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I promise I will try to increase my level of enthusiasm and go-with-the-flowliness LOL.[/QUOTE]Your post standard has improved immediately, with more subtle sarcasm. Quite amusing now. Very good reply. Just keep the "shit dumping" under control, and you will be appreciated more.
Dufey is one of the most positive writers around, perhaps has a few ironical questions, few of us can be anything like him. His style is pretty unique.
[QUOTE=Pentire;1597642]I preferred the ambiance and more luxurious surroundings of Sharks, it's the clear winner and if there is a more classy brothel in this world with girls 50.00 a pop then I would like to know about it.[/QUOTE]Sharks isn't any classier than Oase or World. And it is far from luxurious. I'd call Palace's or Paradise's rooms luxurious, but Sharks' rooms are basic, they have low quality beds, no design at all, too hot in the summer, they need some paint and new beds and tables.
HB.
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Speaking of towels and robes, I think the lady at the front desk of Sharks is the worst. She simply refuses to give a second robe, if you don't like your first robe. Also, most of the robes at Sharks have the bands broken, they seem like they are quite old. But she refuses to give a better, functioning robe. At Oase you can always ask for another robe.
[/QUOTE]It's true that this lady at the front desk can sometimes be rude. About robes, all sizes are not available depending on the time you arrive at the club. And if you complain, this lady will say:"it's sunny, you don't need robe. ". Fortunately, the lady who works in the evening is very cool and helpful.
[QUOTE=GuyFromParis;1599450] And if you complain, this lady will say:"it's sunny, you don't need robe. ". Fortunately, the lady who works in the evening is very cool and helpful.[/QUOTE]Well that sounds like a cool answer, when they don't have your size, and you complain? What are you saying as a complaint? Are you asking them to buy more of a certain size? How is the evening lady more helpful, if they don't have the right size? If they don't have the right size, they don't have it.
I cope very well with no robe, although I don't smoke, so pockets are not vital. Isn't it too hot?
GFP talked about different sizes but I was not even talking about specific sizes. For example broken bands. And dis functional robes in general. And anyway, are they not supposed to carry different size robes? Just like they are supposed to give you slippers of your size, no? She acts like those robes are made of gold, and too precious to give out.
I don't smoke either but I chew gum (keeps my teeth clean and breath fresh, it is an American thing I guess) and also my own hand sanitation liquid, and occasionally I even keep my cell phone to discretely check my emails and stock quotes etc. When I check my cell phone, I move to a corner or outside, tilt away from others and shield it with my body so that no one can accuse me of illegal stuff. Some times when I chat with the girls post sex, I even show them some photos on my mobile and they are not alarmed I have a phone, they are quite interested. Ramona showed me a bunch of her pictures, I showed her some of mine. A nice way to connect.
[QUOTE=Syzygies;1599489]Well that sounds like a cool answer, when they don't have your size, and you complain? What are you saying as a complaint? Are you asking them to buy more of a certain size? How is the evening lady more helpful, if they don't have the right size? If they don't have the right size, they don't have it.
I cope very well with no robe, although I don't smoke, so pockets are not vital. Isn't it too hot?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jnpr30;1599505]GFP talked about different sizes but I was not even talking about specific sizes. For example broken bands. And dis functional robes in general. And anyway, are they not supposed to carry different size robes? Just like they are supposed to give you slippers of your size, no? She acts like those robes are made of gold, and too precious to give out.
I don't smoke either but I chew gum (keeps my teeth clean and breath fresh, it is an American thing I guess) and also my own hand sanitation liquid, and occasionally I even keep my cell phone to discretely check my emails and stock quotes etc. When I check my cell phone, I move to a corner or outside, tilt away from others and shield it with my body so that no one can accuse me of illegal stuff. Some times when I chat with the girls post sex, I even show them some photos on my mobile and they are not alarmed I have a phone, they are quite interested. Ramona showed me a bunch of her pictures, I showed her some of mine. A nice way to connect.[/QUOTE]Absolutely agree with GFP are the clubs not supposed to keep Robes of different size as they keep slippers.
I would have blasted the Front Desk girl for saying why do you need Robe it is so hot! How can she talk like that!!
I like your idea LOL! Of the way you use your cell phone inside the club LOL! I am taking inspiration from it. Maybe next time I would dare to do it LOL!
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i don't smoke either but i chew gum (keeps my teeth clean and breath fresh, it is an american thing i guess) and also my own hand sanitation liquid, and occasionally i even keep my cell phone to discretely check my emails and stock quotes etc. when i check my cell phone, i move to a corner or outside, tilt away from others and shield it with my body so that no one can accuse me of illegal stuff. some times when i chat with the girls post sex, i even show them some photos on my mobile and they are not alarmed i have a phone, they are quite interested. ramona showed me a bunch of her pictures, i showed her some of mine. a nice way to connect.[/quote]at least you imagine it keeps your breath fresh. it helps produce saliva which has benefits, however i doubt that bad breath can be really be disguised, that easily. maybe you won't know. bad digestion, smoking, bad teeth cleaning, and back of tongue can all be sources of bad breath. i clean and scrape tongue in addition to teeth cleaning. chew gum sometimes, but don't need to keep it on me (in pocket) all the time. same for most things you mention. i don't believe old guys can keep perfect breath very easily. its easier for very young people. worth trying hard though.
in the past lavinia (oase) was always keen to show me all the holiday photos in romania, spain, or wherever of herself and family. i am happy to look but not really into showing girls personal photos that much. like this is my mother, this is my gf, this her daughter, and who is this other young thing, etc. ? maybe best omitted. some girls offer to connect to me on facebook, but i am not into that either. i prefer just a phone number can contact the girls on.
What is common in Sharks? I will visit the club in a few weeks.
Do all guys wear robes or is it also common to just wrap a towel around the hips. I prefer the later one, especially if the temperatures are high.
[QUOTE=Syzygies;1599489]Well that sounds like a cool answer, when they don't have your size, and you complain? What are you saying as a complaint? Are you asking them to buy more of a certain size? How is the evening lady more helpful, if they don't have the right size? If they don't have the right size, they don't have it.
[/QUOTE] I knew that you will write this answer. No offense, but sometimes you act like if this club is your property. Sorry, but to have a bathrobe is important for me. Sun is too much painful for my skin and I need to protect it. It's not a caprice. There is also the question of hygiena. Furthermore, I don't need to justify myself. I'm a guest and towels, bathrobe, slippers, etc, are included in the price. About bathrobes, I don't understand why the club doesn't have all sizes at all times. Once, the reception told me that I will have to wait if I wanted a bathrobe. The other solution was to get 2 towels (1 big 1 smaller). It was 11.30 am. I said "ok I take the 2 towels and I will be back for the bathrobe". Then the lady at the front desk shouted at me:"Why do you want a bathrobe! You don't need bathrobe! And if you take the 2 towels, you cannot come back for your bathrobe ". Sorry, but it's not a cool answer. And next time what should I answer if they don't have slippers and the lady shouts at me ? "Why do you want slippers? You don't need slippers! WTF.
[QUOTE=Syzygies;1599489] How is the evening lady more helpful
[/QUOTE]This lady is very cool. If you need something, she will do her best. And always she asks if everything is ok with a big smile.
[QUOTE=Jnpr30;1599505]GFP talked about different sizes but I was not even talking about specific sizes. For example broken bands. And dis functional robes in general. And anyway, are they not supposed to carry different size robes? Just like they are supposed to give you slippers of your size, no? She acts like those robes are made of gold, and too precious to give out.
[/QUOTE]It's exactly what I wanted to say. Thank you Jnpr30.
i managed to get goulash down my robe there once and the response i got from the thekenfrau when i asked for a new one was as if i had just raped her children, so i washed the affected area of the old robe in the swimming pool!
after the trials of friday, i decided to head south and visit sharks. i had penciled sharks in for sunday, but having been ejected from world, and not blown away by oase, i decided to try it today (saturday, 26th). i have long wanted to visit this club, and it is the main reason that i planned my frankfurt tour. i was not disappointed.
the club was easy to find, although that was probably helped by distant memories of having visited darmstadt a few times on business. sadly, those trips were before i had discovered the delights of the fkk club. i arrived at 11, went in, managed to avoid offending the frau on reception, and entered the locker room to undress and shower. i immediately felt more comfortable at sharks than at either of world or oase (although that is a little unfair on world given how little of it i saw). i like the huge open plan main room. there were plenty of places to relax.
despite the early start, i was pleased with the selection of girls on offer. i was suffering a bit from a long day yesterday, so was not planning on more than one or two sessions, but i planned on diligent research for a follow up visit, if things went well.
i started with a little breakfast. lots of fresh fruit and some nice meats and cheeses. it's a very small area to eat, but no problem at that time of day. sharks has a bit of a thing about fresh fruit. there was a nice supply of nectarines, bananas and grapes made available throughout the day. i certainly got my 'five-a-day' today.
i headed for the outside area and was very impressed. there was a good selection of seating of all types and it was clear that this was going to be a nice place for an inactive day. i had a good look around and had my first of what felt like six visits from (i think) sylvana. i assume she is aka donatella versace. if i was to define the very opposite of my type. she is it. she looks experienced so i would have thought she would have got the idea after attempts two or three. maybe, i'm too polite. i settled on one of the double loungers and read for a while.
i had a few approaches, and continued to be impressed by the girls, but said no to everyone for a couple of hours. i made a mental note to later find the blonde of a pair offering up a threesome. i mostly just read, swam, looked at girls, and read some more.
my blonde found me again and laid down with me for a while. we got chatting and the chemistry was good enough. quite tall and slim, with a great smile and pretty eyes, i discovered that her name is rosanna. she continued the romania theme of my trip. her english was not great, but adequate. her friend came to join us, but i said one girl would be enough for me.
rosanna took me to a large room that was pretty much in the middle of the main room. it suffered from having no air conditioning, but was clean, and looked relatively new. i could have done without the on-demand porn on the small tv screen, but at least the sound was off. we had a really great session, that lasted an hour, but i could not finish. i'm not sure why as i thoroughly enjoyed my time. she was a bit worried, but i assured her that i was happy. we got chatting for a while and i got to thinking. i asked her about her friend and on the spur of the moment asked rosanna to go and get her.
i would not have ordinarily picked out her friend (jessica, only half romanian!) but her service and attitude were great. the girls put on a show for me, and were really great at getting me involved. it was my first paid threesome and it was fantastic. fantasy stuff. i ended up finishing in jessica whilst rosanna played with my ass. writing this i want to go back and do it all over again. it will really test my mantra to "never go back". after we finished, the three of us chatted for a while and it was difficult to stop grinning like the proverbial kid in the candy store. best. session. ever.
i'd racked up about two hours and quite an invoice, so it stiffened my resolve to limit my sessions for the day. i was quite happy to spend the afternoon reminiscing on my one session of the day. the rest of the afternoon was pleasant relaxation, punctuated only by an increasingly desperate morgana (cyprus) bemoaning that fact that nobody would fuck her. politeness stopped me from pointing out why. not that i claim to be any kind of oil painting myself.
rosanna and jessica spoiled me for the rest of the day. a few times they came over for a five minute cuddle, which struck me as excellent pre-sales work by them for tomorrow.
i ate from the grill at just after five. the food was excellent, although dinner was given a slightly surreal effect as i sat opposite a girl working her way through a very large bratwurst. it's all i could do to stop giggling. and wishing that i would grow up. the food is by far the best that i have had at a club. a reasonable steak, with very nice salads.
i left the club at 8. 00, banishing any thoughts of giving world another try on sunday. i'll be back at sharks to try some of the plentiful supply of girls that i saw today. nor am i sure that i will make my planned trip to palace on monday.
[QUOTE=Rion69;1599633]What is common in Sharks? I will visit the club in a few weeks.
Do all guys wear robes or is it also common to just wrap a towel around the hips. I prefer the later one, especially if the temperatures are high.[/QUOTE]In my limited experience (first visit today) nearly everyone kept with a towel only. Robes started to appear in the evening.
I was pleased to see none of the strange swim shorts behaviour that I saw at Oase the previous day.
I use an antibacterial fresh breath spray with a nice mint aroma called ultradex. I keep it in my locker and when I use it I normally get a wink from the girls and a laugh. Available in uk not sure other countries. The antibacterial action is supposed to work with your mouth cancelling 99 % of bacteria. It makes a big difference when I do a 12 hour fkk stint. Hope that helps.
[QUOTE=StarletVoyager;1599971]The antibacterial action is supposed to work with your mouth cancelling 99 % of bacteria. It makes a big difference when I do a 12 hour fkk stint. Hope that helps.[/QUOTE]Be careful with antiseptics. They are reported to be no more effective than normal cleaning, brushing, scrubbing, rinsing etc. Those with alcohol can interfere with Saliva production. Strong antiseptics also kill off the good useful bacteria, and it is suggested that frequent use is helping the more resistant bacteria to take over. I suggest you read up on the pros and cons, and be sceptical about advertising claims.
The 99% claim is highly likely to be sales bullshit. Some bacteria can be seem swimming around happily under microscope in many common disinfectants, e. G. Dettol, and also weaker antiseptics. Boiling water or high heat steam is a more effect killer of bacteria I believe.
Things that encourage saliva like chewing gum can be useful. Scrubbing off, scrapping off, and rinsing away the accumulated gunk cannot be replaced by a simple spray. Its not that easy. I also recommend at least twice yearly trips to dentist to maintain the teeth and check gums. There are products to replenish the good bacteria in your saliva, having killed off too many bacteria from very strong antiseptic chemicals.
Its also reported by doctors that girls who clean the vagina too much, are removing the useful bacteria and causing problems, so I am not sure what is the recommended method by pussy expert doctors.
I normally see my dentist 3 monthly for scale and polish especially as I smoke. A couple years back I even had teeth whitening which takes an hour and costs about 100 euros. The results were surprisingly good but its quite an uncomfortable procedure with a type of laser and mouth guard. Ultradex is alcohol and sugar free. This it states:
"Clinically proven, active ingredient that instantly eliminates odour-causing compounds (VSC) for lasting fresh breath confidence. ".
Many a girl has told me that a smartly dressed hygenically clean "less attractive" man is far more attractive to her than a "more attractive" man with bad hygiene and bad smells. Women are not totally optically turned on as men are I think// where they have more emphasis on presentation and the ability of a man to make them laugh. Work that one out!!