Back to Manila, virtually
The see**t who ripped me off three weeks' ago at my hotel in Malate, showed up on Telegram so I thought I'd have some fun and send her to a dummy booking out at the airport, where I was staying supposedly. Early on in the chat I told her my hotel, then after numerous other messages and different photos than she'd sent me on my previous real booking, I edited the hotel name to another one near the airport. She didn't even realise and said 'I made a mistake' and apologised. So off she trots to hotel number two. Up to the room, which she told me didn't exist. Oh, what a pity! Was I being a bit of a see**t too? Probably. Felt like a bit of a re-balancing of the scales, anyway.
edit. the starred word begins with a 'c' not 'see'. weird auto-correction...