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[QUOTE=BaxterSlade;2639408]So true. Here is a joke I read on another site that is perfect for the situation you describe.

An HK girl walks into Hallmark a few days before Valentine's Day and says to the clerk, "Do you have card that says when I met you I was just an innocent girl and you taught me about love, you alone fulfill me and make me feel like the luckiest girl alive, I want to spend the rest of my life with you."

The clerk replies, "Yes, we have a card that says exactly that."

HK girl says, "Great, give me eight please."

To funny.[/QUOTE]Baxter,

That is funnier than hell but oh so true. I was in Adelitas last weekend and met a girl from Colombia (I know, here we go again with the Colombia theme). She was attractive and very friendly and actually spoke good English. She told me she has a Visa and would like to come and visit me in Long Beach. After driving home from Mexico and La Zona last weekend, I received a text message from her. She tells me, hey, can you give me some money as I have some medical expenses I need to take care of. I asked her what happened and what the expenses were for. She proceeded to tell me, well my parents got into a car accident. She proceeds to send me a picture of a car with the whole front bashed in, like it was involved in a head on collision. I found it funny that the pic of the car was sitting amongst others in what appeared to be a junkyard. There is no way any passenger could have survived the accident. After I received the photo I asked her who the medical expenses are for and she proceeds to tell me for my parents but they are ok. Obviously hearing this I tell her, I think you are lying to me. She next tells me, ok, to be honest, I need 300 dollars to get the car fixed. The car is totaled. LOL. So I tell her, how can you live with yourself lying through your teeth like this? She tells me, no, I am very sincere and honest. I tell her, no you are not. You are a total dishonest person and I suggest you go to confession. She tells me, I'm not Catholic (LOL). I tell her, well, I'm not stupid so go and sin no more and don't ever contact me again.

It just amazes me how these putas can come up with these extortion scenarios. LOL. Pretty creative using the junkyard photo.

[QUOTE=RikyMichaels7;2639501]Baxter,

That is funnier than hell but oh so true. I was in Adelitas last weekend and met a girl from Colombia (I know, here we go again with the Colombia theme). She was attractive and very friendly and actually spoke good English. She told me she has a Visa and would like to come and visit me in Long Beach. After driving home from Mexico and La Zona last weekend, I received a text message from her. She tells me, hey, can you give me some money as I have some medical expenses I need to take care of. I asked her what happened and what the expenses were for. She proceeded to tell me, well my parents got into a car accident. She proceeds to send me a picture of a car with the whole front bashed in, like it was involved in a head on collision. I found it funny that the pic of the car was sitting amongst others in what appeared to be a junkyard. There is no way any passenger could have survived the accident. After I received the photo I asked her who the medical expenses are for and she proceeds to tell me for my parents but they are ok. Obviously hearing this I tell her, I think you are lying to me. She next tells me, ok, to be honest, I need 300 dollars to get the car fixed. The car is totaled. LOL. So I tell her, how can you live with yourself lying through your teeth like this? She tells me, no, I am very sincere and honest. I tell her, no you are not. You are a total dishonest person and I suggest you go to confession. She tells me, I'm not Catholic (LOL). I tell her, well, I'm not stupid so go and sin no more and don't ever contact me again.

It just amazes me how these putas can come up with these extortion scenarios. LOL. Pretty creative using the junkyard photo.[/QUOTE]I know I'm going to come off as a jerk but just giving my observation. It seems that for someone that has had bad experiences with girls in Tijuana you like the attention of them contacting you. I also don't see how her asking for money is extortion, I would see it as an opportunity for you to tell her you would like to help and set up a date with her when she not working.

[QUOTE=Sol12;2639565]I know I'm going to come off as a jerk but just giving my observation. It seems that for someone that has had bad experiences with girls in Tijuana you like the attention of them contacting you. I also don't see how her asking for money is extortion, I would see it as an opportunity for you to tell her you would like to help and set up a date with her when she not working.[/QUOTE]Dude, don't insult my intelligence. Your response regarding this being an opportunity for me to tell her that I would like to help and set up a date with her is completely and utterly naive and frankly ridiculous.

[QUOTE=Gregyyr;2633032]Just got back from Guadalajara and Puerto Vallarta and while this is a Tijuana forum I want to mention the prices.

Street hooker near downtown Guadalajara was $70 fully nude for 45 minutes with a couple positions. There is a little Zone of Tolerance street near downtown where the girls hang out. The peradita's body was gorgeous but she would not let me take any pictures even when I offered to pay her a huge tip extra. Puerto Vallarta massage parlors quoted Crazy prices. $110 for full service from a girl that was maybe a 6. Even a hand job with her nude was expensive. I just said I will pass knowing I can be in Tijuana in a few days.

Guadalajara felts pretty safe in the daytime but Puerto Vallarta felt Very safe due to the huge amount of gringo tourists in that city.

G.[/QUOTE]Had a similar situation from a cute 30's spinner afternoon massage parlor. I could bet she did mostly hand jobs as there was concern and convo's with the older co worker as I requested the Bang. The who scene was actually quite comical because there was a taco stand right next door with touristy couples eating outside. Other random tourists walking by the store front. It was at least $80 with $20 going to the Grandma looking lady who watched the door way to make sure no one entered. It was practically a SG experience in 1 of 2 cubicles with a small massage table. I guess the $ for Grandma was for her to turn up the music and shut the door as the cheap massage table started ricketing and squeeking forward and back. I actually found this post looking for quick PVR info. To find out ISG doesn't really do outside of Tijuana. So I appreciate the mention and info. I'll try to stay away from the tourist traps. No bueno. But costly and ok if you need to get the poison out.

Duh; { and the Puerta V threads.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2639047]Just got back from 3 weeks in Colombia, Panama, Mexico City, went to HK Wednesday night 7 PM, sat in the middle of the club drinking, watching the strip show, flirting with girls, had around me over 200 sweet, smiling, healthy young girls, lots of new ones, pretty faces, beautiful bodies, beauty-pageant contestant quality, smiling, talking, flirting, seducing, trying to get me to the hotel. There were a lot fewer guys, ratio was about 3 to 1 girls to guys.

Its very nice to have convenient access to so many good-looking young girls in a fun, entertaining and exciting club without having to spend a lot of money.

Christmas is coming next weekend. The weather has been unusually cold this year, dropping down to 40 F at night. Street girls were shivering in the cold, legs shaking, faces turned ashen. The puta business is depressed. Lots of girls in bars and on streets are desperate to make extra incomes for the holiday. Most would fly home in the afternoon of Thursday Dec 23.

A few guys will meet and party in Hong Kong on Dec 18 m, starting 6 PM. We will likely have a table on the balcony. Look for me wearing a large white Panama hat I bought just for this purpose. Come by, say Hi and have some fun with the bros.[/QUOTE]Plan on being in Tijuana Sat afternoon touristing around with female friends. Will try to swing by later at HK and say Hello, if your around.

G.

[QUOTE=RikyMichaels7;2639501].... She tells me, hey, can you give me some money as I have some medical expenses I need to take care of. I asked her what happened and what the expenses were for. She proceeded to tell me, well my parents got into a car accident. She proceeds to send me a picture of a car with the whole front bashed in, like it was involved in a head on collision. I found it funny that the pic of the car was sitting amongst others in what appeared to be a junkyard. There is no way any passenger could have survived the accident. After I received the photo I asked her who the medical expenses are for and she proceeds to tell me for my parents but they are ok. Obviously hearing this I tell her, I think you are lying to me. She next tells me, ok, to be honest, I need 300 dollars to get the car fixed. The car is totaled. LOL. So I tell her, how can you live with yourself lying through your teeth like this? She tells me, no, I am very sincere and honest. I tell her, no you are not. You are a total dishonest person and I suggest you go to confession. She tells me, I'm not Catholic (LOL). I tell her, well, I'm not stupid so go and sin no more and don't ever contact me again.....[/QUOTE]You wasted a lot of time with that back and forth.

[QUOTE=RikyMichaels7;2639501]Baxter, . After driving home from Mexico and La Zona last weekend, I received a text message from her. She tells me, hey, can you give me some money as I have some medical expenses I need to take care of..[/QUOTE]This is one of the reasons I have a monger batphone that's only on while I'm down there or planning a trip. This way I don't deal with any of this stuff, and I always use them hitting me up for money as a way to extract a bunch of extras for lower rates, since they supposedly need the money and work is slow.

I always keep it friendly with them, but I never forget that their objective is to extract as much money out of me, and having sex is just the most transactional simple way for them to do it.

Greggy.

A couple guys will meet in HK Sat starting about 6 PM.

PM me your Tel so we can connect.

Perhaps you can bring your female friends in HK to show them how to act sexy and lusty like HK girls?

[QUOTE=ClownDays;2639859]I always use them hitting me up for money as a way to extract a bunch of extras for lower rates, since they supposedly need the money and work is slow.

I always keep it friendly with them, but I never forget that their objective is to extract as much money out of me, and having sex is just the most transactional simple way for them to do it.[/QUOTE]Yeah not sure how trying to get a discounted date with a girl that needs money was an insult to his intelligence. They have something you want and you have something they want. Seems like an easy transaction to me.

Greggy.

The bar near PV's cruise pier apparently has been shutdown. They used to do $60-100 sessions for cruise passengers. A few years ago a Gringo had money dispute with a puta, was chased down and shot to death by her BF with a Colt. 45 outside that bar.

I was in PV a few years ago. There were a few puta bars on the main road each with 3, 4 hot young spinners sitting around, no clients. They all wanted $200-300ST sessions and would not budge despite having no business. Looked like they were controlled by cartels' pimps and had to follow orders.

There is a bar hopping tour, a van taking people around to 5 or 6 bars along the malecon. There were single women hanging out at those bars, apparently open for pick ups. Further inland Sr Frog was a bar hundreds young people drink and party all night.

Of the coastal road North of the cruise ship pier and before the airport, there was a bullring on the right hand side with a dirt road. About 500 yards in that road there was a walled-in Zona Tolerencia with 5 bars surrounding a dirt parking lot. There were a couple hot young girls working even in the day time, about $60ST sessions. They take you behind the bars to their rooms. Everything was hot and spicy authentic Mexican. Not sure if that zona is still working.

Puerto Vallarta massage parlors quoted Crazy prices. $110 for full service from a girl that was maybe a 6. Even a hand job with her nude was expensive. I just said I will pass knowing I can be in Tijuana in a few days.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2639881]Greggy.

A couple guys will meet in HK Sat starting about 6 PM.

PM me your Tel so we can connect.

Perhaps you can bring your female friends in HK to show them how to act sexy and lusty like HK girls?[/QUOTE]Arg. I should have checked the forum when I was over there. I was there for a while and thought I would recognize you as I roamed around. (lot of Asian guys in the club! Haha. Will PM you my number for a future Norte adventure.

HK was hopping a bit. I wandered around for a while and talked to a few girls asking prices and getting as much action as I could for $1 bills. One girl who's name I think was Erica from Guadalajara, her personality was so cool. I took her for a private dance and a couple minutes into it I knew I got to to upstairs with this girl. The kind of girl who didn't have any reservations on where your hands went. (she wouldn't let me put inside but still great) Seems if you meet 10 girls. One or two are just going to click a bit better than the others.

I gave her a nice tip as well as she was ok if I took her picture.

Dang. There was this other tiny spinner very short. That I saw a couple times but then I lost her. Think she was the shortest girl I have ever seen in HK.

G.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2638541]Cocr,

What would happen when you get sick? Colombia looks like a very poor country, with very poor public services. Do you know enough about their healthcare system, health insurance and the quality of care they can deliver there? Do you think when you have heart attacks or strokes, they can do competent jobs to save your life? A friend just had a triple heart bypass in the US, the bills totaled over $1.2 Mil. You think Colombia will spend that much on you, or even has competent medical providers who can do it?[/QUOTE]Anyone who thinks it's a good idea to go to a hospital in America either has health coverage that's costing them $5000 a year or they don't understand anything about hospitals or doctors. The United States is the worst place to go to the doctor, it is also the worst place to buy medicine. 70% of the world does not need healthcare because the cost of going to the doctor is always less than US $100 and you can buy medicine in most countries for just a few dollars.

You might be able to convince somebody in this forum that the US healthcare system is good, but for intelligent people like myself we know better! Medical tourism exists because of countries like America who completely exploit those in need!

Although, you also believe that the US government doesn't overpay on its military contracts even though in 1999 the total budget for the military was less than 300 million and currently it is triple that at 900 billion. In the last 20 years who here has seen prices or salaries go up 300%?

MM.

[QUOTE=MasterMonger;2640306]Anyone who thinks it's a good idea to go to a hospital in America either has health coverage that's costing them $5000 a year or they don't understand anything about hospitals or doctors. The United States is the worst place to go to the doctor, it is also the worst place to buy medicine. 70% of the world does not need healthcare because the cost of going to the doctor is always less than US $100 and you can buy medicine in most countries for just a few dollars.

You might be able to convince somebody in this forum that the US healthcare system is good, but for intelligent people like myself we know better! Medical tourism exists because of countries like America who completely exploit those in need!

Although, you also believe that the US government doesn't overpay on its military contracts even though in 1999 the total budget for the military was less than 300 million and currently it is triple that at 900 billion. In the last 20 years who here has seen prices or salaries go up 300%?.[/QUOTE]US is a terrible place to get sick, so many Americans have to choose between insulin or a meal is sad. If you have money, it's great, get the best care from top doctors etc. Our government gives away our tax dollars to fund pharma R&Don new drugs, then the pharma sells it to us at a much higher price than they do in other countries. We are pretty much subsidizing medicine for the rest of the world.

Europe has a way better healthcare system than we do in the states.

Greg,

What happened to your female friend? Scared off by the hot and flirtsy HK girls?

The tiniest girl in HK is probably Cesia, about 4'8 85 lbs, looking clueless and innocent. You should try her. Glad you scored with this hot Erica from Guadalajara.

A couple guys will go again this week before the chicas all go home. They have been raring to go all year so this is their last chance. Let's have a party for year end.