Sao Paulo Reports

I just found this app. You can fund it via cash app or USDC coins from any blockchain (although most exchanges charge stupid fees to transfer coins).

Once funded you can pay PIX.

Send me a PM to be added to a VFH (Veterans of Foreign Hoars) group for SP and RJ friends.

It is worth the upgrade.

The community of mongers is a lost congregation of Israel, memorialized in Deuteronomy 69:69, the talmud, and is now 5873 years going strong, and includes all faiths, those under the crescent so long as you believe in rich world penis (including strapons, and vagabundo has a nice strapon for the ladies who want to slide 20 cm of hard rubber inside the kunt of a rich gringa from strausberg, and which favela negra does not want to ass fuck a rich gringa who is paying the local carioca? In the red tent of privileged little bitches, and all ya all are privileged littl bitches on your first trip to Brazil, just as vagabundo was, back in 1954, when he swam ashore at praia macumba, posto 12, barra, from a rich world submarine, the USS Jimmy Carter, locking out at 4 AM, and then whacking some enemy, just because his balls were so full of jism that he was oozing ten million little vagabundos in his precum from dreams about 1980's porno.

Speaking of which vagabundo fucked a regular prive girl for 50 or 51 minutes on Friday for a total cost of 250 r, 200 r for the girl and the house, and 50 for the raw use of her kunt.

So, kunt quants do the math. My CPFPM A is like. 974 pennies per minute.

Some quants give the world the sharpe ratio, professor vagabundo on the other hand gives you, CPFPMA in local rich world currency, USD.

It is not at all romantic. She is moving apartments. Jimmyboy, who is over in thailand at the moment may induge in romance, vagabundo, aka, rocky balboa, who is a former golden gloves boxer with a 0 and 1 record, uses fucking as cross training for fighting (while ignoring futbol, unless it is is pool voleiball with hot gringas, who usually find a reason to kick our hero from their pools), was just there to get a massge to his penis. Protip, always talk about your dick in centimeters. This alone is comedic gold. And as a gringo, your attempt to pronounce centimeter will elicit howls of laughter AT you, maybe WITH you, if you also refer to your kielbasa as bengala, which is apparently a real PLACE in Africa, the most fertile continent on the planet.

[QUOTE=Azzazelo;3074012]Just wanted to say thanks, guys.

Big thanks to senior members like Tochka, The Cane, OkSwimmer5517, Steve9696, Vagabundo1, SocratesNY and plenty of others.

Really appreciate you taking the time to post your experiences and answer all the questions from us newbs. You guys have saved a lot of us from making expensive mistakes and getting ourselves into bad situations.

If I run into any of you on my September trip to Sao Paulo, first round is on me.[/QUOTE]

Day 1: went to Guagin because it was close to my hotel. I have been to Scan before and it is very similar and I can see why its called Scan Lite. Came a little early about 8:30 pm and can confirm that if you wanted to save a little cash then its a good bet (150 R vs 350 R I think too drunk to remember). Also confirmed if you buy a bottle, they will keep it for 3 months and you can come in and drink it until empty. I can't confirm about prices being cheaper before 9 pm because I was too busy trying to scope out the talent and paid no attention to the time. Ended up getting a MaC12. Got a couple of numbers and was blown away by a young Michelle Pfiefer who spoke pretty good English. But as with every experience I've had at any country, a girl who speaks english will demand a premium. She wanted 2500 for TN. Told her I will consider it and took her number.

Day 2. Went to Casarao to just check it out and see what type of the experience. Chatted up a girl next to me and we ended up in the room. As I was returning to get some more drinks I saw a Adriana Lima look a like walk by me. I quickly grabbed her and we ended up in the room as well. She was fantastic so I negotiated a TN next night. Very reasonable and her personality was just great as well so I confirmed for next day.

Day 3. Adriana meets me at hotel and we go to dinner. After we go to a place called Inner-City. I can say it was an eye opener and she said there were a few others. Not really my thing but it was fun just to experience the club. After the club we went back to my hotel and did the deed. She is excellent more than I expected.

Not going to go into details of the sexcapades as every one has their own and I think most people are more interested in the prices so I will stick to those points.

Gaugin: 1200 to 1800 for TN.

Casarao: 300 to 400 for an hour. 1200 to 1500 for TN.

Also, from Hyatt to Casarao was about 25 min RT. I used uber black and each way was about 50 R.

Bahamas Hotel Club, from past to present:

[URL]https://gq.globo.com/noticias/noticia/2026/07/bahamas-polemica-casa-noturna-de-sp-fecha-as-portas-apos-morte-de-empresario-oscar-maroni-e-ser-assumida-por-herdeiros.ghtml[/URL]

[QUOTE=Questner;3074417]Bahamas Hotel Club, from past to present:

[URL]https://gq.globo.com/noticias/noticia/2026/07/bahamas-polemica-casa-noturna-de-sp-fecha-as-portas-apos-morte-de-empresario-oscar-maroni-e-ser-assumida-por-herdeiros.ghtml[/URL][/QUOTE]I've only gone to Bahamas a handful of times because it's the only real boate in moema (57 becomes one at night sure but its just clinical girls getting together than an actual boate with more non pro just trying to make a few extra bucks) and it was always less than 5 mins where I would usually airbnb.

I met this amazing redhead MILF.

She never told me her age but she had to be 45-50.

She was very secretive but she was fun.

Bahamas was always in the guys favor as everytime I went there would be only 2-5 guys max and there was always 10-15 girls.

Not a lot but the girls were always pretty good looking with short girls, fit girls, chubby, etc so good variety as well.

Food was nice too and the entrance fee if you came before 9 pm included at least a meal and drink.

It was about 125 reais I think.

Girls were always cool and never bothered you unless you called them over.

Some would be wearing lingerie and was the only boate I know where girls can actually dress like a terma girl in rio.

Anyways I met this red lady in Bahamas and she spoke decent english but we spoke porto the whole time

Went up the room and did it twice.

Got her number and had her over my place for the night later that week for 1 k and just lots of fun.

She would always go like 3-4 rounds until we fell asleep from exhaustion and we would get breakfast across the street the next day.

Last time I met her was last year.

We ended up meeting up at smart fit gym down the street from my place.

She had a top level membership so she got me in as a plus 1 and we worked out together.

She was in amazing shape, big natural DDDs and an ass so firm you would think it was sculpted.

Anyways she told me she was leaving for europe in a few months and so I wouldn't see her for at least a year due to our travel schedule so I decided to go all out and have a fun night.

We went to banana club to check out the scene and maybe find a third.

Then we went to vitrinni club but it was a much younger crowd like young 20 somethings and I guess it made her uncomfortable.

We then went to some regular clubs like the history club and she enjoyed that.

We then went to two swing clubs just to check them out together and she also liked that and got a little frisky but wanted to save my load back at my place.

We ended up getting mcdonalds at 4 am after all that mess and it was nice. like we were two teenagers

We joked that we could get marry and I could get my brazilian visa and she could get american citizenship.

She smiled and she that would be nice.

We got back to my place and after a few round it was almost 6 am.

She told me lets do one more and she had to go.

She said she would actually be leaving for europe that same week and she didn't know when or if she would be back.

So we did it like we'd never see each other again.

Then she left and I've yet to see her for 2 years now.

I still think about her from time to time.

Some girls you really wish you could meet in another time, in another place, in the light of the day
i've fell in love too many times in brazil
she was the only girl i've ever done at bahamas and guess that's how it will stay
sometimes that's all you really need is that one good one

So yea Bahamas was pretty good to me

Flying in to GRU now and have a 14 hour layover arriving around 8 pm.

Haven't decided what to do was thinking about Scandallo but it's a bit far. How much cash would you suggest bringing? Also wondering if there is some other good establishments close to GRU. And if there's any suggestions that also has strippers dancing.

Hurin.

Been stuck in this rut of going to SP followed by Germany and so on. I tried to break it by going to Toronto once and it worked up to an extent but not that SP Boate level good.

4 places I've been studying that I've never visited -.

1. HK in Tijuana, Mexico. Apparently this is not good.

[QUOTE=Jsaxxon1221;3072826]HK is no where near Scandallo! HK is a far cry not only from the talent of scandallo but the overall class of the place has gone downhill. Is it better than Scandallo. I wish. Can't wait to be back in SP![/QUOTE]2. T2 Classic in Jakarta, Indonesia. Apparently this gave some guy STDs. And I'm not that into Asian girls anyways.

[QUOTE=Safado70;3072945]chancroid is something else. I have these ulcers on my dick. They hurt. And I have to wait for them to heal before I can start to have sex again. It's been 10 days now and no signs of healing. My trip ends in 10 days and I don't think they will heal before that. An entire mongering trip without sex. What a fuck.[/QUOTE]3. 4 x4, MC, Solarium, Centaurus in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. I have to go there playing dead, expecting disappointment.

[QUOTE=Steve9696;3074305]Based on your background in SP as I said I think Rio is going to disappoint you.[/QUOTE]4. Medellin, Colombia. Same disappointment.

[QUOTE=Combo;3019977]Don't go expecting to find something similar to Scandallo or the FKKs or you'll be disappointed.[/QUOTE]Thanks a lot. I can't jump on a plane with a preset mindset to be disappointment. I need hope. KKK.

This is it bois. We've hit the ceiling. SP it is.

[QUOTE=Bearsi;3074460]I've only gone to Bahamas a handful of times because it's the only real boate in moema (57 becomes one at night sure but its just clinical girls getting together than an actual boate with more non pro just trying to make a few extra bucks) and it was always less than 5 mins where I would usually airbnb.[/QUOTE]I was never a fan of Bahamas Club. But, what I have learned over time is that every time a club or establishment goes offline, the overall scene loses a little bit of its vitality, or maybe even a lot of it, like when a place with the status and impact of say a Club Help closes. I tip my glass to the fallen!

[QUOTE=OkSwimmer5517;3074480]Been stuck in this rut of going to SP followed by Germany and so on. I tried to break it by going to Toronto once and it worked up to an extent but not that SP Boate level good.

4 places I've been studying that I've never visited -.

1. HK in Tijuana, Mexico. Apparently this is not good.

2. T2 Classic in Jakarta, Indonesia. Apparently this gave some guy STDs. And I'm not that into Asian girls anyways.

3. 4 x4, MC, Solarium, Centaurus in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. I have to go there playing dead, expecting disappointment.

4. Medellin, Colombia. Same disappointment.

Thanks a lot. I can't jump on a plane with a preset mindset to be disappointment. I need hope. KKK.

This is it bois. We've hit the ceiling. SP it is.[/QUOTE]Honestly u are on point. Make Scan the very last thing you try not the first because it's all downhill. I tell guys. Go to FKK. You will be an amazed. Go a few times. You will still be amazed. Go to Bangkok. Amazing. Still is amazing. Go to Rio. Enjoy the sights and the beaches and the girls. Amazing. THEN go to Scandallo. Because you can enjoy the others before. But U will never enjoy them as much after.

Another week down in Sao Paulo, and while I've intended to explore more I've definitely fallen into a familiar habit.

When I've wanted some fun during the day I've been bouncing between Yankin and Tangara, rooms are 260 R for an hour or 270 if you use a card. They've had a pretty good lineup for me, and being at that price point I haven't wandered too much. I actually ran into a girl I used to fuck at Casarao two years ago now working at Tangara, same great fuck but at half the cost.

I keep considering making my way back to Gauguin or Scandallo, but I always end up at Casarao and I have to say I haven't regretted it.

The Monday and Tuesday lineup were both great, I did a threesome with a girl I know and this other girl she clearly had a crush on. I wasn't planning to do a threesome but I had bought a drink for both of them and the girl I new kept making the new girl rub my cock while we were chatting. After like an hour of that I said might as well, and they took 400 R each for a half hour. The girl I knew was all about it, but the other one was definitely kind of dragging her feet in the shower initially and generally being more uptight. I still had fun of course, but its exactly the reason I don't typically do threesomes as its another potential point of failure when you don't know the girls well or how they'll interact.

The next night I fucked this super slim girl with a perfect ass and nice tits for her frame for 800 R including anal, and she took it surprisingly well for her size. I don't love the price increase at Casarao from my last trip, but I've sort of made my peace with it by insisting on the girls giving up their ass. It just makes it feel like a better value even if I'm not expressly in the mood for it. I was getting ready to leave, but of course I am chatting with this girl at the bar and end up doing another threesome. The first girl had great energy and I was telling her I wasn't going to do anything tonight, but bought her a drink as we chatted. She was being super flirty and fun at the bar, and introduced me to her girlfriend who similarly had a great attitude. They asked for 600 R each for an hour, and off we went. This threesome was definitely a step up from the other one as they had great chemistry together.

Thursday rolls around and I make my way back to Casarao, and the lineup is absolutely insane. Upon arrival I spot no less than eight girls who were solidly Scandallo tier. I don't say that lightly, and most nights I would say only 1-2 girls may qualify for that exclusive bracket, but Thursday was absolutely insane. In an unfortunate twist, having so many options I dragged my feet for too long and missed out on all of them. Fortunately there were no shortage of options, and I spent an hour in a decent looking girls ass for 800 R.

That brings us to Sunday. You don't have many options, and I was eyeing a place called Fortalenza Bar before deciding to stick with what I know. I'm off to Casarao again, and spot two actual Scandallo girls taking some extra shifts. On previous trips Sundays were always risky, but with huge potential for upside. Now I don't feel like there is much risk at all, because as much as I dislike the new prices I was never without options.

One thing to keep in mind that is a significant difference between Scandallo and Casarao, beyond the obvious things, is that at Scan if you blow all your cash and your dick decides you're not done it is very easy to pay the girl with your credit card. Its expensive, but easy. At Casrao that is not the case. Some girls are setup to take credit cards, but many are not and in any case it feels a lot less secure having the girl tap your card on her phone. They will also charge more because of the high fees. I'd really like a place more in line with the old Casarao 500-600 R for an hour, but nothing has jumped out at me yet.

Has anyone actually used one of those new wallet apps for foreign PIX payments? I've seen two of them pop up but haven't pulled the trigger on actually using it yet.

[QUOTE=OkSwimmer5517;3074480]Been stuck in this rut of going to SP followed by Germany and so on. I tried to break it by going to Toronto once and it worked up to an extent but not that SP Boate level good.

4 places I've been studying that I've never visited -.

1. HK in Tijuana, Mexico. Apparently this is not good.

2. T2 Classic in Jakarta, Indonesia. Apparently this gave some guy STDs. And I'm not that into Asian girls anyways.

3. 4 x4, MC, Solarium, Centaurus in Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. I have to go there playing dead, expecting disappointment.

4. Medellin, Colombia. Same disappointment.

Thanks a lot. I can't jump on a plane with a preset mindset to be disappointment. I need hope. KKK.

This is it bois. We've hit the ceiling. SP it is.[/QUOTE]Agree 100%.

Tijuana is where I started my "Journey" years ago, back in the days of TJA forum. Those were some good times. HK has definitely become a shadow of what it used to be.

Medellin gets a lot of hype, but it's nowhere near SP when it comes to quality, talent and ambience.

I would also add DR (Puerto Plata, Sosa, Cabarete) to the list of places that are just not worth the trip anymore compared to better options out there.

Hello all,

Planning on visiting SP soon, and have been reading all your tips which are wonderful.

I was wondering do airbnbs in Brazil / SP allow different visitors or am I better with a hotel? Would love some thoughts from you all. Thank you so much!

FYI. Recently, I signed up for a cultural tour to attend an indigenous ceremony in Xingu region. The operator only accepted pix payment and I was able to make two remitly payments to her pix account. As you may already know, it requires CPF number.

[QUOTE=JZeleznik;3074540]Has anyone actually used one of those new wallet apps for foreign PIX payments? I've seen two of them pop up but haven't pulled the trigger on actually using it yet.[/QUOTE]I tried Wanderwallet, and it works quite well. Only issue is topping up for me as I have to use my coinbase to add USDC as I'm European, but I heard if you're American you can just add cash from a bank card.

Question about MP.

How many on there are fake profiles would you guys say.

And how many ish are up to play for pay or is it just normal brasileiras looking for dates.

Found the subscription to be kind of expensive is it worth it at all?