Sabai Dee Soapy Massage - I got a real dud
I went to Sabai Dee soapy massage last night. I arrived at 11:00pm, and left after an hour (it should be a full 90 minutes just in the soapy room). Out of that hour, I spent the first 10 minutes sipping a drink and watching the girls in the fishbowl awkwardly smile and wave and signal to the few guys sitting there "Pick me! Pick me!". I counted 33 girls - none of them out of the ordinary, and some just plain ugly. Since I knew that whichever girl I chose would be squirming her body all over me with soap suds, I chose a slightly chubby but pretty girl with big hooters - I wanted to feel her all over me.
Turns out she was a real dud. She was way too fast and mechanical. The bath together lasted 5 minutes where she washed me fast, and the squirmy soapy massage on the air-bed lasted about 5 minutes. She was rushing things way too much. She spent another 5 minutes washing down the suds-covered floor while I waited on the bed. When she finally finished her house-cleaning and came to the bed, I asked for more massage, but she said "No - you boom-boom me now!" So I did.
After a 2-minute lack-lustre CBJ, she went into doggy position and I did my duty. After 5 minutes of fucking doggy style she said "Why you no come?!" WTF! I told her "No, I come in one more hour". I almost decided to give up right then and go find a hot enthusiastic freelancer and have a fun night. But I had an early morning coming up and didn't want a late night, so I turned her over and fucked her missionary. When I tried to play with her big hooters, she moved my hand away and told me not to touch her nipples because they hurt. WTF again!
The only way I could finish was to fantasize that I was fucking a voluptuous Arab girl at work who flirts with me. It worked - I finished soon after. I got dressed quickly and she led me to the exit, asking for a tip. I'm always a good tipper for good work, but this was by far the worst attitude and worst sex I've had in memory. I looked at her with a frown and said "No tip, you too fast". She shrugged her shoulders to show she didn't care - she knew she had given a poor session.
I can see a soapy could be fun if you get an enthusiastic girl and if you're into quickies, but she really was a dud. I have more fun with wild girls soaping me up in the shower in a hotel room or home.
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Turns out I have an extra night in Pattaya tomorrow night, so I'll try to finish (ahem) on a more positive note with an enthusiastic girl or two.
Another Day, Another of BS
[QUOTE=Joe Cose]Just returned from a six week trip to LOS, punctuated by a visit from my wife for the middle two weeks. [size=-2][b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]I would suggest that the author or another Forum Member consider posting a link to this report in the Reports of Distinction thread. Please [url=http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/announcement-reportsofdistinction.php?]Click Here[/url] for more information.[/blue][/size][/QUOTE]Thanks for your essay, which is a typical lovesick farang story. Next time you are in Pattaya, walk the length of Beach Road, sois 6, 7, 8, Walking Street etc. Count all the hookers you see. Each and every one of them was an angel and each and every one of them has been so fucked over you would want to be mad to give any of them a second (romantic) thought. You can write all the love poems and esaays them that you like but you need a strong bout of sobriety. I guess your marriage is breaking up but that is no call to hook yourself to a walking human mine. Sure, a minority of Thai hooker. Horny farang john work out but the odds are stacked against it. And you love has family and more.
I walk along Beach Road every day and bless the credit crunch which keeps farangs away, prices down and an abundance of fallen/abandoned women who service all and sundry for the same rock bottom prices. There is so much good sex it is a bore.
You were advised to stay away from Thailand for along time. Seems eminently sensible to me. Menawhile, I will still take my strolls and be amazed at the folly hard ons give rise to.