage and tip 300. Then again. I strip butt nekkid from the start. Let it all hang loose. Lick my teeth and moan during my massages. Then do some groping on the FLIP side. This always results in her finger pointing to my shawarma with a smile and a nod. If not, I pull a Deshaun Watson and put her hand there when she massages my thighs. It's my money and I want it now mentality. Pure Machiavelli style slow edge tip only. Remember to squeeze those buttocks and make her go tug boat on the tiny twins. Get your most out of that 150+spent. I have found some gems who will throw in a quick lick and suck without asking for more. No CIM though. Guess I made them horned up and wet that they got into the mood. The gift to please is a gift indeed.

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2996387]Almost every MP in and around Suk will do it if the girl is into you. Even the "health massages." And 98% of shops in Pity ya. That's why it is important to choose your masseuse carefully by eyeing her down and winking at her. This be the rapport part. Remember to tell them you are looking for wifey material in the Land of Smiles. So if you see a shop offering 200 baht massages. Tip about 2 X for HJ. Feel free to touch and squeeze. Let your intentions be known without suggesting with words. I always find the cuties in the 150 massage and tip 300. Then again. I strip butt nekkid from the start. Let it all hang loose. Lick my teeth and moan during my massages. Then do some groping on the FLIP side. This always results in her finger pointing to my shawarma with a smile and a nod. If not, I pull a Deshaun Watson and put her hand there when she massages my thighs. It's my money and I want it now mentality. Pure Machiavelli style slow edge tip only. Remember to squeeze those buttocks and make her go tug boat on the tiny twins. Get your most out of that 150+spent. I have found some gems who will throw in a quick lick and suck without asking for more. No CIM though. Guess I made them horned up and wet that they got into the mood. The gift to please is a gift indeed.[/QUOTE]Have you ever tried to meet up with any of them during their off time? That would be cool.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2996224]we're paying them to leave.[/QUOTE]This rings 100% true.

As opposed to you, I have been very successful pulling girls off dating sites (Thais and Asian Foreigners), I enjoy how genuine they are. However, they become extremely clingy to the point that it takes more effort to get them off your back than to get them into bed.

Rules: Never bring them to your place, Ever, and always buy prepaid sim cards when you play.

It's a lot easier to visit a massage place and then go about your business. But it eventually gets pld quick.

[QUOTE=Doggus;2996358]Hey folks,

Can anyone recommend a clean budget / mid range MP that predominantly offers an HJ finish only? I don't want to pay FS prices when I just want is to lay back, relax and get a happy ending.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Many massage shops in Sukhumvit 22 (not the notorious nuru ones) will do that. Walk in and talk to the cashier / manager, tell her you want massage and Chuck-wow (or gesture hand). She will assign a girl that will do this. What you don't want is to go to these places and end up with the girl that does not offer any "special". (Some shops forbid it, but they know it happens).

[QUOTE=ElMexicant;2996387]Almost every MP in and around Suk will do it if the girl is into you. Even the "health massages." And 98% of shops in Pity ya. That's why it is important to choose your masseuse carefully by eyeing her down and winking at her. This be the rapport part. Remember to tell them you are looking for wifey material in the Land of Smiles. So if you see a shop offering 200 baht massages. Tip about 2 X for HJ. Feel free to touch and squeeze. Let your intentions be known without suggesting with words. I always find the cuties in the 150 massage and tip 300. Then again. I strip butt nekkid from the start. Let it all hang loose. Lick my teeth and moan during my massages. Then do some groping on the FLIP side. This always results in her finger pointing to my shawarma with a smile and a nod. If not, I pull a Deshaun Watson and put her hand there when she massages my thighs. It's my money and I want it now mentality. Pure Machiavelli style slow edge tip only. Remember to squeeze those buttocks and make her go tug boat on the tiny twins. Get your most out of that 150+spent. I have found some gems who will throw in a quick lick and suck without asking for more. No CIM though. Guess I made them horned up and wet that they got into the mood. The gift to please is a gift indeed.[/QUOTE]Haha excellent response that made me laugh. You are clearly a man who knows the drill inside out. Thanks for the insight!

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They have their ways of driving a point. Not the exact words they used but from what I can remember they said something like "Girls may look pretty on the outside, but they are as contaminated as a public men's toilet. Would we rub our dicks in urinary bowls? So, he was basically trying to remind me to use condoms." Always wash mouth preferably with non alcoholic mouth wash if we were going down for a long time and then kiss and vice versa". And some more short advices which we already know.

Thai men have contacts with local girls with whom they can do what they want for the price due to the mutual trust and their attention to their health. So, they don't actually have this problem that we tourists have.

BTW. This is what he and his buddy who is also a doctor advised me. I am already as careful as I can be. Like I said, I don't raw hookers.

[/QUOTE]I get the risk, and I very rarely go bareback with a working girl. But sometimes a guy just has to fuck. And sometimes even a working chick just has to fuck. And when that happens, all logic and precaution goes out the window. And it can be gross, but that's what post nut clarity is about, if you get away with it without catching the herps or any other std, you'll think twice about going raw with a working girl, or even a civilian chick for that matter. You won't know where her pussy has been.

That's why I don't often go down on chicks, if she's got fresh cum in there, oh no. That's definitely a bad day. Also, remember what happened to Michael Douglas! When it comes to kissing, that's why alcohol is awesome, natural disinfectant right there. A coupla shots of whisky for you, a few shots of bourbon for her, then feel free to tongue wrestle. You're welcome!

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2996512]

That's why I don't often go down on chicks, if she's got fresh cum in there, oh no. That's definitely a bad day. Also, remember what happened to Michael Douglas! When it comes to kissing, that's why alcohol is awesome, natural disinfectant right there. A coupla shots of whisky for you, a few shots of bourbon for her, then feel free to tongue wrestle. You're welcome![/QUOTE]That's a good reminder about the Alcohol.

But apparently using mouth wash with alcohol content can kill the sex drive along with beneficial bacteria. Which is strange. I do remember reading about that and these doctors too mentioned it.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;2996494]This rings 100% true.

As opposed to you, I have been very successful pulling girls off dating sites (Thais and Asian Foreigners), I enjoy how genuine they are. However, they become extremely clingy to the point that it takes more effort to get them off your back than to get them into bed.

Rules: Never bring them to your place, Ever, and always buy prepaid sim cards when you play.

It's a lot easier to visit a massage place and then go about your business. But it eventually gets pld quick.[/QUOTE]You are contradicting yourself there slightly, you are successful with the dating sites, but easier to visit a MP. Just have an exit strategy ready when the girl arrives at your hotel or condo, tell up at the start, you need to work later or will be getting up dead early to go travelling. Some story in case you want to ditch her. I do agree after a couple of hours they become like clingy kids especially when they start getting hungry. I can't be doing with having to feed them, at that point it's here is a tip to buy yourself some food on your way home!

But on a related point, A lot of newbies go to a lot of trouble trying to either bypass hotel reception or to find a hotel that doesn't ask for the 'guest' to deposit their ID on the way in. I strongly recommend that you do get the girl to check in with reception first and take comfort in the fact that hotel or condo reception is watching out for you!

I speak from a couple of personal bad experiences. The obvious one is theft, but I've pulled a couple off dating sites that have turned out to be a bit deranged or psycho. One stalked me for a couple of days after our date including coming back into the hotel and trying to get up to my room. She tried a 2nd time telling the maid she had left the keycard inside. This was a couple of minutes after I left. The hotel staff caught her and threw her out but said she had clearly been watching for me to leave. They said that type of thing happens quite often to guests.

I was also in the NANA inn one day (the one with the 2nd building at the back with no security on the lift). An obvious ladyboy arrived at my door, quite aggressive clearly looking to get money out of me. It didn't bother me but at the same time it got me thinking, if 2 or 3 scammers arrived at the door there wasn't really anyone to call for help, there was no reception in that back building at all.

I have so many memories of this place and close to 100 sessions. Didn't go in a while but I am still sad it is now closed permanently.

[QUOTE=JoshAllen;2996486]Have you ever tried to meet up with any of them during their off time? That would be cool.[/QUOTE]If I came for a massage and HJ, that is the goal. Nothing more nothing less. Crossing into meet up off time is a step towards the Simpsons. I'd rather watch Buffalo Bills football on my own. Play them. Pay them. Then move on to next conquest.

[QUOTE=NewtonYork;2996512]That's why I don't often go down on chicks, if she's got fresh cum in there, oh no. [/QUOTE]So stale cum is okay? It's only the fresh stuff you avoid?

Pretty on 53/1 down in Khlong Toei is a hidden gem. Lots of hot younger ones in early 20's there, and I always get a good fuck and suck. Even ended up with a couple of surprise PSE here, from women who at first looked like they were new to the game. 2000 baht for a short time it's hard to beat these days, especially with women of this quality. I mostly see Asian customers but I think my fellow farang should give the place strong consideration. I can recommend the young hot ones: Lin, Noriko, Pie and Bovie. Anyone else been here? [URL]https://bangkokprettymassage.com/girls/[/URL].

[QUOTE=RickRock;2996673]Pretty on 53/1 down in Khlong Toei is a hidden gem. Lots of hot younger ones in early 20's there, and I always get a good fuck and suck. Even ended up with a couple of surprise PSE here, from women who at first looked like they were new to the game. 2000 baht for a short time it's hard to beat these days, especially with women of this quality. I mostly see Asian customers but I think my fellow farang should give the place strong consideration. I can recommend the young hot ones: Lin, Noriko, Pie and Bovie. Anyone else been here? [URL]https://bangkokprettymassage.com/girls/[/URL].[/QUOTE]I totally disagree, 2 k for 40 min. 1 shot? Great deal - 555. I found them to be clock watches and 80% of the pictured ladies are not there.