Sao Paulo Reports

[QUOTE=SocratesNY;3070508]Saturday can be hit or miss, as it is a day / night that many local Asians visit. Local Asians tend to work hard M-F and then relax on Saturday. I've seen Saturdays where half or more of the guys are Asians. So girls that tend to attract Asian clients (Thin, pale skin, cute / pretty face, etc.) would choose to take Monday off and work on Saturday. I've seen Saturdays that are as busy as Tues to Thurs and other Saturdays that are as slow as Mondays.[/QUOTE]Think about it. I coined the place "the baddest puta palace on the planet" from going mostly on Saturday night. So, Saturdays can't be all that bad if they left me with that impression! I have only been on a Monday once and I have never seen it like that on a Saturday ever. I wonder if the time of the year might have anything to do with it too? I tend to go January thru March or October thru December. I avoid their winter (our summer months). Any way you cut it, the mongering gods have been on my side every single time because I've scored nothing but hits at Scandallo on Sao Paulo Saturday nights! Must be the Asian in me. I do like the brancas! But speaking of Asians, there was one Saturday I went a long time ago when I did notice a lot of Asian men there. But, it was like that only one time. I have not really noticed that since. Not saying it isn't true. Just saying I've only seen it once. I'm sticking to Thursday thru Saturday.

[QUOTE=Tochka;3070520]Gauguin Club Pricing & Strategy Confirmations.

The Late-Night Sweet Spot (2:00 AM 3:00 AM): This is when all pretense is dropped. As the night winds down, more garotas accept their 500 BRL fate. I was able to line up back-to-back sessions at this rate.[/QUOTE]And there's the catch. I don't like to wait until 2 am to 3 am to butt fuck a pretty, blonde branca. By that time, I'm ready to go to sleep hahaha! So, at a Gaugin, I'm quite happy to pay a little premium to fornicate much earlier in the evening. From 500 reals to 800 reals (my preferred max at Gaugin) to 1,000 reals? That's not going to break me. So, ladies let's get it on!

Spent only a couple days in Sao Paulo first time here, so unfortunately I didn't get to go to any of the clubs. Went to a lot of casas though because I was able to hop in and out very easily if I didn't like the selection. Sadly it's been a couple of months since I visited so my memory is already a bit foggy will do my best to recollect prices and addresses though.

Clinica is the casa equivalent in Colombia so I wanted to try them all here.

Clinica 1: Evidence Massagem.

1 hour 230 reals. 30 minutes 180 reals.

They have a website and a whatsapp, so you can just message them on up-to-date prices and who is available. My first casa when landing in Brazil and one of the cheaper ones.

Unfortunately when I get there and see the girls in person, they look pretty different from what was being shown in the website, but since I was horny I said sure.

I end up sessioning with Honey who has curly red hair. She gives me a half decent massage and then we get to business. She had a nice body but giant fake tits, which I wasn't crazy about unfortunately. We did various positions but I wasn't able to cum. There is a bench where you can fuck them which was pretty interesting, but it wasn't enough. No kissing either, and so that was it.

There was another girl with short black hair that also looked doable, but I wanted to see if there were better chica selections.

I pay and there is a 10 real fee for using credit card. Which isn't too bad for the convenience. Not as bad as 10%. We will get there later. On to the next clinica.

Clinica 2: Casa de Massagem Vila Leopoldina.

1 hour 600 reals full service. Other options I didn't even bother remembering since this was the only one that allowed penetration.

Had a much better selection than the previous casa, but of course the price was way higher. 5-6 chicks total, and the one I was interested in a brunette flakita wasn't there, so the owner had to call her on WhatsApp. He was a chill guy. He owned the whole building which was actually really nice, but the rooms were kind of bare bones unfortunately. Just a mattress in the middle of the room and no shower attached.

Anyway, she arrives and thankfully this time it's not catfish. She looks like her pictures but just a little more tan so I say yes.

We start off with a BBBJ and it feels great, but I jacked off the other night so my sensitivity was low, so it didn't take long for her to get tired and flip over.

We try a couple of positions from cowgirl, doggystyle and missionary, but I still wouldn't cum. Meanwhile as I am doing this I try to kiss her. Initially there is resistance, but after a while she relents because she understands it will make me cum easier.

However, I still don't cum so in the end she just jackhammers my dick and then I release. I ask for her WhatsApp, but unfortunately she won't give it to me. Makes sense though given how much I made her work LOL. She also asks for a tip at the end. Usually I would ignore this, but given that she had to take a taxi over and worked hard to make me cum, I decide to give it her a 100 real tip. Never again though because as I was about to pay the host springs a 10% fee on me for using credit card! As a result my total was 770 (600+ 100 + 10% tip). Definitely not worth it with all those extra fees.

I would consider coming back again if I bring cash, but definitely soured a future trip because of the extra fee. Still had the hottest chicks of all the other casas though!

Clinica 2.5.

I check out a couple of other spas after that to see if I can find any hidden gems. Unfortunately the ones I went to: Clinica Tokio and Clinica Yankin.

Had a selection I didn't enjoy so didn't end up sessioning. If you have time to check them out though, might still be worth it.

Clinica 3: Abbóbora?

Final Clinica I ended up sessioning at. Unfortunately, I'm not 100% sure it was this one because there were 2 other Clinicas in the area. Moema Spa and Clinica Cariná. However, I will account my story anyway.

I think one hour here was 400. So a bit mid ranged in terms of quality. This one had a lot of chicks. I counted at least 8 when they did a presentación. I end up setting with an enthusiastic brunette with big tits, but I kinda wish I did the flakita with glasses instead.

The rooms here are pretty nice. The bathroom is attached, and it honestly feels like a hotel. Great AC too.

That's where the praise ends though. The chick I picked ended up being a bad choice because no DFK and her balloon tits unfortunately didn't feel that nice to squeeze. She made a good effort though and did her best to be enthusiastic, but I also found her face to be not the best as well after good lighting.

An hour passes and I still don't cum. She asks if I want an extension and I say no thanks.

Overall 1/3 hits not the best track record, though some of it was due to my physical condition at the time. Was slightly jetlagged when I first arrived and got sick at the tail end of my trip. Definitely worth checking out though if you're not a club person. I will have to try some of the clubs if I ever get a chance next time. Personally though, still prefer Rio for just having the beach vibes.

[QUOTE=Pokemonger;3070561]Spent only a couple days in Sao Paulo first time here, so unfortunately I didn't get to go to any of the clubs. Went to a lot of casas though because I was able to hop in and out very easily if I didn't like the selection. Sadly it's been a couple of months since I visited so my memory is already a bit foggy will do my best to recollect prices and addresses though.

Clinica is the casa equivalent in Colombia so I wanted to try them all here.

Clinica 1: Evidence Massagem.

1 hour 230 reals. 30 minutes 180 reals.

They have a website and a whatsapp, so you can just message them on up-to-date prices and who is available. My first casa when landing in Brazil and one of the cheaper ones.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report.

May I ask why you wondered out to Vila Leopoldina / Lapa neighborhood? Most gringos would not wander out pass Vila Madalena.

Speaking of Honey, if you mean mel on the website, I sessioned with her a few months ago in Yankin or Tangara. Ok service.

Abbobora is a great day time spot for hot women but the receptionist is a pain to deal with.

Anyways, hope you enjoy SP.

1. Which hotel do you all recommend and is girl friendly near Paulista area. I want to be 30-40 minute uber ride from Scandallo, Casaro, Gauguin.

2. is it easier to just take cash with you and exchange in Sao Paulo?

Is it ok to leave the money in a safe in the hotel?

[QUOTE=DavidAnderson;3070755]1. Which hotel do you all recommend and is girl friendly near Paulista area. I want to be 30-40 minute uber ride from Scandallo, Casaro, Gauguin.

2. is it easier to just take cash with you and exchange in Sao Paulo?

Is it ok to leave the money in a safe in the hotel?[/QUOTE]1) I don't know your budget but I always stay at the Renaissance. Super girl friendly. Approx 40 minutes to Scandello and GG and about 10 minutes to Casarao.

2) yes. I do this all the time. I exchange at this place and it is a comfortable walk from the Renaissance. [URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/fPWcVHT75hGyv1Ut9?g_st=[/URL].

3) yes. I always do this.

The area around the Renaissance is very safe and is a nice area tk walk around and there are lots of little shops, restaurants and bars around.

[QUOTE=DavidAnderson;3070755]2. is it easier to just take cash with you and exchange in So Paulo?[/QUOTE]On your question number 2, rather than haul a bunch of cash around, I think it's easier (and better) to just get a good debit card and pull cash from the ATMs as you need it. It's just safer for you that way not to be carrying a bunch of cash. The Schwab debit card is a monger debit card of choice (there are others). It's widely accepted, and they refund all ATM fees at the end of each month. If you use an ATM, never use one that's easily accessible right from the street since those are easier for crooks to mess with. Always stick to the ones located inside of a secure, enclosed space.

[QUOTE=TheCane;3070768]The Schwab debit card is a monger debit card of choice (there are others). It's widely accepted, and they refund all ATM fees at the end of each month. If you use an ATM, never use one that's easily accessible right from the street since those are easier for crooks to mess with. Always stick to the ones located inside of a secure, enclosed space.[/QUOTE]To add on to the OP. I've had Schwab since 2006 and been all over the world with it. Never an issue. They are also very good at sending you a new one should you loose it anywhere. Lost mine somewhere in MXCD. Got a replacement in 2 days FedEx. Since we are on the topic of ATM's, what is the best Bank to use in SP? I've used Santander many times. What ATM should I use in GRU airport when I land?

The last one you described sounds like Abbobora.

[QUOTE=Pokemonger;3070561]Spent only a couple days in Sao Paulo first time here, so unfortunately I didn't get to go to any of the clubs. Went to a lot of casas though because I was able to hop in and out very easily if I didn't like the selection. Sadly it's been a couple of months since I visited so my memory is already a bit foggy will do my best to recollect prices and addresses though.

Clinica is the casa equivalent in Colombia so I wanted to try them all here.

Clinica 1: Evidence Massagem.

1 hour 230 reals. 30 minutes 180 reals.

They have a website and a whatsapp, so you can just message them on up-to-date prices and who is available. My first casa when landing in Brazil and one of the cheaper ones.

Unfortunately when I get there and see the girls in person, they look pretty different from what was being shown in the website, but since I was horny I said sure...[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SBeach25;3070843]To add on to the OP. I've had Schwab since 2006 and been all over the world with it. Never an issue. They are also very good at sending you a new one should you loose it anywhere. Lost mine somewhere in MXCD. Got a replacement in 2 days FedEx. Since we are on the topic of ATM's, what is the best Bank to use in SP? I've used Santander many times. What ATM should I use in GRU airport when I land?[/QUOTE]I prefer Bradesco and Santander. I never get money at the airport, and wait until I'm in the town to do that. But these days, I usually don't need to get any money right away since I normally have some left over from my last trip (currently R3, 320). I don't mind holding some cash in reals and euros because I know it will be spent on future trips. The thread for taking a deeper dive into this topic is here:

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?2656-Real-vs-Dollar-and-other-currency-issues[/URL]

[QUOTE=SBeach25;3070843]what is the best Bank to use in SP? I've used Santander many times. What ATM should I use in GRU airport when I land?[/QUOTE]The nearest Santanders to W hotel were oddly uninterested in accepting European bank cards. There is a 24 hour ATM in the mall next to your place but it only has a 1000 R withdrawal limit. I resorted to taking out 1000 R every time I passed a mall, they all have a 24 HR ATM but they can be annoyingly tucked away in some hidden corner. At the clinicas you can pay the full bill by card or in some you pay the house on card and the lady with cash. At GG I paid the final bill and room with card and then the lady with cash. GG seemed to charge 15% to pay the lady with a card.

[QUOTE=SBeach25;3070843]To add on to the OP. I've had Schwab since 2006 and been all over the world with it. Never an issue. They are also very good at sending you a new one should you loose it anywhere. Lost mine somewhere in MXCD. Got a replacement in 2 days FedEx. Since we are on the topic of ATM's, what is the best Bank to use in SP? I've used Santander many times. What ATM should I use in GRU airport when I land?[/QUOTE]I completely agree about Charles Schwab and I would never want to travel without it. The ATM refunds are fantastic, but so are their conversion rates and frankly their customer service as well is top notch.

In Brazil Santander is #1 in my experience. I always make a point to locate one near where I stay. Their terminal actually has an option for English and is easy to navigate plus they are everywhere. Many of the random ATMs make it very challenging to decline their awful conversion rate, to the point where I had to actually check my statement and do the math to be sure. The one thing to look out for when you use a Santander ATM, be sure to see what bills it says it has and always pull out larger amounts. If you take out less than 1500 you tend to get a lot of 50 R notes, and sometimes if the machine is out of 100 R you only get 50 Rs. However it always lists the bills on hand in the top right corner, so if it doesn't have 100 R I would recommend going elsewhere. I am not positive on their max withdraw limit, but I typically do 2 x 2000 R and have no problems with that.

Can't speak to the airport, haven't had to do that one yet.

[QUOTE=JZeleznik;3070881]I completely agree about Charles Schwab and I would never want to travel without it. The ATM refunds are fantastic, but so are their conversion rates and frankly their customer service as well is top notch.[/QUOTE]Another great feature with the Schwab debit card is that after you've used it, you can then lock it via your phone so that it can't be used again until you yourself unlock it again. This is great extra-added security that prevents thieves from getting their scummy hands on your money.

[QUOTE=SBeach25;3070843]... What ATM should I use in GRU airport when I land?[/QUOTE]Assuming you arrive in Terminal 3, there's an ATM located in the baggage claim area just as you enter from the Immigration desks. Because it's in a secure location, I feel safe using it. I wouldn't use any of the ATMs landside at GRU.

[QUOTE=CatBert55;3070889]Assuming you arrive in Terminal 3, there's an ATM located in the baggage claim area just as you enter from the Immigration desks. Because it's in a secure location, I feel safe using it. I wouldn't use any of the ATMs landside at GRU.[/QUOTE]Based on info provided on this board in late Jan 2026, I looked long and hard for this supposed ATM at GRU baggage claim for terminal 3. This was on Feb 27. I can assure you: there is no such ATM. I looked all over for it. It does not exist. I asked a female official who worked there at baggage claim (Terminal 3) where the ATM was: she said you had to exit baggage claim to find an ATM. So maybe there used to be one there, but not now. Anyway, I would be curious what anyone else finds who seeks out this mystery ATM. Let us know if you found it. I myself will be flying back to Sao Paulo in six days, so I will check it out again too.

I am also going to check out for the first time the Bradesco ATMs which are said to be located at terminal 2 mid-level (in the direction of terminal 3 by the SUBWAY restaurant). More than one person has said that these ATMs exist between T2 and T3, so I am going to seek them out.